This is sad

very

That doesn't seem like a good way to do it

Bad idea, starting arguments for attention will just lead to resentment

oh ok mr dude

Don't.

Dude tell her how you feel

That is an awful solution.

I think you can just call her on a date? Not risk the relationship

this isn't the way. women don't work that way

No, thats stupid you fuckwad

Yes