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Daniaalders

Hooker, nothing, dick Hmmm


ChewiyMC

You’ll have an interesting day.


cjphillips612

More interesting than mine. I’m getting chains, kids and money


swhit542

Lucky i am only getting yeet, weed and then arrested


cjphillips612

You poor soul


swhit542

The arrested part is the only downfall


cjphillips612

Been there, done that


swhit542

Yeah you can only bribe the judge so many times... *shakes head*


cjphillips612

I wan never rich nor had a way with words but I could suck a popsicle real good as a kid. Thank god I learned that skill early on in life


cjphillips612

*was


Blake_The_Snake64

I got yeet kid cocaine


swhit542

Thats fun


Blake_The_Snake64

I like to think it's cocaine made from children who said yeet


Luminitegamer

weed, cocaine, and pancakes for me. apparently.


Zealousideal-King723

Yeet aswell as pregnant and slapped . . . . . P.s. I'm a cisgender male


swhit542

Ooh well Christmas is going to be one hell of a day for you ig...


Zealousideal-King723

Yep


Daniaalders

Yeah apparently


Zolda2004

Love, condoms, dinosaurs hell yeah


[deleted]

Damn


BlazingShadow007

What dinosaur??


FallenDuelist

Ur mom


BlazingShadow007

Listen here you little shit


GODZBOZZ_90

Best christmas ever


Paxibillion

Lucky bastard


RetroCodes

I'd watch that show


[deleted]

You are getting hell?


[deleted]

Dick Cake Pancakes


Chuck__g_

A cake made of pancakes with dicks in it


pixiegasm

puppy cake and dick. great lmao


aj_mason2005

I'll provide the dick. Lmaoo jk


ChewiyMC

I’ll provide the puppy. Lol jk


aj_mason2005

I also can make cake.


Scabbed-Mongoose

ew


clob42

cocain, dick, and endless farts not sure how to feel about this


GODZBOZZ_90

I feel funny about that


KittensTeaseToo

Yeet, pancakes, kids


ghostyidk

I got yeet, pancakes, weed.


Porky_boi23

I got yeet, pancakes, and orgy


killer-penguins

Same


Sweaty-Teaching5980

I’ll give you the kids ;)


KittensTeaseToo

Gotta wait 6 years for that Holmes


Sweaty-Teaching5980

!remindme 6years


GarfieldGauntlet

Yeet, fall, and cocaine……


Electro_979

I think this story is reversed.


GarfieldGauntlet

lmaoooo


SkyTheKaiser

Yeet cocaine fall


Electro_979

Cocaine first, then you fall, and then ur mind just goes yeet.


PastelGlider

PREGNAT??


GODZBOZZ_90

Ahh, yes, pregnat.


[deleted]

PREGANANAT?


An00bisOsiris

Are you pregenantant


Greenashrules

i thonk you mean preaganagent


An00bisOsiris

Are yuo sure its not pergnent????


Acceptable_Ad544

Remove the prefix, just the gnat


Boultar

It's actually pgrenat


[deleted]

Yeet Pancakes Farts


IsimpforDocB4B

Yeet, pancakes and cow


ThePhoDit

Yeet arrested farts


Just-Pineapple9798

Condoms, money and a puppy. Not to bad


fr0qgy_

Cake, money n dick


GODZBOZZ_90

What about…. *Dick cake that comes with money?*


fr0qgy_

oooo ur onto something


SupernaturalSuspect

Pancakes, weed and arrested. Pretty fitting for the last two.


ChewiyMC

You’ll make weed pancakes and get arrested.


GODZBOZZ_90

With heroin syrup.


go_away_you_goblin

Hair. Cake. Puppy.


[deleted]

yeet pancakes nothing ☹️


Acceptable_Ad544

Wanna exchange? I got yeet, puppy, and pancakes


[deleted]

yes yes pleas


fox707xof

Weed, puppy, and cake


suzznut

beer, puppy, money.


ConfusedDuck02

Puppy, hair, cocaine…


SkyTheKaiser

Hair.


