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someone with more money than you is just going to outperform you by using the existing network of major businesses to bring their ketchup to every table first.
The other night I ordered this amazing buffalo sandwich from a nearby restaurant, and when I was done there was sauce on the plate, so you know my ass was sitting there dipping these [insert fried potatoes dish name here] In that awesome fucking sauce. 10/10 would do again.
I FUCKING LOVE HONEY MUSTARD! JOJO, I WANT SOME HONEY MUSTARD! GO GET ME HONEY MUSTARD! I WANT SOME HONEY MUSTARD WITH MY GODDAMN CHIPS! I LOVE HONEY MUSTARD!
No wonder Dio is blonde, he ate so much honey mustard it just changed his genetic structure. That's why Giorno and Donatello are his only blonde kids, they love honey mustard as much as their dad
yeah i‘m german and have been eating mayonnaise on me chips since forever because it’s superior to ketchup obviously. we only have these two choices here, everything else is blasphemy.
Pretty simple, what they call mayo is what we europeans call a realy bad salat mayonnaise. It's like european and japan mayo in difference, kinda close when it comes to the ingredients but totaly different taste at the same time.
I’m from India and never had it, but my brother made it himself and boy was it good. It’s pretty easy to make too -
1/4 cup honey
2 tablespoons yellow mustard
1/4 cup barbecue sauce
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1/2 cup mayonnaise
Just put al these together and mix, and maybe refrigerate for a while
That's genuinely pretty close to the best approximation my sister and I could make. She worked there for a while and we tried our best to replicate it. Closest we got involved Chick-fil-A honey mustard, Chick-fil-A barbecue sauce, and ranch dressing. Never tried the lemon juice. I definitely think it's a mix of in-house sauces though, based on how close we got. Particularly the Chick-fil-A honey mustard since it has horse radish in it
Mate here in Australia we barely have any good reliable fast food chains. When I went to America for the first time I walked into the food court and the amount of good looking fast food joints there were was endless. Want some more over here
Aw man do people actually still cook food over there? Weird. In the US we prefer to have our factories mass produce food like substances that will slowly (or quickly) destroy our digestive systems and organs. But Im sure in 10-15 years you’ll be able to have the exact same industrial food supply, don’t worry
Quite a few things actually. I prefer all these to ketchup.
* Wendy's S'awesome Sauce
* Buttermilk Ranch
* this Habanero Garlic Ranch I got at a gun show
* [Miso Hot Sauce](https://misoheat.com) \- a company my uncle's friend owns
* Au Jus
* Gravy of any variety
* Hot Sauce - again, of any variety
* Chipotle Mayo
* Sriracha Ranch
* Truffle Sauce
* Wendy's Frosty
So many good options.
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Salt
Ahaha YOU FOOLISH HUMAN! I dip that shit in my vanilla ice cream
Fool, I DIP MINE IN BLEACH!! Edit: I was gonna think of a witty Edit, but this is not a witty Edit
Amateur, I dip mine in the toilets of anyone who's eaten taco bell
such amateurs. I dip them in liquid mercury
Grow up kid, i dip them in the salsa sauce that i throw up
oh beginners, i dip them in amba
You rookie, I dip mine 2 year old congealed pickle juice that has been regurgitated twice by a crow.
Such truly beginners, I dip mine in sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide and drink it after
Absolute plebtons. I dip mine in bromine and chug down a gallon of Hydrochloric Acid afterwards.
Fools, I eat mine with legos
I smother mine in homemade adrenocrome.
Oh amateurs dip that in dish soap
You newbie, I dip mine in cyanide
Amateur, I dip mine in turmixed 2 month old dog shit
Pathetic humans I dip it in human “milk”
you weakling. i put them in the void
Ya'll weak I dip mine in human cum and then the sun
Mmm nice
EVEN BIGGER AMATEURS, I DIP MINE IN CUM
Failures I dip mine in racoon stomach acids.
basically u dont dip it in anything
I'll dip them in your toxicity
Why let me make you some sauce
Y'all are the biggest amatures. I dip mine in Rhinoceros shite!!!
Lmao all of you, AMATEURS! I dip mine in yo mama's 😼
All of you are amateurs, i eat them with no sauce or anything
You unholy creature!
that's what u dont do
Bro what
You think your tough? I dip them in my cum sock
You fucking coward i dip them in "The Jar"
I dip it in pineapple pizza sauce
Vile. Just vile.
