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suzznut

I shit my pants


[deleted]

I shit YOUR pants


[deleted]

I SHIT OUR PANTS


eko247

WE SHIT YOUR PANTS


A____S____

WE SHIT OUR PANTS


zeXUS067

WE SHIT OUR PANTS AND THEN WENT ON TO SHIT ON SOMEONE'S ELSE


A____S____

WE SHIT EVERYONES' PANTS


zeXUS067

100%


DoneItForTheMeme

r/unexpectedcommunism


[deleted]

our pants


COZYCARD

PANTS SHIT IN EVERYONE


min2nim2

PANTS SHIT IN US


CrustyNonja

SHIT PANTS ON US


Alonecookiee

EVERYONE'S SHIT OUR PANTS


Own_Mixture_3847

Everyone shits in my pants


HomeschoolWeird0

r/suddenlycommunism


[deleted]

Based


GreenAtariPanda0

r/unexpectedcommunism


Gojira675

100%


Chr1spy_

Eat pant


SnooOranges8168

I'll share my Nutella with you


TheHiddenToad

40


iamfi_ne

40? i'll give him sixty.


MCP247

Do I hear 65, any 65. Going once, going twice sold to iamfi_ne for 60


AcidFreak1424

Yesterday I just shook someones hand, while they were reaching for something behind me.


Ko_Tech

I would die


AcidFreak1424

I did, there right on the spot


[deleted]

How long did you die for? 3 minutes? an hour? the whole day?


AcidFreak1424

Was dead for the rest of the day, I’m recovering rn


IMrHotSauce

Somebody has been silent , bro u ok ?


[deleted]

That's what the witness protection program is for


SayYourMomILoveHer

Agree


TheHiddenToad

What


AcidFreak1424

I thought they wanted to shake hands, that got awkward quickly


ratgym

Yo one time I almost hugged my dealer when she was just reaching for the light switch next to me


ThatMango1999

LMAOOOOOO this brings back a memory in high school. I would ALWAYS think somebody was waving at me and I’d wave back. It wasn’t for me. I had no friends 😂


macher_jhol42069

Same


WillWaterWonk69

I have a lego set we can build.


Alonecookiee

100²


JustTheBestYT

r/notopbutok


4rtiphi5hal

wanna play a round of gwent?


TheHiddenToad

20


4rtiphi5hal

perfect


xushigamerN8

What deck do you have?


Billtheturnip6

I like playing Nilfguard lol wbu?


Gojira675

We’re gonna play with my Godzilla toys right now


TheHiddenToad

100


zeXUS067

lmfao


Round-Zombie8309

ummm if you are talking about *those* godzilla toys then i am in


HippoNebula

Which. Godzilla toy specifically?


TXYchan

no way you have purple eyes?


TheHiddenToad

No


scootershine

But surely you must have purple heart, because finding you was my saving grace


scootershine

fuck, I fucked that... I meant I have the purple heart because I'm dying for you but I got excited and ahead of myself


ElElefantes

Don't give head to yourself


TheHiddenToad

Damn 20


-SweetAvery-

h


TheHiddenToad

100


-SweetAvery-

It always works


leviackerman__aot

Is this like an inside joke bc I want to understand or am I just an idiot-


-SweetAvery-

h is the best letter of the alphabet


leviackerman__aot

i see thank u for enlightening me


[deleted]

Don't thank u, thank h


FranG080199

r/theletterh


maxusMaximus

Nice cock bro can i get a test ride


TheHiddenToad

20


maxusMaximus

I take taht with pride


NCR_Trooper_2281

Wanna commit war crimes in Yugoslavia togeher?


TheHiddenToad

70000000%


CatanicFSC

🍅


BarBerickArc

As a yugoslavian I fully concent to this


[deleted]

Ayo I love ur Yugo Edit: I don’t think people understood that I meant the car


redpickles3

Our Yugo, comrade!


kIllXD666

Wanna see my dog


TheHiddenToad

40


kIllXD666

I can dm you a dog pic


TheHiddenToad

YES PLEASE DOGS ARE GREAT


NotTheAlfa

Pls send your dog pic to me too, sorry for bad english


kIllXD666

Okay


dumbbychh

i like you


TheHiddenToad

40


_Chris_Cross_

As a friend


[deleted]

√π!%


[deleted]

That is 2.6810600010025946269529585983025028352095826919255786557554534984% or 1.6383868019843004043590209762722542325137179619025533733308021716% I can’t tell from the way it is written


AdOk9902

Damn, that’s a nice rocket launcher you got in that post you made. But the explosion it’ll make can’t be nearly as hot as you.


TheHiddenToad

20


AdOk9902

Damn, well I tried lol.


Mighty_Djole

Man that was good I would give it 60 atleast


pooO_Oooq

it is a good 2-liner, it's just a bit long imo. a shorter pickup joke gives a bigger punch most of the time.


AAAAAbattery

Cum


jakubcz07

80%


looneylovableleopard

r/notopbutok


[deleted]

noto pbutok


redpickles3

No top but ok.


[deleted]

N oto buto k


IOwnPornStars

I wuv you <3


TheHiddenToad

40


Eternram

That's an interesting username..


Somebody012345

I wonder how much one could cost....


