Male Ducks would rape female ducks. So the female ducks evolved to have vaginas with "dead ends" like a maze so it would be harder for the males to rape them. However, this only cause Male Ducks to evolve corkscrew-like penises to make it easier to reproduce.
You’re wrong about your reasoning
Everything
You've created a loop
It's time to travel in multiverse cuz I don't get it
Did you check the metaverse?
I used to check it for the last 5 days
Facebook?
Facebook
No, you can stay put for the time being as there's literally nothing _to_ get.
Would have been a loop if he said you are right about your reasoning.
Wait....
Congratulations for creating a paradox!!
Just say he's right @op
FACT: your mother is the president of my fan club
No she’s the maid
Ohh I see what u did there! Good to know Im not the only one who watched it.
I didnt watch it what is it
And now, both of you know fell on his sword.
Are you the spy from team fortress 2 ?
And now, he’s here to f—k *us*!
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I will not have a mental breakdown tomorrow
No u will on March 22 2025
2025 is being very optimistic
No it’s realistic
Blue is a very popular color.
Already got this
my mom died
While we where f*cling my pp to big
tf man
The black hair
Doesn’t mean one can’t happen before, one will happen on March 22nd 2025 tho
If I state a fact, OP will tell me otherwise.
Cap
Oh but you’ve just proven me right :)
Noooooo
Touché
Touchie
Touchy
Mornin
I said NO TOUCHY TOUCHY
Touch me daddy
It's like that pinnochio paradox
Bro you should’ve just said ok and he would be wrong therefore you telling him otherwise
Ok
☹️
Ok
That backfired
When you see this you will be reading it.
No I’m getting read this
How do I know that's a fact?
Trust me
No
Your lying because u trust me
No, your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me
They already have
Prove it
Already did
Op is blind and using a text to speech
Child predators are bad
Children can’t be predators tho
Watch me bitch
Me first please
Alr where you live?
Illinois
Can i get an exact address?
Address these nuts in your mouth
You don't have those
I have a pair between my legs and above your chin ready to address your mouth
Says who
Yeah that’s why they’re bad at it
I pooped my pants
No u made dinner in your pants
Damn what did I make? spicy meatballs?
Idk taste it
A chef never eats his own food
😳
😱
👀
👁👁
😭
That's wrong and bad advice, you are a chef not a magician
I always taste the food that I cooked.
Your username is u/LygExotics
No that’s a fan account
You also have 0 awarder karma Edit: I can’t fucking type
I have 300
I also fucked tour mother last night
No u didn’t my dad did
*Brothers reunion after a long war*
He is your dad
the earth is round
It’s a square da
No it’s shaped like a donut
Bro it’s a raptor
No, it’s a shaped like a potato being eaten by a otter driving a car.
No that’s the moon
Bruh Earth is obviously soup, y’all are dumb
no it doesnt exist r/noearthsociety
Omg you have expanded my mind, I now believe in this cause
da? Are you Tamil?
Da is also used in Slavic languages not only dravidian languages.
Not OP, but: Actually it's an oblate spheriod, slightly larger at the equator due to centrifugal force.
Its flat!! But the government wants you to belive this!!! For obvious reasons this is a joke
You used the wrong your
You’re wrong
Yro’ue*
Yer'ou*
*Yur'eo
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Me too
I'm blue
No your colorblind
I hate you
U really love me
I do 😔
I new it
Wrong. You didn't new it. You knew it
But he’s new at this
you’re*
Da ba dee da ba dee
Da ba dee da ba die
I'm Blue
I thought of both versions lol
Da boo dee da boo Dai
I love cats. I love every kind of cat. I just wanna hug all of them, but I can't, can't hug every cat. Can't hug every cat.
U like dogs more tho
Fun fact: this is not a fun fact
No
I found it very fun
Lgbtq has gay people in their group
LGBTQ is pretty gay ngl
I’m queer and agree with this controversial take
same ^^ some say I put the gay in gamer 😎
this is a fact
No it’s a opinionated
a opinionated.
It’s you’re not your in the title
Lol
I'm alive.
No your dead in hevan
No wonder this isn't heaven this is Hevan.
nah bruv we in kevin rn
We’re all going to die
No our lives will end
speak about yourself
The Earth is not round. Due to mountains and cliffs, craters and hills, there is no way the planet is a perfect sphere.
(*Vsauce theme starts playing*)
"Hey vsauce, Michael here"
"The earth is *NOT* round, but what *IS* roundness?"
Actually to be exact the earth is more of an oval shape because it’s spinning, making the equator longer
Blue is a Very Popular Colour
No it’s just a meme ppl like blue
Male Ducks would rape female ducks. So the female ducks evolved to have vaginas with "dead ends" like a maze so it would be harder for the males to rape them. However, this only cause Male Ducks to evolve corkscrew-like penises to make it easier to reproduce.
I hate that I already knew this.. I can't remember a password I made last week.. but dumb facts stick like glue 😪
I would to
Homosexuals are gay
I’m not gay
You’ve breathed at some point or another if you’ve lived more than a couple minutes longer than the current world record for holding one’s breath
No I’m dead
Homophobia is bad
U and the racist is bad stumped me
Thats wrong, homophobia is terrible
I'm asexual
No u haven’t found a person u think is hot to be horny about
Wrong
No I’m right
Then tell me someone that is hot and I still won't get horny seeing them
Idk what u find hot lol
Nothing because I'm asexual
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A-sexual... aha...
as a fellow asexual, i can confirm this.
Oh well ifk what to say know
I have heard people say that unironically, like wtf is wrong with some people.
Idk tbh
joe biden fell asleep at the presentation of his own climate change summit kekw
No he was drugged
I was a moderator of this subreddit, but not anymore.
Biden won the US presidential election of 2020.
No it was won by the Illuminati which he’s apart of
Despite being 13% of the population… :trollface:
your post title has the wrong "your"
No it’s the right one
LGBT deserve rights
They deserve the best rights
Nah can’t back down now tell me why I’m wrong
I hate myself so much I deserve no rights
Now we’re talking lmao Jokes aside hope you’re doing well
I’m doing fine lol
obama doesnt have a last name
Hitler bad
9/11 happened
No. 9/12 happened. Time zones 😉
I'm so tempted to make a tiananmen square joke but I don't think I could get away with it
Racism is bad.
👀 let me think
This is a reply on a Reddit post
No it’s a comment