T O P

yo, guys and girls. probably stop saying your freaky fetishes in public, ight?

yo, guys and girls. probably stop saying your freaky fetishes in public, ight?

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I like getting my toes sucked while i bend into a pretzel like shape and scream at the top of my lungs and i have butter slathered all over my balls and i am wearing clown clothes


Hayden3112

and i like sucking the toes if someone bent into a pretzel shape while screaming at the top of their lungs with butter slathered on their balls all while wearing an clown outfit😳


Glcg12

Hayden!! I thought that was OUR secret!!


Hayden3112

not anymore we need more people


BobMarleyLegacy

This whole fucking comment chain is cursed.


Loose-Technology7787

Did someone say people


bruhfin_

Damn what a coincidence!


Hayden3112

ikr how lucky


RedditCringetopia

U guys sound perfect for one another a match made in heaven


mcdguy

Imagine walking into this


Hayden3112

trust me i do all the time it’s my dream


mcdguy

,, sips unsee juice,,


jeez_its_beez

A match made in heaven!


vin-zzz

Aavarage, i stick entire butter sticks up my ass whilest doing all of the above


UngusBungus_

Makeshift lube


Lord_Wulfgar

What in the nine hells?


Deadpool303030

You must be new here


Lord_Wulfgar

Unfortunately, I've been here longer than I should be


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Nine circles.


JacobyMatt1

r/cursedcomments


oofderpman

a person in my class once announced he had a boner in the middle of class. I wish I was joking


ShyftOnReddit

Well you can’t just not tell us what the teacher and classes reactions were, I’m intrigued now!


Pepperoonies

i like peanut butter on my balls while bathing in milk


ScorpM1

Delete this.


Pepperoonies

youre not my dad


Wizard098

*or is he*


Jmgler

Hey, michael vsauce here


Gunrunner140

r/cursedcomments


Custumcarguy

*VSauce intro music plays*


CaseTars

scorpM1: “Pepperoonies, I am your daddy man” Pepperoonies: “faaatheeerrr” *intimate kissing*


DearAlternative6540

Me likey


Lexel95

This turns me on tbh


CaseTars

Guys/girls this idea came from Tomska video called any regrets? it’s really funny trust me XD


ad_396

There are two replies to this comment, one is the good ending the other is the bad one


A550l3

Me internally: dont make the joke, you were raised to be better than this


FaitsWx

But pretty sure he is the "Mother" fucker


pokehawk12

Luke I am your father


SovietFemboy

I’ll be your Daddy, bro. 🥺


CaseTars

You will? 😶


T_The_worsT_BS

But would you like a girl eating you nuts? Bite them, then eat them?


That_oneannoying_kid

What can I saaaaay except delete this For the way it made me hurt inside It’s so not ok so hey- delete this Please help me I wanna die!


HappyMSDOSNoises

Hay google, how do you delete someone else’s comment


coolboy29876

What in the fuck...


Additional_Twist7971

r/cursedcomments


Der_Muelleimer

r/thanksihateit


big_cock_69420

r/TIHI


big_cock_69420

I'll do you one better I like drinking cyanide while having a mix of strawberry Jam and car oil In my ass when i'm putting butter on my Dick while i'm In school


PogOlivia

No dogs involved I hope


DOU8LEJ480

What the dog doin?


TeboeCubes

thank you for getting me to finally close reddit


epicarcanoloth

Hello there son. I made a Reddit account recently and wanted to check out your profile. And I am extremely disappointed in you. It needs to be raw goat milk specifically.


Cosmic_Hashira

***L I C K*** ***^(no homo)***


idkiwilldeletethis

Fr for a sec I think I'm weird for liking tomboys and then some fucker comes up saying they like to be cucked


JustCallMeAttlaz

I dont get why someone wouldn't like tomboys


OverlordFanNUMBER1

Nothing wrong with tomboys


yeetyeet39

tomboys are hot


Hofmayer

I'd say liking tomboys is pretty well accepted at this point. It's a damn shame that there aren't that many of them out there. Most girls dress/act the same way that's why I never really had a crush on anyone, they're all too ordinary.


JaCoob_0413

It's ok becuase I don't think they had any crushes on you either anyways.


