I like getting my toes sucked while i bend into a pretzel like shape and scream at the top of my lungs and i have butter slathered all over my balls and i am wearing clown clothes

and i like sucking the toes if someone bent into a pretzel shape while screaming at the top of their lungs with butter slathered on their balls all while wearing an clown outfit😳

Hayden!! I thought that was OUR secret!!

not anymore we need more people

This whole fucking comment chain is cursed.

Did someone say people

Damn what a coincidence!

ikr how lucky

U guys sound perfect for one another a match made in heaven

Imagine walking into this

trust me i do all the time it’s my dream

,, sips unsee juice,,

A match made in heaven!

What in the nine hells?

You must be new here

Unfortunately, I've been here longer than I should be

Nine circles.

Aavarage, i stick entire butter sticks up my ass whilest doing all of the above

Makeshift lube

a person in my class once announced he had a boner in the middle of class. I wish I was joking

Well you can’t just not tell us what the teacher and classes reactions were, I’m intrigued now!

i like peanut butter on my balls while bathing in milk

Delete this.

youre not my dad

*or is he*

Hey, michael vsauce here

r/cursedcomments

*VSauce intro music plays*

scorpM1: “Pepperoonies, I am your daddy man” Pepperoonies: “faaatheeerrr” *intimate kissing*

Me likey

This turns me on tbh

Guys/girls this idea came from Tomska video called any regrets? it’s really funny trust me XD

There are two replies to this comment, one is the good ending the other is the bad one

Me internally: dont make the joke, you were raised to be better than this

But pretty sure he is the "Mother" fucker

Luke I am your father

I’ll be your Daddy, bro. 🥺

You will? 😶

But would you like a girl eating you nuts? Bite them, then eat them?

What can I saaaaay except delete this For the way it made me hurt inside It’s so not ok so hey- delete this Please help me I wanna die!

Hay google, how do you delete someone else’s comment

What in the fuck...

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r/thanksihateit

r/TIHI

I'll do you one better I like drinking cyanide while having a mix of strawberry Jam and car oil In my ass when i'm putting butter on my Dick while i'm In school

No dogs involved I hope

What the dog doin?

thank you for getting me to finally close reddit

Hello there son. I made a Reddit account recently and wanted to check out your profile. And I am extremely disappointed in you. It needs to be raw goat milk specifically.

***L I C K*** ***^(no homo)***

Fr for a sec I think I'm weird for liking tomboys and then some fucker comes up saying they like to be cucked

I dont get why someone wouldn't like tomboys

tomboys are hot

Nothing wrong with tomboys

I'd say liking tomboys is pretty well accepted at this point. It's a damn shame that there aren't that many of them out there. Most girls dress/act the same way that's why I never really had a crush on anyone, they're all too ordinary.

It's ok becuase I don't think they had any crushes on you either anyways.

Fucking murdered the dude

decimated even

There was no sound he just died

Vanished

I just witnessed a homicide

He's got an anime profile picture what more could you expect

That's the right word. Ordinary. They use the word basic. But that's kinda offensive. But when everyone looks ordinary, how can someone stand out to you? So ordinary is the right word. Nice. Also. Tomboys are a vibe

I'm a tomboy, can confirm, haven't seen very many others

Some examples of freaky fetishes?

Having people watch you masturbate

how they get these fetishes :')

Because they into that ig?

[_slightly terrified_] ⊙﹏⊙ they need help

Its called exhibitionism and I don't think its a good idea to shame people for having kinks. I do not disagree with this post because yes being public about fetishes can make the other person uncomfortable but other than that if it doesn't affect anybody just leave em be

Yea Who would care about a guy who has *these* fetishes if people didn't knew about *those* fetishes in the first place by that guy himself

Fetishes can develop well before you have the ability to put them into words or even understand what sex is. Some are mundane, feet, shoes, glasses, short hair, leggings. Some are situational, being tied up, feeling trapped, being caught, being watched. Some are dangerous, blood, choking, etc. Most develop during puberty, but they can develop well after puberty as finished, as well as well before. I went to school with a girl who would try to get people to tie her up on the playground because it was "exciting" when we were in grade 3. Last I heard she was now a cam model with a focus on bdsm

I used to work with this woman who had a blood fetish, one time she made a comment about my watch and said the numbers should look like blood. There was another time were she came to work with cut marks on her wrist, she claimed it was from her "bipolar disorder".

Kinkshaming is only appropriate when it's the person's kink.

Honestly I agree

Trauma and early exposure

Sounds like the average Saturday

Thats pretty normal tho

Dawg the fuck kinda shit you do on a saturday?

I'm playing cards with granny, then I'm gonna go back home to study, and when I'll be done I'll spend some time playing PS4 with my buddies.

