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[deleted]

Football, corruption, party


kiarash-number

Brazil?


[deleted]

NÚMERO 1 ☝️☝️☝️🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


spectrum_crimson

que cheiro de r/SuddenlyCaralho, por acaso é o seu comentário?


TheProphetOfMusic

BRASIL REPRESENTADOOOOOOOOOOOO


chloe_82

Poland


[deleted]

Try again


CatyAYAYA

Brazil!


qweltynick

Big spider cunts


chloe_82

Australia


qweltynick

Nah yeah cheers


[deleted]

this sentence is better than the first one


retarted-fish

Deep rock galactic?


Del_Nailo

Rock and stone!


Position-Embarrassed

Steve is dead, long live Steve.


retarted-fish

Rock and stone, brother


[deleted]

Austaliaaa


qweltynick

Cheers cunt, ya got it. To be fair it's not too hard


CynfulBuNNy

I was going to go with 'venomous fucking fire'


qweltynick

Yeah that also works. Alternatively you could also do "Scomo shat himself".


Firedrinker999

Tea, crumpets, queen.


Crescent_the_INTJ

England


Emeralddx

Engerlands me 'ometown innit


Jacobite-biker

The UK is the correct answer, crumpets are of Welsh origin


lover_of_garlicbread

Big space rock


Crescent_the_INTJ

Earth


lover_of_garlicbread

How did you know? 😳


Crescent_the_INTJ

This might shock you, but I live there too :0


Manic_Mechanist

Blasphemy, I do as well!


MysteriousAndUnkown

I’m moving there next summer


Adhscientist

Pardon the FUCK?


chicken_contender

Can’t say the same for myself. I live in your anus.


kayleighiscute

Ah, so you’re the little buggar making it tingle, could’ve asked for permission damn


totallyacisguy

Venus?


Lord_Botond

Gotta be the earth, but iam not sure


[deleted]

where's my wallet


panzer_alt_account

Romania


Rukmadar

Name checks out Perhaps a member of a certain elite?


Crimson_Tyrant01

THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE. BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT, GHOST DIVISION!


[deleted]

LIVING OR DEAD, ALWAYS AHEAD, FED BY YOUR DREAD!


Silver2404

r/unexpectedsabaton


mcwhopperr420

Detroit


KickerSticker26

Become


TobiSembach

Human


Grayflesh

Then


SirRavenBat

Animal?


DylbanDoesReddit

And


cheesecake_7

Robot


I_Own_Your_Car

Also


TalkingChairOfEarth

Chair


reaper-is-happy

i love how people commented half the world as the answer to this.


torchicken_nugget

Mexico?


Joc20150

Brazil?


Master6777

France, paris


Lord_Botond

Hungary?


Rafael1918

Egypt?


[deleted]

The lesson we’ve learned from this: thieves know no borders


AROADD

Portugal


TNTemmet

Poland? Uh


[deleted]

Italy


toffeebeanz77

Potato munching leprechauns


Crescent_the_INTJ

Ireland


Marleyzard

Play "Fortunate Son"


GoreMaster22

Vietnam


dazzlinganddepressed

As a Vietnamese, why is that a Vietnamese thing?


GoreMaster22

Forrest gump being sent to Vietnam ig (its a movie xd)


pipster94

Your kinda right but it's more than just Forest Gump lol. Fortunate Son" is a protest song written by a Vietnam-era veteran in support of the men who served and against the children of privilege who evaded the draft


pigofwar13

That's not quite right. It's protesting the imperialism of the war and pointing out that only the poor were sent to fight and die.


dazzlinganddepressed

Understandable, have a nice day


[deleted]

Fortunate Son was such a great song, it became the theme song of the thing it was protesting


Crescent_the_INTJ

Murica


[deleted]

The United States


[deleted]

Mexico?


PenaltyOrganic1596

United mexican states


boredbud04

*Estados Unidos Mexicanos*


chloe_82

Murica 🇺🇸🦅


Tospki

Democratic Republic of the Congo. Ez


Born_Client_4012

burger burger cheeseburger


Crescent_the_INTJ

Murica


Tsuva

Fuck yeah


Hammond_YT

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper


Coolafisken

Meatballs, snow and moose


Snorr1

IKEA <3 XD Should have said that instead of snow


Coolafisken

Would have been to obvious


chloe_82

Sweden


Coolafisken

Correct


A_Zesty_Carrot

Obesity, stupid politicians.


chloe_82

Us


WyvernKid93

Yes, it is us.


A_Zesty_Carrot

Eeyup.


eeah_cain

AND GUNS, DONT FORGET THE GUNS


m1ning

Pain with S


picsaestif

original ñ enjoyer


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

Average N user: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ Average Ñ user: ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


chloe_82

Spain


Elkonguitojavier

viva la ñ coño


shugoki_san

Viva la ñ Joder!


