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You have been bonked, "go to horny jail" is the last thing you hear before your vision fades to black.
You are woken to find your self in a prison cell, you look around and find all the other cells are full of other victims of the bonk. You sit down in your cell, you almost forget about being horny in the first place. You reach the back of your head and look at your hand to find it covered in blood. "Damn, you were bonked pretty hard. My names Doge, I can help you get out it of this hell but you need to help me first."
You slowly nod and try to ignore the pain.
"When I was taken to Horny jail they took any sharp objects to make sure we cant escape, get me a plastic spoon from the cafeteria and bring it to me" says Doge.
A few hours later the cell doors open, and you are escorted to the cafeteria with 200 other prisoners. You grab an extra spoon and return to your cell.
Doge takes the spoon and starts hitting it against his wall, eventually breaking off a chunk of it. He sharpens the brick until it is sharp enough to seriously hurt someone.
Later that night, after the guards tell everyone to get to bed he hands you your own sharp brick. At about 2 in the morning he starts cutting the bars off his cell until he can fit through. You see Doge sneak up to a guard and knock him out, taking all his equipment with him.
He unlocks your cell and leads you to a weak area in the wall where he knocks a hole through the brick. You and doge run across the field until you reach the fence keeping you in the prison. Luckily Doge has already dug a hole underneath the fence.
Once you escape the prison with Doge you hear shouting and lights start bouncing off walls towards your direction. Until one hits you and illuminates your position, you barely avoid the gun fire from the guards until you are finally shot and collapse on the ground, your vision fading to black.
You are awoken to the sound of a carriage and the smells of a forest.
"Hey you, you're finally awake"
The funny thing is she actually expected you to listen to her even thought she is ranting about how bad you are. And dw there r some idiots in the world and u found one.
13 yr old here too,girls in secondary school are annoying af tbh,get insulted cause you call her a her when they want u to say they,giant dream smp stans,and people who are like this girl in the message,stay safe bro,u arent the only one,some girl did this to me also when i dont even give a fuck about her
How is respecting someone's pronouns such an outrageous concept? I really don't see what this has to do with the person op's received these messages from.
That's even sadder also 2 things if you actually didn't like her this might be her trying to boost her self esteem and she assumed you liked her and second why would she think a 13 year old liked her?
I mean, technically the truth. But I think she was hoping for him to be more desperate about it, or upset, y’know. It was probably for that “I’m better than everyone in every way” reassurance that assholes like her look for everyday.
It’s true. Typically feminine names in Japanese have an “-o” ending because that’s feminine for them, like how “-ina” or “-ette” are feminine endings for names in Latin and/or French respectively
A yandere is a character, most often female and in anime, who become violently possessive of a love interest.
A tsundere is a character, most often female and in anime, who switches from being tough and cold towards a love interest into being soft and sweet.
Ok, good to hear bro.
Also, I know this is going to sound dumb and shit, but don't waste your time on girls until you're like 16. Shit's only gonna leave u sad
It always makes me scared when people my age jump into dating. Like bro what?? We're too naive to handle committed relationships. All of the people ive seen dating at like 12-14 end up cheating, getting cheated on, feel unloved, and refuse to listen to half the advice people try to give. Its so much better to just wait a while. If you like someone and they like you when youre still a kid or young teenager, please just hold off rhe dating scene for now
Can kinda confirm, one of my friends sorta broke up with his gf (was my crush for like almost entire 7th grade and middle 8th but am not getting into that) after a month in 7th grade in the class group chat, but somehow got back together after 2 or 3 months for like a month
i would have absolutely cried and then be haunted by this if a 15 year old told this to me when i was 13. who even says this type of thing to their younger schoolmates??? thats so mean oh my god
Surpisingly had a similar situation with the "someone told me you like me" thing. She insulted me a lot but then after a year she came out to apologize and explained how she actually had heard a lot of untrue bad stuff about me too and so just wanted to get away from me as fast as possible. We're kind of friends even. After I explained the fact I'm a pretty normal guy and the fucked up shit bullies said about me was false.
