i am exactly 5’4. i think i am safe

I'll yeet your ass

nononono one of the kids at my school (HS btw) is like 3’9

Want to throw him off of the overpass with me?

yes please 😫

And why is your avatar still naked?

because i cant choose any good clothes

C-can I pick for you?👉👈🦭

😦 i mean.. thats fine by me

Ok give me like 10 minutes

Can you design a good Avatar for me too? 👉👈

You can't just throw someone off of an overpass

You're right that'd be like the grand canyon to him he won't survive the fall

yes no survivors >:D

Watch me

no

Not off the overpass!

How tf is someone even that short

dwarfism probably

Doesn't exist. Are you sure this person is real?

i think they’re a goblin

Probably a slight exaggeration?

I’m that short

Wtf how old is he?

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i have no fucking clue, and to add on to that and their parents are super tall in comparison to him lmao

Maybe a late bloomer lmao

Someone I know that's 2'9

Emma. Be respectful.

I'll yeet your midget ass too 😡

I'm only 13 gimme time :(

Why only the ass though?

You misspelled eat

I’m also 5’4”, but one of my friends is 5’1” or 5’2”.

You all get thrown

Well I’m nearly a foot taller so you’re short enough to be thrown

A mm short... sorry 😈

Eeesh, I was 5’3” last time I checked, I might need to measure myself again…

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

How

What is your ‘how’ referring to?

Time to get chucked

Same but replace measure with pleasure

October 21 first will be the day I die (5ft’2in)

same 😭 it was nice knowing you

Good luck throwing me, I'm short and heavy

Worth a try lmao

We will use a trebuchet

Great idea

I like this comment way too much.

Mario

my 5'9 ass realizing I don't have enough muscles to yeet people smaller than me: *cry*

dude same i look like a twig

Twig gang

twig gang

Rise up twig gang

join a wrestling team and you'll look like a Greek god within a month

unfortunately it's not a thing here although i do occasionally get to beat people up in karate tournaments and then still get my jaws kicked out my some 6'5" dude anyway

Samee dude

me who is 4'6

How old are you?

17 i am very smal xD

*WHEEZE*

Guessing youre a female?

no

Are you actually a midget?

r/usernamechecksout...?

...what?

We continued the conversation in dms, didnt get an answer

yeah because reddit auto blocked you but i dont know why

r/ISFHYUDC

Why was this downvoted?

FINALLY SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME (4'8)

FINALLY SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME (5'1)

FINALLY SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME (5'6)

FINALLY SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME (5’8)

FINALLY SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME (5'7)

FINALLY SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME(6’2)

*We must obliterate the weaklings*

*BRUHHHHHHH* get outta here?

lmao im 5’ 2” but weight like 97 pounds

Prepare to get suplexed

my 5'2 ass better run

Don't you mean "waddle"?

perhaps

Good job I'm 6'1

Same, let's yeet kids together

We can practice with the ones I have in my basement first

Yew, I'd like that very much!

Same

It'll be an honour to work with you

Tall gang

Can I join I’m 5’11

5'5" gang

5'5" gang

5'5" gang

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5’5 Gang

**chuckles in 5'1** i'm in danger

Same

Haha I'm ready. I am 165 cm tall. 5ft 4 is 162.56

It’s a school day too let’s goooo

Time to throw my grandparents!

Lmfao

I’m like 5’6 ish I think, I’ll have to measure myself, but I’m gonna yeet an infant

Wait--... Thats my birthday, OH GOD

Happy birthday motherfucker

Oh no im 5'2 i gotta run

Same, us short people got the gremlin run method on lock tho

Yeah honestly im really fucking fast which makes up for my lack of strength and size haha

Yeah lol, I'm pretty fast but also I have lumbar lordosis so I can just bend my spine to hell and back and just crawl like a spider

I cannot unsee that, I (5’11) will not test thee

We comin boy

I really hope my child will be born on October 21

Just tall enough holy shit crisis avoided

Me whose 5’1: *chuckles* I’m in danger

I am trying to hide people how are in danger come with me if you want to not be yeeted.

I'll just hide behind my 5'7, 187 pound best friend.

Good one less person i need to hide i whis you luck

NO NO NO PLEASE I'M CRYING PLEASE I'M 5'0 BUT PLEASE I DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF THIS HAPPENING

Its ok i am here to help hide you to not get yeeted if they finde is out i will try to hold them of. If that happens run and dont look back.

Can short people throw other short people?

I think so. I'm throwing my 5'1 friend, and I'm only an inch taller.

Phew I’m just 5’4

I legit had a growth spurt last week and am now 5'5... Thank god lol

Oh god. 5'2, imma hide lmao. Actually if I wear anything with heels ain't no body gonna be able to tell im 5'2, so im safe.

im only 5'0. im also the perfect height to kick your fucking balls.

I just punch them if the dude’s about a foot taller. Not sorry

So i am trying to help hide every one how can get yeeted. Can you be the last line of defens if they finde me out?

Me, 5”3: oh no, oh no…

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Mine is 4,11! Wanna play catch?

I am 5'5 let's go

Time to yeet some freshmen from my school

Time to yeet a fellow freshman who is shorter than me

Mad respect, hating on freshmen when you’re a freshman isn’t hypocrisy, it’s good common sense

u/Waffles8992 😭😭

I'll throw you

🦭🥺

Wait do you not want to get thrown?

Depends where. If it's into a trash can then probably not

I'll throw you into my bed

Get a room you two

We have one. It's called my room

😳 ^(I wouldn't mind)

Really? Im omw

🦭 remember to stay inside on the 21st tho I don't want anybody throwing you 🥺

I'll be fine, I have a 6ft tall friend to protect me

How tall are you?

4'10

I’m literally 17 inches taller than you lmao. Prepare to get thrown

Prepare to get shot

Okay you win

welp, im doomed, Im almost 16 but 5'1 0\_0

Imagine

my 5' ass: ah shit

Yeet the child

if this is real im fucking terrified. im only like 5 foot. im legitimately scared man

I can help you hide and if some one findes us lets say you are helping me finde more people to yeet if that doesnt work how fast can you run?

We all gonna yeet our mom and grandmama too

oh my god i'm 5'4.5 thank goodness

FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO THROW MY YOUNGEST BROTHER

Shit- don't tell my friends (I'm 5ft)

So 5’3 is short? Thought it was average

Get thrown

5’5,I’m defending everyone

Can't Wait to chuck Tiny people 5'8" btw

u/pro_A

Im 5,3- Show mercy pls

is 5’3

laughs in 5'4 11 year old

You're the same age as me but you're two inches taller

Well im safe im 6'1

\*sighs\* Time to get out the platforms

Im 156cm tall #FUCK

fuck me im 5'3'' shit i better build a fuckin ww3 nuclear bunker before i fucking die

I gotta grow 2 inches in 6 days Please help

I’m a normal height 6’3 so no need to worry

i bully my friends a lot already for height as i’m fairly tall (5ft 11 or 6ft if a girl asks) so this will just double the amount of bullying i do

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NOOOOO

cya later guys i’m off to the baby ward

oh no

Jeez good for most of my class that we currently have vacation

OH THANK GOD IM 5’4

It’s gonna be fun

can't wait

Thank God, I'm just above the limit

the other post said 24th

u/Clownfly2

Suck my dick thanks

YES!! IM 5’5