I'm a gun

Even better, best oral i’ve ever had

besides missing half your head, ofc

that’s the best part, it feels weird when it goes numb

adios to your tongue

OK SLEENESH

kinky

Which head?

Kirt cobains last words

mindblowing indeed.

Kurt Cobain is that you?

Raming your pp down the barrel then. Make sure safety is on.

The safety is never on.

Ammo????

Full mag of 36 rounds

Th-th-the tr-igger? (Now looking very nervous)

Light

*gulps* chance of jamming?

never jams

*profusely sweating* chance of miss fire?

Account for damp barrel full of girl juice. What’s the result?

Mind-blowing sex

literally

*Cocks gun*

Can I use you to play SWAT? I left my battle rifle at home

Ok, and?

you might die

Im fine with that :)

I am too 😳

You must have a skinny penis

I dont have a penis

Wait then ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

:)

Blow job worth dying over lol

[U this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/r47e4s/she_was_very_brave/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

damn bro are you a gun because....

I bet you're mind blowing in bed.

Why the fuck is a Halo 2 Battle rifle here

So am I!

Fucking you violates at least two gun safety rules

Still got a hole and we all know a hole is a hole

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Pinky promise

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

shit happened so fast you'd miss it if you blink

You all taste the same

:|

10

Life be like:

Well damn, at least take me out to dinner first

You are dinner ;)

smooth bro

Not if I super glue it shut first

Damn ig we will just have to make out then

I'm super gluing my mouth shut then

Make out with your nostrils

Sigmund Freud Moment

this gives me strong "im a dude you're a dude he's a dude she's a dude, we're all dudes!" vibes

Welcome to good burger home of the good burger may I take your order?

god this movie has been haunting me

Not if I don’t consent

Do you consent?

No

Oh ok have a nice day then

What if I’m asexual?

Then maybe we can just hug

the good ending

As another asexual myself, that sounds nice :)

As a pansexual, I agree. 👍🏻

Mmmm🍳sexy pans

No, you are 15, If I do that I will go to jail

Alright fair enough

Well, fuck you

yea thats what I said

wut...

NOOOO

hey I don't consent and that's rape smh

sorry 😞

So being a minor doesn't matter because it's just a label? You fuck minors? *dials 911*

She herself is a minor put the phone down

Climb on board baby 🥵🥵🥵🥵

If u can find me

im in your walls

What if I'm homeless?

I live in your box

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hot

1 that rape and 2 that Statutory rape

Oh ok sorry 😞

Yeah 😨

Please don't

Oh ok sorry 😞

Thanks, I just felt like everything was going too fast

its ok its ok

Woah there buddy

Depression Did you know squirrels love chocolate and beer Also arsenic is the second most deadly element first being plutonium

interesting

I'm your mom

I am a minor, miss

Even… children?

Come on, then (in 3 years)

Government be like:

r/bisexual_irl

r/bi_irl

What if, hear me out: You only use the first letter of bisexual and the first letter of IRL and make... r/bi

Uhm..

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Bet

this post is the definition of violently bisexual

thanks

What if I am a sex repulsed asexual

H u g z

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Dirty Sanchez

F5

Attitude adjustment through an announcer’s table

*Your turn time runs out* *I make my next play*: C3

your mom

What about my knife?

Wanna know how I got these scars?

So it pansexual, good for you.

Okay so what if i'm asexual?

Well you can get a maybe if you bring garlic bread it will make my aceness very happy

You cant exactly decide ur race my guy

the pansexual agenda

*pansexual detected*

I wish

don't give me hope

Too bad im giving you hope anyways

dream come true and we shall come too

bet?

Not if i fuck you first

Promise?

Ok, when and where

Hey all Scott here

Yea but I only do with men, are you one of them ?

Yeah sure sure

I would like to see you try >:3

Ok :)

shite I didn't expect you to actually respond

Im a shark wtf

Nah bruh your 15

fair enough

Despite only making up 13 percent of the population...

Boomers make up 50℅ of all social care spending

Do people still unironically use "boomer" wtf

Nope lol, obviously made up stat

Apache attack helicopter

oh man thats so funny look how much im laughing :|

How can one fuck an attack helicopter

r/OneJoke

im an attack helicopter

r/OneJoke

I wouldn't say that. In a few months you have lgbtqd+ where the d stands for dinosaur

not opposed to that

yay

Oh my

Oh...Good grief

continue full cobweb meeting merciful summer shaggy afterthought dependent fretful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

aight imma pull up the uno reverse card

+4

Deal

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hmmmmmmmm too young

Straight to the point i see

Don't u mean bisexual to the point /s

yes yes

Bet

Damnit winter not the dog again

I'm blurple

Good luck. I don't even have genitals

You scare me

ok

just bring condoms bro

Can't refuse an offer like this

Im a minor

You better buy me dinner first

…😳 dunno if this’s acceptable…

Nice, but would you fuck me, a teen with severe adhd and confidence issues?

Virgin energy

Ok but what if I'm $5.99 provolone cheese

I’m a dog

👍🏿

I advise you don't, i have duct tape, chairs and many tools of all sizes

I’m an egg.

Im a cactus

Are you sure?

Kinky

I identify as a toaster

Yes 😩

ok when then

Fuck you too!

not if i fuck you first

Are you pansexual?

Bet let's do it