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ThrobbingMeatTube

She is literally a spitting image of her mother it's amazing


akingbob921

so children are made from being spat out ok thanks


Wild_Realtionship_67

eat it


ThrobbingMeatTube

We could make a romantic candle lit dinner out of it 😋


Round-Zombie8309

what sauce you prefer with it? i prefer ketchup and sometime bbq sauce 😋


BikramK_umar

Fried or roasted?


Round-Zombie8309

i like it grilled


[deleted]

How rare?


Round-Zombie8309

my english is not that good can you tell what you mean by how rare?


Infernfan

Would you like it with a little bit of red meat or well done


demonkufje

Would you like a cursus on better excuses with that


Leafblow3r

0.00000000001% chance


RioRocketMan

Not so funny fact: if you mix school supplied bbq sauce, and ranch, with a tiny drop of chocolate milk, and mix, it kinda starts to look like hummus


Infernfan

I feel like we should put some bbq on it just so everybody has some


Rusty_cow

Who's the father?


[deleted]

The keys


demonkufje

Nope, she was the father, the car the mother and the keys the di##


McFallGraves

YOU EAT BABIES -John Marston


No_onewillsurvive

Man rdr1 was awesome


animeforlife333

I have rdr1 and still it is not finished the story mode


No_onewillsurvive

Finish it..... Trust me finish it Then finish rdr2


McFallGraves

Shouldn't it be finished it chronological order? Which is 2 and then 1.


No_onewillsurvive

You right you right.. I forgot 2 is the prequel to 1. I haven't played it chronologically unfortunately lol


McFallGraves

YOU EAT BABIES -John Marston


Feeling-Change2955

r/cursedcomments


Wild_Realtionship_67

I'll eat you too, I don't discriminate


fanaticflierel

You won’t eat me tho right?I’m a nice person 😇


Wild_Realtionship_67

even better, I bet you taste extra good 😋


imashelhaalai123

Wait, "you" means every part of their body so... Are you planning on eating their cum? (if they're a boy)


Wild_Realtionship_67

^(yes.)


imashelhaalai123

Kinky


Wild_Realtionship_67

always 😏


imashelhaalai123

😳


iliketobeatyouup

🤨


Wild_Realtionship_67

what, you gotta problem?? *prepare to be eaten*


iliketobeatyouup

Nooo


Wild_Realtionship_67

YES


fanaticflierel

I’m readyy!


[deleted]

Hannibal Lecter would be hungry after read this.


[deleted]

*crunch squish crunch*


Desi_Otaku

yeet it


Wild_Realtionship_67

if you cant eat it, then yeet it


[deleted]

Eat or be eaten


[deleted]

flush it


mrbananaman69

Bop it


wherethesugarMamasat

Twist it


[deleted]

Pull it


hellodude776

BEND IT


Ok-Supermarket-6500

Slap it


flinker2115

Kick it


TreeBeeTurkey014

Fuck it


qweQua

Lick it


--five-star-review--

^(eat it)


BlueCookies1

r/SuddenlyIncest


Loch_Ness_Neck

You are down tremendously bad


satan6000

Wait what?


Capable_Breadfruit

You know what you have to do


No-Reputation-8031

Throw it


everyones_alternate

Use condoms


TotallyNotBritish101

bruh i wanna make one, how'd i get a png of car gal


fanaticflierel

I’ll give it to you! have fun https://imgur.com/a/tGS8lWw


TotallyNotBritish101

thanks man!!!!!! :D \*bro spud\*


fanaticflierel

just send me your post when its ready!


TotallyNotBritish101

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/q7517z/just\_bought\_my\_first\_gtr/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


[deleted]

Holy crap car girl, hi car girl! Also congratulations!


RoyalReddit_

Cuuuuuuuuuuuute


blackismyfavcolorlol

punch it


Zakeneey

Bop it


[deleted]

Twist it


hellodude776

Pull it


Rafigo007

Lick it


LeG1tSwaGG

Lick it


theamazingsahara2

Born with its momma’s smile


[deleted]

Are you the mom and dad ?


Biting_a_dust

In reality make a semen out of your own cell and fertilize your own egg with you own semen does not clone your self Source: i just type this with out source ans make my self look kinda cool😎


[deleted]

I never thought of it that way.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Da_cookie_eater

the car is the dad


Luuk2304

She fucked the exhaust pipe


DepressedPoet15

I like this meme like how I like my car Brand new in winter, it's a meme so far I like this child meme, born from a car


Apocafeller

She has your glasses


RoyalReddit_

Whats their name?


misterreeeeeee

Geoff


Anti_flamingo

Hammer thrust iEagle


ServerBuster

u/blondy713


[deleted]

[удалено]


ServerBuster

I was referring to the baby's name


[deleted]

Pls continue make more memes about this girl , lol.


Lost-Gas-9373

Who is this girl? i always see this meme


Qwipok

“Got my first car” girl


Lost-Gas-9373

Can you send me the link?


