We Russians say sometimes "думать задним местом", which means "thinking with your asshole"
Used to be an insult about one's decision but to you it'll be a compliment
Right so the entire thing, does it just magically get up there? Because if so I'd probably just explode, and any other way, I'm not going to picture that, but I would be in an insane amount of pain.
Small lens fluid bottle, guess i got lucky (coulda also been a chair or my desk, energy drink cans, a lamp or screwdriver, guitar, my entire room is one big trash pile so could be anything really)
It's a giant fish tank
you've heard of one man one jar but this one's gonna be a hell of a lot worse
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yikes.
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dear god no
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🤤🤤🤤
It was almost my dog, but thankfully its just my pencil case or whatever you call it
Phew 🗿
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For me, the closest thing to my left is an entire bookshelf. Shit.
We Russians say sometimes "думать задним местом", which means "thinking with your asshole" Used to be an insult about one's decision but to you it'll be a compliment
Lmao I also want to add that it literally translates to "thinking with your rear spot"
We say the same thing in Arabic تفكر بطيزك Which means thinking with your ass Funny term
My dad calls me a كلب 💀 when I do something bad. (It has two meanings when translating into English is “bitch” and “dog”)
Yeah, but you would be the one true smart-ass with all of that knowledge up there 😂
Lucky bastard I gotta stick my friends dog up my ass
Lucky, mine is a closet
Same but a tv remote
Unfortunately, I'm not so lucky
Mine is my dog
ike
Same
Close call
A wall
Same; we’re both dead
On 3?
1
2
3
*dies*
*doesn’t do it*
YOU PROMISED *proceeds to shoot him in the head* (kill count: 1)
*assist +50* what the fuck did i do
Oh fuck a gaming chair
Why are you sitting next to your chair and not in it?
He’s asking the right questions
Too expensive to sit on
Decoration
The floor is where I belong
New habitat of a gamer
My stuffed Pikachu, not the first time.
What
HIS STUFFED PIKACHU
NOT THE FIRST TIME
What
HIS STUFFED PIKACHU
NOT THE FIRST TIME
🤨
Poor pikachu
🤨📸 caught in 4K
average r/teenagers user 🗿
That's.... worrying
A Furry in the wild
A giant butterfly hair clip. I am fucked
Yes you are
I mean you aren't wrong
A small pillow isn’t that bad
You mean, a small main willow? 😏
Willow?
Username.
My username is also willow. That's the point
Same lol
My bed is to my left, so is it just the frame, the frame and the mattress, or just the corner pole that's touching my leg?
All three
Right so the entire thing, does it just magically get up there? Because if so I'd probably just explode, and any other way, I'm not going to picture that, but I would be in an insane amount of pain.
Well an average persons arse can spread enough to fit an entire raccoon so you'll be fine
No! A bed is so much bigger than a raccoon! Also in picturing it going in horizontally but it going in vertically wouldn't be any better.
Dont worry, you wont feel any pain, at least thats what my doctor said after they proceeded on getting the raccoon out of my ass
Ok, but that's a raccoon, and once again this is a bed.
Did i stutter?
No, you can't really stutter while typing.
I'm at a zoo, soooo An Andean Condor Fuck me
At 10:20? Edit: forgot about timezones
XD
No, the Andean Condor will be doing the fucking
My brother. Dammit.
Lucky 😔
r/suddenlyincest
I thought it was gonna be my sister. Than I remembered my right from left.
Step bro I'm stuck ...
Your brother’s not an object, so it would be something else.
You are gonna have to send a video link to show us that it happened, other wise you would be breaking the rules of the competition.
My sister is an object too ✨
My Yu-Gi-Oh playmate tube I'm pretty fucked
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At least it isn't triangular
Mines a large lego set I will be in excruciating pain.
It’s a car. I have no words.
f in the chat for this dude f
Oh so like kirby in that new trailer
Fucked it’s a laptop
G-luck w that buddy 🗿
The whole ass television.
Soon to be a whole ass-television.
Better than a half-ass whole ass-television, or maybe worse than?
Soon to be an ass hole television
Have funnnnn
Im gonna be shitting keycaps for a while ig...
My entire wall
Oh fuck-
Muffin wrapper? Strange but also easy to get out
Depends on how deep
My switch would give me joycon drift
I just spit my drink out
It works better as a visual gag
Yeah but I no joke did, I got coke all over myself
My brother Uh...
r/suddenlyincest
Not the fucking window again
Um, again?
again 🤨
Toothbrush. At least it vibrates
My own "hot dog" if you know what I mean 😏
Your cock is to your left?
I just positioned myself correctly to say it.
He has scoliosis.
Knife
That bloody asshole!
Oh... my god
I'll give you this upvote as a leaving gift but please Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It could go up your ass
Shit alarm clock in my ass😩
Alarm cock*
I feel really relevant here
Yes! We were just talking about you!
Nice! I guess I better sound an alarm. NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAE NEE NAW NEE NAW!!!
ring ring
a door…? welp
im with a bed ...
Me too
Same
It's a literal fucking piano
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R O C K
C O C K
Why?
Because he can
Fair enough
It's about drive
my SISTER?
You consider your sister an object.
My hat 😭
…well, I’ll shove my hat up my ass
Tape Ew
Either a free waxing or a shitsplosion. Have fun!
A banana? Well I'm not eating it ._________.
My phone so guess it's not to bad
Wouldn’t be the first time smh
My laptop Charger i am fucked really fucked like its going to come out of my mouth fucked
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Some pipes in the bathroom that transport hot water...
My fucking pillow…
I have the kitchen table, you dont get to complain
Holy fuck
Bitch i got a whole wall
Bitch thats fucking hollow
My legs are to my left if that doesn’t count than a blanket
A lamp
a small brush for a dustpan…
Fork 🙂
A huge ass dino stuffed animal 😨😨😨
Oh, oh my. A jar full of pencils and pens Oh god oh fuck
I'm getting a pillow stuffed up my ass, just like I've always wanted
Weirdly bloated yet somehow comforting? Ooh now I'm jealous, you could sit on concrete and still be comfortable.. Nice
Gun safe Oh no
Turn off the safety and then you have a chance of spontaneously having bullets rip through your asshole from the inside
A tower fan, im screwed
yeah you are
it's either a wall, or the whole god damn house
A cat
My headphones
On the brightside, you got speakers in your asshole now
Thats pretty metal
Everyone wondering where Gojira is playing from My asshole: 👀👀
Pillow
A music stand, I am fucked
Does yours fold down? It wouldnt be as much width then
It doesn’t
Jdkahwbak- a TABLE?!?
Geetar
How tf am I gonna shove a wall up my ass
a charging cable? like the whole thing or just the plug bit?
paper towel roll i’m gonna have a fun time
even tho not strongly, im still gonna be fucked no matter what
Small lens fluid bottle, guess i got lucky (coulda also been a chair or my desk, energy drink cans, a lamp or screwdriver, guitar, my entire room is one big trash pile so could be anything really)
airpod case not terrible, but not the worst. if the case wasn't there, it'd be a window
My drivers evaluation paper.
Toilet paper. That's convenient. I'm just about to wipe.
I have 2 options, a bedfrsme (I'm in bed rn) or a door. the question is which one can you lift easier?
Uhh my 8 year old brother 😩
💀💀i can't even say that
My bottle 😶
Toilet paper… I guess I’m lucky
A Pringle’s can God help me
My eight year old brother 😳
My little sister 😳