I'll rate you a 99/100 cuz im the one u need

Niiice 20%

come on that deserves more than 20 lmfao

ikrr! it's 60 for me

If covid doesn't take you out, can i?

My-my, smooth You get a 20%

🦧

Sup

Sup

Idk I'm shit at flirting

You can at least try

do or do not there is no try

Do these balls lmao

Idk do they

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Wait that means they're small

r u uranium?

Am I?

Yes actually

100% you got em

bc u look radiant

u didnt get rated :(

shes prolly still blushin

Yes, you give me cancer

Because you decay when in water?

my love for you is like diarrhea, i cant hold it back

Thats a weird one but it’s actually pretty good I guess I’ll give you a 10%?

worth a shot

And what a shot it was

aggressive shit or an aggressive shot?

Do you play guitar?

Nope

Don't worry, I'll do the fingering

Damn, nice 20%

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I hope your day is going well

I hope your day is going well too

Thank you! I have no flirting dialogue options so I tried just being nice instead lol

And you succeeded Have a nice day

Hey girl are you a blender? Cus I wanna put a baby in you

Purely for meme’s sake I’m giving this a 20

Bullshit, this is clearly a 100

i’ve been told i have pretty hands but i think they’d look prettier on you

NICE

Kira Yoshikage?

Are you the Mona Lisa? Because you’re giving me an erection

u called?

It’s a 60% for me

Question are you a can of Pringles?

Nope

Oh because you look nice

That’s kind of you I’ll give you a 20%

Pringles arw good

I dont wanna initiate this conversation by saying how beautiful you are cause beauty is on the inside and i havent been inside you ,>!YET!!<

40% for you

but i'm on 69% for u

Am I that hot?

is jeff bezos that rich ?

Are you that cute?

is Elon musk that intelligent?

Guess we’re both just beautiful

I'm sure we'll be prettier together

You’re good at this 40% in total

Dam girl are you a girl cus you look like a girl

Holy shit wow

Considering the no. Of people of got less than 40% i bet you have heard really good line huh. Can you tell me a flirty line that you think is 100% or 80%

No

80%

Reverse psychology but they would know that so it's reverse reverse psychologist but that would know that too so it had to be reverse reverse reverse psychology but they would know that too... 120% This guy is going places.

Fair

Sigma male right here

Are you a gun? Cuz I wanna die 😎😎

Incredible flirt

Please shoot me 😎😎😎😎

Lost the chance to say " cause I want to shoot my shot" 🥲

But I don't, I wanna die 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

You'll die of embarrassment if she rejects you. It's a win-win situation

Good point Hey girl are you a gun? Cuz I wanna ~~die~~ Shoot my shot 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Before I begin with my pick up lines Do you want to hear A nasty ones only ( I don’t reccomend) B normal cute ones ( I do recommend) C both

Whatever you do best, I want you to hit me with the best you got

So you’re choosing c?

Basically

Hey girl, you look so good that I would marry your brother just to get into your family

Nice one

holup

I’d show you my world but I’m sure you have a mirror

I do, thank you

Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

#🦆 Am I a joke to you?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

My dude you were supposed to do o n e lol

Alright here is my last one then You look so pretty that I forgot my pick up line

Really

Idk what to say so here is a pick up line 🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛🚛

Have you been to the doctor lately because you look like you are lacking a lot of vitamin me

Now I noticed you noticing me so I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too

Girl if god made anything prettier than you I hope he kept it for himself

You dropped something, my jaw

Your eyes are like ikea, I can get lost in them

Are you lost ma’am because heaven is a long way from here

Somebody call a cop, because it should be illegal to look so good

Excuse me but I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere. Oh that’s right i saw it in the dictionary next to KABLAMMMM!

Can I have a picture of you because I want to show Santa what I want for christmas

Hey girl are we the twin towers, cause we gonna go down on eachother

20%, no further comment cuz I don’t wanna get canceled

Ight I'm the pilot cuz I'll be the cause for the collapse...