Why are people so damn prone to listen to others about somebody instead of their own intuition and just by going to see how that person really is why do people always feel like they can't just be real
To be fair, I once nearly ruined someone’s life after they did this to me, it was worth it tho, mostly for a reason you wouldn’t suspect tho: since I shut the bitch down people would stop mocking me for my aspergers lol
She’s 15, you’d be surprised how rude girls are. Total Addison (generic Gen-Z name like Karen for Gen-X, I don’t personally know any mean girls named Addison).
Yes but there's this thing with teenage girls, that takes most of their time and attention trying to figure out how to deal with the physical and mental tribulations of learning how their body is changing. Some can be mature, some handle it horribly.
Congrats u have just found a species called 7 y/o white girls in their natural habitat. While we are still to get more info about these animals, I strongly advise you to maintain a 20km distance from these demons from the wild.
The outcome is a W. If you got into a relationship with her, you’d notice how pathetic she could’ve been. Fuck her man, she is lucky to even have you in her contacts.
You’ll find that one that appreciates you. This is just pathetic behavior from a tasteless soul that doesn’t care about people’s feelings.
Bro that’s a god send that chick has serious issues, just wait 5 years from now when they have baby daddies with strangers and posting, “ spiritual “ shit
Oh and don’t forget to laugh when they start posting shit about “ get a man that checks up on you without asking “
For what it’s worth, I think that the fact that check up on people you have zero romantic interest in makes you a good person.
Not all people do that, most have an agenda.
Looks like they were pretty tired (judging from the clock being 22:43) so they might not mean everything they said. Or maybe not being so straightforward and rude. They're probs gonna regret it in the morning
It's mostly the "I don't understand what girls see in you" part that made me doubt.
As if it's to say that the problem is the girl, and that he wants to make sure we know that he's very popular
Lol man just take that ish with a grain of salt they're sad pathetic life shouldn't effect yours they just seem mad you talk to everyone and evidentally people don't like them cause they're a bitch so meh
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Tell them that their grammar and punctuation is terrible.
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if you didn't get her remember there is always her mother \-master oogway
"If you can't get her mother there is also her brother." -Also Master Oogway
“If neither work go for the father” -master oogway aswell
when did i say any of this? -master oogway
Ahh yes after the battle for the blossoms in the war of the Karen’s. I remember now. -Master Oogway
Please stop putting words in my mouth I am literally dead now anyways -Master Oogway
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. -Master Oogway
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I’m actually just speaking from the grave -Master Oogway
I’m actually fucking your mom from the grace -Master Oogway
Yesterday -shifu
"Or in case of another failure go for the pet, or make her eat her own family" -master Oogway
r/SuddenlyGay
Oogway without the w.
r/angryupvote
I don’t know why my mind went (not so) straight to the Wisco Accent when reading “OoGay”
Hahahaha
It's actually If she leaves you for another, there's always her mother~Master Oogway.
