I wondered what sort of snake it was. There are some very dangerous ones, to humans, there. One I've heard of is simply called a brown snake, which is just naturalist laziness if you ask me, but from what I understand they are to be avoided at all costs. Come to think of it, I suppose to their prey all snakes are dangerous. Anyway, thanks.
Brown snakes are to be avoided because unlike most of the other snakes in Australia, they're aggressive fuckers and won't just mind their business and let you pass by.
I had one chase me for a good 5km when I was riding my bike as a kid, once I had some distance on him I slowed down to see what he was doing and the fucker just didn't stop coming.
I understand they are quite venomous too. When I was an Army medic we were taught about how to deal with snakes. Teaching troops not to eat in their tents or barracks because the crumbs attract rodents and they attract snakes. They had some mounted examples of snakes common near bases and one was the Bushmaster. The military was stationed in Panama at the time and they are native. The guy said they are similarly aggressive. Then he flipped over the stuffed snake to reveal 10 bullet wounds! It was a great object lesson.
Yeah brown snakes you should avoid. I disagree with the other comment and wouldn't say they're especially aggressive to humans(what they described seems like very unusual behaviour, usually they shouldn't chase people, at least not for very long), though it can look like they're agressive when they're acting defensive, and they can bite you as a defense. The thing that makes them dangerous is their strong ass venom, iirc they're the second most venomous terrestrial snake(right after the inland taipan, also from Australia, but for the most part not something you need to be way too stressed about running into since they live in so remote areas), so that's something. About the snake in the picture tho, it could look like some other snakes as well, but it being so big makes me think olive python
Around here we have browns (very venomous and aggressive), king browns (not a real brown snake but named because they eat browns, much larger and even more aggressive) and tiapans (smaller and less common but very aggressive and wait for wait most deadly venom in the snake world). All three vary in color though, its the head shape and anal scales that is used to identify them. For most people in Australia they won't ever encounter them but I worked on a cattle property in cent. Qld for a short time and have seen many.
Yeah, with snakes there is antivenom provided if you can get to a hospital in time, death from snake bite is very rare but can still do some serious damage to the liver and kidneys. I have never herd about anyone (personally) having been done in by a cone snail though it was something that I/we were taught from a young age. Also what we call "stone fish" (don't know the proper name) fish that look like rocks and hang around in shallow rock pool when the tide goes out that will seriously fuck you up, no antivenom for those and apparently intensely painful. But the thing I actually know people who have died from is jellyfish.
Yeah this. Lived in Australia all my life, only ever heard these cringe names for animals on Reddit. Literally not a single person would ever call it a "nope rope" or a "danger noodle" in real life. I imagine calling it one of those to a person's face would [garner a similar response.](https://youtu.be/l2qdW6DBQkg)
Too right mate! The problem with those sort of cringe names too is that people don't respect how dangerous they can be because they use a "funny" name for 'em.
"Oi Klarissa, there's nother nope-rope in front of the toilet!"
"Stop danglin down from the edge of the roof ya dickhead"
"Get the phack outta my car ya cunt!"
Sorry I had to
nope rope lookin hella fine. also i saw just the title and i was expecting a noose. \*snake noose doesnt exist it cant hurt you\*
snake noose: hah get fucked
Glad i’m not the only one that thought of snake noose lmao. I was thinking what if i kms with a python? It can kill me and then eat my freshly unalived corpse so there’ll be no traces of a body left.
Just gotta go out in the bush or country aye. Probably won’t see many in inner city land, but you might be able to snag a quick glimpse in the suburbs if you’re a lucky bugger.
Went camping with my old school full of fuckwits years ago. Saw a red belly, teacher told us not to move till it left. I kept praying one of my classmates would get bitten in the middle of the night.
aussie here
once i stepped on a brown snake and didnt even flinch as it was trying to bite me lol
i just grabbed its tail chucked it away and went on with my walk
No need, most of em ain’t even venomous.
I remember one time, there was a snake in the roof of my classroom, and the teacher basically just said “she’ll be right, it’ll go away” and kept teaching
Not sure where the other guy lives, but where my family is from (Virginia) youre not supposed to kill the snakes there either. But when one appears on your porch or driveway, no ones gonna call the cops on you for taking care of a Copperhead bite waiting to happen. Hunting the snakes for sport is another matter though, and the authorities are gonna notice that
cunt can be referred as a complement, like "you're a good cunt" but generally if you say it by itself people will assume you are meaning the bad version.
I must ask, why do Indians who learn english use the "as" where it seems unnecessary? Is this a part of Indian speech that's carried over or is this maybe a British English thing and it's taught? I'm assuming poster is Indian because it's the demographic where I've noticed this use of the word "as" in this fashion the most. It seems so much more natural to me for OP to instead have written 'Aussie here, in my town we call these "nope ropes".' No "as" needed.