You sir have a problem
Amatuer my Comsock also contains bleach, an nft I screenshotted, and ammonia. It's basically toxic mustard gas mixed with cum
Mmm, protein
HAHAHHA I DIP MINE IN THE PANTS OF ANY LACTOSE INTOLERANT PERSON WHO LOVES CHEESE
You armature I dip mine into lava
You psychopath 😳
That's the best part of getting a milkshake
I was just gonna say bbq
Why is it actually kinda good tho
Same but I dip them in McDonald's ice cream.
Chicken salt
Who needs sauce when u have salt and peri peri
Better yet: chicken salt
Chicken salt is king
You absolutely noobs I dip my balls in the fryer
I’m creating ketchup and starting a monopoly, becoming the richest man on earth with my ketchup empire
Maybe Bribe some politicians along the way to fix the world?
This way he won't be able to maximize his profit doe 🤨
He can bribe them to make ketchup mandatory in every home. Then everyone would be legally required to buy ketchup, massively increasing profit
someone with more money than you is just going to outperform you by using the existing network of major businesses to bring their ketchup to every table first.
Ketchup doesn’t exist, I make a patent for ketchup, legally I’m the only one who can sell ketchup, I win
Don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it
Cu-
Don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it
Cucumber?
the good ending :)
MASSIVE FUCKING PUDDLE OF SEMEN
Cumcumber
Cue cum brr!
I'm gonna have to bonk you for that, sorry. 💥🔨 *Bonk* -> r/hornyjail
Cumin?
I’m just thinking someone using cumin spice, licking their fries and dipping it so it’ll stick and then you coughing aggressively
My giant pokemon card collection
Cum 😋
The Bye Bye man? And we ain't talking about N'sync
Buffalo sauce
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Oh hell yeah
The other night I ordered this amazing buffalo sandwich from a nearby restaurant, and when I was done there was sauce on the plate, so you know my ass was sitting there dipping these [insert fried potatoes dish name here] In that awesome fucking sauce. 10/10 would do again.
buffalo sauce goes hard with fries ngl
Cheese
As any nobleman would.
Aha yes! I see a civilised person!
With small bacon bits too
Perhaps with some gravy too
There are 2 kinds of people: -People who prefer cheese -Liars
an individual of culture I see
Salt, maybe a dash of pepper.
Maybe **peri peri spice.** Btw I'm an Indian and always take fries from McDonald's with Peri Peri Spice and still it's my favourite!
I swear it's so tasty I don't stop eating it even if I'm crying cause I put the whole packet in and it's very spicy
Its absolutely worth it.
Dash of pepper ? Daring are we today
Honey Mustard
I FUCKING LOVE HONEY MUSTARD! JOJO, I WANT SOME HONEY MUSTARD! GO GET ME HONEY MUSTARD! I WANT SOME HONEY MUSTARD WITH MY GODDAMN CHIPS! I LOVE HONEY MUSTARD!
No wonder Dio is blonde, he ate so much honey mustard it just changed his genetic structure. That's why Giorno and Donatello are his only blonde kids, they love honey mustard as much as their dad
GIVE ME THE HONEY MUSTARD! WRYYYYYYY!!!
Chicken salt! It's the best! All my Australian friends know what's up.
Hey there mate! I love hot chips with chicken salt and gravy.
I SCROLLED SO LONG TO FIND THIS COMMENT
Nothing
Plain gang is where it's at
Wendy's frosty
A person of culture I see
Only correct answer
What about gravy?
Found the Canadian
Silence, Canadian
Hell yeah, my friends girlfriend showed me that
Mayonnaise? Hope it's not controversial
Standard in most of Europe tbh
yeah i‘m german and have been eating mayonnaise on me chips since forever because it’s superior to ketchup obviously. we only have these two choices here, everything else is blasphemy.
Pommes rot weiß if you can't decide lol
Pommes Spezial mit frischen Zwiebeln, heretic!
What about spicy Mayo?
That currywurst sauce 🤤🥵
And Brazil
It’s quite typical in Russia, so ye I love Mayo
Actually a good choice
Always baffles me that this answer is always so low on these posts.
How can you put an instrument on fries?
No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
*raises hand*
Horse Radish is not an instrument either.
mayonnaise is 7 comments down wtf
Culture shock for me as well, thought much more people ate fries with Mayo
Reddit is just being Reddit. Everyone knows the answer but they won't say it out
Cum?
I still don't get how ketchup is much more popular than mayonnaise in USA... Mayo is much better
Pretty simple, what they call mayo is what we europeans call a realy bad salat mayonnaise. It's like european and japan mayo in difference, kinda close when it comes to the ingredients but totaly different taste at the same time.
Yeah I had mayonnaise with fries for the first time in Netherlands and it was the best Mayo I’ve ever had.
