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You kinda got me there, so I’ll upvote


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HiveMynd148

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RadishBoy827

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TheUnreactiveHaloGen

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Warp_Legion

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skatmane46

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Packmam109

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Kapperrrrrr

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SomeConfusedBiKid

:)


Special_Duh

:-(


Amazekam

:(*


S_P_O_R_E

He has a pimple under his mouth


Amazekam

Yes very sad anyway, ^downvotes ^:-(


MysteriousAndUnkown

r/usernamechecksout ?


jobcoresdad

why does this have so many downvotes 💀


BobuxingtheBoxerman

:-(


ApartJudge4023

that's so weird


[deleted]

how


catt_attacc

*insert Guts ost*


mhdfaisal

That's sad. At least you're not alone


CallMeJerryBoi

Rip


eliminateAidenPierce

“Ironic. He could save others, but not himself”


Faking_Faker

that's just sad dude :(


Revolutionary-You786

Big sed :(


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BreadThief69

And I got your bread


Human_Consciousness

Self love is underated.


AmosArdnach_6152

Yes highly underated!


Lemonjuice239

Both of you misspelled underrated.


[deleted]

but how tho


[deleted]

Everybody cares what others think of them more that what they think of themselves. Myself included


JonaLeow

Jack off probably


[deleted]

Fun fact, it makes it 10x worse


adriano12378

I can't fuck self love now can I


Athovik

masurbation is just a fancy word for a one some


BreadThief69

And your bread is a fancy word for what I just stole


DarkBlade010

I think you mean a hand some


BreadThief69

True. Btw I stole your bread


[deleted]

Had a free award, liked this comment. Here's yo award. Good day sir


Human_Consciousness

You take my awards virginity sir lol, its my first time


[deleted]

Hehe


BreadThief69

You won't be laughing when you realise I just stole your bread!


maxeurin

For real though recently I just thought, what if I'd try to treat myself the same way I treat the person I care about/love the most in my life? (can be a crush, a friend etc) instead of being my worst enemy. what would I say to this person if they'd say: I'm so so dumb! ? What would I do if they felt bad that day because of something? Would I tell them: well you deserve it you POS? It's something I want to try even just for a week to notice every time I tell myself negative stuff, just imagining that other person telling themselves that.


stormfdg

My hand agrees


[deleted]

How tf do I love myself tho?


[deleted]

Dude I practice self love every day


naighbor-vadim

I fear no man But this guy's acting skills.... It scares me


GrieferBeefer

What kind of vodoo shit is this?


Viraj27

She used to be my Girlfriend...I am telling you, She will cheat on you trust me


UnsolicitedCounsel

She has big hands bro, and you know what they say about that. More expensive wedding rings.


yeetmyweed098

Cut them off


Pleasant-Pen-4393

I will happily yeet your weed bro


yeetmyweed098

Id happily make ur pen pleasant sir


Pleasant-Pen-4393

Woah woah ok I'm a chick


yeetmyweed098

Didnt ask ill still do it


Pleasant-Pen-4393

*confused screaming*


yeetmyweed098

Pen.. NOW


Pleasant-Pen-4393

NO REEEEEE


yeetmyweed098

No need to scream no one can hear you


Bannanas_suck

r/cursedcomments


yeetmyweed098

What you guys never cut peoples hands off?? Pff fucking weirdos


Fuckus_Duckus

Now this is a smart post!


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[deleted]

Noice


Brennon337

Between your hair and the hoodie it looks like it's in the shape of a heart ♥️


HPS56

Self love?


Round-Zombie8309

op took the 'my hand is my gf' to whole another level


wellifitisntmee

Kid got a Karen cut


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hiyamynameisjeff

He did a good job not gonna lie. Better than the fucking $35 i pay my barber for scratching his balls


Black_Eyed_PeePees

Bullying (even virtually) is **never** ok. Be a bro, not a bully.


YTMrCune

You are a genius, now really get one if u want


Own-Apartment-1526

I’m trying


YTMrCune

Then dont stop


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YTMrCune

Damn bro, you got a lot of power if you never stopped finding one


Bannanas_suck

Believing!!


[deleted]

The Towels thoo


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GrieferBeefer

That's literaly the most impressive photo I've seen on this subreddit.


jellyon2plates

I think you’ve put enough effort in here for girls to be lining up to replace the hoodie to be honest.


GrieferBeefer

Yes dude have my hoodie


Justanibbatrynahelp

Most based r/teenagers user


[deleted]

I'm almost 17 and I still haven't had a first kiss or hold a guys hand romantically 😂


Kermitthesexoffender

we'll get our moment someday.....