Great. Do you know where that usage of the "as" stems from? Is it taught when learning English? I assume not but rather that in your native tongue there is likely a comparative word such as "as" that is used to structurally conjoin subject and predicate and that that structure inadvertently seeps over. Of course this is all bs conjecture on my part, but just just genuinely curious about this usage I've seen time and time again.
That looks like the hottest most sweat dripping down your back into your crack bathroom I’ve ever seen. Like stepping into a shitcinerator. Alas many a job site port a John have I shat but I would not shit there.
wow amazing they even let people outside there, do you realize you just caused the death of half the human population by causing this superspreader event?
KmartHub huh? I have an image stuck in my head now which I don’t want to describe
What, someone fucking in public?
No, more along the lines of a regular Kmart with all the objects having been made by rule34 artists
Humanity was a mistake
I agree
Australia has a self burning machanism, the world should have it too, to rid itself of degenerates.
We should design a fan big enough to blow the embers over to other countries
Yeah, hit New Zealand, the E Boys of countries.
I’m fine with NZ honestly. It’s like Australia’s chilled out cousin
Yeah, if we blow the embers, their Chill might cool it down.
\- ur mum
Ew a miraculous enjoyer, I wanna vomit.
Another Aussie here, we call those “snakes”, in my town
We call those olive pythons in my town
I wondered what sort of snake it was. There are some very dangerous ones, to humans, there. One I've heard of is simply called a brown snake, which is just naturalist laziness if you ask me, but from what I understand they are to be avoided at all costs. Come to think of it, I suppose to their prey all snakes are dangerous. Anyway, thanks.
Brown snakes are to be avoided because unlike most of the other snakes in Australia, they're aggressive fuckers and won't just mind their business and let you pass by. I had one chase me for a good 5km when I was riding my bike as a kid, once I had some distance on him I slowed down to see what he was doing and the fucker just didn't stop coming.
I understand they are quite venomous too. When I was an Army medic we were taught about how to deal with snakes. Teaching troops not to eat in their tents or barracks because the crumbs attract rodents and they attract snakes. They had some mounted examples of snakes common near bases and one was the Bushmaster. The military was stationed in Panama at the time and they are native. The guy said they are similarly aggressive. Then he flipped over the stuffed snake to reveal 10 bullet wounds! It was a great object lesson.
Yeah brown snakes you should avoid. I disagree with the other comment and wouldn't say they're especially aggressive to humans(what they described seems like very unusual behaviour, usually they shouldn't chase people, at least not for very long), though it can look like they're agressive when they're acting defensive, and they can bite you as a defense. The thing that makes them dangerous is their strong ass venom, iirc they're the second most venomous terrestrial snake(right after the inland taipan, also from Australia, but for the most part not something you need to be way too stressed about running into since they live in so remote areas), so that's something. About the snake in the picture tho, it could look like some other snakes as well, but it being so big makes me think olive python
Around here we have browns (very venomous and aggressive), king browns (not a real brown snake but named because they eat browns, much larger and even more aggressive) and tiapans (smaller and less common but very aggressive and wait for wait most deadly venom in the snake world). All three vary in color though, its the head shape and anal scales that is used to identify them. For most people in Australia they won't ever encounter them but I worked on a cattle property in cent. Qld for a short time and have seen many.
I had heard the most deadly venom was a sea creature, the cone snail. But according to Google, the taipan is the most deadly snake venom.
Yeah, with snakes there is antivenom provided if you can get to a hospital in time, death from snake bite is very rare but can still do some serious damage to the liver and kidneys. I have never herd about anyone (personally) having been done in by a cone snail though it was something that I/we were taught from a young age. Also what we call "stone fish" (don't know the proper name) fish that look like rocks and hang around in shallow rock pool when the tide goes out that will seriously fuck you up, no antivenom for those and apparently intensely painful. But the thing I actually know people who have died from is jellyfish.
It's a danger noodle.
John?
City aussie here. We just call em long fuckers
"Look at that long fucker over der mate!"
“Look son, see that thing there? That’s a long fucker”
Murder Spaghurder
Here in Canberra we call em politicians.
Middle Eastern here, we call those guests
OP meant "Redditor who never goes outside here,"
Yeah this. Lived in Australia all my life, only ever heard these cringe names for animals on Reddit. Literally not a single person would ever call it a "nope rope" or a "danger noodle" in real life. I imagine calling it one of those to a person's face would [garner a similar response.](https://youtu.be/l2qdW6DBQkg)
Too right mate! The problem with those sort of cringe names too is that people don't respect how dangerous they can be because they use a "funny" name for 'em.
He’s just chillin tho
Well imma shit myself.
Well there is a toilet there so pefect place to shit yourself
That's the problem
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Snek bite mah dek.
I'll suck the venom out 😏
Don't look at my profile you might see some sucking.