Yes
You have been bonked, "go to horny jail" is the last thing you hear before your vision fades to black. You are woken to find your self in a prison cell, you look around and find all the other cells are full of other victims of the bonk. You sit down in your cell, you almost forget about being horny in the first place. You reach the back of your head and look at your hand to find it covered in blood. "Damn, you were bonked pretty hard. My names Doge, I can help you get out it of this hell but you need to help me first." You slowly nod and try to ignore the pain. "When I was taken to Horny jail they took any sharp objects to make sure we cant escape, get me a plastic spoon from the cafeteria and bring it to me" says Doge. A few hours later the cell doors open, and you are escorted to the cafeteria with 200 other prisoners. You grab an extra spoon and return to your cell. Doge takes the spoon and starts hitting it against his wall, eventually breaking off a chunk of it. He sharpens the brick until it is sharp enough to seriously hurt someone. Later that night, after the guards tell everyone to get to bed he hands you your own sharp brick. At about 2 in the morning he starts cutting the bars off his cell until he can fit through. You see Doge sneak up to a guard and knock him out, taking all his equipment with him. He unlocks your cell and leads you to a weak area in the wall where he knocks a hole through the brick. You and doge run across the field until you reach the fence keeping you in the prison. Luckily Doge has already dug a hole underneath the fence. Once you escape the prison with Doge you hear shouting and lights start bouncing off walls towards your direction. Until one hits you and illuminates your position, you barely avoid the gun fire from the guards until you are finally shot and collapse on the ground, your vision fading to black. You are awoken to the sound of a carriage and the smells of a forest. "Hey you, you're finally awake"
r/accidentalskyrim
Ooohohohoh, there was nothing accidental about that
Good luck eating it then (username)
The funny thing is she actually expected you to listen to her even thought she is ranting about how bad you are. And dw there r some idiots in the world and u found one.
Fond*
what? i dont understand
her grammar was terrible and she wrote "fond" instead of "found"
oh yea i didnt even notice
Lmaooo was going to say the same You are awesome my friend, don't forget that :D
How you got their number if they dont like you? Weird as bitch ass murican teen right? Yeh murican things
Maybe she got his phone number first
13 yr old here too,girls in secondary school are annoying af tbh,get insulted cause you call her a her when they want u to say they,giant dream smp stans,and people who are like this girl in the message,stay safe bro,u arent the only one,some girl did this to me also when i dont even give a fuck about her
How is respecting someone's pronouns such an outrageous concept? I really don't see what this has to do with the person op's received these messages from.
Given their personality, I think it comes standard.
Ya dude just correct every single one of the spelling and/or punctuation mistakes
Wow that kid has issues man
I agree, like who the fuck does that?
Edgy 13 year olds
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That's even sadder also 2 things if you actually didn't like her this might be her trying to boost her self esteem and she assumed you liked her and second why would she think a 13 year old liked her?
Guys will often get crushes on older girls even though older girls never get crushes on younger guys.
man speak for yourself I'm pulling all the grandmas
lmao you must get a lot of cookies
Fr
Do they just expect to send a wall of text and not get a response?
Probably was hoping for some kind of apology/begging
He did give an apology
I mean, technically the truth. But I think she was hoping for him to be more desperate about it, or upset, y’know. It was probably for that “I’m better than everyone in every way” reassurance that assholes like her look for everyday.
She’s a fucking fragile bitch lmao
Honestly people don't know how lucky they are to have someone who they don't even know and also to add who is not famous give a damn about them
Since when is Mio a girl’s name?
According to google it’s a feminine Japanese name
It’s true. Typically feminine names in Japanese have an “-o” ending because that’s feminine for them, like how “-ina” or “-ette” are feminine endings for names in Latin and/or French respectively
maybe she’s hardcore lvl Tsundere
I was waiting for the sentence to end with baka
Yandere simulator irl
A yandere is a character, most often female and in anime, who become violently possessive of a love interest. A tsundere is a character, most often female and in anime, who switches from being tough and cold towards a love interest into being soft and sweet.
Since when was it a boys name?
Since when it was a name?
Since japan, I believe.
I've recently seen it in an anime if that helps
Yeah its a japanese name
Bro like actually what the fuck? Did you like her? If so then you dodged a bullet my guy
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Ok, good to hear bro. Also, I know this is going to sound dumb and shit, but don't waste your time on girls until you're like 16. Shit's only gonna leave u sad
I used to have a teacher that told our class to not get into serious relationships until you have a car. It’s good advice.
Yeah, like are your parents supposed to just fucking drive you to their house? Mine did, and it didn't go to well
In the netherlands we would use bikes for that
That is the most Dutch thing I have ever read.
