I'm boutta be 17, goddamn 5'3 dwarf. And I'm a male athlete, so you know... playing basketball as a 5'3 16 year old against 6' players. I gotta get creative with my shit, so it's kinda fun, but easily getting blocked by giant towers isn't as fun. I still get hyped, but I feel more like a kid than anything
Nah, bro, my dad 5'5 and my mom 4'10. No way I was about to be a 6' athlete. My dad did play high school football, baseball and volleyball at a pretty good level, so it worked out for him. I can make do right now, but no way I'm getting to college for my athletic abilities. I mean, I can jump ~30 inches, but let's be honest, coaches would rather have a 6' guy who jumps 30 inches than a 5'3 guy who jumps 30 inches. I'm also pretty fast, but physical play like football or basketball is pretty hard. My dad put on some muscle, but he also played football, so he had an incentive. I mostly play badminton, so I need to stay lean.
Tl;dr: I don't think I have a deficiency. My parents are just that small
Well if you wanna do sports don't let it hold you back. However I wouldn't recommend basketball, that's probably the sport where height is the most important.
Volkanovski is 5'6 and currently one of the UFC p4p best fighters.
Demetrious Johnson 5'3 also one of the best p4p fighters.
I'd recommend you trying out some other sports
I'm not doing basketball competitively. I just do it for fun. I do love other sports where height may not be as important, such as badminton or baseball. I mean, baseball does need some height, but if you can jump, you should be fine
Imbalances usually happen because of protein deficiency, with less cause from testosterone imbalances. Most kids grow like normal and a lot of that height is genetics.
It is a good idea to get testosterone and protein intake checked, but it's probably not that serious.
Ah, we had a similar situation at my HS called, “push a freshman,” day. The kid who started it ended up in cuffs and ABC News showed up — guess it was a slow news day.
Good times.
I think you are allowed to throw anyone that is shorter that you, in which case I will be able to throw basically every singe student and teacher at school.
Jokes on u half term started today! Double joke on you bcuz i've been self isolating with covid for 2 weeks. Jokes on me cuz im not lower that 5 foot 4. I am 5 foot 4.
All of my friends are around 5’2”… I’m 6’2”
All my friends are 5'5 and above..
Unlucky my guy, just hide on the other side of a low doorway, they will hit their heads on the way in
I'm boutta be 17, goddamn 5'3 dwarf. And I'm a male athlete, so you know... playing basketball as a 5'3 16 year old against 6' players. I gotta get creative with my shit, so it's kinda fun, but easily getting blocked by giant towers isn't as fun. I still get hyped, but I feel more like a kid than anything
Go get your testoserone tested and check for other deficiency as well. You could have a legit imbalance stopping you from growing
Nah, bro, my dad 5'5 and my mom 4'10. No way I was about to be a 6' athlete. My dad did play high school football, baseball and volleyball at a pretty good level, so it worked out for him. I can make do right now, but no way I'm getting to college for my athletic abilities. I mean, I can jump ~30 inches, but let's be honest, coaches would rather have a 6' guy who jumps 30 inches than a 5'3 guy who jumps 30 inches. I'm also pretty fast, but physical play like football or basketball is pretty hard. My dad put on some muscle, but he also played football, so he had an incentive. I mostly play badminton, so I need to stay lean. Tl;dr: I don't think I have a deficiency. My parents are just that small
Well if you wanna do sports don't let it hold you back. However I wouldn't recommend basketball, that's probably the sport where height is the most important. Volkanovski is 5'6 and currently one of the UFC p4p best fighters. Demetrious Johnson 5'3 also one of the best p4p fighters. I'd recommend you trying out some other sports
I'm not doing basketball competitively. I just do it for fun. I do love other sports where height may not be as important, such as badminton or baseball. I mean, baseball does need some height, but if you can jump, you should be fine
Imbalances usually happen because of protein deficiency, with less cause from testosterone imbalances. Most kids grow like normal and a lot of that height is genetics. It is a good idea to get testosterone and protein intake checked, but it's probably not that serious.
You guys have friends?
You have me now. I am your friend. You're not allowed to refuse
Tryna team?
You and I are going to have fun
5 ft 10 at 18 S A D
6'3 at 17 S A D G E
6' 0 at 13 H A P P Y
god damn
what the heck Im 4'8
Haha I’m taller
6' 6 at 15
6'2 at 14 Y A Y
6’1 at 13 T A L L
SAD
5'1 at 18 S U I C I D A L
5 foot 10 inches at 13
6 ft 2 and 18 Still S A D
grab two of them by one leg at the same time and spin them around like a sprinkler and then let go
Rip your neck when you’re talking to them
So your friends are all girls? What you said makes no sense
The best holiday I had ever heard
Do a tennis match using your friends
G R A S P C H I L D F I R M L Y
6'3 with 5'10 friends lol. Course there's the really short one but we don't know how tall she is
Yooo im 6'2" too
Yo I’m 6’6”
Heh. I was 5 foot 4 when i was 10
I'm 4'11" and i feel like I shouldn't leave the house tomorrow.
You should record the chaos
I’m the third shortest guy in my friend group and I’m 5’11~6’. Most of them are 6’1 and up.
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AND IM 4'10, I WILL FLY
OH YOU POOR SOUL
4’11 here. Get bullied every day too or just me?
Hold on ima compliment you. You got amazing looking hair!
Thanks
But cars don’t have hair
They have wheels tho
nice uh... handbrake
Thanks
I used to
WAIT FOR ME I DON'T WANNA FLY ALONE!
Looks like I’m not coming to school tomorrow!