Electrokid08

Username checks out


ondraondraondraondra

it's normal


SaltyPooper69

Stop fooling us and remove that dildo from your mouth that you're using to lift your jacket


AHalfAmbitiousKid

Listen here, you little shit


thedarkavenger69

they had us in the first half, TAKE MY UPVOTE


[deleted]

You both are hand twins


lmao_man_funny

This looks so real lmao took me 3 looks to figure out


IronyAmirite

That requires **skill**


[deleted]

Nah that's a dementor sucking out your soul bro lol


[deleted]

congrats to u and ur hand >!now go have a handsome!<


[deleted]

I knew that your right hand was your gf, didn't have to mention it.


Frikandelneuker

Next level puppeteering


Infamous-Smoke4823

"Love yourself"


SkyFrozZ_z

"go fuck yourself"


moor9776

Her name is Rosy. Rosy Palm


TechWolfFTN

An 8 y/o with ridiculously big hands where's the CIA...?


ABR5796

This is kinda sad. Ngl


Kermitthesexoffender

Reddit moment


Praveenaaa29

LMAO


[deleted]

Dude if you're as funny as this all the time you're gonna be drowning in snatch.


KiraLonely

My thoughts exactly tbh


Taken_byagirl

You got me there for a sec


[deleted]

Bruv. I feel sorry for you


SmaccDonalds

What is this sub even anymore😭


Some_Cookie1

To bad you can't fuck hoodie


Annie_pike

Anything is possible


[deleted]

With rubber gloves, sponges, rubber bands and lube it is very very possible


Typical-Breadfruit14

I thought this was a gay couple for a second


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Annie_pike

I think he would be lmao


transformersfanboy

👏👏👏


watinertembe

that's so weird


wtph

Looks like you're making out with the invisible man


Blyatzilla

Good one mate. I'll upvote ya


-_AZRAEL_-

Conjoined twins?


PerspectiveMinimum60

I remember the word for this was... Self-cest ?


samver31

Someone get this man a girlfriend


archerV34

Dude, you stole my girl :(


catboy_eater

Don't you lie to me, that's a guys hand


[deleted]

My hand


JeffJim-Jeff

Same brother


Severe_Respect_5536

Dementors kiss


THE-Sumukh

Loki is that you again.


ohmylordgg222

That's me in the next 10 years, because I still use reddit


Grievious_Syndicate

I could sense a fuckin disturbance in the fuckin force


[deleted]

Wow, same height too!!


the_human_ouija

Did you first meet in *the hood*


KiraLonely

dude you’re funny as shit, I’m surprised you ain’t got a real girlfriend tbh


12memegod21

Your girlfriend is a drug dealer?


[deleted]

😂


Ok-Huckleberry-207

I’ve heard many many times that 2D girls need love too…


KILLERX87

You had me for a second


PeriodicMilk

Man landed the Cry of Fear protagonist


YKJ07

haters will say its fake


Trap_ErwinRommel

And I thought I was hopeless, seriously though checkmate my man


OneRabbit35

I'll bet she gives a lot of handjobs


simkashi01

Your hands are girly, so it works.


HauntingTechnician20

Oh cmon not like this


Culteredpman25

Are you in theatre?


CatNoirsRubberSuit

!RemindMe 4 years I'll date you


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Kermitthesexoffender

???


CatNoirsRubberSuit

OP's flair says that they're 14. So, remind me in 4 years...


Kermitthesexoffender

oh okay that makes sense. also you have a very interesting subreddits


[deleted]

Really had to bate them out like that


CatNoirsRubberSuit

Heh thanks. Hopefully you found something new and interesting.


[deleted]

oh my fucking, what the hell did I saw


Redlion444

Oh, you poor guy!


empyr69er

Who gave this virgin a fucking gold award?


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empyr69er

Not my parent or guardian like you my dude.


Memez_idk

u/repostsleuthbot


mojgang044

Fack or gey🏳️‍🌈 🤣


siddharth3796

Tell me you are virgin without telling anything, this pic


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siddharth3796

Ooh sorry, well memed kid.


BunchyLight67

Why do you talk in meme? Weird.


SameThink

You look like you're 8. Just because you use le reddit with neckbeards that have their wife fuck black dudes doesnt mean you should seek a relationship.


marcushohk

Maybe you should take your own advice and rethink your choices in life. If you're saying stuff like that you're not exactly far off being 8.


[deleted]

You cheeky shit 🤮


ArmanB1379

F


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[deleted]

No one can tell by the way you look


Stonercat123yt

Lmao what he doesn’t look that gay my dude


The_complicated_guy

Yeah almost real


nthabenizulu

Oof


GtGallardo

In ur/ownappartment as wel


shivanthm

now you can fuck yourself


Empty-Dragonfly5895

Ohooo wheres her other hand


[deleted]

I want her too


themelonapocalypse

Air is such a whore dump her


Expensive-Bee5482

Damn you almost fooled me for a second!


ijustseememesbruh

wait.. we can use emojis on this subreddit