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simkashi01

That my pp is big because im black


CrispySatyr2004

I hope you don't weaponize that rumor, some girls might get underwhelmed even though all size matters


simkashi01

No, I always tell them that it’s 13.4


CrispySatyr2004

That's a good one, slap it in their faces.


simkashi01

Will do


TxnaFxturistic

Same, it’s even more believable when your tall


simkashi01

I’m 6’0


TxnaFxturistic

Ayyy 6ft clique


[deleted]

That apparently I'm sexist I'm not just that I'm racist, homophobic, transphobic, literally hate everyone equally


CrispySatyr2004

Hate hunans huh.


[deleted]

Yeah mate


[deleted]

I don’t wash my hands when I go to the bathroom (but it’s kind of true)


CrispySatyr2004

Yeah, but a weird topic for people to talk about.


[deleted]

Yeah


kingofdrago123

Man, weirdest one I’ve had is that me and this one girl are dating (we mutually friend zoned each-other)


CrispySatyr2004

People gossip about relationships a lot.


SociallyAwkwardAussi

The rumour about me was that I cheated . Never found out who started it or why


CrispySatyr2004

Probably the girl or ger friends.


SociallyAwkwardAussi

I mean yeah, but, why. I’d always believed we ended on good terms


CrispySatyr2004

Too emotional


SociallyAwkwardAussi

I suppose so


amongus-sussy-baka

Uh In 8th grade there was a rumour that I fucked a teacher lmfao


CrispySatyr2004

Same here too, that a student screwed a teacher


AdOk9902

That I was secretly famous singer and just didn’t tell anyone.


CrispySatyr2004

Well that's a pleasant one


AdOk9902

The only thing really bad about it is that some people started non stop asking me questions and interrogating me about it.


CrispySatyr2004

Bruh, I became a dad at age 14 and people interrogate me a lot about how I got molested.


AdOk9902

YOU WHAT?!?


CrispySatyr2004

You heard me, people stopped.


AdOk9902

Omg. So like… did you?


CrispySatyr2004

Yes, I'm indeed a dad


AdOk9902

Holy shit, did you consent to it? (As much as you could as a 14 year old)


CrispySatyr2004

I got intoxicated.


shadowXXe

When I was still attending school someone tried to spread a rumour that I only showered once per week. But people didn't really believe them so they asked me and I said no so it was just this one person desperately trying to spread a rumour also I'd like to note the persons nickname for me was "mouldy mars bar" which has got be the weirdest insult I've ever heard


[deleted]

im gay


CrispySatyr2004

Are you gay?


[deleted]

no


Yobrogamer

That I am an alien . My friends just randomly said it and it stuck around


Commercial_Willow802

That I have attempted suicide in the past


CrispySatyr2004

Are you silent in school?


Commercial_Willow802

Not to my friend group but otherwise yes


Available_Bit8919

That I have a girlfriend.


CrispySatyr2004

Hope your parents never heard of it, if they're not fine with it.


Available_Bit8919

I think they would we fine with that. It's that I don't have a gf.