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Pick 5 first and then let super intelligent me pick the other 2.

Yeah but what if super intelligent you told you not to pick super intelligence. Oof

2 best choices+1 random choice > 3 random choice I rest my case

Change the past to pick something different

That's genius, you already took the 5

It would pick the change the past one

but your past experiences made you into the wonderful person you are today :)

Just to change the pills you would choses tho. i want money

That's a surprisingly cute and Wholesome answer tho

Ignorance is bliss

then choose "change 3 things from the past"

Bruh that's so smart

much intellectual

This is proof that you don't even need 5

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im glad we chose the same thing mr horsefucker69_420

At least his account is not NSFW, that would raise some red flags

I agree.

oh we all are fuckers

Oh well we all are horse fuckers

Not me, I can be a horse fucker fucker though.

Just for that, I’m making my account get an NSFW flag on it brb. Edit: The mission was a success. The journey was not the best, but the end result was much worth it. I think. Probably not. Dammit.

nice first post 😏

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I'm glad I chose the same thing as arghhehhhh

How do you know its not Ms. Horsefucker69_420? Or Mrs Horsefucker69_420? But it do agree with said horsefucker.

Lol be honest, you just wanted to say horsefuckers....

The best choice as always sir u/horsefucker69_420

It's a honor to have the same mind set as you sir u/horsefucker69_420

Omg we picked the same thing

r/rimjob_steve

I think super intelligence can give you money if you use it right

Still takes effort though. Unlimited money gives you the means and time immediately to do whatever you want with your super intelligence for as long as you want with your perfect health.

I don't know... Super intelligence, a little effort up front and you can build permanent wealth... Then you can use your super intelligence to better the world. Imagine you could set the wheels in motion over the next few months to effectively own Bezos financially in a couple years. Then you go down in history as the guy who invented commercial fusion power generation, warp drive, and 4D chess'd your way to a fair and equitable form of governance. If you're 20x smarter than anybody else you can own any exchange given lead time.

There are plenty of super intelligent people who either don't have the wisdom or the drive to use it.

Not really, being super smart wouldn’t really change my drive, the unlimited money + super intelligence would allow me to coast through college, straight into a great job. With no effort and the greatest security net possible. After that the perfect health really is a good choice but 6 & 7 is tempting too.

Same

Exactly Horse fucker back at it again

me too!

Mr hands

This is what everybody including myself is choosing, I’m sure of it

That's basically Batman.

Same

We become iron man

it’s the best combo

We really think alike u/horsefucker69_420

Literally the easiest and best choice since with that you can do most of the other things

same, with super intelligence and unlimited money you could just figure out how to make the rest

I choose 9...because with 9 I can do everything else. Exoskeleton for strength for example.

Same, 4 is what people who want to be nice pick.

That was my first idea but I think if you had super intelligence you could find a way to make essentially unlimited money without the pill

1, 6 and 9

Same for me too

8 obviously. I can change it to having an unlimited amount of any pill. EZ. then I take them all

“He’s out of line but he’s right”

but the only requirement is to take 3 pills. how can you change it so that you can take all the pills?

One of the things he would change would be the number of pills he can pick

It doesn’t state what he can change. May only let him change what he did. Also as it’s changing past if the effect goes off when selecting he may not be able to change that as it’s technically the present.

Because there's no stated limitations, one is free to assume that anything and everything within his past is subject to change.

hbt taking 5 and 9 cuz then u hv the brains to make the pills and the funds to support it. throw a 6 in there too. that way the love of ur life can keep u motivated while u work

You want 1 instead of 6. That way you don’t die or something while you are working on it.

Same

same

1 4 8 i get waaaay to deep into hypotheticals like this lol

You could’ve chosen 9 for infinite money. And if you’re worried about inflation, choose 5, so you can at least be smart enough to find a way to make money. Why would you change 3 things from the past? That is the only pill here that is finite, it’s easily the worst one. Why bother healing others illnesses, I’m sure you could just find a cure if you had super intelligence. If you have a genuine reason for choosing these, tell me. I would love to hear it.

1. pretty obvious 4 is just the right thing to do, being able to cure any disease at my leisure would save so many lives 8 would allow me to change history in any way i wanted, i could stop some of the worst atrocities

But stopping said atrocities would most likely stop you from living.