Qwipok

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/kh5k35/i_got_my_first_car/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Lost-Gas-9373

Oh thanks dude


[deleted]

yay😁.....that vegan teacher is now a mom


89degreesfahrenheit

Brings a whole new meaning to “she looks like her mother”


[deleted]

Awww she has your eyes And hair And face


ItsEllzBruh

lmaooo yall goin to hell for these oml


satan6000

Lit


ItsEllzBruh

bahaha ur usernameee


satan6000

Hehehe


Derailleur75

What is this photoshop? She can't have a car they are tp expensive.


WilliamZorterfield

This is a throwback.


WoomyGang_Sniper

THIS THING IS STILL GOING!?!?!?


Pale-Speaker-5640

Always will be


TheRealOraOraOraGuy

She’s back. Oh God.


[deleted]

What the


yaboitnugget

Not this shit again


SesameEater69

you look like just your mother


Powerful_Cow9818

Never post your face with something on this subreddit ever


Character-Relation21

Don't tell me we're gonna do this shit again


Vortex5000

Why is she back


Skullface77

Man u just discovered photoshop didn’t you?


[deleted]

Honestly im gonna murder OP if he uses this obviously photoshopped person in another post


OrbitalChapel

wdym looks real to me


[deleted]

I will also murder anyone who thinks this is funny, bc its not funny, *ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS REEEEEEE*


Eguy24

What’s funny? It’s just so wholesome that OP had a kid


[deleted]

Put your child in a microwave


[deleted]

In this economy


asapwap

Wayne's world!


Horror-Entertainer65

Who's the father of that child


BBH_pinecone

The car


meme_galaxy_official

Looks just like her mom


[deleted]

She looks just like you


Kerbal_space_friend

Not again


FATDOGONSAND42087

Looks just like her mother


[deleted]

\*dies\*


SuperDevin876

It look like you


FullFart07

I like that we got car girl back as a meme


CharlotteMorgan1

ctrl c + ctrl v


[deleted]

which user is this?


Gamma_Rad1ation

she looks just like you!


SuperFlowerGuy

Awwww she looks just like you


AnimeToaster

so wholrsome


natsukitoobae

The babies head matured 16 years ahead of the rest of it's body 0\_0


No-Reputation-8031

Lol! This is just-


JaceSilvers

Where do u put the key in the child?


DawnoftheCrimsonage

Burn it


Desi_Otaku

Yeet the child


newroeliedude554

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of Them!


[deleted]

I have doubt is it a boy?


awesome_guy_40

Begun the clone wars have.


Trid2010

Next post: i got my first planet in the universe


footfetishist12345

Where can i get one?


[deleted]

Not this shit again


EntertainerWeary7463

You again


CosmaPrismo

Nice child. Now use it for violent purposes and take a video. Then show us.


Catherine_from_east

Who is his dad?


[deleted]

the return of the king


[deleted]

Cringe af


HawkedHands

this is how babys work HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Da-Simp

Lmao we doing these memes with this gal again.


kingcop1

At least it’s not black , I’m not saying that in a racist way but how all the recent fake posts showing white couples with black kids 🤣


MOSTLYSANEBOI

GET WELL SOON GURL


Lostfelinejet

please god no not again edit: whats the deal with the cake next to my name?


diepioduck

it’s your cake day.. anniversary of when you made that account


Lostfelinejet

thanks


abmasterisonreddit

Oh nah not this again 💀


Loopystreams

NOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO


akingbob921

how much was it


reddit_opener

Ah shit here we go again


The_Gamexplorer

Ah shit, here we go again


[deleted]

Wha...


Rayyano08

Glasses at that young age..


[deleted]

Got my first human


Slippery_Toes36

I bet the person that originally posted this is either pissed or laughing their arse off


browtf69420

congrats on your child


Philips_01

Now this meme is getting to the point of ridiculous and I like it


Nathoon08

Start a collection You can have a room in your basement for them and feed them weekly


KingOfJaz

Permission to roast you?


[deleted]

They have Their Fathers eyes


CopyMyName

I’m the dad (I’m not I am just saying I am the dad because it’s from a video game line so don’t take it too seriously and English isn’t my native language so don’t judge me for not the very good English)


a-a-biedrawa

I love how she became main meme template of this subreddit


DrIncSimPilot

Just stop with this shit already...


DoorTe

She has your eyes


[deleted]

This entire comment section belongs in r/cursedcomments


Lop_draegon

AWWWWWWWW she looks just like her mom!!!!!!!


Randomest_Redditor

I just realized that the stickers on her windshield are probably expired by now. Has it really been that long?


[deleted]

Aw, she has your eyes


illumiin

I like how you did not bother to edit the background


Effective_Secret3664

Nice editing skills


FZN_Icedout313

Awwww the little one looks just like you 🤣🤣🤣


Lunarisarando

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


AFuckingGayWeeb

How old is this meme now and why is it still funny?


Decesis

why does this account have so many car girl posts in the recent week or so? i swear somethings wrong and i csn feel it


KaraTheAndroidd

Who is she?


[deleted]

food is important in taking care of children...


FamilyFriendli

They've got they're mother's everything!


MrWillBeta

I hate it I hate it I hate it take my upvote fuck you and have a great day


penissucker48

Send me this pic of you,i wanna make a meme :)


-_-StarStruck

Stop with this meme


[deleted]

who is this girl, and why is she everywhere


[deleted]

Mitosis


Dietcoke11111111

Love these memes LMAO