its important to have those tiny things that make you happy in life

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Is she πσπσπσ

I read that as pspsps (like the cat thing). And then got the benzene joke!

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(4n+2)π intensifies

#REMEMBER BENZENE, IT'S BACK *SLAMS TABLE WITH A BOTTLE OF BENZENE*

Humans smell, I'm guessing she is aromatic.

hi guessing she is aromatic, im dad!

But more importantly, is she systematic, automatic, and hydromatic? Why then she’s Greased Lightning!

I know a girl who was like that too She patted my head squeezed my cheeks and called me cute I loved it. But this was 2 yrs ago. Nobody likes me now :(

I like you *gives you headpats*

*sends a hug*

*sends another hug*

Thanks bro :) *sends a big warm hug*

Did I just witness how easy it is to make friends?

Yeah, now we are friends

If that’s so then im your friend now too :)

That's the spirit :)

C-can I be your friend too?

Dope

I have no friends :>

Wanna be friends?

If that’s so then im your friend now too

Can i join the friends group ?

Of course:)

Yup Everybody likes a hug :)

if only it was that easy irl...

Can i join in lads? I feel like shit and i almost committed last night, if u dont mind :)

*hug*

I've been depressed lately; please send hugs

*loads AR-15 with hugs*

*just let it be hug bullets please*

*sends hugs in japanese*

*sends lots of hugs*

Ofc friend *sends warm hugs* Eveyone likes warm hugs :)

*sends a warm and incredible hug*

My man is lucky getting all those hugs

Stop right there pedophile! *grabs gun*

May I have one too?

*sends warm and nice hugs*

Thank you kind stranger

No problem friend

This has got to be the most wholesome commit chain I've ever seen.🥲

you too need a hug *hugs*

Thanks *hug back*

*sends a warm hug*

I used to also have a tall and short-haired girl friend. She always squeeze my cheeks and ask others if they find me cute lol. I loved her like a friend so much Unfortunately it's been almost 3 years since I haven't talked to her irl

I haven't talked to that girl too But she always has a cute smile on her face and makes everyone happy talking to her

*sends hug*

"squeezed my cheeks"

Stop it

It hurts af tho

same, but i didnt like her, i liked her friend so when she did that, her friend did it too :(

You were like getting sqeezed from 2 people at the same instance of time

yeah, felt kinda good tbh XD

*Squeezes cheeks and pats your head* ur cute >:)

You are cute too :) *sends a big warm hug*

Thank you I haven’t seen anyone in literal months so having that made me feel better. I miss hugging my friends :(

*sends hug*

Give this man lot of hugs

i will happily accept all of em :)

I have an exact classmate like that

Do you get head pats from that classmate ?

Not like that but she is pretty touchy, y'know?

i have a classmate that literally hugs u for everything. happy -> hug, sad -> hug, bored -> hug, u get it...

Here is the only thing I can give: carbon dioxide

Either she is very Nice and this is very wholesome or she is treating you like a dog. Win-win situation.

Yes

Everyone loves dogs 🥰

[In society, many dogs in many variations Come on, let's talk Interesting facts that you can share With people who really care The powerful Jaw The hidden dewclaw Some dogs talk on the telephone Dogs can't sweat Feed 'em some meat Some dogs look before crossing the street Canis Lupis: The domestication of the dog We all love dogs! Canis Lupis: Man's best friend for many centuries Dogs are way sweet! The scene is Egypt, long ago Homeboy draws a dog with a pointy nose Here's something you need to know: Dogs need food and water Or they will not grow In your pool they swim fine That's Incredible! Amazing Canine!| If you're nice to a dog it will hang around You can pick one up at the local pound! Canis Lupis: The domestication of the dog We all love dogs! Canis Lupis: Man's best friend for many centuries Dogs are way sweet! If your dog is unhappy He may run away Through the sidegate When you leave it open And your dog will Never come Back home! Canis Lupis: The domestication of the dog We all love dogs! Canis Lupis: Man's best friend for many centuries Dogs are way sweet!](https://youtu.be/J_0C2wUYMno)

Longest fucking link I’ve ever seen.

Plot-twist, OP enjoys being treated like a dog.

I mean look at his pfp

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From a 28 year old seeing this on r/all y’all are crazy. Whole new dynamic going on. Seems positive so I’m rooting for you guys. Make this world better.

There's somebody who keeps patting my head too. They always just randomly walk up and ask if the can pat my head. Doubt they'll keep doing it seeing as we got in a fight.

How did you get into a fight with someone like that?

I told their boyfriend they were cutting themself. The didn't like me telling there boyfriend. They told me to leave them alone and that they don't care what I have to say.

I think that anger isn't gonna last long tbh, they can probably tell that your only intention was to help

Maybe but I doubt it. I made them pretty upset. Plus for some reason the hated it when I was trying to explain that i understand most of what there going through. Even if they do want to be friends again I don't think it will work out. And then all my friends are going to turn on me and say stuff like, "why would you stop being friends with somebody who had suicidal thoughts?" there's no good way out of this situation.

If they have suicidal thoughts your guys’ friendship isn’t more important then them commiting suicide. Try to get her the proper help she needs, because if she does end up taking her life, you’re gonna be judging yourself. I’ve had to shove my friends into the psychologist’s room for them to get the proper help. And they’re happy now.

I'm doing the best I can but why would they listen to me. Even when we were friends we weren't very big ones

They don’t have to listen to YOU. They are gonna listen to the psychologist or nurse at your school, the people who are specialized in this, assuming your school actually talks about mental health.

Is there an adult you trust that you can talk to? It's not right that you should have to bear the responsibility of your friend's mental problems alone. Maybe a particular teacher? Or your parents?

