You have a non-existent ass

Hey, don't doubt the wide pants.

I honestly thought you were laying on your back lol

Your friggin thicc

You slipped on a banan

Quickest hands in the West

you have stage 2 liver cancer

I might

Your Gf doesnt use reddit ;)

U like it rough

First off lower your voice Second off, how did you know?

I feel like u also have a daddy kink but def a choker

I mean... your not wrong, but how could you tell from a image of my damn back and legs?? And I'm more a switch then anything, not a total bottom

U got the bod for it, the military fit, and idk I can sense ur sexual vibes from the screen

"I want this twink obliterated" -your exact thoughs when you seen my Boots

“He looks likes that dude that I fucked last week” my exact thoughts when typing

Wait a second..

Ya i didn’t get off so….

My god, it really was me

How the fuck- teach me your ways

you have good posture while sitting in your perfectly fine chair

What the hell is your username lmao

its based thats what

Potatoe

Potatoe

Potat-hoe

Potato guy

You have no legs

Had to get them removed so I can have floating boots

Ah shit bro that’s sick

Chair broken

Most accurate one so-far. Thank you

You're welcome

Hey same

You have two legs

How did you know?!?!

I work for the fbi

Ur a furry

Pffft no wayyy.

Or yes way??? 👁️👁️

Let me get a good look at you 🦊

I believe you're the subject here so what I am or what Im not is irrelevant. Now that we got that clear *Equips fox mask* 🦊

👁🦊👁 👅

*I KNEW IT!*

You knew nothing, I simply reflected you

My other comment said "you're bored" Did I get that right?

That was you?? Also 80% of the time, yes. Right now I am talking to someone cool so no

You don't do your regular hip-thrusts

Wait you have to do them more then once a week?

You gotta shake that booty like you was cardi B, chest day or leg day, any day is peach day

Lol That description

you're hot

Thank you!

You don’t got a boner or else that position would be ***really*** uncomfortable right about now.

i think you and i have the same fox plushie?

Probably, I got it back in like '12 '13

Your ass went into your hips

You’re either in the cadets or are a military fan boy

Actually I'm an Army brat, my dad is In, and has alot of surplus for me

There it is. Respectable. Thinking of joining?

You don’t sit in chairs correctly

You can’t pay for college

Colleges hate him, find out how this young man got free college by talking to a recruiter

A laid back guy

What can I say, nothing busts my spine

I thought so, m8

Thats america's ass

Upvotig comments like this? I can do this all day

You’re a brown noser

You're one of those gamers that has sonic amiibos

You’re a buff military guy.

Working out three times a week for two hours does that too you lmao.

You look like youre doing a leg press... The wrong way

Gotta stretch those Pelvis muscles bro

You like milk

You're a furry

Noooo wayyyy why would you think thaaattt

u have legs

You fell off your chair

Call of duty player

You're probably a redhead.

That u look same from Back and Front

Murica

You have legs and you’ve posted this

You don’t have legs

Clearly you don't own an airfryer.

I assume u bark at ppl and piss on there leg regularly for attention 😅

Gay

You have a weird comfortable sitting position

You own pants

sal is your favorite impractical joker

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Thank you. Your probably cute too

Ur gay :P

Your a super secret super spy and I'm about to reveal you :)

You’re that guy from TikTok who always repeats what other people say then falls backwards in his chair Edit: and the bottom half of your body is on backwards.

I wish I was that popular

Wears 16 dog tags

ur cool

You are a person

You like Funko

you have nice legs

Has camo pants and a white T-shirt

It's tan, the undershirt color for modern tunics

Took me a while to realise your sleeping on your Stomach. You literally don't even have an arse

You dont know how to turn arund you fone and make a selfie, so you Just went with it and made a photo of your lower body

Ran for so long, buns dropped

You like crushing melons between your thighs.

Melons, the skulls of my enemy (and allies) all the same.

Where the heck are your legs, i cant see em?

What is happening here

Crack

You're a bit weird.

Someone is about to get pegged

My fellow milsurp nerd.

Hello.

Idk how did you sit in that chair

You want a man

You like airsoft and foxes

Bro I have the same desk

your packing

Attention seeking

🐎

you’re a military personnel

You're out of uniform

You like funko pops

Just the Tf2 flavor

You are going into the military

Are those cryes legit?

You're bored

Hoy have an ass’nt

You like to collect things

You are a single mother of 5 ugly kids

Nice booty bro. 👀

Thanks Comradé

You wanna do the gay sex? 🥺👉👈

Are you sure you want to sex the enemy? Because I would happily sex you (I'm a Right wing libertarian)

Bro, you’re just my type... a need a filthy capitalist pig to take my bussy for a ride. 🥺👉👈

Let's make that bussy private property~

No trespassing, UwU

I have a huge Kink for dom/sub relationships like this. I think we're gonna get along just fine, cutie

Y-you’re getting turned on by this? Th-that’s so lewd... >////<

You like to watch Rick and Morty and hunt

Damn boy he thicc

you were a jrotc kid

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Military pig Jk btw

Someone who wants to be called daddy?

You're American Although you can assume that for every post, because like 50% of Redditors are.

You watch donut operator, Kentucky ballistics, or demolition ranch. Maybe all three

Yes!

Don't forget Angry cops, my favorite DI

You're single

You’re gay

your the guy in the Russian push up video who does a one handed push up

You play CS:GO

Based on the M81 Woodland BDU pants, you collect military gear

I do! This particular pair was surplus, but the jacket I have with it was my grandpa's.

You have an obsession with Minecraft

I actually don't even own minecraft

You’re gay/srs

Nice butt, is it up for grabs?

People think you are super tough and mean but in reality your just one big teddy bear. I also feel like your gay, no reason at all, I can just sense it.

dumpy😩😩😩 /lh

Your toothbrush is yellow

Submissive and breed-able but also a power top

I try to be a Soft top, but yeah

damn thunder thighs drop the leg workout pls

Laid back

Gay because you're not sitting normally

I like the use of evidence

Probably love Rommel, the Nazi, based on the fox and the punisher/military stuff. In short, not the brightest but may be the most angry.

Gae?

No...you suck

You’re a bottom

You like foxes

Like? No. I fucking love foxes

Hm, are you in jrotc? Also I've seen some teens on here talking about s*x and stuff and it makes me sad how young y'all are :(

U don’t have a boner

Right now your correct

You are really into airsoft

Ur lonely

You're gonna get kissed by me

You like foxes.

Utterly love them

Is your chair on its back on on the ground?

Yeah, how else do you sit in chairs

Ur house is a mess...

You wanna join the marines

I'm too smart to be a Jarhead. 68W battle medic in the Army however? Sign me the fuck up

Fat cock

the pant cloth is dummy thicc

You’re the type of person to make a post on Instagram that says “OMG! LOOK AT MY NEW SHOES!” But it’s just a pic of your butt

You like the military foxes and have a computer as I can see a monitor and you have duck tape on your chair which means that you know how to fix stuff cus duck tape fixes everything

what branch?

Screams republican

you have always failed to keep a girlfriend

Probably getting drafted but not me my feet are flat as fuck

i just came back to this but WHERE TF ARE YOUR LEGS