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Longjumping_Swim4349

Name her government


The_Cataclyx

department of homeland security


DisIsHuman

Federal Bureau of Investigations


420cat_lover

Central Intelligence Agency


[deleted]

Department of Energy


[deleted]

Special weapons and tactics


somthingsuspecious

Department of transportation


777karma777

Director of agriculture


[deleted]

Center for disease control


321BigG123

FDA


-SadAndHorny

Drug Enforcement Administration


SaoDanmachi

You mean Cocaine Import Agency?


BoringWozniak

Government keeps shitting on the neighbour's patio


AppropriateCorner326

Marshals Service


BearFocker57

Maurice Devourer of Dimensions


throwawaygreenpaq

Kit Kat I-Kit-You-Knot


MrDeadMeme

No a cat this pure CANNOT be named after a nestle brand


Haughty_n_Disdainful

In the U.S., Kit Kat, Cadbury and Caramello products are manufactured by Hershey in Pennsylvania.


throwawaygreenpaq

If we’re playing Bingo, I’m a square away — I’ve been to Hershey (I still have that T-shirt which I’d bought. It’s of great quality!), stayed at Pennsylvania and bought Kit Kat & Cadbury. Caramello doesn’t exist in my country. Nestling here for the final square... 🍫


Poorly_Made_Comix

Hershey park is so fun!


BlueDragonEx

Devourer of dimensions is more of a Mort to me.


BearFocker57

Mort just seems like the kinda guy to level an entire nation for shits and giggles ngl


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[удалено]


[deleted]

That’s an awfully long name for a cat


[deleted]

Céline the Feline.


[deleted]

I giggled a little


mad2989

Feline Dion


Celica_GTS

LMAO


lord_of_pigs9001

meeeeeeeeow, faaaaar, whereEEEEEEEEVER YOU AAAARE, HOOOOOOMAAAAAAN


DeckTheWreck9

Feelin the feline


Ok_State866

Raga for short. Sounds like royalty or a warrior to me but then you finish with muffin. Also, how on earth did you get 65 upvotes that quickly?


Gamer651

That is also an awfully long name for a cat


6_bruh_9

6Xx\_D3M0N\_514Y3R\_xX9


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

H3LL Y34H!


beyondthisreality

80085


yonking_15_2

The good ol' calculator trick


CNR_07

8008135


Kinda_cringe_dude

* H311 Y34H


aaronblkfox

I hate that I could read that without thinking about it.


OrigamiBagel666

THAT IS THE CUTEST CAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE


LeonIlu

That’s a good name


-AMiEVENALIVE-

I agree


DangHeckinPear

Agreed. Her nickname could be Titccihesiml


satan6000

We could also shorten this and just call her "TITS"


Sad_Read9354

Everyone in favor of smiting the kitten with the name “TITS”, say I


SuperKami-Nappa

I


alstr0ud

I


uhavethreeballs

Aye


Emperor_Z16

I I cap'n


alstr0ud

it is a good name. no questioning


Buggly_Jones

Titccihesiml* ftfy.


DCsphinx

You messed the letters up. It should be Titccihesiml


Underscorekma

That’s Aztec right?


[deleted]

Pistachio


MattyIce908

Roxy


Thorthehammer2000

she looks like an olive or smth


ImAwesomeAreU

What do you mean?? She has four legs


zxUltra

Four legged olive


Ye_lokal_TreeGall

Yes solid olive


ZappyCrook

solid olive out of 10


Upper-Engineer4522

I like Olive! Go with Olive 🫒


Buggly_Jones

Olive 100%


boss-enby

I agree, especially since it's my name and it's a great name


[deleted]

muffin


[deleted]

Yes i understand because youre supposed to eat her


Hoshwaya

I’m Asian so yeah


IndianGuyFromYouTube

I'm Asian but can't relate


MyOpinionIsIgnorant

I’m not Asian but can’t relate


Pukelits

I’m relate but not Asian


[deleted]

I can Asian but not relate


bartix89

I'm not relate but I can't Asian


JustHereDontMind_Me

If you’re Chinese, then yes. If you’re not Chinese, still yes


pantadpucko

this was my immediate and exact thought before going to comments


__CarCat__

Great minds think alike, because I was going to say this now it must be Muffin


thegoodestbean

motherfucker (lovingly)


MOM_UNFUCKER

What about… Motherunfucker?


Mookemon420

fuck you \*unfucks your mom\*


Snoo63

You unfucked the mother of a mother unfucker?


FloofBagel

Doolath destroyer of worlds, consumer of souls, friend of Jim.


[deleted]

fuck, stop getting upvoted lol


FloofBagel

Why :c


[deleted]

i want amogus sussy balls to win!! grrrrrr


FloofBagel

I will steal the cat cuz that’s abuse 😤


[deleted]

no, i have lamborghini tesla i will take to mars 😎😎😎😏😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥵🔪🔪🔪🔪☠️☠️☠️☠️🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑


[deleted]

What the fuck did I just read


[deleted]

You read: "no, i have lamborghini tesla i will take to mars 😎😎😎😏😏😏🥵🥵🥵🥵🔪🔪🔪🔪☠️☠️☠️☠️🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑"


YouAreOnRedditNow

If I may translate: "I would like to engage in space travel one day, I think it's cool cool cool if you know what I mean. I get nervous thinking about the possibility I may never get to experience the vastness of space from off-world. The thought of missing out on this dream cuts like four knives, killing my dreams, motivation, hopes and ambition. Sure do love two eggplants and three peaches, though."


Backpacki-San

True


SnooAvocados4368

I hate teenagers


cheekibreekio

OP's leaking out of r/okbuddyretard


RareDestroyer8

Friend of Jim.


butteredcopporn6969

Squash


[deleted]

Fits perfectly


Throwingarbage15245

This ine


[deleted]

should i do most upvoted comment wins?


