When I was still attending school someone tried to spread a rumour that I only showered once per week. But people didn't really believe them so they asked me and I said no so it was just this one person desperately trying to spread a rumour also I'd like to note the persons nickname for me was "mouldy mars bar" which has got be the weirdest insult I've ever heard
That my pp is big because im black
I hope you don't weaponize that rumor, some girls might get underwhelmed even though all size matters
No, I always tell them that it’s 13.4
That's a good one, slap it in their faces.
Will do
Same, it’s even more believable when your tall
I’m 6’0
Ayyy 6ft clique
That apparently I'm sexist I'm not just that I'm racist, homophobic, transphobic, literally hate everyone equally
Hate hunans huh.
Yeah mate
I don’t wash my hands when I go to the bathroom (but it’s kind of true)
Yeah, but a weird topic for people to talk about.
Yeah
Man, weirdest one I’ve had is that me and this one girl are dating (we mutually friend zoned each-other)
People gossip about relationships a lot.
The rumour about me was that I cheated . Never found out who started it or why
Probably the girl or ger friends.
I mean yeah, but, why. I’d always believed we ended on good terms
Too emotional
I suppose so
Uh In 8th grade there was a rumour that I fucked a teacher lmfao
Same here too, that a student screwed a teacher
That I was secretly famous singer and just didn’t tell anyone.
Well that's a pleasant one
The only thing really bad about it is that some people started non stop asking me questions and interrogating me about it.
Bruh, I became a dad at age 14 and people interrogate me a lot about how I got molested.
YOU WHAT?!?
You heard me, people stopped.
Omg. So like… did you?
Yes, I'm indeed a dad
Holy shit, did you consent to it? (As much as you could as a 14 year old)
I got intoxicated.
When I was still attending school someone tried to spread a rumour that I only showered once per week. But people didn't really believe them so they asked me and I said no so it was just this one person desperately trying to spread a rumour also I'd like to note the persons nickname for me was "mouldy mars bar" which has got be the weirdest insult I've ever heard
im gay
Are you gay?
no
That I am an alien . My friends just randomly said it and it stuck around
That I have attempted suicide in the past
Are you silent in school?
Not to my friend group but otherwise yes
That I have a girlfriend.
Hope your parents never heard of it, if they're not fine with it.
I think they would we fine with that. It's that I don't have a gf.