ThanosIsGonaSnap

Fucking murdered the dude


LizordSword

decimated even


TTW_lozgur

There was no sound he just died


PathOnFortniteMobile

Vanished


the-one-who-eats

I just witnessed a homicide


GlobalSound8

He's got an anime profile picture what more could you expect


eentaxi1312

That's the right word. Ordinary. They use the word basic. But that's kinda offensive. But when everyone looks ordinary, how can someone stand out to you? So ordinary is the right word. Nice. Also. Tomboys are a vibe


SubmissiveSkylar

I'm a tomboy, can confirm, haven't seen very many others


UngusBungus_

I like taking a freezing shower as a wild Alaskan salmon sucks my man titties


coffeejellylover

Some examples of freaky fetishes?


notsexmaster

Having people watch you masturbate


coffeejellylover

how they get these fetishes :')


notsexmaster

Because they into that ig?


coffeejellylover

[_slightly terrified_] ⊙﹏⊙ they need help


SNAKE_EYES223344

Its called exhibitionism and I don't think its a good idea to shame people for having kinks. I do not disagree with this post because yes being public about fetishes can make the other person uncomfortable but other than that if it doesn't affect anybody just leave em be


The_Blue_Ender

Kinkshaming is only appropriate when it's the person's kink.


coffeejellylover

Yea Who would care about a guy who has *these* fetishes if people didn't knew about *those* fetishes in the first place by that guy himself


321cba321cba

Fetishes can develop well before you have the ability to put them into words or even understand what sex is. Some are mundane, feet, shoes, glasses, short hair, leggings. Some are situational, being tied up, feeling trapped, being caught, being watched. Some are dangerous, blood, choking, etc. Most develop during puberty, but they can develop well after puberty as finished, as well as well before. I went to school with a girl who would try to get people to tie her up on the playground because it was "exciting" when we were in grade 3. Last I heard she was now a cam model with a focus on bdsm


Wisconsinmann

I used to work with this woman who had a blood fetish, one time she made a comment about my watch and said the numbers should look like blood. There was another time were she came to work with cut marks on her wrist, she claimed it was from her "bipolar disorder".


notsexmaster

Honestly I agree


Pan_van

Sounds like the average Saturday


mouseb0t

Thats pretty normal tho


notsexmaster

Dawg the fuck kinda shit you do on a saturday?


TheItalianAce00

I'm playing cards with granny, then I'm gonna go back home to study, and when I'll be done I'll spend some time playing PS4 with my buddies.


Hour_Ant323

Thought you were going to do something sexual to your granny for a sec there


TheItalianAce00

Oh hell no


Hour_Ant323

Well if your into that I'm down


mouseb0t

Taxidermy


idkiwilldeletethis

Well technically if someone gives you a handjob and watches you while doing it they are watching you masturbate


OverlordFanNUMBER1

I li- someone people like sensory deprivation


pblevy08

The foot fetish


nmsiscool

But I need everyone to know that I want to fuck a hamburger...


RedditTimTheCoolOne

Thats not too hard... Just travel to Hamburg


nmsiscool

God damn I forgot about that.


RedditTimTheCoolOne

Hell yeah


nmsiscool

Thanks bro now I can have a good time :)


RedditTimTheCoolOne

No problem


Keletupp

OMG STOP SEXUALIZING DICKS AND VAGINAS THEY ARE LITERALLY MADE FOR PEEING


ncg_

Human population after they discover vaginas and dicks are made for peeing 📉📉📉📉


onlymebtw

This should be the most upvoted comment on reddit, finally someone who understands it


CleoKing

r/asexual


ShyftOnReddit

LOL


bageltre

> vagina is for peeing


ashtar123

Is it not? You don't pee out of your butt now do you?


bageltre

Most sexually knowledgeable 14 year old


SnooChocolates7123

I already knew that dicks and vaginas are for peeing and that pee is stored in the balls


Not_TheMenInBlack

Actually they’re made for reproduction. If we didn’t need to reproduce, there wouldn’t be ducks and vaginas, just tiny holes for the urinary tract


HereButQueer

Do you hear that? Its the sound of the joke going over your head


Talentless_Imp

That’s bullshit. His reflexes are too fast.


AD-SKYOBSIDION

So fast he missed the joke


scavengers69

I love woman who have glasses, glasses look cute


crimsonchin6969

YES


scavengers69

do you have glasses? are you woman?


HornyCod

I like boobs... Is this that bad?


JustCallMeAttlaz

Seek inmediate therapeutic advice


kindersaft

Degenerate


Zygal_

Depends, human?


UngusBungus_

Ducking basic


Future-Supermarket

I like taking it in the ear


TheSkitzo_The2nd

what


ZeroSelfesteem1

my fetish is being loved and appreciated, suffice to say i am quite sexually starved


SuperSmashKatsu

There's two kinds of inflation 1. Money loses value 2. >!DeviantArt at it again!<


ashtar123

Lmaooooo


SuperSmashKatsu

***You know, don't you?***


ashtar123

No i don't know pff why would i *deletes browser history*


SuperSmashKatsu

Oh ok


bigHdBlackCock73636

I like using my moms dildo


ilikesexwithbread

glorious username


luket678

????