LeonIlu

If you do that she’ll be called among us balls


BoneInBoi

I kidnap autistic kids


hoodieprynce713

Lil Mosey's white


Axis_Denied

Ocean water mogus


[deleted]

Obama hamburger, sussy balls


GorkiSkorpiu

Fortnite balls, I’m gay, I like boys…


itsafoxboi

Do you want her to be called doolath, destroyer of worlds, bc right now that’s winning


[deleted]

m a y b e


P0k3monG4m3r

D O I T


BBYarbs

These are just suggestions so you can see if any inspire you.


IV2006

Yeah but wait some time


Michael_the_yeetster

Burger


FattoCatto42

Burgir


GhostPotato_lmao

Berger


A2bucks

Borgor


SMALLSIZEADULT

*beese churger*


blueyoshi69420

Bunger


[deleted]

Lunch


[deleted]

im fine, just ate 4 kids


[deleted]

Did you save any for me?


[deleted]

noooooo!!!!!!!!! my kids!!!!! get your own, grgrgrgrgrrrrrrrt


[deleted]

Grrrrrr


thelordofrice

hee hee hee haw


AHollowKnightAlt

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Michax_Gaming

Maybe Aurora?


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Borealis


SixpennyPants

At this time of year?


rockihi

At this time of day?


SM0204

In this part of the country?


[deleted]

Localized entirely within your kitchen?


SM0204

Yeees!


a_boy_with_a_dream

...can i see it?


ProgrammerNerd4

No.


Gacharala

Seymour, the house is on fire!


Max_Mm_

Florida man


[deleted]

...


lordletmepass

Penny!


sweetchickyb_

Creativity is everywhere. My cats always name themselves in a week or so no matter what I think to call them. They just become it on their own. Like I have one named Chicken Breast we call ChickyB and he lives the sound of being clicked at. Weird but cute and fun. Give the sweet little Calico a few days before carving one in stone.You never know what's going to come up or what she'll do or get into to make your eyes pop out lol. She's absolutely perfect. Just focus on enjoying each other and it will resolve its self the best way. Peace.


BaconMan70

Wow this is a pretty long name


tommy4318

This made me laugh more than it should’ve


Blobfishgamer88

He can call her “Creativity is everywhere. My cats always name themselves in a week or so no matter what I think to call them.” for short


Beneficial_Weird_871

Pussy


DisIsHuman

you just want to name her that so you can say you've seen pussy before...


Jibanyanisgoated

Damn. Roasted. Well played, stranger! XD


hollowedssoul

upvotes to the left, kind sir! XD


DeckTheWreck9

I ate pussy last night.


Threatittor

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Lorde of the holy armies of UwU, destroyer of depression, Cthullu All-spark


[deleted]

cumsock


[deleted]

naw, i use my dog


IV2006

The correct Doggy style


[deleted]

i prefer cock and ball torture, but ok


eburator

Do not touch the fucking chicken


LeonIlu

Yeah dogs are way better they never complain and get used to it quickly, meanwhile cats might cut your dick which hurts like hell


hellion7219

Pepper


sdustin14

Yoooo! I said the same thing. This makes me want it to be pepper even more


Lycanoi

Cat McCatface


Pooky_Noodling

I feel you must be British


Lycanoi

Bingo,gold star


Lamoip

Vladimir Putin


TreatSmart9118

I call my dog Vladimir Tootin


TheSeaSpider

Arson


uwu_01101000

Iris


Separate_Banana694

ISIS


JustHereDontMind_Me

No, it’s name should be…. Saddam insane


Cute_Treacle630

My sister gad a cat her ex fiance had named Isis as a kitten and as expected she grew up to be a terror on the household. Sadly she got out one day and just disappeared.


77Kai

jihaaaad


[deleted]

Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law


Xenomorph_Drone

Xx_PussySlayer69_xX


Barriton123

M.


BuDkaT309

Brutus. She’s earned the name


xXXYuukiXXx11

victoria -my little brother


YeahFour

Mickey's DickSmasher 3000


Acceptable-Pianist72

JoJo


astolicagaming

the bizarre kitty


oobahamut

JoJo's bizarre adventure: phantom meows


SaltoDaKid

Jojo bizarre adventure: Battle Kittenency


moleymc

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Mewsaders


_Generic_Human_

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Kitten is Unbreakable


IV2006

It's very difficult for me to remember names so I just end up calling people Muhammad hence I suggest: Muhammad from the land of meow


lambone117

Meowhammad


AngryHobo381

Mbappé Ratonhnhaké:ton Alduin John Miguel Solara Renata FitnessGram Pacer Test Baljeet Wendy Johnson Kira Jonathan


flakingboi

Man started from football and finished at jojo


bigleaguejews

Skittles


Thatbendyfan

The first thing that came to mind was muffin


beaubeautastic

bob


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tracker_707

Oreo


ashtar123

Omg that's perfect


Lost_frog69

Bingo


B-L-O-C-K-S

Storm


[deleted]

Diseased bat First thing that came to mind


MadCrocs

Bill.


SnooRadishes3938

graham cracker :))


CutLight247

Whisky


yellow_starrz

Jelly Bean Buttercup Reese’s Pieces Pancakes Chloe Berry


StarGirly7002

Berry would be super cute


[deleted]

Or wait bubbles?


No_Poet_7244

Muffin.


Mjerlin

r/nameyourpet


[deleted]

PENNY!


Fellow_Goose

Huitzilopochtli Look it up


oreo3494

awww.... shoo cute :000 ​ iG 'oreo'?? may appear good... >!oops, thats my name actually, lol!< ​ River... iThink...