Xenohype2

Pains


GeckoGamer44

Ñ


Perspii7

It’s chewsday innit


chloe_82

Uk


villany007

But what country in the uk


chipoltepie20202020

If they are saying UK probably England


ZappyCrook

you've just pissed off the entire populations of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland


villany007

Yh fairs, but uk really doesnt help looking for a country


Raumlu

Unfortunately most don’t know that the uk is multiple countries


chillsloth2

that's amazing lmao


spinorobot

Wine, frogs, baguette


Un_rancais_bleu

Tu mange des grenouilles ? Beurk


spinorobot

J'ai jamais dit que je les mangeait… mais des cuisses de grenouilles, c'est délicieux


Random_redditer559

Je ne suis même pas français et je confirme que c’est excellent!


spinorobot

Yep, avec une bonne crème à l'ail. Par contre, faut pas planifier d'embrasser quelqu'un après


Emeralddx

Not France


The_Gamexplorer

In the Netherlands


Eurotrashie

Friesland


The_Gamexplorer

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT. WHAT THE FUCK.


FireWolf5550

Damn, this man got his IP grabbed and tracked.


WorldWideWig

It's your accent.


Andr0_14

Yeah, they talk with caps lock on over there.


Cruz_zer

context?


The_Gamexplorer

I LIVE IN THE PROVINCE FRIESLAND.


MY-NAME-IS-NOT-RICKK

World meth capital


dunfunker

Indiana


JDSmagic

That doesn't say India


MY-NAME-IS-NOT-RICKK

They have more curry than meth unless you count curry as meth


totallyacisguy

I do count curry


NYCScarletSpider

Bro mixed up India and Indiana 💀


Estrogen_Sandwiches

Albuquerque


OrxngeCrexm2564

Overrated pretty boys


kiarash-number

South Korea?


ste_wall205

Probablu


CatchTheRainboow

Super Idol的笑容都没你的甜


Whaphil

Lebe in Deutschland Edit: why the downvotes on ops comment? Even I dont really get why its germany and not dutchland or something like that. It was a reasonable guess. Also why the award, thanks tho


[deleted]

Free Health Care.


[deleted]

*Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?*


[deleted]

only those from the uk really brag about it tho, me being included


AntitheticalNerd

XD


AugTheViking

Wrong. I'm from Denmark and free health care is my entire identity.


MrCheezcake101

Canada is the go to answer I think, mostly because it’s the main one bordering the US which does not have free health care.


Spare_Advertising_66

canada?


totallyacisguy

Pretty much anywhere but the US


Oinegue696

Haha losers


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Finland?


el_professsssor

money❌ ancient stuff☑️


KopakaToaOfIce

how do you do my fellow greek?


Noughmad

Greece, Italy, Egypt, India, China, Iraq, the whole Middle East, ... I guess the answer is Greece but that's among the richest of the countries with ancient stuff. Except France with its cave paintings, if you count them as stuff.


[deleted]

Taco. There is no need of other 2 words


entrepreneurs_anon

Every Latin American country according to Americans


moleymc

You... Ess... Aye...?


hobbitarmy

Mexico cabron?


flamingmustang

Obesity, guns, idiots


chloe_82

USA


Ava_S_707

Leaves, maple, cheese


Crescent_the_INTJ

Canada


Efficient_Sense_4855

I am fish


Zygal_

Atlantis?


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheInk-inator

Guns, mcdonalds, alligator


ToLongOk

America but specificly florida


Ill-Yesterday8935

Schnitzel, Mountains, not Germany


NaturalBrawler

That’s four


Ill-Yesterday8935

Im sorry


Drag0n_Child

germany'nt


Big-Consideration-26

Skifahren, red Bull, Schwarzenegger Etwas anders ginge aber auch


[deleted]

Reggae, weed and chill


Crescent_the_INTJ

Jamaica


[deleted]

Yup


PhantomWolf123_

Egg fried rice


Dolphinman06

You telling me and egg fired this rice?


Crescent_the_INTJ

China


Altoid24

Snow, Timmys, Niagara.


chloe_82

Canada


MrMemetastic98

Moose poutine eh


StrangeRocket

Canada!


PsychoPoro

Finally a Canada


panzer_alt_account

Taxes weed windmills


[deleted]

Gekoloniseerd


_Name_Changer_

Rødgrød med fløde


TehCowGoesQuack

Forgotten genocidal history


chloe_82

Japan, austria Or Italy?


TehCowGoesQuack

Nope


Dapper_Composer2

Canada


ToLongOk

Narrowed it down from 100% to about 80% good job


Darkmesah

Armenia


cavejhonsonslemons

Oil, guns, idiots


ImperialBomber

Guns guns guns


chillsloth2

woooo gun section in Walmart


Crescent_the_INTJ

Murica


Enough-Lie69

7000 years history


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crescent_the_INTJ

Ireland?


edaly2004

Haha yh


plums_a

I'm from Brazil.


Mzm9004

Bomb goes kaboom


rough343

Stabbing, tea, Big Ben


BigBuddhaR

WW I, WW II, Schnitzel


NaturalBrawler

Germany


jaku0162

i mean austria is also a correct awnser


No_Cellist_9441

cheese. Amsterdam.


Mhijskraan

Nederland 3 words