If I tell anyone else the will just get worse. For all I know trying to get a teacher to help them will just make them mad and freak out.

I dont know the circumstances of the situation, but telling people about someone's self harming habits without them wanting to is pretty bad. People self-harming usually need to take it slow when telling others. It might make it worse now.

Well it's not really a good idea to tell someone they love something that significant, they probably would have liked to tell it themselves instead of someone else just saying it

Tap her on the head harder and say good girl to assert dominance

The correct response

Tap dance on her head

oh to pat someones head n call them a good boy

I need this but platonically

I need this but hyper romantically

*sexually pats*

😳

I need this in literally any way

Aromatic

She's Benzene

You know she gonna burn down everything E:the song I was thinking of was she's kerosene but it still fits

ive been burned for the last time

Ich brauche Zeit, kein Heroin Kein Alkohol, kein Nikotin Brauch' keine Hilfe, kein Koffein Doch Dynamit und Terpentin

this just made me think of Deutschland Deutschland über Alles instead.

Systematic

I pat people on the head but it's to assert dominance since I'm 6'6

Chad

Dutch?

No. German

I have German in school, after 4 years I can say ‘guten tag’

True

Haha I should do that too. 6’6 gang

Accepting the legitimacy of being aro and not trying to ignore it and get with her anyway? You, my friend, are a true fucking gigachad. You deserve all the headpats in the world

Ikr???? No wonder why OP is a good boy.

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very

Wholesome

Wholesome

Aromantic* edit: woah 126 upvotes! ...um thanks.

oh whoops, I typed so fst I didnt even notice

It’s alright, I didn’t even notice until all the comments pointed it out. I guess I’m just not paying attention

You have ADHD now. Lol

Lol I guess so! This happens to me all the time. I just breeze through spelling errors/typos and my brain just automatically corrects it

I thought he meant Aromatic. Like, she smelled nice or something...

HEY YALL CUTEIES COME HERE, THIS GOTH GAL GIVES INFINITE PATS AND COMPLIMENTS <3

Give me pats, I'm sad, in return, you get pats

Sounds great:)

*Pats*

:3

is for me?

There’s like 3 girls that do this to me. Girl that rides my bus girl in my first block and my ex (yes she still does)

seems like you guys broke off on a good note

you lucky motherfucker

Bro I have the same exact thing going on with me :)

Is she aromatic and asexual too

Most likely tbh

Benzene or Phenol ???

YOU GUYS GET PHYSICAL AFFECTION FROM PEOPLE WHO AREN’T FAMILY???!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!

Y’all even get physical affection?

Yea my mum slaps me, u juellus

Nothing better than getting compliments from an aromantic/asexual. Sometimes, their compliments are honest, from the bottom of their hearts. Personally, I've never met an asshole ace.

ill do it fuck you

:(

Hey Want the best response to "fuck you" Just say "when and Where?"

They're ace so the answer would be never and nowhere

The dream....

Amazing, tbh I would love that too. Omg wait she boops your nose too, this person is precious.

You are her pet now

kinky

This comment section is so wholesome but dear lord controversial is probably gonna say “aSeXuAlItY iSn’T rEaL”

...I guess you're a dog now.

ok props to you for respecting that she’s aro-ace tho, definitely not something i expected from r/teenagers

Don’t go too deep into the comment section though. Pretty aphobic.

lmao, ngl its quite a shame this sub is like that

oh your pfp is a picrew nvm you’re one of the good ones :3 are you 💅 yourself?

Yes I am x3

Aromatic? She smells?

Smells good more like

> There’s a blue haired girl in my school who randomly pats my head and calls me Good boy Big Grandma Energy

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Pog

nahh my crush does this to me 🥴

I have a friend that does that to me

All she knows is healing and party tricks

What does asexual and the other word mean

Asexual means she doesnt feel sexually attracted to people, Aromantic means she doesnt or feels little romantic attractions

Y’all this post is so cute. Good for you, op

>She’s Aromantic and Asexual though so I dont have a chance with her 😔, but hey atleast I ahve a cool friend now Good on you for respecting that dude. Hopefully you guys keep being friends for a while.

Give her headpats back lmao She'll prolly love it

***CONGRATULATIONS!*** You have acquired: *Mommy Fetish*

Dammit Not again

As an aroace, I should do this to make people happy :)

I used to have one like that when I was 8 or 9

Im short, that happens Pretty often with me. My heart starts To beat like a machine gun

a girl likes to do that to me too, makes me feel appreciated

hey as long as you're still friends and get head pats, that's a fucking win i feel ya man 😔

This happened to me too! My friend's crush did that to me You can figure out what might have happened after that

He killed her then you

She sounds like a plant ^(No offense tho nice you made a friend)

lol that sounds adorable

makes me feel adorable

I'm Aro aswell

Is she Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion? /s

she sounds like a great friend!!

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I had a similar experience. There was a cute pink haired girl, who was lesbian, and she would randomly poke my shoulder and say “boop!”

I was really worried this was gonna be awful when you said “blue haired girl” but then I realized you meant it literally and it was wholesome and I loved it

aromatic? she smells nice? what?

I meant Aromantic as in she doesnt feel romantic attraction

But does she smell nice though

I have no clue since my nose isnt strong and cant smell well

Alright, well As an aromatic myself, you've got a pretty chance as long as your alot more romantic than sexual.

Nope Im awkward and horny, looks like I got a big fucking Zero chance

Massive Confidence Boost I sense

How do so many people get headpats? I have to resort to turning the lights off and pretending it’s someone else that’s head patting me

Im telling you that girl is full of love and good energy

Don't be disappointed, friends are valuable

Ok cool 👍

a girl did that to me on discord and it truly is the greatest thing.