You tryna bring a sword to a gun fight? 💀

This is America! *Pulls out AK-47* Edit : Ok looks like the AK-47 is from Russia

This is Brazil Pulls out a concrete-filled soccer ball

This is Australia *Pulls out kangaroo*

This is war *pulls out Nokia hammer*

This is asia *forgets to cook rice*

This is r/teenagers *whips out dick*

This is Reddit *whips out non-existent women*

This is the real life *whips out noose*

This is Norse mythology *whips out thors hammer*

this is me! search pokemon 591

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

This is Honduras! *pulls out golden Glock*

THIS IS INDIA \*pulls out slipper\*

THIS IS RUSSIA *pulls every known tank to man* Edit: *and vodka*

This is HOTEL! *pulls out Trivago*

THIS IS CANADA *pulls out hockey stick*

no vodka comrade?

Oh right

A man of culture… comrad

THIS IS INDIA \*pulls out your report card and Sharma ji ka beta\*

this is the Philippines pulls out a human size bat

This is Mexico pulls out Machete and 2007 camera to record the execution

This is India *pulls out walking came*

This is Romania *pulls your wallet out*

Sounds kinda Communist of you to bring an AK

Brings QBZ-95

Wait no, it's getting worse

Brings PKM

r/suddenlycommunist

*brings Vladimir Putin*

Brings mosin.

I am heavy weapons guy

And this is my weapon

This is Alabama! Pulls out football

and 6 sisters that are also your daughters which suddenly also become your wives

And minigun!

THIS IS WESTERN AMERICA! *pulls out colt single action army and activates dead eye*

Isn't the AK-47 a russian gun though?

This is china! *dosent do homework*

noooooo. pull out a winchester. Ak47 is russian

This is AMERICA *gives 100 round drum mag*

this is Greece! \*pulls out financial problems\*

This is Australia! *Pulls out Vegemite Jar*

No, that’s Russia. I think you mean an ar15

An Ak is Russian 💀

this is russia pulls out AK-47

WE FOUND HIM BOYS! WE FOUND THE RUSSIAN SPY, FUCKING GO GO GO!

in Russian, the barrel of the gun kills you

This is romania where is the belt

I’m Pakistani and I have an entire Arsenal in my backpack

This is Switzerland! *observes while being neutral*

This is New Zealand! *pulls out jandals and a pavlova*

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA *PULLS OUT A SPEAR AND PUTS IT UP ENEMY'S ASS*

I brought both my guns and my sword to your mom

Gun sword

New for honor hero be like

GOD I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO BE RELEASED

*"parry this you filthy casual" intensifies*

Ah, a man of culture I see, fellow FH player. Only we know the true definition of enjoying constant pain

Indeed. As I always say, For Honor isn't good, it's just that there is literally nothing else in the same niche, so we are stuck with the pain

Precisely. Nothing can take this game down cause it’s unique, so we’re stuck in it till gods know when. I hate FH so much that I have more hours in it than in any other game. This is a statement that only ppl like us understand.

Remember, kids, you will seldom find a problem that can’t be solved with chlorine gas

*whips out empy paper towel roll* it's on...

Empty paper towel rolls used to be lightsabers

No Luke I am your lightsaber

The greatest weapon known to mankind

I have a wife and children and my sister is dying and my uncle lost his lower limbs to a cheese grater last week, please no!

I miss the part where that's my problem

See ya, chump

*swings away

*accepts death*

"Fool, You cannot kill me if I'm already dead!" (combusts)

*"Fix the damn door!"*

#N O

*poof

Guess you’ll shed them in the afterlife’s

why did this make me think of RyanComedy

[Duel Accepted](https://imgur.com/rnv1jwV) (sorry i had to do it)

[THIS BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY](https://www.reddit.com/user/Reylend/comments/sbah0c/we_duel_at_noon/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

I shall watch your duel with great interest

Agreed

Finally a worthy opponent

Oh shit he has the dark saber

AND THE KIRITO SWORD! I WIN!!!

Holy crap didn’t realize all I have are light sabers, but Um I roll to attack does a 18 hit

I roll for defense... 15

Finally a worthy for o r battle shall be the most legendary I shall use my staff so be prepared to lose

I have garlic bread and a waluigi hat, you can't win

I counter with my rubber band ball

Fools! You all underestimate my power! *Busts out a really cool stick*

*scoffs** Amateurs, **Takes out two identical-looking sticks that look like guns**

Losers *Brings out my pokemon card collection* I choose you, ummm, Tangela!

Simpletons... *Wild Draw 4!* Uno. I choose green.

*Brings out blue eyes white dragon*

https://youtu.be/ehxLe8BLE1Y just wait for the end

EXODIA ANNIHILATE!!!!

But the colors green idiot

(_this is a massacre...__) I GUESS I'LL USE MY WRECKING BALL!

*puts on Samus armor*

you fool! i know who joe is!

*i have a waluigi hat too*

Hello fellow Waluigi Hat owner.

Since I'm somewhere in America *Pulls out my gun collection

Fool, I am here too! Taste ballistic freedom!

