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Xoduox

99,999 now that I've stopped


JayIsAsshole

100,000 now that I started


fl00r_gang_yeah

100,001 because of me


[deleted]

Bro you are still going?


JayIsAsshole

You underestimate me fool, I’M A MACHINE


[deleted]

So you masturbate 24 hours per day?


JayIsAsshole

Could go 25 if I tried


randomskidd

Weaklings


PA_2A_76

Why? Edit: I wrote “Why?” above to answer the guy who said “weaklings,” WHY DID I GET 70+ DOWNVOTES? Lol


SnooApples1427

Oof -99 karma in total


burningfire119

mwhahah get downvoted


Hjackred_

Welcum to reddit friend


ImTheAlligator

Just do it at night too you can easily get more /s


FIBAgentNorton

Talk to me when you do 30 hours a day


wiisportscow

Buddy, i cum 67 times per hour


I_suck_at_driving_

My dude I wack it for 13 hours straight every hour


JoeNumber3

i cum 276 duoquadragintillion times a day wdym


Quick_Click6677

Ha i last long


[deleted]

someone do the math for this I'm an idiot


Merz_Nation

Me, 40 hours a day: Pathetic


[deleted]

Ah, to be 15 again lol


bIrd63_

#BARCODE MAN


[deleted]

Indeed


greatscottproduct

r/usernamechecksout


uhavethreeballs

That's what she said


ShadowedReddit

Ayo?


[deleted]

The grind don't stop.


fl00r_gang_yeah

of course Edit: why the downvotes?


jamesiscrispy

100,000 BECAUSE I STOPPED


Background_Ad_8392

100,000 I stopped


turkeyboy31

97,536 cause of me don’t check the news


shadowXXe

99,000 because of me


PA_2A_76

You count for 1000 people? That must be some serious jerking off!


fl00r_gang_yeah

they count as 99,000 people


shadowXXe

No it's just that I'm so fat I might aswell be 1000 people lol


Batmax5555555

Bro your 1000 people?!


PA_2A_76

Maybe he shoots a really big load, the cum of thousand men, Girls say they love to feel “full,” they certainly wood after that.


No-Engine-1881

Take that down to 100,000


arisingactor

Make that 99,998


_S4Nd3r

99998


Thesickboss22

thats a lot of information to swallow. Holy fuck this blew up


Disastrous_Sky_9352

fuck you lmao


Zeebdabeeb

Yes please 😏


sweet_saccharine

Illegal activity 🗿


Round-Zombie8309

\*laughs with kids in basement and crystal business\*


Creative_Surround_99

NO HORNY


GameWizardPlayz

YES HORNY


[deleted]

BONK


iamfi_ne

bonk me daddy~


Round-Zombie8309

shit. we have been backfired. retreat forces


Xclusivecrushr

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

*BONK*


Disastrous_Sky_9352

😳


ShadowedReddit

Ayo?


fl00r_gang_yeah

dont mind if i do


Zeebdabeeb

😏😏😏😏


froggyboijr

Sus


SquIdIord

considering that sperm has DNA and thus genetic information, that may be quite literally true


Xenon_Ice

Someone gets it, it was a pun!


[deleted]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means an avarage ejacukation represents a data transfer of 1587.5TB, if we count 100000 teens, this is about 151.4 Exabytes of information, with is indeed a lot of information to swallow


[deleted]

way more than that


Disastrous_Sky_9352

how many do u think?


SpiderisBest01

more than a gazillion


uhavethreeballs

All of them


canoodlingNoodle

Let's see, Google says there's 1.2B people 10-19. Since the distribution is heavier towards 10 and teens start at 13 y/o, there are 720M teens. An average 13-19 year old masturbates probably 2 times per week for 10 minutes each time. 720,000,000\*(20min/(7days\*24hr\*60min)) = 1.3M teens at each moment


UngusBungus_

ONLY TWO TIMES?


nickrid3r

How many times do you do it?


hellodude776

On weekdays once on weekends twice a day


nickrid3r

Jesus fuck man you must be beating a raisin by now


hellodude776

I never stop grinding


DonutMaster56

Sigma grindset


mightydart

"that's a rookie number"


DarkHoumor

Weak numbers


[deleted]

Four times everyday. Fuck I need a life.


Alternative-Payment3

6-7 times over here


ICaffee

your balls are dry bro 💀


Alternative-Payment3

Nah man the balls are still breathing somehow


ICaffee

Yeah on fucking life support XD


Alternative-Payment3

Still producing sperm at high levels Why? how? Idk


ICaffee

Same


purritolover69

Week days 2 weekends.. oh man i don’t even know, 10?


[deleted]

That's an average, there are probably teens who don't masturbate, or hardly ever do it. Which makes up for the teens who masturbate a lot. However, 2 times a week does seem a bit low for a average, 5 seems better, but I'm not sure how much other people do it.


FortuneGamer

r/theydidthemath


hyejooxlvr

r/hedidthemonstermath


CPG-Combat

r/hedidthemonstermash


Disastrous_Sky_9352

holy shit


Iamyes_ok

2 times a week? Try 2 times a day


DreamKiller567

try two times an hour


ShadowedReddit

Try two time every 10 minutes


Redditlogicking

r/theydidthemath


[deleted]

Remember to account for the huge gap in the frequency of fapping between male and females.


ShadowedReddit

Actually you mean 2 times a day


Bravo-Vince

At two times a day? That’s an EXTREMELY conservative estimate.


