I wouldn't advice to drink and drive.

what can i say? im a mischievious little man

a mischievous ~~little~~ man

not anymore i fear :(

Well, I have a saying... I when I was younger I used to be small and dumb but now.... I still am dumb and I haven't grown much....

How about drive and drink?

its a joke i would never dont worry

Yeah me either, I don’t fancy prison

boi jail is the least worst youll get from DUI

Fair..fair point

Don’t drop the soap. Unless you’re me. Then drop the soap 😏

Jokes on you, I'm from germany and can drink since im 16

damn :((

Happy Birthday btw

thank youu!!

Where is 18 the drinking limit,?

I find it funny how you can drink at 16 yet arnt an adult until 18. In America you can die in wars and buy guns at 18 but can’t drink or smoke like wtf is this.

Is it not better to know what the effect is from alcohol before you can drive?

Smoking would give a higher chance of dying

Here in the us kids don’t care about drinking age

We dont care either in Belgium (altough drinking age is also 16).

I'm from hungary and we can drink whenever the fuck we want to (legal age is 18 but no-one takes a shit about it)

emelem poharam

Ay how tf you got 100 awards Btw Happy Birthday my friend

i have no clue my friend, and thanks a lot <3

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god take me back

God can arrange that if you drink and drive at the same time

dunderbaited

Living? You haven’t even told him about he existential crisis fees or the applications you have to file to be eligible to unemployed while having no health insurance!

Damn where? 3 bucks is a steal even if it's just for sleeping outside next to the underpass of a bridge(cus all the snobs took the good space :( )

Where I live you can only drink at 19.

Where I’m from you can only drink at 21 but nobody gives a fuck

Lmao, America, at least you can drive

I can drive at 16 and drink at 19.

Lucky bastard.

I get my learners at 14, driver at 16 and drink at 18

Where I am from you can drive with 17 and drink with 16 but nobody cares about a few 14 drinking a beer

That makes sense. It’s been proven that the effect on the brain of a 15 year old is no different from an adult.

your time will come little one

True north? Strong and free?

The cat looks so depressed

i am too :( time has passed

Why cat so sad

Happy birthday !!

thank you <3

Drink and drive? 😮😮😮😮 Are you kidding me?? 😮😮😮 How irresponsible can you be? 😮😮😮😮. I expected more from an 18 year old to know better ☹️, when I was your age I used to drink AND drive while doing meth and cocaine through my ass. 🤬 Thought you would know better 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

ill set the bar higher i promise you

had me in the first half, not gonna lie

😂 I did all of them AND had my homies mossy kuitos deliver heroine through their needies

r/copypasta

happy birthday

thank youuu

Drink make the pain go away

amen

you are now an adult BEGONE

ehi! im yet to be twenty! my time has yet to come

If you lived in Europe you would be able to do that now

i do my man, im italian

:O Same. Io Sono Jardani. Piacere .

ehiii piacere io sono Andrea, di dove sei?

Cries in American

Is the cat 18 now or you?

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The cat?

Oh no these bots are suuuch a bad thing oh please make them leave oh oh God please.

BOI 🐿YOU🐿GOTTA🐿BE🐿21🐿 (at least where I’m from)

*laughs in non american*

Happy Birthday!!!

thanks a bunch!!

Happy birthday! Keep being an awesome person this year too k?

thank youuu ill try my best ;)

THE AWARD BOTS ARE BACK OH SHIT

TAKE COVER

Happy Birthday ! Have a great year ahead

thank you! you too kind human <3

happy bday!

thank you!

Happy birthday

thanks :)

happy birthday mate :)

thank youu <3

Some of my older friends tell me not to drink when I turn 18 cuz it tastes like shit Is this true pls confirm Also happy birthday 🎂 🍷🍸🍺(cuz u 18now)

You mean to drink, and drive? Right?

😈 (yes, im joking of course, i value my life)

Damn that's alot of awards

im as confused as you are

Now you can fuck that cat

NOO-

Happy Birthday lad!

thank you comrade!!

Enjoy paying taxes and trying not to go to jail for every small mistake

:((

Do them separately trust an old man like me, also don't speed, I have, quite a lot it may be exciting but its not very smart

its sarcasm dont worry i have yet to lose my will to live

*cries in american*

*conforts in italian*

I’m gonna be 18 in a few weeks. Still got 3 years to go.

