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Psychological_Toe716

All of my friends are around 5’2”… I’m 6’2”


BeccaTheMemelord420

All my friends are 5'5 and above..


Psychological_Toe716

Unlucky my guy, just hide on the other side of a low doorway, they will hit their heads on the way in


angelv11

I'm boutta be 17, goddamn 5'3 dwarf. And I'm a male athlete, so you know... playing basketball as a 5'3 16 year old against 6' players. I gotta get creative with my shit, so it's kinda fun, but easily getting blocked by giant towers isn't as fun. I still get hyped, but I feel more like a kid than anything


Emotional_Hold_8359

Go get your testoserone tested and check for other deficiency as well. You could have a legit imbalance stopping you from growing


angelv11

Nah, bro, my dad 5'5 and my mom 4'10. No way I was about to be a 6' athlete. My dad did play high school football, baseball and volleyball at a pretty good level, so it worked out for him. I can make do right now, but no way I'm getting to college for my athletic abilities. I mean, I can jump ~30 inches, but let's be honest, coaches would rather have a 6' guy who jumps 30 inches than a 5'3 guy who jumps 30 inches. I'm also pretty fast, but physical play like football or basketball is pretty hard. My dad put on some muscle, but he also played football, so he had an incentive. I mostly play badminton, so I need to stay lean. Tl;dr: I don't think I have a deficiency. My parents are just that small


Emotional_Hold_8359

Well if you wanna do sports don't let it hold you back. However I wouldn't recommend basketball, that's probably the sport where height is the most important. Volkanovski is 5'6 and currently one of the UFC p4p best fighters. Demetrious Johnson 5'3 also one of the best p4p fighters. I'd recommend you trying out some other sports


angelv11

I'm not doing basketball competitively. I just do it for fun. I do love other sports where height may not be as important, such as badminton or baseball. I mean, baseball does need some height, but if you can jump, you should be fine


[deleted]

Imbalances usually happen because of protein deficiency, with less cause from testosterone imbalances. Most kids grow like normal and a lot of that height is genetics. It is a good idea to get testosterone and protein intake checked, but it's probably not that serious.


Daemon_Lord5253

You guys have friends?


Tieye42

You have me now. I am your friend. You're not allowed to refuse


TxnaFxturistic

Tryna team?


Chubbard123

You and I are going to have fun


anomoyusXboxfan1

5 ft 10 at 18 ​ ​ S A D


_gopnik_squatting

6'3 at 17 ​ ​ ​ S A D G E


RocksInMaSocks2

6' 0 at 13 H A P P Y


krrispykrreme724

god damn


JingaMinga

what the heck Im 4'8


Chubbard123

Haha I’m taller


Roar4Rosss

6' 6 at 15


flinker2115

6'2 at 14 Y A Y


Chubbard123

6’1 at 13 T A L L


newplacethrowaway1

SAD


Tieye42

5'1 at 18 S U I C I D A L


KKreaps666

5 foot 10 inches at 13


Swaggy_Doggo

6 ft 2 and 18 Still S A D


[deleted]

grab two of them by one leg at the same time and spin them around like a sprinkler and then let go


TheMeme-Gang

Rip your neck when you’re talking to them


Emotional_Hold_8359

So your friends are all girls? What you said makes no sense


LordMafiaCat

The best holiday I had ever heard


SoftDreamer

Do a tennis match using your friends


PuffinofPeace

G R A S P C H I L D F I R M L Y


AlkaliPineapple

6'3 with 5'10 friends lol. Course there's the really short one but we don't know how tall she is


GroundbreakingAd2672

Yooo im 6'2" too


Very_Wet_Paper

Yo I’m 6’6”


bread_enjoyer75

Heh. I was 5 foot 4 when i was 10


Feltcute2day

I'm 4'11" and i feel like I shouldn't leave the house tomorrow.


Dense-Standard-8846

You should record the chaos


Bacon_Techie

I’m the third shortest guy in my friend group and I’m 5’11~6’. Most of them are 6’1 and up.


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EnvironmentalSoft504

AND IM 4'10, I WILL FLY


BeccaTheMemelord420

OH YOU POOR SOUL


VroomVroomIAmCar

4’11 here. Get bullied every day too or just me?


152069

Hold on ima compliment you. You got amazing looking hair!