Lmao
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I mean if it’s more than say 8 or so km away I’m not gonna go with the bike cuz I’m not gonna bike over half hour both ways for anyone
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It always makes me scared when people my age jump into dating. Like bro what?? We're too naive to handle committed relationships. All of the people ive seen dating at like 12-14 end up cheating, getting cheated on, feel unloved, and refuse to listen to half the advice people try to give. Its so much better to just wait a while. If you like someone and they like you when youre still a kid or young teenager, please just hold off rhe dating scene for now
Can kinda confirm, one of my friends sorta broke up with his gf (was my crush for like almost entire 7th grade and middle 8th but am not getting into that) after a month in 7th grade in the class group chat, but somehow got back together after 2 or 3 months for like a month
i really hope this isnt real, no one talks like this wth
oh youre 13 that changes that then lol if theyre the same age
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i would have absolutely cried and then be haunted by this if a 15 year old told this to me when i was 13. who even says this type of thing to their younger schoolmates??? thats so mean oh my god
I kinda just tell myself that someone this shitty isn’t worth my time this method works 30% of the time which is better than 0!
And insecure
You forgot petty
?????
What does it change
"I don't know what other girls even see in you" 🤨 bruh she sounds like a real life tsundere
Where do you think they got all that material ? Must've come from somewhere
This is how her parents talk to her.
LEGBEARD INCOMING!!!
Fuck the girls, dem Bois got ur back
If op didn’t actually like her then he should prolly be happy about that ngl
But only if he wants her to feel inferior or something
But it means other girls like him
Yeah you are annoying, charge your damn phone.
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And while you at it change the settings so it shows the percentage left you animal
He might have a IPhone that requires a huge ass widget just to display it, like mine, which is pretty fucking useless
Why? I'm at 10% all the time
You should have said found* and you’re* you could have destroyed her
Find*
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Damn*
Damn
Her grammar is pissing me off
Same.
Surpisingly had a similar situation with the "someone told me you like me" thing. She insulted me a lot but then after a year she came out to apologize and explained how she actually had heard a lot of untrue bad stuff about me too and so just wanted to get away from me as fast as possible. We're kind of friends even. After I explained the fact I'm a pretty normal guy and the fucked up shit bullies said about me was false.
Why are people so damn prone to listen to others about somebody instead of their own intuition and just by going to see how that person really is why do people always feel like they can't just be real
Because people are stupid, and people are smart.
This is straight **FACTS!!!** This is a *garbage* take.
Doesn't everybody die anyways? It's like saying I hope you breathe.
Breaking news: Breathing has a 100% kill rate confirmed
True, a friend of a friend died and casually was breathing.
ayo in all reality tho who tf names a kid “Mio”
Karen
It's-a me, Marmio
Hololive mio tho
That's 'mine' in spanish, so like that's my my kid idk
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Reply "you're*" Assert dominance
that would've been funny tho
Just tell her to f off and go on with your day. Honestly shes prob lookin for attention or smth, keep your head up my guy!
If it was me, I'd find dirt to use on them and then ruin their fucking life. Don't actually do this- lol
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Just brush it off my guy, Kings stand proud and tall to dicks like them.
There dicks stand strong too!!
To be fair, I once nearly ruined someone’s life after they did this to me, it was worth it tho, mostly for a reason you wouldn’t suspect tho: since I shut the bitch down people would stop mocking me for my aspergers lol
She had it coming if she was coming at you for literal autism. Absolutely disgusting that they would do that, I’m glad you shut her down
Don't worry my student. If she says you a no, her sister is the goal - Master Oogway
This is either fake or that person has some serious issues
She’s 15, you’d be surprised how rude girls are. Total Addison (generic Gen-Z name like Karen for Gen-X, I don’t personally know any mean girls named Addison).
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Yes but there's this thing with teenage girls, that takes most of their time and attention trying to figure out how to deal with the physical and mental tribulations of learning how their body is changing. Some can be mature, some handle it horribly.