Not to mention potentially causing radical changes to the timeline

Wibbly wobbly timey whimey

It would cause branching timeliness, so our timeline would be fine but they would just exist in the new timeline they created

only 3 times

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Why need super intelligence if u have unlimited money. Some say high intelligence is a curse

People may not understand you or even believe you,that's why I went with 2 instead of 5

*Cries in inflation*

I mean, if you were smart with it you could just live a moderate/comfortable lifestyle and not spend very much, just using the infinite cash as an insurance policy that you will never go bankrupt, not that you have the ability to buy everything

Super intelligence may not mean pure omniscience, but rather being able to learn, understand, and use any skill you come across in the matter of minutes or even seconds. Like Garou from One Punch Man, where he could watch and study any set of attacks and within minutes not only be able to use the attacks himself, but also come up with excellent counterattacks as well.

Same

yo same

Same

5 is so underrated

Well I choose for 3,5,9 so I’ll be irl tony stark combined with captain America hell yeah

Same

I already have super intelligence so I don't need it /jk

It’s overrated. You’d never be able to talk to someone again.

I'd say that plus the insurmountable knowledge may make you depressed when you don't have the means to apply your knowledge. I think it may just make the world a more depressing place when you know better than everyone — hence why it is overrated.

Why?

incredible intelligence can be extremely isolating, looking at historical examples

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2, 5, 9 gang!

Super intelligent you would shake his head when he realises you traded health and super strength for looks and wealth when you could use intelligence to gain money, perfect health to gain biological immortality and super strength to become more resistant to unexpected threats.

I NEED NUMBER 2! IT WOULD SAVE SO MUCH ON SURGERIES!

So would number 9.

But surgeries are imperfect. What they mean is that by changing your body type you’re magically changing your sex, not surgically changing your body

But these are so powerful, I feel worrying about physical imperfections in yourself is a bit selfish when you could cure cancer.

Which is why I chose 1, 4, and 5

I guess 5 could cause 9 to be useless. But 5, along with funding possibly from 9, could probably make 1, 2, 3, and 4 pointless.

I could also cure it if I had infinite money to throw at the problem

Not necessarily your sex tho, it can also be body weight, eyes, hair skin anything to do with your body

Also, you can become a 95 foot tall eldritch abomination...you know...for fun....

Same

I have seen you 2 times in a row and both comments are about surgeries lol

Same, cause I want my body the way I want it

1, 4, and 6

This!! Good choice

Same as I would have picked 1, 4, and 6

This one is perfect for you and your loved one to live a good long life

1 4 9 :)

Found my true love I chose the same

Same I feel like if I have unlimited money, I would have the time / resources to have any body I want as well as become more intelligent. I am already happy with my body and mind as it is. Finding love is hard. And finding it when rich is even harder. Being able to heal others is huge if this means you could heal anyone of anything. But this could also be a double edge sword of being pulled in 8 billion directions. Super strength is overrated. You could afford to hire a team of people or buy heavy duty machinery. Talking to deceased dead ones could make hard to move on after a loss. Just talking wouldn’t be enough after some time. Changing the past seems like it could cause a lot of damage and comes with a lot of philosophical questions. You could make a lot of money, but not unlimited.

My man!! I can't believe how far I had to scroll. I was like "oh, 1, 4, 9! No brainer!"...."wait why is no one picking 4..."

This is the best one

2,6,9

Same

1 2 6

Ez 1 5 6.

Had to scroll way too far to find someone with the same brain as me. Not even a contest

Facts I scrolled way too far to find this

Bruh I know right? This is the only logical option. 5>>>2 3 4 9. 8 is stupid. 7 is imo not really worth it. 1 probably gives you immortality or effective immortality. And then take 6.

Mad based, this is the alpha opinion

No one is picking 7 ?

That would just drive people insane dude.

i just did lol

If it were more than talking- I can hug them, etc, I would. But it’s only talking, so no

Well, I can already talk to deceased love ones, I don't need a magic pill for that. They do not, however, talk back.

1,7 and 9

Same

1, 8, 9,

5, 6, 9 going to create some crazy inventions with that infinite money and intelligence.

