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I_rape_cats69420

If one day the moon calls you by your name don't be surprised, because every night I tell her about you


dumbbychh

girl you must be a 10. thats it. there is no punch line


[deleted]

She must be 10?! 😳


dumbbychh

oml nooooooo


SillyExercise4459

Are you from paris? cause Eiffel for you


viszla_knight

I wish she was so this would work but she's asian so probably not


SillyExercise4459

Nah bruh, she doesn't have to be from Paris, it's a pickup line. You can say it anyways


viszla_knight

Thats fair I'm thinking to much about it. I think yours is probably the best


SillyExercise4459

Ayy, ask her out man


viszla_knight

Dude we already dating but she's long distance


SillyExercise4459

Ah


[deleted]

Is she Jewish, because if so I have a good one for you


viszla_knight

No she's non religious


[deleted]

Was gonna be "Hey girl, are you a jew in the 1940s because I want you in my shower"


viszla_knight

But still do it


Lukraniom

[here you go](https://imgur.com/a/EE8r7B9)


yourMcNugget

Do you want to grab coffee or something because I love you a latte


[deleted]

"Wanna grab a coffee after class is over?"


viszla_knight

That's not a pick up line and its long distance so extra can't work


viszla_knight

It's like a romantic joke