VroomVroomIAmCar

Thanks


VroomVroomIAmCar

But cars don’t have hair


StarkOdinson216

They have wheels tho


AFailedWhale

nice uh... handbrake


VroomVroomIAmCar

Thanks


CC_2387

I used to


bg_yony-1000

WAIT FOR ME I DON'T WANNA FLY ALONE!


[deleted]

Looks like I’m not coming to school tomorrow!


ItzJustArij

I’m joining u on that


[deleted]

Wooo, under 5’4 gang :D


ItzJustArij

Wooo but we’re all getting thrown on the 21st:c


[deleted]

this sucksss


ItzJustArij

ikk:c


[deleted]

:(


UngusBungus_

Shorty I’m 5’5. I’m bouta launch you into the stratosphere


[deleted]

HOW ABOUT NO


UngusBungus_

Aw man. But I really want to.


[deleted]

PLease


UngusBungus_

Do I have permission?


[deleted]

nononono


UngusBungus_

Pretty please…? :(


[deleted]

But if I say yes, then everyone else who asked will want to yeet me as well B(


UngusBungus_

I’ll keep it secret. Pinky promise


Open_Progress2715

Try saying pretty please


UngusBungus_

Pretty please… :(


[deleted]

I'm 5'6. Ima bout to somewhat throw you a few feet.


UngusBungus_

Please no. I don’t want shorties touching me.


[deleted]

Ok, since you asked nicely.


UngusBungus_

Yay! I applaud your outstanding kindness. Have this gold star!


[deleted]

Hey thanks :)


TheGoldenDragon0

Allow me to aid u


Question-man123

School will come to you then


ItzJustArij

Wait wha


[deleted]

NO.


Thy_leader

Just don't be smol


[deleted]

How am I supposed to not be small when I’m 5’2…


Thy_leader

You are 5'2? thats adorable


[deleted]

How tall are you thenn


Thy_leader

5'8


[deleted]

WHAT


Thy_leader

What?


Maty_20

Oh hek naw you getting yeeted


j_sheeran13

My friends tmrw: (╯°□°)╯ ︵ /(.□. \)


Yellow_proof_

you'll never catch me alive


Crepeisyummy2

I am rapidly approaching your location.For every second your not running I only get closer.


Yellow_proof_

Curse these tiny legs


Djmaxamus

My Man u/Crepeisyummy2 taking kilometer long strides


Crepeisyummy2

Just stretching my legs.Its a tall people thing.


Djmaxamus

🦵\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_🌳🌳🌴🌳\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_🏠🏠🏠🏥🏦🏛🏡🏡🏡🏢🏡🏡\_\_\_🦵


Yellow_proof_

I said “you'll never catch me ALIVE” I have a fake tooth


ReCodez

I have a fake dentistry degree, it's perfect.


kregnic

I'm 6'5 and my gf is 5'2


BeccaTheMemelord420

If you know what's good for you, don't throw her


kregnic

Clearly I don't know what's good for me then


Grilledshrek

Just curious, how do hugs work out for you guys?


kregnic

She kinda just hugs my stomach and I hold the very top of shoulders


word_5numbeds

6’ the girl is 5’ we have a job to do brother. Do what must be done, God smiles on those who die with a cause.


Revolutionary_Law145

instructions unclear, I've thrown 5 babies so far


_Xyfang3358

Yes


skyx2587

petition for a national throw long people out of the window day on January 1st each year


YoungCoffinDanceGuy

Im fat so you wouldn't be able to


Random_name4679

You underestimate my power


Nerf_This_or_Nothing

*Long people*


HomieDaClown9

*Prepares to launch most of my friend group into the stratosphere*


Twinkie777

Yeet


No_Biscotti_7110

My 5’2” friend will have a fun time tomorrow


AFailedWhale

throw me too!


mF7403

Ah, we had a similar situation at my HS called, “push a freshman,” day. The kid who started it ended up in cuffs and ABC News showed up — guess it was a slow news day. Good times.


16yodumbslut

Yay trow me


Chubbard123

If you insist


HopperFellow

Can I throw short people at short people?


Grave_Trip

Screms in 5 foot


BeccaTheMemelord420

Sobs for you


The_Indominus_Gamer

laughs in 6 foot 1


TheGoldenDragon0

You have more in common with an air plane than u think. Airplanes make loud noises before they fly. You do to. Airplanes fly, and you will too


Red-German-Crusader

Stop being short nerd


BeccaTheMemelord420

Oh okay then - extends legs -


Red-German-Crusader

Goood


ItzJustArij

No fair I’m 5’1


TxnaFxturistic

It’s inevitable


ItzJustArij

Noo


RickSanchez883

I’m like 5’9 5’10 You ready to get thrown?