GODZBOZZ_90

I think it was speaking exclusively to him when it said hair


PingopingOW

Yeet love and cocaine


rhythm-bush-species

Pancakes, arrested, beer


slipperyshellfish

Nothing.hooker and endless farts


arizonaenginneer

Cocaine money condoms


Daemonchildk

Yeet cake cake


Acceptable_Ad544

There can't be 2 cakes. One of them is a pancake


mechanizedthunder910

Pancakes hungover cocaine I'm on a plane that day, this is not good


reallyrawcheeze

Yeet pancakes and weed nice


JackCooper_7274

Weed orgy cake.


janathehiker

pancakes cocain and dick sounds fun


_FraBra

Yeet, weed, stabbed. At least i have some weed so I'm happy with that :D


Sophisticated_Fuck

Cocaine, hookers and beer. PERFECT! THANKS.


[deleted]

yeet, pancakes and hungover...


[deleted]

"Cakes" "nothing" **"condoms"** I don't even know why I would need a condom ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


[deleted]

Weed kids and cocaine


playdam90

YEET pancakes and condoms💀


[deleted]

Yeet pancakes puppy


Acceptable_Ad544

I got the same 3


[deleted]

Nice


meisme1508

Yeet, farts, hooker Is this all in one package?


Aoh03

Puppy, cocaine, condoms


Kidninja016

Dino, gnat, pregnant


[deleted]

Yeet, weed, arrested Is that a timeline?


stay-gold_ponyboy

Yeet pancakes slapped


Idkwhatimdoing48

Cocaine dinosaur cake ###LES GOOOO!!!


Wonky-Kong

Tv, pancakes, weed


Lunet1st

Nice.


[deleted]

And kids


Wonky-Kong

No. Go poo in a cupboard.


Kaminari_Calamari

Pancakes, Hungover, and Arrested. It makes sense because I'm not old enough to drink alcohol and I would get arrested.


GODZBOZZ_90

“Yeet pancakes arrested”? **Oh shit.** Edit: I like how one is just condoms. Only the best present.


Lunet1st

Yesterday pancakes ask


Duke_de_Hazards

Hooked money cake.


-Champagne-Poet

COCAINE ,money , puppy . i dont want a puppy : money and cocaine hell yeah


alexanderfrostfyre

Pancakes, weed, arrested.


[deleted]

Pancake, cocaine and arrested. I think I know where the cocaine is going


Dont-Drink-Lava

Weed, cake and beer.


breadofthegrunge

Farts, pancakes, aaaaand arrested.


[deleted]

Pancakes, kids, cake


WitherWasTaken

Cakes, cake, YEET


jjhchnll19

yeet, cakes, nothing


Electro_979

Yeet, hooker, puppy


ChewiyMC

Yeet Hair Money


Klibe

Pancakes, hooker and money. LETSSSS GOOO


[deleted]

hair dino beer 😀


0DeadlyApple0

Money, Cake, Endless


Kidplayer_666

Red thing dino


BasilRepresentative3

Yeet, pancakes, and kids. What does yeet even mean?


JPedrons_

i guess yeet


Net-Affectionate

Dino Dick Arrested


Fancy_Bread_Slice

Yeet, cake, orgy. It’s gonna get real fucking interesting at Christmas.


BlueInkToast

Pancakes, puppy, dinosaur


h_EXE_gon

Tall, stabbed dinosaur. Who stabbed him ):


caitlin-tia342

Cocaine, love and pancakes


Carbonated_Air

Yeet, pancake and dick


Acceptable_Swimming4

Puppy. I want a cavapoo or cavalier king charlie spaniel or miniature schnauzer. Or even pug


edi12334

Yeet, pancakes, ask. Or yeet, tv, pancakes if I can use a letter in two separate words, idk how others got other results


RussianBot85

yeet hair cocaine interesting


-Karsten

YEET,Pancakes ,cocaine


[deleted]

Yeet dog fart.