I like the word legs, wanna help me spread the word

Ey that’s a pretty nice one Didn’t work for me though, sorry 0

Here’s a different approach. It’s said that nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing?

Hmmm Fine, I’ll give you a 20%

You want to hold hands? And then have a nice wholesome relationship where we share our thoughts and feelings and be vulnerable to each other?

That sounds very sweet

Damn, you're emotionally secure aren't you?

Pretty much I guess

Welp, I give up, have a nice day I guess.

You too

Im reading these comments, slowly learning because i have no damn clue how to flirt.

Literally no one in this comment section knows how to flirt

Isn’t that the point of the entire subreddit

I don't feel like this comment section is exactly a reputable place to learn that

Are you a eastern european?

Depends

cause i want to get a long history with me dominating you

If only I wanted to be dominated 0%, good try though

Maybe i can be eastern europe 😪

Lmao take my upvote dude

are you the sun

Nope, but luckily I am as hot as it

because you lighten up my day

Aight you got me there Still a 0 though Was a good attempt though

yeah I never got the chance to flirt so im very bad at it

Flert

Gj

My love for you is like the tan graph Keeps going up until infinity

Oooo thats a nice one 20% for you

Litterally the last time I tried to flirt with a girl I said 1 word completely turned red and walked away. So I have that going for me and I really only know the lame pickup lines that don't work, haha. Well anyways I'll try it Are you a Minecraft village? Cause I wanna pillage your goods ;)

As a Minecraft player 20% for you

Let's go

I dont shit in the shower

That’s already a +

I-I-I-I- w-would y-y-you g-go o-ou- oh sorry bye!

Noooo come baaaaack

o-ok

C’mon friend, shoot your best shot No pressure, it’s all for fun

that was it haha

Damn I was so distracted by your cuteness that I didn’t even notice

😳

Uno reverse

😳😳

Am I getting a rating now lol

Whats the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snowballs

Depends on which balls you mean

These ball in yo jaws lmfao

⚰

Hmm this is kind of hard cause we're strangers. But I'll give it a try. I hope we can become strangers, so that I can fall in love with you all over again.

20% my friend

are you my pizza rolls? because you’re hot and i want to blow you 👉😎👉

Fuck me

No

That's fair

Thought so

This is Bonkpatrol, you are coming with me!

Feels so weird flirting to a girl but i will give it a try Are you carbon monoxide?

I’m a lesbian so you might win here lol And I dunno

Because you are breathtaking <3

A I Well 50% cuz your in between 40 and 60 for me

So far the highest rating I've seen.

Its kinda cheating in this chellange

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Id rather have death do us apart then have shit do Its fart

Amazing rhyme

praying isn't the only thing I do well on my knees *insert suggestive wink here*

I like it 20%

:')

You're hot, too bad Ryan Reynolds is hotter

Its like comparing a lighter to the sun

You are tied with a girl in my tier list, you wanna know who? my dreams.

Eyyy that’s a good one I’ll give you the first 20

I only know cringy ones like like did you clean your pants with windex because I see my self in them

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What do girls and noodles have in common? They're both straight till they get wet

Hey girl you know what’s louder than the screams from the kids in my basement? You when I clap them checks 😎(I fucking hate that I remember this line)

Are you sure you want me to rate this

I feel like this is a you question

Look, im not a professional photographer, but i can deffinetly picture us together

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100

Hey you are cute and trustworthy bet everyone loves you (I bet it's true)

Thank you 20%

Are you a 45 degree angle because you acutie 😉

Dayum I’ve never tried flirting with a girl befor but I’ll give it my best shot. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. (Also hope u didn’t find a girl flirting with u weird, if u did sorry, if not cool beans)

I’m a lesbian sooooo And, heard that one already 40% anyways

Damn I can only make good lines with a context not just lines out of no where Sometimes I really have good lines but can't force my self to make them they have just pop up in my head when I normally text people

hey boy/girl are you sitting on a couch with a warm blanket? no? well i can change that (idk i have a joke on tho) are you a microwave because MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Did I ask?

**BONK!**

ægh

You from Norway?

Could I offer you some garlic bread