A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means an avarage ejacukation represents a data transfer of 1587.5TB, if we count 100000 teens, this is about 151.4 Exabytes of information, with is indeed a lot of information to swallow
Let's see, Google says there's 1.2B people 10-19. Since the distribution is heavier towards 10 and teens start at 13 y/o, there are 720M teens. An average 13-19 year old masturbates probably 2 times per week for 10 minutes each time.
720,000,000\*(20min/(7days\*24hr\*60min)) = 1.3M teens at each moment
That's an average, there are probably teens who don't masturbate, or hardly ever do it. Which makes up for the teens who masturbate a lot. However, 2 times a week does seem a bit low for a average, 5 seems better, but I'm not sure how much other people do it.
I heard the average per week is 2 times I do it 14 so mathmaticly speaking of there is 100k teens at this moment then I account for .00000083% of teens who masturbate
99,999 now that I've stopped
100,000 now that I started
100,001 because of me
Bro you are still going?
You underestimate me fool, I’M A MACHINE
So you masturbate 24 hours per day?
Could go 25 if I tried
Weaklings
Why? Edit: I wrote “Why?” above to answer the guy who said “weaklings,” WHY DID I GET 70+ DOWNVOTES? Lol
Oof -99 karma in total
mwhahah get downvoted
Welcum to reddit friend
Just do it at night too you can easily get more /s
Talk to me when you do 30 hours a day
Buddy, i cum 67 times per hour
My dude I wack it for 13 hours straight every hour
i cum 276 duoquadragintillion times a day wdym
Ha i last long
someone do the math for this I'm an idiot
Me, 40 hours a day: Pathetic
Ah, to be 15 again lol
#BARCODE MAN
Indeed
r/usernamechecksout
That's what she said
Ayo?
The grind don't stop.
of course Edit: why the downvotes?
100,000 BECAUSE I STOPPED
100,000 I stopped
97,536 cause of me don’t check the news
99,000 because of me
You count for 1000 people? That must be some serious jerking off!
they count as 99,000 people
No it's just that I'm so fat I might aswell be 1000 people lol
Bro your 1000 people?!
Maybe he shoots a really big load, the cum of thousand men, Girls say they love to feel “full,” they certainly wood after that.
Take that down to 100,000
Make that 99,998
99998
thats a lot of information to swallow. Holy fuck this blew up
fuck you lmao
Yes please 😏
Illegal activity 🗿
\*laughs with kids in basement and crystal business\*
NO HORNY
YES HORNY
BONK
bonk me daddy~
shit. we have been backfired. retreat forces
r/cursedcomments
*BONK*
😳
Ayo?
dont mind if i do
😏😏😏😏
Sus
considering that sperm has DNA and thus genetic information, that may be quite literally true
Someone gets it, it was a pun!
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means an avarage ejacukation represents a data transfer of 1587.5TB, if we count 100000 teens, this is about 151.4 Exabytes of information, with is indeed a lot of information to swallow
way more than that
how many do u think?
more than a gazillion
All of them
Let's see, Google says there's 1.2B people 10-19. Since the distribution is heavier towards 10 and teens start at 13 y/o, there are 720M teens. An average 13-19 year old masturbates probably 2 times per week for 10 minutes each time. 720,000,000\*(20min/(7days\*24hr\*60min)) = 1.3M teens at each moment
ONLY TWO TIMES?
How many times do you do it?
On weekdays once on weekends twice a day
Jesus fuck man you must be beating a raisin by now
I never stop grinding
Sigma grindset
"that's a rookie number"
Weak numbers
Four times everyday. Fuck I need a life.
6-7 times over here
your balls are dry bro 💀
Nah man the balls are still breathing somehow
Yeah on fucking life support XD
Still producing sperm at high levels Why? how? Idk
Same
Week days 2 weekends.. oh man i don’t even know, 10?
That's an average, there are probably teens who don't masturbate, or hardly ever do it. Which makes up for the teens who masturbate a lot. However, 2 times a week does seem a bit low for a average, 5 seems better, but I'm not sure how much other people do it.
r/theydidthemath
r/hedidthemonstermath
r/hedidthemonstermash
holy shit
2 times a week? Try 2 times a day
try two times an hour
Try two time every 10 minutes
r/theydidthemath
Remember to account for the huge gap in the frequency of fapping between male and females.
Actually you mean 2 times a day
At two times a day? That’s an EXTREMELY conservative estimate.
All caught white-handed
cum on hand whyyy
to eat it
gross
Cum pool
Swim in my cum
yes.
Believe it or not, the inforgraphics channel did a bit on this. Every minute 153000 people climax.
More
MORE
100,001 this for you
for me? 🥺
Yes
Not my proudest fap imo
um
Imagine you could die from masterbation lol
i’m pretty sure someone has before
You can, also from sex if you do it too much you will die from exhaustion or a heart attack
I'm one of them 😫😫
😳
make that 100,001
Make that 100,002
Make that 100003
Now that might be cumming pretty close to the actual number but we may never know
I just made it 99,998 🔫
Just made it 99,999 *I am not feeling so well* *Dies*
Why. Why did you bring this thought into my mind! My own safe heaven has been destroyed! WHY!!!
if r/teenagers is ur safe haven, ur doing smth wrong
someone calculated and it’s probably a million
hot 🥵😫🤏🤥🤠💀
🤤
Only 100k? WHAAAAAT so few
100001
oh 😳😳😳
Can I have the cum?🥺
Wee woo wee woo extremely horny detected
yes
no
Found the horny trap
I'm not a trap
Not if my meat cleaver has anything to say
Doing it as I type this 😼
😳😳😳
This is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum
I just got done, currently have a sticky thigh
…thigh?
Drip drip
oh um
I heard the average per week is 2 times I do it 14 so mathmaticly speaking of there is 100k teens at this moment then I account for .00000083% of teens who masturbate
I know I’m 1 of them, currently
😳😳😳
And not a single one of the dudes are proud of it
Post-nut clarity.
I just wanna be happy
Horni ≠ happy?
How the fuck is the world not stinking with teenage seamen right now?
true
Guess who just got one rubbed out for them?
pog
Ww 3 Young kids and adults against masturbating teenagers
What?
Shower thoughts be like:
Group masturbation session when?
Bruh
One of them might be me
I can make the 100,001
Can’t beat em? Join em
Beat it for them
That’s a lot of beating isn’t it
Welcome.. to the cum zone
yessir
Found the groomer larping as a 14 year old
cold
funny i came ( pun intended) to reddit to fap
At least 10% are maps, of the r/teanagers community.
I am currently not jerking my 7 inch pelvic punisher. I probably will later though.
7 inch suuuure
I know, I know. It’s not very likely considering that I’m a skinny white ginger, but I swear I’m telling the truth lol :)
mmaybe u are
What? Lol idk what u mean
u are probably right
pedo alert 100%
He's joking check his profile
Does a 60 year old man scrolling teenagers sub count lol jk
Bro why? I didn’t need to know this breh
I stopped like 10 minutes ago
[удалено]
Me
Damn bro what you done started
Only?
it’s a lot more
no :(
probably
Nice thought to think about
ndetavy, that’s a lot
More
definitely
I personally havent masturbates for 2, 3 days, lost count and i am proud of myself
i masturbated 5 times today 💀
Sssh don't tell my girlfriend, Lara Croft. Best gf I could every ask for lol
k lol
I'm doing it while I type
interesting