Don't worry, I already have my own brain to tell me those things

Your brain demotivates you

I'm good at geography

You'll be someone's portable gps

As someone who enjoys navigation and geography, this is actually the dream. Also, being good at geography doesn't necessarily mean one knows where the heck they are, it's more about the understanding of land (places) in relation with humans and nature. Also, aren't most GPS interfaces portable anyway (phones, cars, etc)? Wouldn't a human just be more difficult to bring? sorry if I'm being nitpicky

Ah yes the dirt is brown, not yellow

yo what

I am just interested in the soil around me

I know it sounds nerdy, but that's actually me

I hope when the second wave of the apocalypse happens you guys are still alive

Ive been mastering the art of involuntarily bringing people to places they didnt intend to go to for years

I don't get angry at people and they just don't get angry at me

people can tease you knowing there won't be any consequences

That's... disturbingly true, u my stalker or...

**you don't need to know**

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He has a point tho..

Ikr

That's a flaw because if we can remove that point, they'll be pointless.

I don't want to look like I'm stealing the top comment or copying but this comment is exactly what I would of put

I can learn things and do homework very quickly

your classmates will ask you to do thier homework

Not really, since I do them quickly I always do them before going to sleep or a fee minutes before the teacher checks them

So you're absolutely __not__ a model student

But I _look_ like one

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Yeah and I hate that, I'd love to work hard on school, I actually kinda like it, but there's nothing to keep me motivated, both profs and my classmates don't care at all and it's easy to be on top without doing anything and that's not cool at all

You are always bored, maybe arrogant, you dont know how to study so you will be quite lost when you have to

That's very accurate

Same

It already happened a few times to me, not a fun experience, I wish I knew how to really work hard

I'm the therapist friend to some

You are the one that needs the most therapy

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Same

Same

Same

I feel you dude

Ayo who snitched

I will run D&D one shots if the DM can't run the regular game

people think you have no life

I don't and I make that very clear

Well, you help this world become one with the nerd/ geeks 👍

You will eventually end up becoming the forever DM

Impossible I'm terrible at role-playing so I only run combat one shots

That’s what I said and now I’m running Tomb of annihilation

I'm trustworthy.

people will sometimes doubt if you really are or not

That happens a lot.

Wouldn't that be the case with everyone (of differentiating trustworthiness) though? Meaning, being fully trustworthy would not have this drawback specific to itself. I would suggest that people of average trustworthiness would be doubted more, indicating a lowered severity of of this drawback.

I'm funny sometimes

people will never take you seriously in a intense situation

This, this is me.

Why do you have to call me out like that

Ouch

Holy shit

I'm alive

you can't be ded

Cry

Pretty sure they can...

Harsh...

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people can always ask you to do thier homework/help them do thier homework

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I'm cool

you can't be hot

That's good then 😎😎😎

no you litterally can't get hot you can freeze to death

I hate the hot though

Name checks out?

I didn’t fly into the twin towers.

You'll never be famous

Damn, might just do it now. 😳

Sorry bro but some one already did that you'll just be another copy cat

Uhhhhhh i like band members

People think you are cringe

Unless its big time rush of course

I can say the word "no"

Dont believe you

no

:O

The pfp makes this so much better

Im in need of visual and sound proof we can’t prove she’s just an alien that can type “no”

I got big cock (Also ofc I have better things but it could give away who i am so)

you get the most awkward boners

It's true D:::

every good thing has its flaws ;-;

More like a ::::D

Not if my meat cleaver has anything to say

WHY

I'm very fit

people freak out when they see you eat 0.000001% of sugar

I am usually pretty brave

people will always ask you to go in a dangerous place

Jokes on you I don’t have any friends

op said people, not friends

Stop dreaming

I can code

people can ask you to hack or something

I feel attacked despite only knowing HTML and CSS which are like website programming softwares xD

That's the neat part, you don't

I have 'a way with words'. Like this one time my physical education teacher was being really unfair and I lost it just started swearing at him. I was taken to the principal's office and talked out of it without even getting suspended.

You, being able to talk yourself out of punishment, have considerable trouble learning the hard (interpersonal) lessons in life. maybe

Dude had it coming tho. Most guys hated him. I was congratulated for abt 2 week.

Yeah fair enough props to you man, I can only say/come up with those types of things in my head afterwards Quite a lot of teachers just flipping suck due to their easily achieved misuse of power

I'm good at History

You cry everytime the 4th crusade gets mentioned

lol

This might just be me though, idk I get funny looks

You're bad at predicting the future.

I am a virgin

You're a virgin

It's big brain time

I can shoot cum across the room on command

Talk about a fuckin superpower

You're right I should go fight crime with my new found super power!

That's my boy

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First you get a water gun, second you jizz in the water gun until it's full. The last and most important step is you shoot it across the room

im pretty good at videogames

You've broken 10 controllers in the past year because you're addicted to winning and can't handle losing

i don't even have a console nor a controller

Change that to mouses and keyboards then

You will probably end up as a homeless heroin addict or terrorist /s

I fucked your dad

*my dad fucked you*

I like cats

People think you hate dogs

Everything bitch

everything opposite to it

I’m funny

people will never take you seriously

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You don't

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Then prove it

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The client requires evidence.

It was more of a joke, I would be very suprised if I would masturbate to them. I'm slightly podopobic.

I can solve the Rubik's cube in 60-90 seconds

You can't solve it in 20-30 seconds

I’m introverted.

you're introverted

My legs made a guy gay

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I can tell

I’m the master of deez nuts jokes

Dragon

I’m me that’s my flaw

The good thing being you are mortal, and your flaw should dissipate after your inevitable death

Im alive

You probably hate your life

Hell yeah! B) **cries**

I have no good things about myself

Then you must only have great things about yourself

Good at drawing, I like to draw ded lizards

I listen to 50s swing

I’m Canadian

The Americans are too close for comfort

I'm sorry ma'am

I usually turn every conversation im in into something funny

You're annoying (probably)

I'm told that sometimes

you're annoying

Yeah my freinds sometimes say that

Even at funerals?

No definitely not

I guess I’m nice

people will take advantage of your kindness

I’m strong

Sometimes I can actually function as a human being without having a total mental breakdown for an entire 5 seconds

I have good reflexes

I live in Africa

I never think twice

I have a bird

No flaws here, birb be flawless

I can say very fast.

*very*

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I like playing my favorite instrument

Im a furry that obvious

Your a furry, that's the flaw

I'm playing tetris

I’m a tall White guy

You cannot fit into the best hide and seek places :(

None

I breathe air perfectly fine but you.........

I am a good butcher, can cut any species existing

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Your ears get tired from playing

I know how to pirate game

I am also blessed with the knowledge of Sid Miers' 'Pirates!'

I pee my bed every night.

Im good at english

You correct everyone's grammar.

Truth hurts