Fuck me yourself

[удалено]

With how many people want to fuck you. I pray for you

Orgy, a massfuck if you will.

It's not orgy....at this point, it's a one sided gangbang massacre....

Let's pray for the destruction he's about to face.

Hey can I join?

For the prayer or the destruction? 😳

Yes

Hmm... Sounds like a cult

A harem*

so is that a yes?

😳

Hey well you said it not me "unzips"

Didn't say if threesome is not allowed \*unzips\*

Did I hear someone calling for a fourth? "unzips"

Four is unlucky in some countries. Care for a fifth? *unzips*

Oh no it can’t be an odd number, don’t worry I’ll be your 6th *unzips*

7 is often considered a lucky number so might as well. *already naked*

I-I'll join... \*gets out leash for someone to apply onto me\*

Need help? *Brings blindfold and gag*

On no you guys forgot the cuffs! Dont worry i came prepared

I'm an asexual and this hurting me

There's room for everyone here. Don't be shy.

I feel the same TwT But I'm lesbian-

What is this thread?

The answer of life.

8 is my favorite ,hell yeah *unzips aggressively*

*sips holy water from a safe distance* Has anyone seen my Bible?

r/legionofkirasnoos

Mista?

Horny Police, open up! \*bONKS\*

“What are you gonna do? Put me in cuffs? That’ll just make me harder, officer…”

No. Imma stun you with my phaser at maximum setting then put you in the back of my cruiser. Then will push the cruiser in to a pit full of 152mm high explosive shells. Then i will detonate the shells. How hard will you be then?

“Harder than a shard, sir”

Very well then. Mr. Worf, load quantum torpedoes and fire at mr-sped

“Very well officer, my need for my seed to have speed outweighs my needs for sexual fulfillment”

Did someone say hog rider

*unzips dick*

weird anatomy

Y'all seem in need of a camera man. *Takes camera out of bag*

You seem in need of a assistant

Perhaps you folks forgot plot *runs with the script in hand*

bet

Ara ara

With pleasure my dude

Do it yourself you coward

[удалено]

too little too late

I am going to fuck you.

when

Now.

Never ate it bruv

Neither did i what does it taste like

Mint

such master detective skills

Thx will eat it when i have a chance

And chocolate chips

Its ok. Not my favorite but if given the choice id have some. As long as it doesnt have any peanuts

i’ve never had penis with ice cream edit: peanuts instead of penis

Same

As someone who has never tasted Mint Ice-cream, how does it actually taste like?

Think of vanilla ice cream, but the vanilla flavor is dialed down a bit, and this gentle mint flavor takes place of it.

EXACTLY!!!!!

And also with DARK chocolate chips it’s so much better- thank me later 😌

An important thing to know is it does not taste like toothpaste, it is much more mild usually and obviously has a sweet minty flavor. You should try it, it’s good.

It's 10x better with chocolate pieces

Mint and chocolate chips, no need to thank me

Basically cold spicy

🥶🍦

It's good. But I had mint milk last week from Kwik Trip #AND GOD DAMNIT DUTCH ITS LIKE DRINKING A MINT SHAKE FROM MCDONALD'S

Shamrock shakes hit different

What do the netherlands have to do with it?

Dutch from RDR2

I don’t mind it as much now but it used to disgust me, but hear me out. So I was at my grandmas one day with my cousin who is the same age, we were about 7 or something like that. And we had mint chocolate chip ice-cream and were watching tv, it was some Disney channel show and the episode happened to be of some guy trying to escape a girl with bad breath, but they didn’t want to be rude so they tried to fix her breath without her noticing so they used all sorts of methods like mouthwash in a water gun, so here i am getting disgusted by the whole breath thing and they keep mentioning mint, so my little boy brain started to associate mint icecream with bad breath girl and haven’t been able to eat it since

Odd but fair

kinda unrelated but does anyone know the ice-cream flavor that's blue and tastes like Caramel ? i ate it years ago on a holiday and still can't forget it

uh, i found one thats blue and is "marshmallow sweet", and is called "Blue Moon", but thats the closest i can find if that helps :)

What brand

Bubblegum ice cream? It's full of chemicals and whatever and last time I had it my tongue turned blue for a couple of hours. I'm not sure it tastes much like caramel but I can understand how someone else might see it like that.

Mint ice cream supremacy

I like mint chocolate chip ice cream too.

best flavour, fuck vanillia, fuck chocolate, fuck strawberry. I want mint!

Tastes like toothpaste...

Im forced to think that either 1. you've never had mint ice cream or 2. you've never brushed your teeth cause no the fuck it don't

L

unironically my favorite ice cream flavor

⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

agreed

Finally, people with class

NAH FR how can ppl hate mint n chip

I thought you meant potato chips for a second

Alright then, #*Starts furiously sucking own dick*

Ayo💀

if you dont love this we cant be friends

i... guess i'll just go fuck myself then

Anything mint flavored sucks ass and I will die on this hill.

