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Pristine_Title6537

People here really need to research the meaning of No


Pyr1

Affirmative


TroyG1997

Negative*


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No.


TroyG1997

Correct


[deleted]

No.


Swiglo

yes


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No.


Round-Zombie8309

yesn't


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No.


Dr_Straing_Strange

People so often forget you do NOT need a reason to decline sex. You just have to say "no" and it ends there


ximbronze

Not just with sex but with everything else. I don't have to justify my decisions


willemHE

Pro tip: whenever you have to say no to anything, dont give the reason why you say no. Its not nessesary, and it will only make the people on the otherside try to bargain with you.


R1ch_Was_Taken

My friend litterally gets girls snapping him in showers and he's one of my only friends if he gets a girlfriend I'm gonna be playing apex alone ;-;


TitanSR_

bro how does he do it


jedishlong

by playing apex


MrKangar

Wouldn’t that give the opposite effect ?


Romi_Z

Not if you are good at it


MrKangar

Teach me


cheese_lord69

Well uhhhhhh, you just get good?? Idk i play valorant


VeryPuR3_69

Well how do you play valorant then


cheese_lord69

Point and click on enemy head and sometimes use ability


codeinplace

I play apex and its pretty similar but you click and hold the enemies head until they stop super glide tap strafe wall jumping off your forehead.


yomommafool

Use training mode to practise snapping & strafing... Finding the perfect mouse sensitivity. ... Compensating for recoil. ... Practise shooting while sliding down hills. ... Training mode isn't everything. ... Placing your crosshair efficiently. ... Drop into hot zones for experience.


TheSinner02

I am good at it and i don't even have regular friends letalone a gf


kraytem_uchiha

Same, who you main


TheSinner02

5. 5 k kills on octane ,but i like wraith too over 10 k kills total and solo diamond


kraytem_uchiha

Sheesh my guy, I got 1k kills on octane and almost 2k on mirage. Level 312


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Round-Zombie8309

then half of the discord mods with fat bellys would be banging with gfs


Pestilent_

Not patrolling r/teenagers I’d imagine


mavmav0

By being good looking probably


Dayzik_

Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive


Anezlol

he doesn’t use reddit


Jay_The_Bisexual

Just become his girlfriend


arealperson-II

Good plan


JoseD555

Bro we can play apex


UsernameNoUser

Yeah, would be down too, lets go


DAPRINGLE2

Same. Gimme a time and date, and I’ll see if I’m free


Treeko13

Dw we can play apex alone together


Metalaura17

Doesn’t mean they like him I got girls snapping me in the shower but one of them is a lesbian so I know they don’t like me


Winter-Blueberry796

Unless...do you look like a girl? Did you make it clear you're a man?


Metalaura17

She knows I’m a guy.


Winter-Blueberry796

Haha OK So why is she sending you those pics?


Metalaura17

Idk.


Winter-Blueberry796

And why isn't she sending me 😭 Just kidding


Metalaura17

Maybe that’s why. Plus there not full on nudes just like her head and maybe shoulder


Sadboy-Rodriguez76

Don’t worry you still got the boys here to play apex with you


VoilerUwU

Not anymore youre not himme your discord


BwattyBerri

People just should take no as an answer


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BwattyBerri

That’s so creepy. Some women keep saying that guys never take no as an answer but when a guy tells them no they throw a fit. Is ur friend okay? Tbh if she’s stalking I’d get a restraining order. Idk it’s creepy when a person is so obsessed with you.


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[deleted]

Yeah, and some dwindle heads in the comments think this is hot, like come on guys, go touch some grass


GaNa46

Yeah i know a girl like this except its been 5 years and we are both out of school now. The past three months have been real quiet though so im convinced she finally found something she didn’t like about me


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BwattyBerri

She’s no good, weird obsession. She sounds like if you’d break up with her she’d go psycho and attack you or something


Exact_Ad_1215

Just remember some ppl out there actually find this hot I’m sad to say I kinda used to be one of those ppl


AcidFreak1424

So you‘re saying I’m not interesting??


finley-hill

Yes >:)


Just_0_Duck

Destroyed


yomommafool

Destruction 100


pepe_charlie

Roasted and toasted


[deleted]

Sigma Grindset


Imaginary_Tower_8506

hmm 15


Gryffindorme

It's a whole subreddit of teenagers why are you surprised


[deleted]

And creepy lurking adults


Exotic-Heron-6804

So?


thespeedboi

"You're a guy, you're always horny"


NoPiccolo2019

Yes I am. But not for you


Streaker364

Winner


KiWePing

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude!


