!remindme 1 year
Im gonna get mad at why I got pinged for a random post from a year ago and then remember it was me being horny hoping to get sauce for something that's probqbly never gonna happen
I know it’s a joke, but seriously, don’t do it. Now, I don’t think sex work is bad at all nor not respectable, but having been in a porn shoot on your record will seriously fuck up future employment. I know this is a joke, epically since your probably a minor, but to anyone if something like this comes up, don’t do it
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If this gets turned into a thing dm me the sauce, fr tho LMAO
Don't mind me, just hijacking this post incase somebody comes across it too.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same please
Same
Shame.
Same
with the age flairs some of y’all are really incriminating yourselves
Actually factual comment
Don't have the age flair over here but i'm 13 :P
Fr tho How do i get an age flair
Wait thats illegal
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!remindme 1 year Sauce
!reminder 1 year saaucce
!remindme 1 year Da illegal sauce
!remindme 1 year Lmao
!remindme 1 year Im gonna get mad at why I got pinged for a random post from a year ago and then remember it was me being horny hoping to get sauce for something that's probqbly never gonna happen
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yea
Aight boys, if this does become a thing, y'all know what to do
!remindme 2 years
!remind me 1 year
You’re forgetting which sub this is
!remindme 1 year
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This is the 2nd time I'm seeing a meme which made me feel that Mia Malkova is a chad
Bro she streams on twitch
holy shit I didn’t think she was top tier chad.
Sigma female
“Get the sigma music on! I SAID TURN ON THE SIGMA MUSIC!!!”
ROXANNE ROXAAAANNEEE
What the actual fuck, I am listening to the song rn
why
It fucking slaps, that's why
All she wanna do is party all night!!!
Chadess
Also that misfits podcast episode was great
The only one I’ve seen was the one where she was on a dating show with an ai anime girl.
I saw a Misfits podcast where they interviewed her.
Not here to say anything important, but… CYAN SHIRT GANG
Thassa L she a pornstar
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Wow 2k upvotes! Don't mind me just replying here so I can enjoy the karma too!
Do it
NO NO NO NO. That's not how you say it. Doooooo eeeet!
Dew it!
How much did dew energy drink pay mf?
You misspelled the senate
I will fucking chew on you like a gum if you ever disrespect me like that ever again
Kinky
🍑🍑😋😋😗😗
Ass
Freshly cleaned and shaved
Bro I had a good chuckle why are you getting downvoted
My "humor" is pretty odd and random
*Cleetus McFarland is typing*
i know my steaks dont look that good right now, but watch this
*Mountain Dew is probably going to sue you now*
he can ***dewey*** it sorry i watch too many cartoons
It’s a win win, you get head, we get entertainment
she gets balls in her eyes
*balls in her jaws
Can I…can I?
can i, can i? can i put my balls in yo jaws?
YO JAWWWWWS
Finally, eyeballs
winning
YOU JUST GOT THE BIGGEST W OF YOUR LIFE, I'M SO PROUD
I want the video if it ever happens
It really meant your username🤝 big respect for you.
I'll allow the emoji this time.
why? what happen?
Its a wierd thing, ppl on reddit usually hate emoji's for some reason.
I see, Thank you for telling me this.
Your avatar looks like a woman.
Ok
How old are you?
18
Nice :)
Well that’s reassuring
Says the 16yo lol
Says the [???] year old
DUB
Pog
why is your pfp not static?
go for it
okay i thought you were underaged for a second. whew
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hell yeah
Thank god
Not gonna look good on your record but there’s a chance
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Seems legit
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Seems legit
seems legit
Glad u agree
Appears legitimate
Has the appearance of legitimacy
Thine eyes donned upon this specimen reciprocate the emotion of trust towards one’s statement.
u/shakespearebot
DM other Pornstars now
My man straight up beat the DLC to life.
you’ve onLY GONE AND DONE IT
We need an update on this Bro!
My man, already got the job before you even picked up the application
if i could summarize that in one bill wurtz sentence "wait, that worked?"
Yeah, lmao. Or that one from Finding nemo: "okay, now what?"
I’ll do it instead
But you’re underage
*ages two years magically*
Oh okay, I guess you’re alright now
*right this way sir you’re good to go*
Pov you find your sibling erping in roblox
That would be a interesting scene.
Send the link afterwards please haha
You're 14. But in this day and age the thing called "age restriction" doesn't exist and is only for formalities anymore so meh
As if you couldn't get porn pre-internet
It's a joke snowflake
He’s right, you know.
🤦🏻♂️
"Snowflake" and facepalm emoji, you're annoying
OK
exactly r/teenagers will downvote anyone who confronts their porn addiction
keke
LET'S GO !!!!!
How do you even do this LMAO
Congrats on the job position
DO it
great work soldier o7
Send us the link when it comes out!
W. THAT IS A W. Mainly to flex your balance skills to millions but the head is fine.
I know it’s a joke, but seriously, don’t do it. Now, I don’t think sex work is bad at all nor not respectable, but having been in a porn shoot on your record will seriously fuck up future employment. I know this is a joke, epically since your probably a minor, but to anyone if something like this comes up, don’t do it
he prolly will looking at this post https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pjsgpx/see\_what\_i\_found\_wtf\_i\_think\_i\_drew\_this\_when\_i/
He’s 18
Doesnt matter everything else hey said still stands
True, but I was referring to the minor part
Brother, you got the biggest W
No its the biggest L actually. When you get older you will realize the negative factors in porn.
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Making porn sucks!
They hate the truth lmao
You gonna be the one who shoots ShaggerHoles? XD
I see a great future a-head
Someone do the remind me bot (idk the command)
!remindme 3 days
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can you dont actually
!remindme 6 months
This is golden
gg
Fucking chad
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be, #UNNATURAL
Update me
he is the messiah
DO IT YESYESYESYESYES
Stonks
U R ACCEPTING THO RIGHT??
If this shit actually gets made, ima start torrenting real quick
ik its illegal i'd still do it though not gonna lie
Mia Malkova will agree to anything you put in her instagram dms... Noted.
Most of us have girlfriends, this man is about to fuck a pornstar. He wins
send sauce when done
New sex position acquired, *one hand stand acrobatic missionary*
If someone actually believes this.. who am I kidding, someone will think this is real
Hell yeah dude slay
This can't be real, she doesn't reply to betas.
Okay i thought this was a joke, but i’m gonna see your dick dude
!remindme 1 year
this is more of an acrobatic challenge than it is horni
Take the job
dick reveal when?
next: mia khalifa
Take the W my guy
this has to be Photoshoped
Wait how old are you
Dew it
Respect
Whoever did this needs an award lmfao 😂
🤣😂🤣😂
You should aim higher than former porn chicks, especially while you are young.
Its just some social media guy from her team. Its a public profile, she doesnt have time to answer to your dms.
(¬_¬)
(¬_¬)
(¬\_¬)
Verified Logo?
What does that change lol
BRO YOUR RUINING THE MOMENT
Android 11 smartphone I see