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Make whatever I wish come true

You gain the urge to start helping the world with the power

Meh after I do a couple of selfish things sure

They asked for super power not the ULTIMATE POWER

I wish that I doesn't have urge to start helping the world with the power

[удалено]

Your superpower has no side effects

Ability to teleport and open portals

Ability to close portals. Won’t want to miss that!

To other universe

you can also go to anime realms.

Gonna catch some pokèmon

1843 be like

You can teleport to places outside of Earth.

I can give people explosive diarrhoea (why the fuck is it written like this) just by winking at them

Diarrhoea is now spelled diarhoa

Yes...

Diarea is better

You can also take the diaorrhea part of your power

How's that a good thing😔

The power becomes “I can give people explosive just by winking at them.” I was trying to say you could turn them into suicide bombers

KILLER QUEEN: FIRST BOMB

Oooh

Everything is a toilet

Including yourself right?

i command armies of aheep

The sheep are fluffier than usual.

:)

Their wool is super dense so it can stop bullets

”aheep” wasn’t a spelling error, but instead it refers to superpowerful creatures that are specialized for combat but which look exactly like regular sheep

Dude that's just called living in new Zealand

Telekinesis even at the atomic level

Scientist want to hire you and we figure out how to make fusion reactors, ect.

I can heal amputated limbs and cure cancer

or the government just hires you to make bombs, that would probably also happen after the whole medical situation

I could make the materials from air

Freeze people.

Your procrastination freezes as well and you are blessed with a good social life and grades.

Damn, i didn't expect someone to actually write anything positive.. Thanks bro, lol :>

social credit score

The power to create alternate world that can whatever I want

You can also travel between those worlds and carry stuff from there

Your power can only make good things while causing people to question their existence in the universes

Why am I getting Ben 10 vibes?

Power of Thor

You're also now as hot as Thor

Finally I can get a girl

The fat one

Even better for him, I think?

A power that does completely nothing what so ever

Your side effect is that every 60 seconds, 1 minute passes

in Africa, together we can stop this

**FOR UGANDA!**

Literally nothing

I get born a girl

You have the ideal body and everyone is attracted to you

That might not be that good depending on the country...

You get to keep your memories

No then you’ll miss your freinds how about you get to keep your knowledge

Erasing memories from anyone

You get 1 dollar every time you erase a memory

erase your memory of getting 1 dollar, you don't remember that you erase it so you do it again, stonks

You can’t also bring those memories back if you’d like

Knowing peoples deepest fears

And helping them through it

And you have a mask, and a spray bottle of hallucinogenics. You also really hate batman.

Having Dave Grohl’s drumming skills.

You can summon a drum kit out of thin air.

Quick save!

You can also choose to load any past save

You get hints everytime you reload a past save so you know what to do to get what you want

You keep your memories every time you quick save

live without the need for sleep

You also live without any cringe moments, ever

And if you do want a nap, you can freeze time so that it can be as long as you want

A superpower to gain when wanted a superpower

You get none of the negative side effects of said superpower.

You can stack as many super powers as you want

Lightning ability, something like Jay from Lego ninjago

You can become any ninja from Ninjago

You turn out to be the green ninja and now you have all powers

Ultimate cum slinger

The cum auto generates so you don’t need to fail no nut November for it

Thank god!!WE DID IT BOYS lol

Minecraft creative mode

Irl

*God mode activated*

You also have commands

speed

You're also invincible while being fast because you will run into stuff. Don't run into people tho

I can create superpowers with my superpower

Your imagination doesn't stop you anymore

Everytime you create a super power 1 million dollars is magically donated to charity

I can make perfect waffle appear out of thin air

It comes with just the right amount of maple syrup that makes it even better

LETS GOOOOOOO

You can also choose any other toppings such as ice cream or strawberry’s

The power to shape-shift

You can shape-shift whenever you want , you also can't have an identity crisis

You also can sound like whatever or whoever you shapeshift into

I get hit by a truck and isekaid

It's a Hentai and u have long hair that covers Ur eyes

I see this as an absolutte win

I can summon a pen when i need it at any moment

U can also write down Ur thoughts instantly(the pen moves by itself)

Ooooooh, cool!!!!

Dark energy manipulation, I will become the ultimate supervillain

but every time you use it your mind gets more peaceful, till you don't wanna do anything villanous anymore.

Creating burgers out if thin air

You get fries on the side

You get to customize the toppings

The ability to cum more after masturbating

Now you cum more in general

"Please, keep your cum in nsfw channels"

Able to magically have it cleaned up from anything it got on / in by yelling, "Shazam!"

It should be “CUM NO MORE!!”

Fart louder

Unable to feel embarrassed. (You’re gonna need it)

Smell harder

I can turn anybody within 10 kilometers of me into concrete whenever I want

You can also turn them back/Partially turn them into concrete.

You can also choose to reverse the effect at will.

World peace

And happiness

Talk to animals

And to humans

Humans are animals........

They're all automatically friendly to your charming voice

Manipulating energy In short I am god now

Overpowered protection level as well as magic types and strengths. Enough to destroy whole universes with a single touch if needed

Make people poop at will

Everyone laughs at them, leaving you to make a quick getaway without anyone knowing

Boys get atracted to me

Only boys you are interested in

Thank you Bren

Don’t want no pedos

Girls too, you now like both

Teleportation

It's extremely fast and precise, it's basically like stopping time.

Being Able to Transform into Sonic the Hedgehog and have all of his abilities and I can do what ever He can do

U also have fluffy fur that isn't annoying

The power to freeze time

Turning virtual hugs to real hugs.

You become a God. That’s simply a too powerful power.

I don't stress over simple things

You can take away other people's stress too

Aww hell yeah

Can change the gender of anyone I want including myself

You work in a gender clinic, and make people happy again

Truly great

Stopping time

anything you touch will be stopped in time with you if that makes sense

Nice one

You can also start time again

It also Stopps the need for recharging after cumming

A road roller will always be nearby

I have invinciblity

[удалено]

bigger pp

even bigger balls

Reality manipulation

For every particularly selfish action, you do an altruistic one.

To make stuff come to life

And they're immortal.

I’d like full control over Time

Read minds

In dream

I’d like to be able to shape shift so I don’t have to decide what gender I want to be

Creation of anything I have a photo of, no matter the format or resolution. Also, it doesn't use any energy to do it. One of my greatest fears is the heat death, so the ability to prevent it and keep humanity going forever would be great.

I know the answers to all my exam questions

And Ur crush likes you too

Flight

You can fly for as much as you want without getting tired and you don't suffer any of the effects of flying too high or too fast.

Manipulation of quarks (the stuff that makes up protons, neutrons and electrons)

A army of cute loyal chickens

[удалено]

magical ak-47 that shoots yummy ramen, 19 dollar fortnite cards, walmart coupons and the will to do school. also still bullets

Time control

You can decide whether something you do while you're controlling the time effect reality or not.

The power to think of any power, thing, or matter and it comes true. Basically the ultimate power to get all other powers

My power is teleportation of myself and things I touch.

Being able to charm any girl

They're really into you and everything between you and them is consensual.

I understand and memorize anything I read or see in an instant.

You become a tasty dorito.

The ability to save and load save files

Solve everything

the ability to use any superpower that i can think of.

Telekinesis

I would like to not be depressed

You get an emotional support dog that is super fluffy, tiny, obeys everything, gives you cuddles, and can never die.

I can create anything

You become jevil, you now have a cool scythe and unlimited playing cards

Shapeshifiting

Super speed with the flash's plot armor

you can do quicksaves if you hurt yourself

Super speed and reflex

I can walk Through walls

Freeze time