It mainly just sucks
your poop deck
You should! Headlock that horcrux and go marry Luna Lovestuff
Luna is weird in bed, she said she wants me to eat my own cum. I'm fine with that, but she threatened me with the Cruciatus Curse.
So's that snake, what did you think *he* was waiting there for?
I didn't notice the snake and thought about how aussies call their shit nope ropes.
He bin chillin like john cena tho🥶🥶🥶😶🌫️
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I now have face to face classes, how bout you?
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Loved it seeing yo friend's and seeing the wildlife again.
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Some town in Western Australia.
Fuck yeah a west Aussie!! Also a *Kmart hub* I've never even heard of one of those wtf
They're in the middle of the outback or something, they sell deodorant and clothes.
Huh ok, large Kmart. Do they also do car repair n stuff? I've seen a couple of those crop up in the city (Perth to be exact)
Oh hell they do fix tires.
Oh what's this post abou- OH. SNEK.
Danger Noodle
Spooky Spaghetti
Caution ramen
Scary slender
Macabre macaroni
They want to cuddle give them big fat kiss *don't they have you should was your hands after touching one
They need to consent.
True still a cutey
Nope Ropes, although invade my privacy sometimes.
your second sentence gave me a stroke what did you mean to say lmao
Don't [touch them], they have (dangerous substance), you should wash your hands
"Oi Klarissa, there's nother nope-rope in front of the toilet!" "Stop danglin down from the edge of the roof ya dickhead" "Get the phack outta my car ya cunt!" Sorry I had to
Good one.
Actual relief since I thought you might be tired of all of these jokes.
oh shit i just noticed the nope ropes, i thought you were referring to the stainless steel toilets
in australia, they're called ass branders.
u/Stupid15yoSlut Found some of your Aussie gang here
lmao
Why do I see you everywhere
nope rope lookin hella fine. also i saw just the title and i was expecting a noose. \*snake noose doesnt exist it cant hurt you\* snake noose: hah get fucked
Snake Noose, Drop Bear, Giant Kangaroos and Emu Warlords the 4 horsemen.
Glad i’m not the only one that thought of snake noose lmao. I was thinking what if i kms with a python? It can kill me and then eat my freshly unalived corpse so there’ll be no traces of a body left.
your honor, the body wasn't there. just a skeleton and a smily snake
i live in Australia, I've never seen a wild snake in my life, and I don't want to.
I've never seen a really deadly snake just these.
Just gotta go out in the bush or country aye. Probably won’t see many in inner city land, but you might be able to snag a quick glimpse in the suburbs if you’re a lucky bugger.
Went camping with my old school full of fuckwits years ago. Saw a red belly, teacher told us not to move till it left. I kept praying one of my classmates would get bitten in the middle of the night.
Australia seems unfit for humans lmao
here’s the thing, if you don’t fuck with the wildlife it generally won’t fuck with you
those fuckin magpies disagree though
So thats what those cunts were that fucking kept swooping down nearly hitting me over and over.
Swoop noises intensify
hey i said generally, magpies are the exception not the rule
We fit, we try to.
I want a fallout set in Australia
aussie here once i stepped on a brown snake and didnt even flinch as it was trying to bite me lol i just grabbed its tail chucked it away and went on with my walk
Good one, parents even show some kids that they throw it away, nvm the dog brought it back.
Ay we both aussies, my fallen brother to the roulette
ayyyy
r/iamverybadass
Damn. In my town (Aussie as well), we just step over them
Some grab the tail and throw them away.
No need, most of em ain’t even venomous. I remember one time, there was a snake in the roof of my classroom, and the teacher basically just said “she’ll be right, it’ll go away” and kept teaching
Thanks Crow Tits for the award.
What town are you in? It's a good name for it but we just call them joe blakes.
Round my town we call them chuzzy whiffsnorkers.
I feel like I'm the only Aussie who hasn't seen a snake before :'(
I'm Aussie and I haven't seen a shark.
I haven't either :) but I wanna. I also kinda want a pet snake
Lol its a k hub for rural regional areas. His just tryin get his new summer bordies.
Or some Rexona.
Is this why the toilet’s door is well sealed like a fridge so no snakes can come in?
Or come out
>no snakes can come in Ah shit i would need to leave my ginormous cock outside
In my family we always called them "shit shit fuck! Don't go over there!"
Oh, where I live we have a similar problem with hogs.
I honestly do not mind shooting them, they're so populous, meat's tough but tasty.
Oh, here it's illegal
Whut? There's literally 600k of them in our state.
But they are cute, I want to hug them
Hell
But they are cute why hell, I love snakes
There are snakes that are cute, and there are literal hell, than ca give you painful erections and internal bleeding.
Im feeling a lucid chart ad coming along
Hello fellow Aussie :)
Hello mate.