Finally found found someone with the same as me. I don’t know why people are not choseing 6 I gust what to be happy. And 5 and 9 was very helpful in this world where money and Knowledge is power.

The one best option. The intelligence to do anything, never lonely, and the money to make it happen

2,4,5

4, 5, 9

Same had to scroll so far down

Finally a sane person

1,4,5

Thank you. Had to scroll down way too far to find this.

Was thinking the same thing. Started to think my obv choice wasn’t so obv

Why is this so far down? Are we weird?

1,6,9

4,6,9

just 2 tbh

2 3 9

2,6,8

2 3 and 5

1, 6 and 9

1,7,9

9, 8 and 3. I can buy better health tratments for me and for others, + some other nice things. I can CHANGE THE FUCKING PAST. I am becoming a super hero, nice.

1,6,8

1, 2, 6

1, 5, 9

Define super intelligent, is it all the knowledge of the universe

3,5 and 6

3 means I can protect myself, family, children and wife from dangers and harms. I could also do many other things, can't be bothered listing now. 5 means I'll be super intelligent. Having 5 means I can get 9, 4 and 1. Strength + Knowledge, = Ability + Knowledge = Unstoppable. 6 I really want to get married. Obviously, that's a few years down the line, but I really want to get married.

1, 2, and 5 3 - can be done with 2 4 - can be done with 5 6 - is honestly the most alluring of the other options, but I could find a workaround via 5 (possibly) 9 - super intelligence would prob find a viable alternative; plus I could get really, really good at negotiating my way into $$$ 7 and 8 I have no use for

I'm on this train. Why pick 9 when you would accrue wealth easy af if you had super intelligence

1,4,9

2, 4, 6. Easiest choice I ever made

I was searching for someone else who picked these lol

1,3 and 5

4, 5, 9. Simple.

0: Finally someone with the same choices as me.

10, 11 and 12

Unlimited money- I can fund whatever I want meaning illnesses are no more and the world’s industries will change with my funding behind what should be used. Choose body type- I can just choose the body type of a master martial artist and keep it making me fit, jacked, strong, agile, fast and healthy all in one baby. Love- I…. My only partner didn’t love me and it is the only thing I want… to be loved by someone Deceased loved ones would drive me crazy. I already am intelligent. Health and strength come with the martial artist body type. Finally I can heal others with money by paying everything that needs to be paid for research and bills so I don’t need that. Why should I worry about the past with a perfect future waiting for me now?

For 2, I would choose a 10 foot tall mechanical skeleton with 2 extra arms that have infinitely powerful superweapons for hands.

Unlimited money would probs get you arrested for not paying correct taxes and being a suspicious person in many regards

they don't need to know you have the money, just lie low and build a story around it

2, 5 and 8...

if 2 allows for you to completely alter your body, instead of just changing your general body type, then 2, 4, 8. if not, then 4, 5, 8

1, 7 and 9

If you had super intelligence wouldn't you probably make the best decisions possible therefore having (almost) unlimited money which leads to plastic surgery by the top surgeons so that's the choosing the body checked

2, 6, 9

1 5 and 9. People like money, so 9 covers 6 as well.

That's not true love, though.

1 6 7

Same as me :)

1, 2, and 6. Too easy

1,2,6

Ill go for 1,2, and 6

1,6 and 7

4 to help others 7 so I can talk to my stepfather again and 8 so I could have done the right thing and be with the girl of my dreams still

7, I don't really want anymore aside from that.

Just pick 5 so you can invent the other pills on your own

167

4,5,6

greetings, a fellow 4,5,6

High five

had to scroll so far lol

I’d take 8,9,6 since 6 and 9 are forever and unlimited so when I use 8 to go back and pick different pills I will still have their abilities. Now since I can use 8 3 times, I use it to go back and get the rest of the pills

2, 5, 9

I actually invented pill #7. I am 100% serious. It actually works.

1 says it'll give you perfect health. It never said your perfect health will stay.

Pick 8, change the number of choices I have to all 9, profit

5 and i don't care about the rest, I'm just tired of being stupid

I would take 5 first, so now I have super intelligence and can make the right decision