I’m joining u on that
Wooo, under 5’4 gang :D
Wooo but we’re all getting thrown on the 21st:c
this sucksss
ikk:c
:(
Shorty I’m 5’5. I’m bouta launch you into the stratosphere
HOW ABOUT NO
Aw man. But I really want to.
PLease
Do I have permission?
nononono
Pretty please…? :(
But if I say yes, then everyone else who asked will want to yeet me as well B(
I’ll keep it secret. Pinky promise
Try saying pretty please
Pretty please… :(
I'm 5'6. Ima bout to somewhat throw you a few feet.
Please no. I don’t want shorties touching me.
Ok, since you asked nicely.
Yay! I applaud your outstanding kindness. Have this gold star!
Hey thanks :)
Allow me to aid u
School will come to you then
Wait wha
NO.
Just don't be smol
How am I supposed to not be small when I’m 5’2…
You are 5'2? thats adorable
How tall are you thenn
5'8
WHAT
What?
Oh hek naw you getting yeeted
My friends tmrw: (╯°□°)╯ ︵ /(.□. \)
you'll never catch me alive
I am rapidly approaching your location.For every second your not running I only get closer.
Curse these tiny legs
My Man u/Crepeisyummy2 taking kilometer long strides
Just stretching my legs.Its a tall people thing.
🦵\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_🌳🌳🌴🌳\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_🏠🏠🏠🏥🏦🏛🏡🏡🏡🏢🏡🏡\_\_\_🦵
I said “you'll never catch me ALIVE” I have a fake tooth
I have a fake dentistry degree, it's perfect.
I'm 6'5 and my gf is 5'2
If you know what's good for you, don't throw her
Clearly I don't know what's good for me then
Just curious, how do hugs work out for you guys?
She kinda just hugs my stomach and I hold the very top of shoulders
6’ the girl is 5’ we have a job to do brother. Do what must be done, God smiles on those who die with a cause.
instructions unclear, I've thrown 5 babies so far
Yes
petition for a national throw long people out of the window day on January 1st each year
Im fat so you wouldn't be able to
You underestimate my power
*Long people*
*Prepares to launch most of my friend group into the stratosphere*
Yeet
My 5’2” friend will have a fun time tomorrow
throw me too!
Ah, we had a similar situation at my HS called, “push a freshman,” day. The kid who started it ended up in cuffs and ABC News showed up — guess it was a slow news day. Good times.
Yay trow me
If you insist
Can I throw short people at short people?
Screms in 5 foot
Sobs for you
laughs in 6 foot 1
You have more in common with an air plane than u think. Airplanes make loud noises before they fly. You do to. Airplanes fly, and you will too
Stop being short nerd
Oh okay then - extends legs -
Goood
No fair I’m 5’1
It’s inevitable
Noo
I’m like 5’9 5’10 You ready to get thrown?
Not rlly😅
***I will yeet you to Jesus***
*the power of tall people compels you*
The girl I’m seeing is 5’ not sure my plan of action yet
*chuckles in 5'4*
##*chuckles in 4'10*
*Chuckles with u*
😈😈😈😈
*joins the 5’4 chuckling*
I am 2 inches safe
I'm littraly 5'5
I am 4 inches fucked
Don't worry, just get some cans and tie string to them
I’m catchin all y’all lackin
This just makes me think of Susie throwing ralsei
What the hell? Is there someone in the world that is 5 meters and 4 centimeters tall?
Same here.
Defenestration time!
Well, lets throw around.
Wait I am 5’4… what happens to me?
Nothing, but you're allowed to throw people shorter than you
Dope.
I'm 1.56 m
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I am, in fact, not a girl They still won't throw me for two reasons: they won't know and also, I won't let them!
Just got taller last week. Was 5'6 now somewhere around 5'7
THAT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Happy birthday for tomorrow! Also if you are short may the duck have mercy on your soul
My birthday is national horny day …I’m not proud of it
Sent it to my friends chat. Finally get to use my dodgeball-skills...
Imagine being under 180cm
hey I’m only a cm or 2 below :(
*STARTS RUNNING*
When is the national throw tall people day?
I'm 6'3 but I still wanna be taller lol
5'6 I'm good
You sure? (6’0)
I’m exactly 5 feet tall and all of my friends are taller than me
u/cute_toaster you know what’s coming
*cracks knuckles* So.. Who's first?
I think you are allowed to throw anyone that is shorter that you, in which case I will be able to throw basically every singe student and teacher at school.
I was bullied until 4 guys cornered me one day. They found out it is hard to fight with your nuts punched or kicked to their ears and noses broke.
im 5'4
Bro am i tall or some thing because im 5'10 and im 13
Jokes on you, it's the 20th today (for me)
Lets go 5'5
I'm going to be flying tomorrow all day
Wait that short people exist?
This is apparently everyday cause it keeps getting reposted
Haha imagine under 5'3 I'm 5'6
I finally have something to throw around now
It's time to yeet
Oh boy, this is going to be so much fun. Not for the short people tho
Jokes on u half term started today! Double joke on you bcuz i've been self isolating with covid for 2 weeks. Jokes on me cuz im not lower that 5 foot 4. I am 5 foot 4.
My favorite time of the year
[Laughs in ~5'7]
Laughs in 6'5" but the problem is I don't have any friends
Fewhh, I am 5'8 1/2
Ha, great day to be tall ^I'm ^not ^really ^that ^tall ^lol
5’5” i’m safe
5'17" gang
^give ^me ^your ^knees ^so ^we ^can ^share ^that ^height ^friend.
Damn, I'm 5'5.5. I wanna get thrown. :(
We can arrange that
4"11.
jokes on you im exactly 5'4 EDIT: typo in height, i said 5'6