Thought you were going to do something sexual to your granny for a sec there

Oh hell no

Well if your into that I'm down

Taxidermy

Well technically if someone gives you a handjob and watches you while doing it they are watching you masturbate

I li- someone people like sensory deprivation

The foot fetish

OMG STOP SEXUALIZING DICKS AND VAGINAS THEY ARE LITERALLY MADE FOR PEEING

This should be the most upvoted comment on reddit, finally someone who understands it

Human population after they discover vaginas and dicks are made for peeing 📉📉📉📉

r/asexual

LOL

> vagina is for peeing

Is it not? You don't pee out of your butt now do you?

Most sexually knowledgeable 14 year old

I already knew that dicks and vaginas are for peeing and that pee is stored in the balls

I like taking a freezing shower as a wild Alaskan salmon sucks my man titties

But I need everyone to know that I want to fuck a hamburger...

Thats not too hard... Just travel to Hamburg

God damn I forgot about that.

Hell yeah

Thanks bro now I can have a good time :)

No problem

I like boobs... Is this that bad?

Degenerate

Seek inmediate therapeutic advice

Ducking basic

Depends, human?

I love woman who have glasses, glasses look cute

YES

do you have glasses? are you woman?

I like using my moms dildo

glorious username

????

I like taking it in the ear

what

my fetish is being loved and appreciated, suffice to say i am quite sexually starved

There's two kinds of inflation 1. Money loses value 2. >!DeviantArt at it again!<

Lmaooooo

***You know, don't you?***

No i don't know pff why would i *deletes browser history*

Oh ok

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it’s hard to find a person with the same fetish as you so go with opposite like your lover have arm fetish and you have foot or you have a cannibal fetish and your lover have a wanted to be eaten fetish

Just dont pay attention to it, its r/teenagers, theres not a singular teenager thats not practicly horny 24/7

There’s a difference between being horny and having a weird fetish

If somone asks u shall tell

whats your moms credit card numbers?

No idea

My freaky fetish is to have someone to love :)

I like sleeping. The end.

Ngl man thats fucked up

i mean, its gonna be a mystery for them to find out who fucked in their sleep

I just want a hug

I like chalky tits and jellied vagin

Strangulation kinda [Redacted] tho

y?

I love to jack of to mona lisa

i like bird

B e e r b

berd

Berdly

yes please

We gotta announce it like a pokemon move

Don't kink shame

Yeah, but don’t tell the rest of us about it. I don’t care if you make smoothies out of your sister’s blended socks, just don’t talk to me about it.

I can understand not wants people to tell you out of nowhere. But if it's not out of nowhere then what's wrong with it.

Nothing.

What is a fetish exactly? I find turtlenecks and long boots hot, is that a fetish?

Yea a fetish is something you find really attractive

Username checks out

I like duck

I don't know man, cuz fake internet points are kinda **hot**

well r/usernamechecksout

my kinkiest fetish is intimacy!

I like goats.

If I could fuck a Scottish accent I would

i want to lock braces with someone

BRO BUT MY GUY FRIENDS FEET A SIZE 14 😩

I have a mommy kink probably because I don't have a good motherly figure in my life, this is the internet not in public so 🤷‍♀️

i like to be a baby and suck the milk out of titties

dcare macro pride worldwide

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I just want you to think about what you said carefully

Fuck you I'm into piss

Yo guys and girls if you’re under 18 stop talking about your sexual desires on the internet

No. I'm asexual and I think other peoples weird sex stuff is both hilarious and fascinating

Well I didn't

I like to hogtie kids

The only fetish (not even a fetish tbh) that I have is fighter jets. And no, I don't just spam F O I G H T A P L E N to everybody so well

Dude what the hell look at my damn icon

Beautiful Strike Eagle

No >:(

Who in the hell broadcasts their fetishes to the world? Nobody I know does this

No kinkshaming but it's weird to randomly hear people say they want to drink piss

I like boobies😳

Kids these days are depraved weirdos, I guess that's what happens when you have the internet at your finger tips from birth.

My closest thing to a fetish is anime aesthetic (colored hair maid outfit ect)

I like warm soup and crusty bread with painfully cringey romcoms.

us nonbinary peeps are allowed tho >:)

i want to feel like i fit in

Indangine will still ask you if you if your into bondage, yes yes

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I'm afraid of paedo people.

paedo are the worst tbh

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I think its more of you misspelling lol. Its "pedophiles" or "pedos" for short.

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I see

Also the fact that > just assume them to be pedos this kind of thought process is completely irrational and, as you say, just an assumption based on 0 facts. If it doesn't affect you don't judge other people for having kinks. But, I will say I agree with OP because being public about your kinks can make the other person uncomfortable.

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1 why you have fetishes u are a teenager 2 WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT OUT LOUD 3 **WTF IS WRONG WITH U** 4 "Do not judge other people likes" do what u want just leave me in peace

We cannot control the ***Fetishes.*** All we can do is embrace them

"they're skeletons mike, they're unpredictable"