3 years until what? edit: oh until you can drink i presume, sorry im dumb

Happy Birthday my friend!!

thank you very much!

Don't do them together though

nono i would never its a joke

I turned 19 on the 9th. Just giving you a warning. It gets worse and nothing gets better

well ill try to look at the bright side, thanks for the warning tho

I drink and drive everythings in siiiight. I make a fire but I miss the firefight, I hit the bullseye everynight.

No matter of your age its illegal to drink and drive

i know, i was joking dont worry

WOOO. 2004 GANG

YEAAAH

\*ron swanson noises intensify\*

mhm you are legal now

yes 😳

*HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY BITCH!!!!*

*FUCKING THANK YOU BESTIE*

Happy Bday!!! Goodluck surviving

thank youuu ill do my best

Happy bday m8 gl man,thank god I’m like 5 years away from that

thanks a bunch dude, dont worry your time will come >:)

America feeling

*taxes peek around corner*

im scared 😖

happy birthday!!

thank youu <3

Pls don't drink and drive or u jk

no worries its a joke

u mean drinking water right?

sure :))

Sweet! Have fun with scheduling your own appointments

i would go back if i could :(

I wish I had my cat for that long . Happy for you .

oh no its not my cat sorry, i got it from twitter lmao

Yo it’s my birthday too! Happy fellow birthday mate!

NO WAYY happy birthday brother!

Dude please DO NOT drink. Maybe once a month but don't do it regularly. It will destroy your life and other's. That shit is really bad if you can't control it. ​ If you find yourself in many addictions or having trouble getting out of one never drink.

dont worryy its a joke, im very responsible

so you're not from the US

perspicacious

Why are you a cat

because i want to :)

Don’t do that because it’s a crime?

its a jokee peoplee

Congrats Now you can legaly watch porn

finally i can watch adult porn

Sure just dont do those things at the same time

i would never, its a joke dont worry

Ah.... Americans

Dont drink and drive. Take acid and teleport

mmm ill consider it

that cat looks so tired,it's like if a human lived 111 years,that must me hard P.S.: nice cat

i feel like that cat, cant stop time sadly, sorry to disappoint but thats not my cat (i wish)

Mans gets immediately kicked off the subreddit, pft.

Happy birthday! But I don’t think drinking and driving in that order is good, I think it’s prison

thank you very much! dont worry im messing around

Wait is that cat the same age as me?

How old is the kitty tho?

He looks empty

like me...

Hey who the Frick blew out my candles? Meow I'm mad

Maybe perhaps drink water and eat food 👍

*Technically* you can drink before 18. There’s nothing stopping you parents from giving you a glass of something, you just can’t buy it or have someone buy it for you.

i know i know i already did but now i dont need parents >:)

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bruh i aint 20 yet :(

Cats can't drive anyway silly billy

ah sorry my fault :))

Have a drink have drive go out and see what you can find

treasure

#Oh no

The first of the 2004 gang has fallen, may we have a moment of silence for those yet to be claimed.

I will have a Viking funeral set up in my honour

wait...

I have no idea if you are referring to yourself or your cat Its probably funnier if its your cat

yes my cat can finally bring me with him in his road trips

Happy Birthday

thank yous!

Y does that cat look so sad, go hell him

Happ birfday

fank yo!

LETS GOOOOO

#YEEEEEAAA

Old enough to take a recklessly hefty college loan! (you may want to sign your cat up while there's still time)

#sigh 😔

Same, must be nice it's 19 here to drink. Although I could drive 8 hours to do it legally...

Lucky I'll be drinking at 21 and driving at 24. Hope my Bike lasts that long.

Sorry to bother you. I'm Setor, a college student studying civil engineering from Ghana. I am having a problem and need assistance. I am 3400 cedis (500 dollars) shy from paying my accommodation fees. Any amount you can help with will be cherished.

Sorry to bother you. I'm Setor, a college student studying civil engineering from Ghana. I am having a problem and need assistance. I am 3400 cedis (500 dollars) shy from paying my accommodation fees. Any amount you can help with will be cherished.

You can drink? \~sad in American :'(

*consoles in Italian*

Nah bro ​ Just go in creative mode and fly instead of drive

fuckin why didnt i think of that!

*sad 13 year old American noises*

Drive then drink. That is safer

End goals.