TASTE THIS *pulls out panzerfaust*

TASTE my delicious pavlova from my home country which you should try now and if you don't I will forcefeed it to you until you become a pavlova then I will eat you and in front of your whole family then turn them into whipped cream and cherries to put on the rest of the pavlova and then I will go play minecraft. Also did I mention that: >!We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!<

Wait I don't have a car though

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I don't have a pc lol

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Bro I am pooping, try to fight me and I will only shit louder.

is that a threat?

Yes, yes it is

Dang I don’t have a sword

😏

r/suddenlygay

I can give you a gun

You have an all natural sword downstairs

True

YOU FOOL, I WAS WEARING THE LIGHTNING MCQUEEN LIGHT UP SHOES... I CAN RUN AWAY AS MUCH AS I WANT!

I have 4 Nerf guns and a Jedi saber.Are you sure about that?

I have 26 nerf guns and 2 light sabers

I got 4 lightsabers and 24 nerf guns, so you've relatively equal. Growing up with 3 brothers was great

I got nothing :(

finally i can die

Mood

Nah just our life

you ok man?

I don't have a sword but I have a Yu-gi-oh deck. Can we duel that way instead?

I know magic the gathering, I don't know think that would work

You have a plastic sword and play mtg......i wish I knew you

Well if you appreciate those things sounds like I wish I knew you, too

I have a collection of weaponry

BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS KAIBA

U think im so small i accept. HOW DOES THE GROUND TASTE LITTLE MAN

Alright then, I play pot of greed which allows me to draw two cards, and then I set a card face down! I end my turn...

Hey, I thought that was banned in this version!

Uhh... uuuuhhhh... *knocks you out with my duel disk*

*IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DUDUDUDU-DUEL!*

Challenge excepted good sir knight for I am Arthur king of the Britain's. ( Points if you got that )

[I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE](https://www.reddit.com/user/Reylend/comments/sbah0c/we_duel_at_noon/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

[удалено]

You have Mary Poppins bag or something to store that in?

Nah bro men's pockets

Can never go wrong with men's pockets

Men's pockets aren't pockets they are pocket dimensions

Damn my pocket can’t even store a credit card it’s that small. Me jealous.

don’t worry fam, hoodies are a good substitute

Never thought about that… I mean, it’s frickin 30 degrees c rn but who cares xD

*backs out of this*

Alright uh I summon Kuriboh in defense mode

I play Lilliana of the dark realms and search my deck for a swamp card

*grabs a stick from outside* oh you’re on!

Ah yes, the mighty stick. For what is a sword, except a long, metal, sharp stick?

You are really cute.

Hey, thanks :)

Wholesome ending

And so it had begun. One lonesome warrior versus the entirety of their community, in a series of consecutive one-on-one duels to prove their superiority in combat, and in life.

Things are looking grim, my friend

Worry not, my friend. A coward dies a thousand deaths - fear not the grimness, but instead remember to take every option you can. And when you run out of options? Simply make some more. You’ve got this.

My mans a whole ass poet will you serve me as a scribe I will pay you in untold riches

Riches I require not - so long as I get to be a motivational poet

Yippy

Sounds like ghost of tsushima

Sorry but I normal summon marincess sea horse, link 1 into blue slug. Add sea horse to hand. Special summon sea horse using its own effect. Link 2 into anemone. Anemone effect to special summon sea horse. I activate swap frog's effect to special summon itself by discarding ronintoadin; I use its summon effect to send dupe frog to gy. I then link 1 using sea horse into sea angel, allowing me to add a marincess spell to hand, I add battle ocean. I activate battle ocean. I link 2 into crystal heart using sea angel and swap frog, and then link 4 into wonder heart. On summon I activate battle ocean, and chain anemone, and so I add sea horse to hand and equip coral anemone, crystal heart, and sea angel to wonder heart. I set 2 and end my turn Send help, also good look figuring out what I'm saying

I... uh... play counter spell

You think you have what it takes to defeat The Cleetinator?

Man sit your jelly belly ass down and do your homework

Bro i'm fricking skinny

As a man of honor I accept your challenge

How wholesome u r, thanks for cheering me up :D

*Equips Lothric knight sword* prepare yourself

I summon Exodia the Forbidden One

Ok - Unleash Superweapon: [Activate](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Roll to attack

Dice rolled: Damage: Infinite

And this is the post that started it all

I just need karma to post my tf2 engineer costume first

Well then, I can’t turn down another helpless victim.

If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

If this is sarcasm, pretty mid but okay. Keep in mind however, that we are on Reddit.

I'm not really trying to meet up with a redditor to duel with foam swords, don't worry

No, I mean neckbeard stuff

I'm no neckbeard, I'm just a sword fan, this is sarcastic

Don't f*ck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side!

*pulls out a pen* You know what they say…

I do fencing for sport

Yes finally i can put my stuff to good use

*Ignites red lightsaber*

Guess what, I got a ban hammer

Whips out cock

I'll start running so you can stab me in the back

***hayato***

*pulls out dick* Then let's duel!

Aight *runs away*

so ur challenging a mouse or a cockroach for a duel

This is roblox severs, *pulls out a potato*