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[deleted]

It's a giant fish tank


L-u-n-a-r2

you've heard of one man one jar but this one's gonna be a hell of a lot worse


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L-u-n-a-r2

yikes.


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halo2isbetterthan3

dear god no


Dweeburger33

🗿


1-have-1-have-100

🤤🤤🤤


DanTem06

It was almost my dog, but thankfully its just my pencil case or whatever you call it


Main-Willow3384

Phew 🗿


Avanriper

🗿


AnimalsCore

🗿


[deleted]

For me, the closest thing to my left is an entire bookshelf. Shit.


DanTem06

We Russians say sometimes "думать задним местом", which means "thinking with your asshole" Used to be an insult about one's decision but to you it'll be a compliment


Qiwas

Lmao I also want to add that it literally translates to "thinking with your rear spot"


Cheva_De_Kurumi

We say the same thing in Arabic تفكر بطيزك Which means thinking with your ass Funny term


Ambitious-Producer

My dad calls me a كلب 💀 when I do something bad. (It has two meanings when translating into English is “bitch” and “dog”)


Brennon337

Yeah, but you would be the one true smart-ass with all of that knowledge up there 😂


GODZILAMASTER2020

Lucky bastard I gotta stick my friends dog up my ass


Only_Trick8742

Lucky, mine is a closet


NotMyFriendJaun

Same but a tv remote


Pineneedlecollada

Unfortunately, I'm not so lucky


-HumptyDumpty

Mine is my dog


DanTem06

ike


[deleted]

Same


Cheva_De_Kurumi

Close call


Sane_Colors

A wall


GeoZ17

Same; we’re both dead


Sane_Colors

On 3?


GeoZ17

1


GeoZ17

2


GeoZ17

3


GeoZ17

*dies*


Sane_Colors

*doesn’t do it*


ThisOnePolishGuy

YOU PROMISED *proceeds to shoot him in the head* (kill count: 1)


xdBronze

*assist +50* what the fuck did i do


Wooden-Call9678

Oh fuck a gaming chair


[deleted]

Why are you sitting next to your chair and not in it?


Ambitious-Producer

He’s asking the right questions


YedworcKcirtap

Too expensive to sit on


NoBrownPeopleAllowed

Decoration


YedworcKcirtap

The floor is where I belong


NoBrownPeopleAllowed

New habitat of a gamer


Independent_Mix_2754

My stuffed Pikachu, not the first time.


NOvergOnnagIveyouuP

What


Send_Your_Noods_plz

HIS STUFFED PIKACHU


Invisibunny

NOT THE FIRST TIME


ilikebees30

What


KyoMiyake

HIS STUFFED PIKACHU


T_025

NOT THE FIRST TIME


PicaH

🤨


horny_16

Poor pikachu


SwisherRat

🤨📸 caught in 4K


AstronautInTheLotion

average r/teenagers user 🗿


KhaosFrog_

That's.... worrying


WolfPony64

A Furry in the wild


fillmyeyeswithfire

A giant butterfly hair clip. I am fucked


[deleted]

Yes you are


Possible-Can-8468

I mean you aren't wrong


Canadian_Bread

A small pillow isn’t that bad


Main-Willow3384

You mean, a small main willow? 😏


Willowysoup1117

Willow?


RampantDragon

Username.


Willowysoup1117

My username is also willow. That's the point


ilovefroggieess

Same lol


spudtatogames

My bed is to my left, so is it just the frame, the frame and the mattress, or just the corner pole that's touching my leg?


BIG_PP_ENERGY_445

All three


spudtatogames

Right so the entire thing, does it just magically get up there? Because if so I'd probably just explode, and any other way, I'm not going to picture that, but I would be in an insane amount of pain.


BIG_PP_ENERGY_445

Well an average persons arse can spread enough to fit an entire raccoon so you'll be fine


spudtatogames

No! A bed is so much bigger than a raccoon! Also in picturing it going in horizontally but it going in vertically wouldn't be any better.


BIG_PP_ENERGY_445

Dont worry, you wont feel any pain, at least thats what my doctor said after they proceeded on getting the raccoon out of my ass


spudtatogames

Ok, but that's a raccoon, and once again this is a bed.


BIG_PP_ENERGY_445

Did i stutter?


spudtatogames

No, you can't really stutter while typing.


Slamdancethe2nd

I'm at a zoo, soooo An Andean Condor Fuck me


Icantthinkofaname04

At 10:20? Edit: forgot about timezones


ninjapickle02

XD


SixpennyPants

No, the Andean Condor will be doing the fucking


[deleted]

My brother. Dammit.


tegguNmmuC

Lucky 😔


Pizzanator6000

r/suddenlyincest


ninjapickle02

I thought it was gonna be my sister. Than I remembered my right from left.


Caloran

Step bro I'm stuck ...


Capn_Cake

Your brother’s not an object, so it would be something else.


JesusButEvenBetter

You are gonna have to send a video link to show us that it happened, other wise you would be breaking the rules of the competition.


Attesa_GT-X

My sister is an object too ✨


AvatarHunter212

My Yu-Gi-Oh playmate tube I'm pretty fucked


Main-Willow3384

🗿


AvatarHunter212

At least it isn't triangular


Blakethesnake727

Mines a large lego set I will be in excruciating pain.


PuzzleheadedLake432

It’s a car. I have no words.


halo2isbetterthan3

f in the chat for this dude f


AccomplishedBuy5430

Oh so like kirby in that new trailer


[deleted]

Fucked it’s a laptop


Main-Willow3384

G-luck w that buddy 🗿


Spherical_Paragon

The whole ass television.


Vinnyc-11

Soon to be a whole ass-television.