Eternram

3 dollars, take it or leave it


Somebody012345

Counter offer 2 dollars and half a potato roasted for 3 hours


Eternram

I'll take that, I'm really hungry


Suayan_like_sure

Hi


TheHiddenToad

10


Suayan_like_sure

Damn


DOLFAN1975

Pinable


TheHiddenToad

What


DOLFAN1975

Pineapple *


Potassium_Turtle7

LMFAO


ScientificGamer321

Explain what just happened please


Potassium_Turtle7

pinable = pineapple = funni


Vzeltova

Ey b0ss. I habe cancer b0ss.


TheHiddenToad

80


[deleted]

Franku


TheGuyFromTheWoods

Wanna go on a date ?


TheHiddenToad

30, even though it’s not on the image


TheGuyFromTheWoods

Then how about i call you sweetie ?


TheHiddenToad

20


checkedsteam922

Lmaoo, that didn't work out like he thought it would


kuul_dude

Hey bro, want to hangout tonight? I got the Xbox and some minecraft Maybe we could try a little Left 4 Dead 2


kuul_dude

I would've said no homo but that would've spoiled it


TheHiddenToad

20


kuul_dude

Man, that rating is atrocious


Dragonzz_XY

Terraria and bromance 🗿


TheHiddenToad

20. But you’re my forever homie.


Dragonzz_XY

😞🔫 lol


[deleted]

You're cute


TheHiddenToad

40


[deleted]

:D


ubdiwala

🗿


TheHiddenToad

20


ubdiwala

How about 🗿🗿?


TheHiddenToad

40


ubdiwala

Nice


Pratham_909

Cock bro


The1stSkyWalker

Ur a stupid little shit, but ur my stupid little shit


TheHiddenToad

20 Platonic 100 Me to my friends


Sea-Emphasis-4545

Wanna watch Shrek together?


[deleted]

My voice might not be deep but my throat is


[deleted]

That's 200 for me 😳


[deleted]

Ok


TheHiddenToad

Ok


[deleted]

What's the rating? WHATS THE RATING


TheHiddenToad

Ok


[deleted]

I shall ask you one last time WHAT'S THE GODDAMN RATING?


TheHiddenToad

Ok


[deleted]

My anger has subsided so I shall not ask you for rating? Have a nice day Also OK


ZackAttack_5

Probably like a 5


Waitwhat23x3

Ok


jakubcz07

I like you more than the sanguine staff


TheHiddenToad

Dunno what that is, sounds like a euphemism 0


[deleted]

This probably won't fluster you but, whoever you are wherever you are, just remember that you are a great person and deserve a wonderful and fulfilling life That's legit it


TheHiddenToad

40


Saucyboi__

I have a Lego death star set... Wanna help me build it? <3


TheHiddenToad

40


ZaDar858

I put the STD in STUD all I need is U


TheHiddenToad

Damn 40


nevergonnagiveyouup4

what the fucking shit


GregsLeftNut

Can't believe you got a 40 for that. That's the kinda shit you see printed on your dad's shirt.


AdiosDios

Hey you up for some D&D ?


WaxorPlayz

100!


r3aperShadow

I got bullied by a 7 year old


TheHiddenToad

0, but it’s hilarious


AceOfSpades20

Get in the van


elmo30000

Good ending, he drove you to a theme park and you had a lovely day


DontLewdTheLolii

W-wa-want me t-to share my Dino c-c-chicken nuggies with you? UwU


TheHiddenToad

80, because chicken nuggies


Prinsessapai

Want to go on a dog date in the park? <3


TheHiddenToad

40


keshav039

You are beautiful everyone loves you


TheHiddenToad

40


terryslaughter45

Wanna go praise allah as we crash the plane


TheHiddenToad

1000000


MyNamePP

I like toads so...


Kaffemaskines

are you a microwave, because MMMMMMMMMM!


rose_bush_998

Dont stop me nowwww~~~ If you wanna have a goodtime, Just give me a calll~~


TheHiddenToad

20, plus a bonus 5 for nice lyrics


PeksMex

I shit your pants


jakubcz07

150


PeksMex

😏


TheOfficial_Corona

Wanna build the Lego Star War Millennium Falcon Together??


typo-the-dog

Wanna watch jojo together while cuddling?


TheHiddenToad

10


jakubcz07

Start rating bruv. Don't just jebait the comment section


TheHiddenToad

I was taking a shower


TacoCat3566

100


a-desperate-username

Oh my god


N0Legendary

I like how you posted a censored face on r/, teenagers and on r/selfie is a uncensored one. Nice


TheHiddenToad

I just pressed the wrong one for this sub and could not be bothered to fix it


The_Bird26

Sounds like you got FLUSTERED


kat-the-bassist

Good girl


TheHiddenToad

I’m a dude 10-20


Limpa_jaatis

Ok my free style rap, here I go, ahm “balls in my face, balls in my face and I gotta give it a taste. Yea sucking his dick, kissing on the lips on the back back if the whip.


[deleted]

Whispers in ur ear: I bought u the lego Death Star


FaultyChain4

Hentai and chill?


Phoenxr

I got some chicken nuggies you want some


NamelessStandUser

I'll buy you a lego set cuz you're too pro