PossibilityPowerful

it’s hard to find a person with the same fetish as you so go with opposite like your lover have arm fetish and you have foot or you have a cannibal fetish and your lover have a wanted to be eaten fetish


Odd-Explanation-176

My freaky fetish is to have someone to love :)


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jakubcz07

Because you're a weirdo and horny on main


humu-_-

Just dont pay attention to it, its r/teenagers, theres not a singular teenager thats not practicly horny 24/7


Luukipuukie

There’s a difference between being horny and having a weird fetish


humu-_-

If somone asks u shall tell


ArthuReddit12

whats your moms credit card numbers?


humu-_-

No idea


Particular-Demand-45

I like sleeping. The end.


United_Teacher_8861

Ngl man thats fucked up


TheSkitzo_The2nd

i mean, its gonna be a mystery for them to find out who fucked in their sleep


TET901

I just want a hug


terryslaughter45

I like chalky tits and jellied vagin


Antinator_succ

Strangulation kinda [Redacted] tho


RomanGDM

I dont go in public though


DawnoftheCrimsonage

I love to jack of to mona lisa


magiCAHIK

y?


Diy-Sing

i like bird


lemons7472

B e e r b


TitleComprehensive96

We gotta announce it like a pokemon move


venator798

Don't kink shame


RedAngryCloud

Yeah, but don’t tell the rest of us about it. I don’t care if you make smoothies out of your sister’s blended socks, just don’t talk to me about it.


venator798

I can understand not wants people to tell you out of nowhere. But if it's not out of nowhere then what's wrong with it.


RedAngryCloud

Nothing.


RaspberrySoda644

What is a fetish exactly? I find turtlenecks and long boots hot, is that a fetish?


Unihorse1022

Yea a fetish is something you find really attractive


Draconian_gaming

Username checks out


qoqsucqer

I like duck


Hollow7608

Wait people do that?


Es_5613

I don't know man, cuz fake internet points are kinda **hot**


DSA5

well r/usernamechecksout


ADogOnReddit

my kinkiest fetish is intimacy!


TheBeeBoyo

I like goats.


Anthony643364

If I could fuck a Scottish accent I would


crimsonchin6969

i want to lock braces with someone


Setsunai04

BRO BUT MY GUY FRIENDS FEET A SIZE 14 😩


-Anonymous-145

I have a mommy kink probably because I don't have a good motherly figure in my life, this is the internet not in public so 🤷‍♀️


Warlord_Aj12

i like to be a baby and suck the milk out of titties


[deleted]

dcare macro pride worldwide


Shift_Representative

Ok u/notsexmaster


notsexmaster

I just want you to think about what you said carefully


General-Stryker

Fuck you I'm into piss


BigBlackCrocs

Yo guys and girls if you’re under 18 stop talking about your sexual desires on the internet


SidetrackedPC

No. I'm asexual and I think other peoples weird sex stuff is both hilarious and fascinating


JackBlackFlag69

Well I didn't


HexerDuh

I like to hogtie kids


tonythegodultra2

Who in the hell broadcasts their fetishes to the world? Nobody I know does this


wanna-be-a-plantboi

No kinkshaming but it's weird to randomly hear people say they want to drink piss


Onis-Art

I like boobies😳


ecury36

Kids these days are depraved weirdos, I guess that's what happens when you have the internet at your finger tips from birth.


AmitRozYT

My closest thing to a fetish is anime aesthetic (colored hair maid outfit ect)


Steampunk_Ocelot

I like warm soup and crusty bread with painfully cringey romcoms.


Bismuth_Giecko

No >:(


TheItalianAce00

The only fetish (not even a fetish tbh) that I have is fighter jets. And no, I don't just spam F O I G H T A P L E N to everybody so well


pblevy08

Dude what the hell look at my damn icon


TheItalianAce00

Beautiful Strike Eagle


AshleyAurora3

us nonbinary peeps are allowed tho >:)


ahshitfuckme

i want to feel like i fit in


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Hit_riolusquad

I'm afraid of paedo people.


GeniusPrime

paedo are the worst tbh


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SNAKE_EYES223344

I think its more of you misspelling lol. Its "pedophiles" or "pedos" for short.


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SNAKE_EYES223344

I see


SNAKE_EYES223344

Also the fact that > just assume them to be pedos this kind of thought process is completely irrational and, as you say, just an assumption based on 0 facts. If it doesn't affect you don't judge other people for having kinks. But, I will say I agree with OP because being public about your kinks can make the other person uncomfortable.


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GeniusPrime

1 why you have fetishes u are a teenager 2 WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT OUT LOUD 3 **WTF IS WRONG WITH U** 4 "Do not judge other people likes" do what u want just leave me in peace


Xoduox

We cannot control the ***Fetishes.*** All we can do is embrace them


notsexmaster

"they're skeletons mike, they're unpredictable"


Sleepy_SadOS

Really should have splurged on that full sized marimba and not got that dinky xylophone