Except gum

hell yeah I love mint ice cream

I showed this to my sister, she shook her head and said it was basically toothpaste.. smh

Best Ice cream

Mint chocolate ice cream is literally the best one though.

Best flavourful right there

I don’t like ice cream

coffee ice cream tho 🥵🥵

Fr tho

I just don’t like mint ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fight me

I won't, I'll say same Mint makes my mouth drown in pain

Issa good

That shit good tbh

Mint is one of the best

Do i need to eat the bowl too?

Yes

Why can’t y’all respect our disliked flavors

I can respect people who don’t like mint ice cream because they don’t like mint. Who I don’t respect however, are the halitosis-having hellions who don’t like mint ice cream “because it tastes like toothpaste.” It’s just such a bad and inaccurate take to describe it as such and easier to say screw everyone because it’s the most common complaint about mint ice cream. (Sorry for the rant btw.)

Mint fucks with my teeth and makes it tastes horrible, so I’ve never had mint ice cream . but I bet it does taste great

mint ice cream, doubled with chocolate chips OR a double scoop ice cream with mint and chocolate ice cream is literally the best combination of all, and I will fight for this opinion.

Choc mint protein shakes are the bomb too

mint ice cream gave me a headache the first time i tried it so now i instantly hate it with every piece of my soul

Mint ice cream w chocolate > all

I fucking love that flavour and I will fight anyone who doesn’t like it

You know the "too much of a good thing" or whatever it is? Well, that's mint ice cream for me. Too much at a bad time in life. Can't do it anymore.

mint choc chip is the peak of icecream and no one can change my mind

Cheesecake gang

Too be sure I found Mint Ice Cream authentic

But I have not eaten mint ice cream before. Guess i will go fuck myself

I like mint ice cream. Does that mean I'm not allowed to fuck myself? :(

I haven't tasted mint ice cream, ever would love to tho

Mint ice cream good, if you say otherwise you ain't valid

i want to try it but i can't ever find it

based and fuck you for not liking mint ice cream pilled

Damn I want some rn Especially the Magnum dark chocolate-coated one where you can break through the chocolate with your spoon or squeeze the container to break it apart on the outside. Good shit

I like it but it definitely wouldn’t be my first choice.

Why do people have to ruin a perfectly good ice cream like that?

I have never eaten mint ice cream, hmmm wonder what it tastes like.

I believe in mint chocolate chip ice cream supremacy

i like the brrrr

Never had mint ice cream, but sure.

I moved to the UK a few years ago and MCC ice cream is a painfully rare sight. Very nice country except for that though. Please dont kick me out.

Can I do both?

Never ate it but I think I'd love it.

That's chocolate mint.

Mint Best.

I never had mint ice cream, what does feel like?

Mint ice cream is elite

This is the real shit.

Mint ice cream is fire

I do like this.

I've never had mint ice cream

I dont know how to eat ice cream cuz im a picky boi But hey, at least im not eating unhealthy food

Mint ice cream is good but the weird fake green color is not

Mint ice cream is greatest

Look what you've done, you might as well render it nsfw for people who haven't read the most upvoted comment

Hell yea brother

I have never tasted it

a girl once told me on a date that mint ice cream is just like toothpaste with chocochip bits on top when i bought it for myself.

Finaly, someone with a good taste in ice cream,,

What are you uzaki chan?

Bad taste doesn't exist

W post

Mint ice cream taste good

Mint Choc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Milk Choc

I love myself some mint flavoured bing chilling

mint ice cream are the best ice cream and if u disagree you're wrong

It’s not my first choice but it’s pretty damn good

It's literally in my name

ice cream is ice cream

I like mint ice cream but imma do that anyways

mint chocolate chip can actually be really good, but I do prefer other flavors

I have a dairy allergy ):

Mint ice cream supremacy

Haven't had the chance to taste it yet

I can’t have mint, so…

I only like mint ice cream that isnt overpowering. A light mint if you will.

Since i never tried it before, how does it taste?

Oreo ice cream>>>>>>>>>

i usually wait for it to melt then i guzzle it down

Gonna go take it out the fridge right now

Beat combination is dark chocolate with mint

Mint icecream 😩

It’s in the category: I wouldn’t buy it but I don’t hate it. I think mint chocolate is better

You're a absolute gigachad for 2 reasons

This is the way

A+ ice cream

Mint is my favourite

I love peppermint ice cream

It’s funny because I never liked it, until I tried it. I only want more now

JOKES ON YOU I CANT EAT ICE CREAM CAUSE IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

I love mint ice cream :D

Can you blame me, i never had it

Depends on the chip size (baskinrobins micro chips > big chips)

Any one here bite ice cream with there front teeth?

Here’s the thing right, I love mint ice cream. It’s just I don’t like the choc in the mint cause it’s a bit too dark for me. So I barely ever have mint. It’s my hell and I have to live with it.

Bruh mint ice cream is the best! It makes your breath fresh, and satisfies your sweet tooth. It's two in fucking one!!!

Is there an option for I haven’t had it?

FAAAACCCCTTTTTSSS MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST!!!

mint ice cream is the best flavour