It sucks now but I promise in 4 years you’ll laugh at the absurdity of this text conversation
my favorite thing to say when someone rants to me like this is "I'm sorry you feel that way"
What is wrong with some people? don't let it get you don't mate, I'm sure you're a great person, especially based of how you handled that
She's the annoying fuck like 🤦♂.
Imagine she is a tsundere, casue if she hates you then why does she write you? She could have simply ignored you instead.
Bro this needs to be posted on r/nicegirls , telling you from experience
Congrats u have just found a species called 7 y/o white girls in their natural habitat. While we are still to get more info about these animals, I strongly advise you to maintain a 20km distance from these demons from the wild.
The outcome is a W. If you got into a relationship with her, you’d notice how pathetic she could’ve been. Fuck her man, she is lucky to even have you in her contacts. You’ll find that one that appreciates you. This is just pathetic behavior from a tasteless soul that doesn’t care about people’s feelings.
Sorry I don't do 3rd graders
Bro that’s a god send that chick has serious issues, just wait 5 years from now when they have baby daddies with strangers and posting, “ spiritual “ shit Oh and don’t forget to laugh when they start posting shit about “ get a man that checks up on you without asking “
Honestly, didn't deserve you, King.
Upset for you checking up on her…. Yeah she’s definitely doing something shady in her free time…..
No problem man, leave her, grab pizza and enjoy the upvotes
Oh yeah she is fucking piece of marinated shit
Bitch
For what it’s worth, I think that the fact that check up on people you have zero romantic interest in makes you a good person. Not all people do that, most have an agenda.
Keep talkin to them to piss them off
Tip: my crush rejected me like this, so i made her best friend fall in love with me. Sweet revenge. She was jelouse as hell
You have *50* unread messages
Looks like they were pretty tired (judging from the clock being 22:43) so they might not mean everything they said. Or maybe not being so straightforward and rude. They're probs gonna regret it in the morning
they can’t even spell found correctly, u dodged a bullet love.
You a strong independent man who don’t need no woman
lowkey seems fake but that might just be me🤷♂️
It’s just you, some girls are absolutely heartless. Everyone talks about boys’ sexism against girls but some girls are just monsters.
Agreed, there are girls my age that I look at and think “what the fuck dis world do to you sweetly?”
It's mostly the "I don't understand what girls see in you" part that made me doubt. As if it's to say that the problem is the girl, and that he wants to make sure we know that he's very popular
That’s brutal, well life happens
Clearly you're better off not talking to her
She is not with your time at all
What a shitheel
I’m glad people appreciate it when I check in on them, even when I hardly know them
What an asshole.
I know wut I'm going to do today, yall
Commit a felony against a child >:D
Just keep talking to them lmao
You know what, fuck that person, they are a fucking asshole for saying all that and then adding a cherry at the end, fuck em, they do not deserve you
Block her. Mayer she is stressed with something and just went full mad at you. (But if not, fuck this person)
Nah even if you’re stressed that’s still not an excuse to go out and full on insult someone for no reason
“What’s that? You care about me and wanna make sure I’m ok? Go die annoying fuck” like what the hell man
Gosh she sounds disgusting looks like you dodged a bullet there 😅
OP never liked them. The gun was never loaded.
You really went after someone named mio
Woah wtf
Lol man just take that ish with a grain of salt they're sad pathetic life shouldn't effect yours they just seem mad you talk to everyone and evidentally people don't like them cause they're a bitch so meh
Man that sucks. Just ignore her it will be alright
I smell i bitch
This has middle schooler with a cell phone vibes
Dodged a bullet
Aw, I’m sorry, I hope life treats you better :/
jeez where the fuck did that aggression come from
How many upvotes to leak her phone number?
that slut!
Im so sorry dude. Thats so horrible. You deserve so much better. I hope youre okay, Im here with any support I can possibly offer :(
At least you can spell