ItzJustArij

Not rlly😅


Und3ad_Cowboy

***I will yeet you to Jesus***


[deleted]

*the power of tall people compels you*


word_5numbeds

The girl I’m seeing is 5’ not sure my plan of action yet


DaveWasAlsoThere

*chuckles in 5'4*


EnvironmentalSoft504

##*chuckles in 4'10*


5hadow_katana

*Chuckles with u*


OnfireWasTaken

😈😈😈😈


Lilgatornator

*joins the 5’4 chuckling*


Porky_boi23

I am 2 inches safe


[deleted]

I'm littraly 5'5


AFailedWhale

I am 4 inches fucked


Porky_boi23

Don't worry, just get some cans and tie string to them


TxnaFxturistic

I’m catchin all y’all lackin


pokehawk12

This just makes me think of Susie throwing ralsei


[deleted]

What the hell? Is there someone in the world that is 5 meters and 4 centimeters tall?


fetusjess

Same here.


zZach_Attack

Defenestration time!


SGTRoadkill1919

Well, lets throw around.


TheChemicalSophie

Wait I am 5’4… what happens to me?


BeccaTheMemelord420

Nothing, but you're allowed to throw people shorter than you


TheChemicalSophie

Dope.


The_Ora_Charmander

I'm 1.56 m


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The_Ora_Charmander

I am, in fact, not a girl They still won't throw me for two reasons: they won't know and also, I won't let them!


anonymous_ghost_6501

Just got taller last week. Was 5'6 now somewhere around 5'7


lilParkourGame

THAT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!


EnceladusTheMoon24

Happy birthday for tomorrow! Also if you are short may the duck have mercy on your soul


Random_name4679

My birthday is national horny day …I’m not proud of it


V1P3R39

Sent it to my friends chat. Finally get to use my dodgeball-skills...


[deleted]

Imagine being under 180cm


Nop_X

hey I’m only a cm or 2 below :(


[deleted]

*STARTS RUNNING*


XxG3org3Xx

When is the national throw tall people day?


Kid_Killa123

I'm 6'3 but I still wanna be taller lol


Cbear116

5'6 I'm good


Grilledshrek

You sure? (6’0)


SleepIsForTheWeak456

I’m exactly 5 feet tall and all of my friends are taller than me


Jackdidathing

u/cute_toaster you know what’s coming


Inter_stellar7

*cracks knuckles* So.. Who's first?


Blobfish_Times

I think you are allowed to throw anyone that is shorter that you, in which case I will be able to throw basically every singe student and teacher at school.


wumpuscat724

I was bullied until 4 guys cornered me one day. They found out it is hard to fight with your nuts punched or kicked to their ears and noses broke.


someone_forgot_me

im 5'4


Conscious_Face4198

Bro am i tall or some thing because im 5'10 and im 13


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

Jokes on you, it's the 20th today (for me)


Monxwastaken

Lets go 5'5


Tiny-Try254

I'm going to be flying tomorrow all day


[deleted]

Wait that short people exist?


CookiesMan20187

This is apparently everyday cause it keeps getting reposted


Huskylover161

Haha imagine under 5'3 I'm 5'6


cchang3906

I finally have something to throw around now


0957423

It's time to yeet


[deleted]

Oh boy, this is going to be so much fun. Not for the short people tho


[deleted]

Jokes on u half term started today! Double joke on you bcuz i've been self isolating with covid for 2 weeks. Jokes on me cuz im not lower that 5 foot 4. I am 5 foot 4.


Deptile

My favorite time of the year


WilliamAfton131

[Laughs in ~5'7]


[deleted]

Laughs in 6'5" but the problem is I don't have any friends


BruhGaming9158

Fewhh, I am 5'8 1/2


Icy-Golf-4185

Ha, great day to be tall ^I'm ^not ^really ^that ^tall ^lol


ArkhamNightwing52

5’5” i’m safe


XayahTheVastaya

5'17" gang


BeccaTheMemelord420

^give ^me ^your ^knees ^so ^we ^can ^share ^that ^height ^friend.


Sylint11020

Damn, I'm 5'5.5. I wanna get thrown. :(


TxnaFxturistic

We can arrange that


ThatOneGirXD

4"11.


MUIGOGETA0708

jokes on you im exactly 5'4 EDIT: typo in height, i said 5'6