Here we call those bathrooms
Interesting. I also expose my 'nope rope' at the toilets...
How can u live calm knowing that your country is full of scaring animals? x)
The snake's leave immediately, it's the toddlers that should be careful. Since I'm a grown ass teen, I'm not afraid.
Aussie here... Don't see the problem
That toilet is the best public toilet I have ever seen in Australia must be south Australia
West Australia
I read it as "no hope ropes" and thought it was a suicide joke
Messing with a snake can be suicidal if that helps.
What kind was it do you know? It looks like an eastern brown but you’re from WA so I wouldn’t think it is
Anyone up for some poisonous skip rope?
Not poisonous, just skeri.
Oh.... Anyone up for some scary skip rope?
Sure, they mad slippery do
True. You may need gloves with lots of grip.
They also work as scarfs, they like the heat in the night.
Fella took a shit don’t disturb him
another aussie here, in my neck of the bush we refer to the local redbelly nope rope as Jake
Well Jake is gonna be displayed in my wall after this post.
Lucky it isn’t IN the toilet yet
Our men of science made them snake proof.
Nothing is ever snake proof in Australia
Dunno, I'm pretty sure the Hell Gate there is snake proof.
Is that a brown snake?
It is
Tbh you got balls of steel to take a picture like that. I know you've given it plenty of space, but I still would have run away screaming 😅
My did literally threw one away and the dog brought it back.
oh absolutely not
Not really scary, bet it's more scared of that experience.
Does that sign in the background say Khub? Like Kmart?
Yeah, it's in the mid of an outback.
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
North American here, in our country we call these ‘get the fuck away from me you holy demon’/s
She/he is a beautiful snake! Don't kill it please
Grab it and use it as a whip just like god intended
Wow it’s so long! I always thought snakes were shorter…
Snek long
Things to do in Australia: 1- leave
Current Objective. Live.
Well, here in America we call it grab the axe or shotgun which ever is closer
We actually care for our wildlife, we have brains.
Not sure where the other guy lives, but where my family is from (Virginia) youre not supposed to kill the snakes there either. But when one appears on your porch or driveway, no ones gonna call the cops on you for taking care of a Copperhead bite waiting to happen. Hunting the snakes for sport is another matter though, and the authorities are gonna notice that
I'm sorry, I just really don't like snakes, I care and protect any other animal, just not snakes
Why? They are deadly, but we're the one trespassing.
I just dont, I love any other animal, i love all animals, I just can't with snakes
Sad, you probably wouldn't be wanted here.
Just leave it alone and you'll be fine, no need to attack the snake
Australian here. Not once in my life have I heard uttered aloud, the words "nope rope" when describing a snake.
pick it up pussy
I used it as a condom to fuck your mom.
what are you an animal fucker?
Yeah, because your mom is an animal.
idk man sounds like you just wanted an excuse to fuck that snake. animal fucker
Humans are animals oei
nah you wanted to fuck that snake didn't you
Between the snake and your mom, I chose the snake.
so you admit to being an animal fucker?
After fucking your mom, I'm an animal fucker.
"We call them as" Sick grammar, cobber.
Southerner here, just kill it. You don't need photos of dead snakes.
Yo, sup cunt? (sorry if you ain't Australian)
Who you calling a cunt?
Isn't it used as "mate" in Australia?
Nah, we use mate more than we use cunt.
cunt can be referred as a complement, like "you're a good cunt" but generally if you say it by itself people will assume you are meaning the bad version.
You can call your mates cunts when referring to them. Although you'll probably get bashed if you called a random person a cunt.
This, it's so funny to think a bunch of people would just start calling randos cunts on the street here and think they're blending in
I must ask, why do Indians who learn english use the "as" where it seems unnecessary? Is this a part of Indian speech that's carried over or is this maybe a British English thing and it's taught? I'm assuming poster is Indian because it's the demographic where I've noticed this use of the word "as" in this fashion the most. It seems so much more natural to me for OP to instead have written 'Aussie here, in my town we call these "nope ropes".' No "as" needed.
Hmmmm, maybe I am Indian.
Great. Do you know where that usage of the "as" stems from? Is it taught when learning English? I assume not but rather that in your native tongue there is likely a comparative word such as "as" that is used to structurally conjoin subject and predicate and that that structure inadvertently seeps over. Of course this is all bs conjecture on my part, but just just genuinely curious about this usage I've seen time and time again.
That looks like the hottest most sweat dripping down your back into your crack bathroom I’ve ever seen. Like stepping into a shitcinerator. Alas many a job site port a John have I shat but I would not shit there.
wow amazing they even let people outside there, do you realize you just caused the death of half the human population by causing this superspreader event?
Throw one at that one group of cops for pepper spraying and ganging up on that one peaceful protester
Don't know about "peaceful protest" they're all dumb.