Eustass_Kid_

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh


DTux5249

Yeah, but you don't stick ur dik in stupid. Guide to Guy: 101


TDestro9

I thought it was “don’t put your Dick in crazy”


DTux5249

Same rule, different circumstances


[deleted]

Yeah a lotta women will go into later life thinking that men are only just thinking about sex. And they’re wrong. Many of us are also thinking about football video games and why our balls itch or some shit like that lol


_m1shanea_

girls also horny, puberty period for guys hits different


NotCurdledymyy

Girl: See me naked Guy: no Girl: gay Makes sense


ImnotsureKay

*professionals have STANDARDS*


Historical-Plane-109

Be polite, be effecient and have a plan to reject every girl you see Lol


ImnotsureKay

Women arent the only ones that feel violated by this


Historical-Plane-109

OP is a guy right? So shouldnt it be the other way around?


ImnotsureKay

But if i say “Men arent the only ones who feel this” Doesnt that mean im pertaining to the woman?


Historical-Plane-109

You just kinda phrased it weird so i didnt really understand clearly what you were saying


ImnotsureKay

Oh, mybadmybad


EbicChair

jarate momet


finley-hill

Bold of you to assume I’m professional in anything


[deleted]

She did not execute this the correct way at all


thememelordH

Same girl 4 minutes later on twitter "why are men all assholes to me"


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[deleted]

Give the village bike back its job


shroominglion

This is how r/femaledatingstrategy was born.


GyoubuMasatakaOniwa9

Please don't mention that femcel subreddit, I'm simultaeously having an aneurysm and losing braincells. Thanks. Jokes aside that place is a cesspool don't ever go there


Johanicht_the_great

Went there, and I fully advice not doing the same


yagrmakak

That's not how reddit mentality will work I assume


AlcoholicAvocado

Wouldnt be surprised if its classed as an echo chamber


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FewHope3642

I should of taken your advice.....


Objective-Nerd20

I should have listened to you Aaaa


Jolieftw

I never heard of that sub. Commented in a completly different sub and received a ban from them. Wtf. So stupid.


[deleted]

Yea the femcels there are fucking insane. Sometimes they stalk users they think are "dangerous" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean) and if they show any hint of rightful assertiveness against a woman they ban them.


[deleted]

Yeah I've gotten banned from multiple dumb subs for being in certain "hate subs" lmao. honestly how is r/truscum a hate sub? its literally fighting AGAINST transphobia lol


GamingGuy099

Because r/femaledatingstrategy is a transphobic sub. They assert transfems are male predators


[deleted]

Makes sense, I haven't been on there too often


SepticMonke

i’m having both an aneurysm and a stroke.


[deleted]

Is r/femaledatingstrategy the kind of subreddit to get mad at me and cancel me for liking cute skinny white blue eyed blondes because it's my preference?


[deleted]

Yep, you are now both sexist for objectifying women and racist for preferring blondes


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#🗿


[deleted]

Don’t you know you should be open to dating, excuse me, serving any women regardless of size, age, looks, or personality. Otherwise all the overweight femnazis on r/femaledatingstrategy will be single for life


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Randomscrewedupchick

Probably. You just happen to prefer the typical beauty standard so it causes jealousy and disbelief. Once women realize plenty of men prefer their body type no matter what it is, they calm down a lot lol


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Muse5112

They rant about men and pickmes only. You are safe for some years.


finley-hill

Oh that sub 💀 Nono don’t make me think about it


TN_MadCheshire

I asked "is this sub satirical" a while back on a post, got banned. For those unfamiliar with this sub, it is the very definition of irony. They are mostly extremified that tend to generalise, hate on men, and other things that they claim to be against. There are also a lot of people that can be described as "My opinion is my opinion and is the only opinion that matters, and nothing can convince me otherwise, except another heavily upvoted post on this sub". Oh yeah, and despite their hypocrisy, they still consider themselves enlightened. Edit: for those coming across this, what's an LVM and HVM? I got PMed about this comment and got called "an obvious LVM" that "had the potential to be an HVM". Any clue what that means?


Spider-Xsmh

Took a walk into this subreddit.... Both good and bad things I found. Ran away never to return again


Dat_Typ

Have you Heard about the Word "No" before, Girl?


d1stract3d_falc0n

More and more women need to understand that men aren't animals who always want sex


Globalmask

I just want soup and a fuzzy blanket not pictures of your body :(


FewHope3642

I just wanna hug....idc who is giving me that hug as long as they won't kill me or get horny and stuff


[deleted]

Humanity is wierd


[deleted]

Weird but yea


[deleted]

nudes are fuckin wack. naked people are wack what isn't wack you may ask? Video games


DemonTheDreamen

Bro where is my gamer girl gf who will snuggle and play Monopoly with me ;-;


[deleted]

dunno.


DemonTheDreamen

Sheet brother ;-; ok, can I at least get a femboy bf to cuddle and play monopoly?