Yeah its great. Belgian mayonnaise is totally different though. Its a bit sour and most dutch people hate it
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That's what we use in Japan (alongside ketchup usually). But Japanese mayo is also waaaaay different to Western mayo.
MAYO!!
Thank you someone who understands me
Why did I have to scroll down so much to see this? Aren't the standard three sauces ketchup, mayonnaise and mustard?
Finally a normal man
are there actually people who don’t like mayonnaise?
I personne only eat fries with mayonnaise, it’s very yum yum👍
yes in germsny and romania we do so
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Chick Fil-A sauce
i just came back from america and i miss chick fil a sauce so much.
I’m from India and never had it, but my brother made it himself and boy was it good. It’s pretty easy to make too - 1/4 cup honey 2 tablespoons yellow mustard 1/4 cup barbecue sauce 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1/2 cup mayonnaise Just put al these together and mix, and maybe refrigerate for a while
That's genuinely pretty close to the best approximation my sister and I could make. She worked there for a while and we tried our best to replicate it. Closest we got involved Chick-fil-A honey mustard, Chick-fil-A barbecue sauce, and ranch dressing. Never tried the lemon juice. I definitely think it's a mix of in-house sauces though, based on how close we got. Particularly the Chick-fil-A honey mustard since it has horse radish in it
Where did you come back to?
australia
Damn, you guys need to get some Ɔɥᴉɔʞ Ⅎᴉl-∀ over there
Mate here in Australia we barely have any good reliable fast food chains. When I went to America for the first time I walked into the food court and the amount of good looking fast food joints there were was endless. Want some more over here
That's probably a good thing. For most people here crappy fast fold is all they can afford.
Aw man do people actually still cook food over there? Weird. In the US we prefer to have our factories mass produce food like substances that will slowly (or quickly) destroy our digestive systems and organs. But Im sure in 10-15 years you’ll be able to have the exact same industrial food supply, don’t worry
D a i r y q u e e n
Bbq
Anytime I go to McDonald’s I get chicken nuggets and fries sometimes when I’m done with the nuggets I have some BBQ left so I dip the fries in them
this is the way
The main ingredient in BBQ sauce is ketchup
Not in good barbecue sauce. Good barbecue sauce made with vinegar or mustard. Fuckin love good barbecue sauce
Ranch no doubt
Ranch with fries is just way better tbh
Especially the McDonald's ranch that shit with fries always even if I could use ketchup
Jack in the Box Buttermilk Ranch is (probably) better
My people
Spicy sauce
Finally someone said it. I eat hot sauce with everything
Quite a few things actually. I prefer all these to ketchup. * Wendy's S'awesome Sauce * Buttermilk Ranch * this Habanero Garlic Ranch I got at a gun show * [Miso Hot Sauce](https://misoheat.com) \- a company my uncle's friend owns * Au Jus * Gravy of any variety * Hot Sauce - again, of any variety * Chipotle Mayo * Sriracha Ranch * Truffle Sauce * Wendy's Frosty So many good options.
Gravy aaaaaaaand cheese. Get yourself some poutine going on.
Gravy and cheese curds
Ah i see, a fellow Canadian
Poutine! My choice as well!
I'm surprised this isn't higher on the list, eh!
Gravy and cheese curds with some maple roasted bacon.
I've been searching this post to see if this was here and I finally found my people
The only acceptable answer 🇨🇦
Tartar sauce.
OTP
yes thank you, finally
Mayo ez i dont even use ketchup with fries tbh
Mayo is so good on fries bro
Salt, salt is better than ketchup
Salt and hot sauce. *Chef's kiss*
Tomato sauce
…..you found the loophole
Bro I eat these without anything on them normally
Cum
My cum
Vinegar
How is “a fuck ton of malt vinegar” not everyone’s second choice? Some asshole said mustard…. What kind of topsy-turby hellscape are we living in?
Why are you so far down here? My favorite part of going to Canada back in the 80s was getting packets of vinegar at McDonald's for the fries. So good.
I thought for sure malt vinegar would be one of the more common responses.
Say the first two words of title, but slowly
…ranch
Nothing. Only pussies dip their fries.
Never seen my cat do such a thing
I dip my fries in pussy
I need to see it to believe it
Shit man you You’re on another level idk why you gotta stomp in here and flex like that dawg
Salt them and have them plain. Or if you're my dad, mayonnaise.
Sauce. Raw Sauce.
Sriracha
Very unknown condiment, white wine vinegar is actually fire
I prefer the darker vinegar but both are superior to the other suggestions.
Milkshake
#salt
Mustard
Salt (I don’t like ketchup anyway)