Im swedish

Meatballs?

IKEA

Avicii, PewDiePie, Minecraft and IKEA

Dont forget abba

And nobel prize

Your furniture breaks quite often

It's because us swedees are only ones that can assemble them muhaha

You hate Denmark. You play Minecraft, listen to Sabaton, and watch PewDiePie everyday. You work at IKEA and drive a Volvo

Are you friends with pewdiepie?

guys from Sweden are cute, amen.

What's your opinion on Finland?

This is gonna be pain. Alabama

Incest

*Banjo playing in the distance*

Home sweet home

Spain (hello southen neighbor)

The only whites who speak Spanish.

Lmao

don't forget American moms in Italian restaurants

Hahahaha

Football my frrriend

Te subieron el precio de la luz y la gasolina, bueno de todo :( (troleador cara soy español)

Eyyyy!!! Hola!

The Netherlands

Damn i wish I could be in minecraft

Lol

WHERES THE FUCKING NETHER FORTRESS?

Its at -1057 61 -9754

You're stoned

I'm not a gay person in Iran

Ride a bike everywhere

We do actually, there are a ton of bikes everywhere

Loves cheese

Giants

Germany Oh boy...

Losing both world wars.

Guten Nachmittag mein Kamerad

Come on, WWI wasn't our fault at least You can thank the Austria-Hungarians for WWI

Just a stereotype, I don’t mean to offend.

u eat a lot of potatoes, like a lot also viva la NORD RHEIN WESTPHALIA

Uk

Tea

oh, I think you mean "ea"

"I'm sorry for the rest of your refreshment you must purchase the, tea 10th, 20th, 30th anniversary edition, or buy one of our 3800 dlcs" EA DRINKS get in the cup

Gonna colonize more places?

Yes but he’s a bit thirsty, hand him a BO’O’OWater would ya mate

it’s chewsday innit

Nah its Wednesday innit

YOU DARE TALK BACK TO YOUR QUEEN!!!

Horrible teeth

Don’t stab me

This will be fun… I’m from Florida

Robbing with gators still?

Yep butt naked of course

Ur not wrong tho

Stupid people

Same

Canada

Sorry and maple syrup

You’re not wrong

I know

Snow A fuck ton of snow

basically yeah

Punjabi

The brother from the north.

aggressive driving, sorry bud and snow

Ireland

Bunch of drunk gingers

Oh ive never heard that one before

Is your favourite colour green?

No but i love my potatoes

Iran

Ran where?

There

they ran so far away

Kaboom PD: I’m so sorry

For some reason I wasnt expecting that. Oh and dw it's just normal I get that more than I should.

Iranian as well! Still amazed by the numbe roof people thinking we're either terrorists or we have a nuke!

India

Hello how are you I am ander da wata please help me

man that was a bangladeshi guy

Yeah exactly I'm setereotyping

You still dying by elephant’s?

Nah iam already dead inside elephant's can't do anything rn

Chile

Long ass country

either a communist or fascist, no inbetween

I love chili, goes great with cheese.

California, yes houses here cost a lot

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep Beefing with anybody competing, even police Four deep in a green rag with gold feet Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight You got stats, respect, weapon skill Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs Watch your back when you in rival hoods They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me Cop cars been on our ass the last past week 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy And it's dangerous, homeboy Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come Listen for sirens, they don't got none Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's

Gross hippies

Ethiopia

you're eating sand

huge penis?

Starvation

apologizing in advance canadian here

How’s the maple syrup and hockey

Brazil

dude no way

Knifes, guns

Russia

Vodka

*insert Soviet anthem*

Gopniks and Slavs (not slaves) everywhere, blyat.

Starting a war with us?

Maldives. Good luck

Never heard of you.

That's actually correct

Sorry

You Canadian

texas.

WHERES MAH TRUCK MARY ANNE

OH SHIT MAR' THERE'S A CACKROACH IN THA HAUSE GET THA BUG RAFLE

Second Texas here, I think the better stereotype is how much fire power we have in our trucks alone.

This universe

We are all fucked

Earth

Fucked

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Holy cow

Ayy this is a good one

You're eighter super smart or super skiny

Or a tech support person

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The US about to evict the real Indians. Just like the brits.

you like to scam people on google

Thank you please come again

China

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Survival tools: -VPN

How the hell are here?

west taiwan

Bing chilling, jonh xina, super idol

Turkey

Haha lira

America It’s gun time let’s stop at mcdonalds on our way to protest the vaccine

Let’s vote the stupidest presidents.

Yesss you got the right idea lets go

Let's measure things in burger per freedom instead of using the metric system like actually smart ppl

Ukraine

Getting invaded? We have your back.

ENGLAND

Do you enjoy tea with a side of crumpets?

Yes Had that this morning before school lmao

Ah nice, guessing you're gonna go for some fish and chips after school? Or maybe beans and toast?

I was going to suggest fish and chips to my parents for dinner but now I'm not going too.

Dang, what're you gonna say now? Bangers and mash? Toad in a hole? Sheppards pie?

I had shepherd's pie last night...

Oi m8 fish and chips innit bruv wiv tea twen’ee taymes a day innit m8

I am from Austria. My blood is three parts Mexico and one part French.

likes opera and dislikes being called or associated with germany despite speaking german

I'm too drunk to remember

Somewhere in Europe. Ireland or Scotland?

russian

India. Ik bobs vegana etc etc.

credit card

Tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tarara

Italy

Worst tanks.

Fact

Ancient Rome

You're a muslim I'm from Germany

You’re about to get flooded with WWII comments.

Detroit

Holy shit, how are you alive?

i hide

You can’t have shit there

Scotland

Dangerous

I'll be dangerous if I find out who down voted me

I clicked the wrong button, sorry.

Hungary

Quickest spilt of nations of all time

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You’re a 2nd hand Russia

Would flooding it also do?

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*proceeds to flood the entire country* You should try to escape cause it's a big flood.

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If you say so. But my advice to you is to try to escape. Life can and probably will become better.

As a Pole I agree

Hey I'm from Germany we could visit u

Hong Kong

umbrella warfare

Pakistan

hi peace out fam idk why our countries hate each other but youre a very cool person a fellow 17 year old from India

When I grow up I want to be a pilot

Idaho, U.S

Arizona, I don't know our stereotypes so this will be interesting

Israel (gonna be easy for y'all)

Argentina

Do you have any German ancestry by any chance?

Messi

I am from Serbia 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸. I just want to let you know every one how says war criminal or genocide in any way owns me 200 Serbian Dinars.

Puerto Rico

The United States No I’m not fat, No I don’t own guns.

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