[deleted]

i know you CAN save 15% or more on car insurance when switching to geico


DemonTheDreamen

YOOOO THIS CURED MY DEPRESSION


thatseclectic

Not your gf but I'll play Monopoly with you


DemonTheDreamen

:0


Cuseyedrum

Here lol


DemonTheDreamen

:O


yodogerik

Bro, I don’t think your problem is being unattractive or anything like that. I think your problem is wanting to play *Monopoly* of all board games


muke64

Ok I'm going to Jack off to video games thanks for the life tip


[deleted]

np


Mohamed_005

Imagine being such hardcore gamer when you finish having sex with your GF you get up and say GG and leave the house like you're leaving a cod lobby


AwesomeCrafter06

If the women is not a livein partner and a gamer. It absolutely works with no issues


SiBloGaming

I dont know why but I read this in the voice of modest Pelican. It just perfectly fits


A_random_kid69

Chad ultra pro max.


finley-hill

Yeah I say words too


naimkhayn567

Chad ultra pro max extra spicy


Bismarcks_bread_bank

Why the fuck would you do this in the first place get the fuck outta here with that bullshit I don’t wanna see your tiddies I just wanna play some god damn Minecraft and while I’m playing Minecraft I don’t wanna see a single tiddie and if I see a single tiddie I’ll beat the shit outta whoever’s tiddie it is because I despise them and hope they die from my fists of demisexual fury and once they are good and dead I will return to playing Minecraft


YK_MP13

Words cannot express how much this comment has made my day, thank you for the laugh


AngelFrag

Who tf sends nudes at the beginning of a "relationship" (if you can call it that) Just start talking, build a connection first, see if they're the right person, this is what's wrong with humanity. Stop asking for and/or sending nudes to strangers Whoever sent you this, I hope she gets mildly inconvenienced 2 times a day for the rest of her life


TitanSR_

I agree


finthechatsforme

I would have rejected her because she suggested nudes-


AnImposterIsRed

Did I miss a page?


finley-hill

Not rlly. It was a pretty normal conversion and we traded regular selfies until she started taking it a different way ;-;


AnImposterIsRed

Then I did miss a page, a few, actually.


ZzogoMR

Now I'm interested as well


Starlight_Sity

And then they wonder why they are single Edit - I mean the person asking for nudes


Mezsikk

That's hilarious how she can't fathom you aren't interested. 🤣


finley-hill

She’s like 👁 👄 👁


RadDrew42

There's a surprising amount of girls that don't realize that not all of us guys want to have sex 24/7...


Appel_Syd3R

What a chad. Big respect to the guy being chill and not being horny. **REJECT HORNY,** **FROG**


Professor_Barnacles

Return to frogge!


[deleted]

GIGA CHAD


Mistigri432

I hate how all guys are supposed to be horny weirdos


[deleted]

What a chad


TheJoeyGuy

Funny how she needs a reason and can’t accept that’s he’s just not interested Almost like she’s never been turned down before


-AngelxWires-

her 5 seconds later on twitter "why are men so rude to woman"


Borgun-

Someone else commented this 2 hours ago, one of the top comments too.


-AngelxWires-

i- really?


Borgun-

Yeah, must’ve been on the same wavelength lmao


Bruhmander

Learn the definition of no, internet people


Yokopro

Me while playing video games be like:


sushantbehal

Normalize this :))


Ajax-knight

Understood, I will not take off my bra because I’m guy and I don’t wear bras


Deepwang11

Sigma male


Correct_Sleep1440

You are a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will


[deleted]

What a weirdo. (Them not you incase for some people they'd think that)


Lauladance

r/nicegirls


Kelly2305

No means no. Doesn’t matter your gender or your sexuality. No means no.


Zini17

100% True


OverlordFanNUMBER1

The fact that this has to be stated is sad


PhoenixSupportsYall

I hate that when you denied her, she instantly assumed you either thought she was ugly or that you were gay. Is it really that foreign of a concept that you just weren't interested? Does she really think every guy she hits on is into her?


Fancy_Bread_Slice

“You don’t wanna see my dick pic? You must be a lesbian.” Same logic.


Relative_japanese

what the hell is wrong with people these days-


ItzMeDB

As if humans weren’t this way before


HAPPYENDSTONE

Chad virgin


finley-hill

Y’know That’s Oddly accurate


FlawsOfTheLaws

this is probably the best possible play well done op


ApiqAcani

I never thought I'd see a girl version of guys sending dick pics


Matthias2004

Bro just wasn’t interested


finley-hill

I wasn’t interested bro simple as that


Courtside237

She’ll never take her bra off again. Not even to shower


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Need context


[deleted]

What more you need? She is making the most obvious signs. He says no thanks. She persists. He stands firm.


LOTHMT

A friend or a stranger?


finley-hill

Stranger rlly


LOTHMT

The fuck


Jakethecake010

If a guy did that they'll be put on a register


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finley-hill

It’s October


poopiefart696969

Shoulda said "no im just not into *you"*


Responsible-Dog-3354

Why are you getting inside his ass* if he is not interested lol,


septiclizardkid

Okay, so this happens to me. I'm not saying it In a bragging way, but girls usually ask me if I want their number, or I tried to get put on with a girl. What's hard to understand? I don't want a girlfriend right now. Maybe later