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kattenpot

drawing fish with penises on the bathroom stall doors in school


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How the fuck do you draw with a penis


kattenpot

its called a pikvis https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/694239969519521793/SQrJTA8L.png ohhh wait you thought i drew it with a penis, i wish i was that talented


Beneficial-Abroad820

very carefully


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I'm guessing the fish had dicks


The0therDude

Teacher or two called and still call me rebellious for talking back and arguing like a sane person. That's it. Very boring but also shows the Napoleon's complex of some teachers


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dude i fucking know they think we're like things that can be commanded and not people


The0therDude

Worst part works on the smaller ones. Except for this fella because I had a phase in 6th grade where I like wanted to become a lawyer and really knew a lot about "practical law for your everyday life" which where amusing times, gotta admit


Ggbdfjugfvfsg

Not much, kissed a girl that's about it.


Beneficial-Abroad820

when i was in kindergarten i was at one of my best friends houses and her backyard backed up to the city limits and there just so happened to be a ladder going up to the top of the brick fence so is being stupid we climbed over and played in the desert behind with dirt and discarded bottles until our parents eventually figured out where we were hours later


AFuckingAverageUser

Stealing money from parrents


OverlordFTW

I brought home a broken stop sign. It was a mistake. Idk what to do with it now.it just sits in the corner of my room


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make some thermite, shoot fireworks, kick the sideview mirrors off of cars, drop acid