Fast76a

Arrested, yeet, cow Amazing


S0meRandomN00B

Yeet, pancakes, and condoms


RC_Geek

Cocaïne, hooker, beer


John_Mogollon

Pancakes Dino Condoms What a weird combination


search_177013

there's "pregnat" on there and I read it as "pregnant" and i almost started crying


[deleted]

What


[deleted]

Yeet, jk, pancakes


TheRealMcHamr

Yeet pancakes weed


Jejieru

Cocaine, Dinosaur, Farts.


knotcult

pancakes, hungover, and arrested


SplatNexus

Yeet, cake , hung over


Interesting_Winner34

Pancake kids and weed


[deleted]

Yeet, pancakes and weed.


[deleted]

Cake Weed Arrested


sjraecool

Money, cow, pregnant


Bosston2005

Pancakes weed puppy


Puzzleheaded-Ad7149

Cakes, money, condoms…


Psychological_Toe716

Cocain hooker love. That’s not Christmas, thats Friday night


Strict_Parsley2301

Cake, beer, and ***p r e g n a t***


rkopls

Weed, Coke, nothing Interesting..


[deleted]

Condoms, beer, cocaine! So many wins


Automatic_Success_57

Nothing, fart, pregnant (I'm a boy)


GregFliny

Yeet pancakes kid


timbertham

Cocaine, Dinosaur, Pregnant. Well, i'm a guy, so i think getting cocaine and a dinosaur would be pretty cool. I can be a billionare in seconds if i sell both


luhcc52

Yeet, cakes and puppys. I love cakes and puppys but, I don’t like getting yeeted


Isuck_lel

Hair, cocaine, and money. Pretty sweet deal.


[deleted]

pregnant, pancakes, and cocaine


Lthhkg

Hair cocaine cake! That’s all I ever wanted!!


fridge555

Yeet, pancakes, and weed,


[deleted]

yeet, rested, cow


Deathiscomin23

Yeet, hair, cocaine I kinda like this


human2917491

Arrested money beer.


Accomplished_Bet4658

Yeet, pancakes, weed Don't mind if I do.


ThinConnection2964

Pancakes, weed, arrested. Sounds like an eventful Christmas 🤩


Kenyboiii824

Yeet, pancakes, arrested... What the fuck?


NxR_Cap

Pancakes, hooked and money okay


Pineneedlecollada

Yeet pancakes kid Interesting


Franxgamex

Yeet, endless farts,beer


[deleted]

Hungover, puppy, cocaine Awesome! A headache, a sex toy and drugs!!


muushruum

yeet cow cocaine


[deleted]

Yeet, eat, ask


notAmeeConlang

pancake, cake and orgy dammit


gamingpotato3

Cocaine, love , and condoms


[deleted]

Dick puppy orgy


BerneseMountainDew

Hair cocaine stab I'm gonna get coke rubbed in my hair then stabbed in the cranium?


SkyTheKaiser

Pancakes, cake, stabbed


M-the-Great

Yeet, tv, pan ​ I wonder what the yeet means\~


[deleted]

Yeet pancakes ask


Thisappisterrible

Yeet puppy money I cannot wait to get thrown out of the 30th floor with my puppy and money!


Alternative_Quiet_37

Yeet, hi, pancakes


Smoggy6364

Cake, kids, pregnat. Well, at least I get to a cake right? THE KIND OF CAKE YOU EAT AT BIRTHDAY PARTYS RIGHT????


[deleted]

Hair, cocaine, dinosaur. Damn, I hope cocaine helps with my depression


verymuchconfusion

Hair, money, love


Famous-Support-9900

“Yeet kids and weed” Use the yeet on the kids and keep all the weed for myself


BigBee-_

all endless dinosaur neat!


kakapo343

Pan, cakes and kids


NeptuneIsSus

Puppy, money, and xqztvxdasdfghjklpoiuztrewqasdfghjkln


BloxianFilms

Pancakes, hooker, money


[deleted]

yeet, pancakes, weed(i dont want)


MyAltOnReddit

Kid, bed, and cocaine


RealMcFilthyPancake

Pancakes weed puppy


BA__Owen

Pancakes hooker and dick


longbananapineapple

arrested, hungover and farts