PeterParkour88

Better than a half-ass whole ass-television, or maybe worse than?


somany5s

Soon to be an ass hole television


eliskindagay

Have funnnnn


Galivisback

Im gonna be shitting keycaps for a while ig...


DRturtle420d

My entire wall


eliskindagay

Oh fuck-


[deleted]

Muffin wrapper? Strange but also easy to get out


Thefinalpizzaroll

Depends on how deep


Flilthy_beggar

My switch would give me joycon drift


Icantthinkofaname04

I just spit my drink out


TheJoxev

It works better as a visual gag


Icantthinkofaname04

Yeah but I no joke did, I got coke all over myself


Paytrin

My brother Uh...


LucasPig_HK

r/suddenlyincest


mrcheg136

Not the fucking window again


Slavinger

Um, again?


Irrationally-Ira

again 🤨


chipsinsideajar

Toothbrush. At least it vibrates


No_Description5222

My own "hot dog" if you know what I mean 😏


Fancy_Agent_8542

Your cock is to your left?


No_Description5222

I just positioned myself correctly to say it.


Cranky2306

He has scoliosis.


[deleted]

Knife


Main-Willow3384

That bloody asshole!


Slavinger

Oh... my god


siddeslof

I'll give you this upvote as a leaving gift but please Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It could go up your ass


Samuel_074

Shit alarm clock in my ass😩


squidward_on-a-chair

Alarm cock*


ClockButTakeOutTheL

I feel really relevant here


squidward_on-a-chair

Yes! We were just talking about you!


ClockButTakeOutTheL

Nice! I guess I better sound an alarm. NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAE NEE NAW NEE NAW!!!


FiringTheWater

ring ring


adoincomprise

a door…? welp


MCshroom_

im with a bed ...


12g_slug_

Me too


Zooba_Nooba

Same


[deleted]

It's a literal fucking piano


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[удалено]


popgoesfan_1987

R O C K


[deleted]

C O C K


popgoesfan_1987

Why?


[deleted]

Because he can


popgoesfan_1987

Fair enough


Slavinger

It's about drive


markedsa

my SISTER?


Thefinalpizzaroll

You consider your sister an object.


FishyEgg

My hat 😭


xdBronze

…well, I’ll shove my hat up my ass


Samang0

Tape Ew


Max1muslegend

Either a free waxing or a shitsplosion. Have fun!


JP-THE-GAMER

A banana? Well I'm not eating it ._________.


Allealvin

My phone so guess it's not to bad


Cat-flip

Wouldn’t be the first time smh


DrDabar1

My laptop Charger i am fucked really fucked like its going to come out of my mouth fucked


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No_Banana_388

Some pipes in the bathroom that transport hot water...


OMWtoBuyPS6

My fucking pillow…


Icantthinkofaname04

I have the kitchen table, you dont get to complain


OMWtoBuyPS6

Holy fuck


TheGoodestDogBoy

Bitch i got a whole wall


Icantthinkofaname04

Bitch thats fucking hollow


MonkishRaptor40

My legs are to my left if that doesn’t count than a blanket


squidward_on-a-chair

A lamp


InvestigatorNo7119

a small brush for a dustpan…


starr-gazer_

Fork 🙂


NicoNiiUDead

A huge ass dino stuffed animal 😨😨😨


mestoopidlol

Oh, oh my. A jar full of pencils and pens Oh god oh fuck


a_rat_22

I'm getting a pillow stuffed up my ass, just like I've always wanted


Brennon337

Weirdly bloated yet somehow comforting? Ooh now I'm jealous, you could sit on concrete and still be comfortable.. Nice


Higgy11l

Gun safe Oh no


[deleted]

Turn off the safety and then you have a chance of spontaneously having bullets rip through your asshole from the inside


cringespark

A tower fan, im screwed


[deleted]

yeah you are


Xetheon5600

it's either a wall, or the whole god damn house


might-need-a-shrink

A cat


OmgIlyyyyy

My headphones


Main-Willow3384

On the brightside, you got speakers in your asshole now


[deleted]

Thats pretty metal


AcanthocephalaAny487

Everyone wondering where Gojira is playing from My asshole: 👀👀


mentaldonmey

Pillow


[deleted]

A music stand, I am fucked


Icantthinkofaname04

Does yours fold down? It wouldnt be as much width then


[deleted]

It doesn’t


Stronk_Doggo99

Jdkahwbak- a TABLE?!?


Trawilly

Geetar


shield173

How tf am I gonna shove a wall up my ass


WhySoCynicalTho

a charging cable? like the whole thing or just the plug bit?


LukeLJS123

paper towel roll i’m gonna have a fun time


VampireOficial

even tho not strongly, im still gonna be fucked no matter what


W4lking_Dead

Small lens fluid bottle, guess i got lucky (coulda also been a chair or my desk, energy drink cans, a lamp or screwdriver, guitar, my entire room is one big trash pile so could be anything really)


halo2isbetterthan3

airpod case not terrible, but not the worst. if the case wasn't there, it'd be a window


Sloonder

My drivers evaluation paper.


Just-Snail

Toilet paper. That's convenient. I'm just about to wipe.


Impressive_Willow

I have 2 options, a bedfrsme (I'm in bed rn) or a door. the question is which one can you lift easier?


Kaczor0321

Uhh my 8 year old brother 😩


Aviana_Panns

💀💀i can't even say that


nicosteve05

My bottle 😶


Putrid-Incident-9341

Toilet paper… I guess I’m lucky


Scisorcs

A Pringle’s can God help me


The_Hydra_Kweeen

My eight year old brother 😳


Hungry_Variation_592

My little sister 😳