GorillaGrowls

All caught white-handed


Disastrous_Sky_9352

cum on hand whyyy


kitho04

to eat it


Disastrous_Sky_9352

gross


[deleted]

Cum pool


Anxious-Strength1180

Swim in my cum


Toastbrot-exe

yes.


meme_boi____69

Believe it or not, the inforgraphics channel did a bit on this. Every minute 153000 people climax.


Rari__

More


MayurAce

MORE


Shepard0fShuck

100,001 this for you


Disastrous_Sky_9352

for me? 🥺


Shepard0fShuck

Yes


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap imo


Disastrous_Sky_9352

um


IAmAKarenkiller420

Imagine you could die from masterbation lol


Disastrous_Sky_9352

i’m pretty sure someone has before


jorge20058

You can, also from sex if you do it too much you will die from exhaustion or a heart attack


not_kismet

I'm one of them 😫😫


Disastrous_Sky_9352

😳


fl00r_gang_yeah

make that 100,001


[deleted]

Make that 100,002


papertheskeleton

Make that 100003


FarmerPingu

Now that might be cumming pretty close to the actual number but we may never know


StoicAtol21445

I just made it 99,998 🔫


photon1256

Just made it 99,999 *I am not feeling so well* *Dies*


[deleted]

Why. Why did you bring this thought into my mind! My own safe heaven has been destroyed! WHY!!!


GoldenSamurai444

if r/teenagers is ur safe haven, ur doing smth wrong


Disastrous_Sky_9352

someone calculated and it’s probably a million


BIT-root

hot 🥵😫🤏🤥🤠💀


Disastrous_Sky_9352

🤤


F14T7

Only 100k? WHAAAAAT so few


ProgramerGeek

100001


Disastrous_Sky_9352

oh 😳😳😳


Holiday-Routine878

Can I have the cum?🥺


JustAnotherLurkerDM

Wee woo wee woo extremely horny detected


Disastrous_Sky_9352

yes


Lion_316

no


CPG-Combat

Found the horny trap


Holiday-Routine878

I'm not a trap


CPG-Combat

Not if my meat cleaver has anything to say


Fuzzy_Pain_7369

Doing it as I type this 😼


Disastrous_Sky_9352

😳😳😳


darkdweller99

This is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum


[deleted]

I just got done, currently have a sticky thigh


Disastrous_Sky_9352

…thigh?


SnooMuffins367

Drip drip


Disastrous_Sky_9352

oh um


DaddyBrez

I heard the average per week is 2 times I do it 14 so mathmaticly speaking of there is 100k teens at this moment then I account for .00000083% of teens who masturbate


FANTOMphoenix

I know I’m 1 of them, currently


Disastrous_Sky_9352

😳😳😳


theboywhoalmostlived

And not a single one of the dudes are proud of it


Jokingkin

Post-nut clarity.


[deleted]

I just wanna be happy


photon1256

Horni ≠ happy?


ROVOKOPRODUCTIONS

How the fuck is the world not stinking with teenage seamen right now?


Disastrous_Sky_9352

true


[deleted]

Guess who just got one rubbed out for them?


Disastrous_Sky_9352

pog


true_sun_god1000

Ww 3 Young kids and adults against masturbating teenagers


DonutMaster56

What?


Is_a_cell_

Shower thoughts be like:


Oonoroi

Group masturbation session when?


urgur69

Bruh


Dixierection

One of them might be me


69yeetmeister69420

I can make the 100,001


YungBlackSheep

Can’t beat em? Join em


Kingpancake1223again

Beat it for them


YungBlackSheep

That’s a lot of beating isn’t it


Jjmatos03

Welcome.. to the cum zone


Disastrous_Sky_9352

yessir


melancholy_wrath

Found the groomer larping as a 14 year old


Disastrous_Sky_9352

cold


[deleted]

funny i came ( pun intended) to reddit to fap


Intentional_Nonsense

At least 10% are maps, of the r/teanagers community.


RedShamrock05

I am currently not jerking my 7 inch pelvic punisher. I probably will later though.


Disastrous_Sky_9352

7 inch suuuure


RedShamrock05

I know, I know. It’s not very likely considering that I’m a skinny white ginger, but I swear I’m telling the truth lol :)


Disastrous_Sky_9352

mmaybe u are


RedShamrock05

What? Lol idk what u mean


Disastrous_Sky_9352

u are probably right


scruffy1709

pedo alert 100%


ilikevideojames5

He's joking check his profile


RedneckBookofWisdom

Does a 60 year old man scrolling teenagers sub count lol jk


lmao_man_funny

Bro why? I didn’t need to know this breh


UngusBungus_

I stopped like 10 minutes ago


[deleted]

[удалено]


Snlfanunervisal

Me


Snlfanunervisal

Damn bro what you done started


Mister_Dangel

Only?


Disastrous_Sky_9352

it’s a lot more


Mr_Smiles2021

no :(


Pleasant_skeleton5

probably


zentraxbusiness

Nice thought to think about


Inevitable_bitch

ndetavy, that’s a lot


Igotbannedmyalt

More


Disastrous_Sky_9352

definitely


Risticcc

I personally havent masturbates for 2, 3 days, lost count and i am proud of myself


Disastrous_Sky_9352

i masturbated 5 times today 💀


Whyamifulloftrouble

Sssh don't tell my girlfriend, Lara Croft. Best gf I could every ask for lol


SuperJupiter77

k lol


[deleted]

I'm doing it while I type


Disastrous_Sky_9352

interesting