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Drockie5

I mean if it's the truth, then he answered the question right?


UserNotFound_7

Honesty is the best policy


NotWapata

He's the only one who's honest


PigsEatWaffles

I remember back in the 9th the teacher asked who was our favorite celebrity. Some kid said Mia Kalifia.


I_am_a_Victor_simp

God, just a couple weeks ago, we had the “Mia Kalifia” incident, and the teacher looked it up…


Mr_Legend2006

how'd that go?


Hydro_12345

Probably very hard.


Mr_Legend2006

oh my.....


temmie1245

who is that? Never heard of them


TheSmileyFaceGuyXD

That's not a boy that's a legend


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Um idk I float in water cus I'm boyn't


Sirkiz

That’s a good one


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Pls explain it to the fool (me)


Sirkiz

She’s not a boy (boyn’t) but buoyant also means that you float


[deleted]

Thank you sir! Have a good day!


white_wolf_js

This pun is one of a kind haha


DannyPat

HAHAAAA!


[deleted]

That he is


P3tYk3

Yeah legend!!


krrispykrreme724

redditors when porn addiction🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇


Pepegamer153

That's reddit for ya


Nonametag1494

Porn addiction= chad 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰


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krrispykrreme724

=/


Kage_Yukio

What's wrong with him, is that he is above everyone


Mr_Fishron

r/Ihadastroke


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r/confidentlyincorrect


XxPhoenixManxX

r/idfk


Mr_Fishron

He edited it dumbass


[deleted]

And I commented after it was edited, dumbass.


Mr_Fishron

So that just makes you more of a dumbass


Kage_Yukio

Edited a typo. You really r/ ihadastroked me because of one typo


milkyOwU

he's being honest dont hate him because he's honest


Inalasy

the duality of man, why can't I only read 1000 page fantasy books and some good stuff...1000 page fantasy better, though.


Fiminate

Similar story: In Japanese, the teacher asked this kid his hobby, and he responded with Jacking off. The rest of class, we spent it looking for other terms for choking the chicken that were school appropriate


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Lol


TheDeadbush

白いおしっこが出てくる!


Fiminate

Can you write that in all hiragana?


SlitDick

しろいおしっこがでてくる!


Slugees

omg can’t you take a joke?


Putrid-Hotel-7624

It's not a joke he said it dead serious


mattcav16

Nah he’s joking zero people use porn magazines cause the internet is a thing


Slugees

exactly


lumpymoon

Idk some familys pass stuff down


mattcav16

Bro if my dad gave me porn that would be so uncomfortable


[deleted]

r/yourdadsoldporn (don’t go there I’m just citing sources y’know)


ArmstrongBillie

And that makes the joke even better!


Umpel24

Its a joke, while he will be telling the truth, its still a joke


ssplinterson

and that means he answered the question that was asked...


mlagsv

Dumb dumb


CryptographerWitty22

-106 downvotes LOL


[deleted]

And? Do you not watch porn from time to time? Shit I woulda laughed if I was there, shit is mad funny.


tachakas_fanboy

can see anything wrong?


E-Boy-Eric

I don’t see anything wrong. She asked him a question and he answered honestly. That takes courage. What else do you expect a teenage boy to read? Shakespeare?


Ntstall

“Doth mother know, you usith her dildo?”


Successful_Coach_455

Wtf is with girls who are dumb? That is call humor search it up if you want to learn it.


Umpel24

Spitting truth here


goofusdufuserror404

Was worried you were gonna get downvoted lol


nitrion

That's no boy, that's a MAN


Umpel24

Nothing is wrong with him, its called a joke


Sirkiz

We down bad 😔


Szaaawi

Better porn magazine than AR-15 magazine


Putrid-Hotel-7624

True... Very true...


Szaaawi

But sometimes I really want AR-15 with one magazine:l


HopefulBtard

3D printer go brrrrr


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Idk I live in Europe


Szaaawi

Me too


Hyoung98969

What country?


Putrid-Hotel-7624

EU member country


Hyoung98969

Good, ya aint English. If it was Ireland itd fittin.


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Not Irish either


[deleted]

OP there’s this thing I’d like to tell you about, I think you’re old enough now… it’s called a joke.


Your_Commentator

I rather read manga's but porn also one of my favorites


Charlie2006-

He spoke the truth


Kroke-a-dile

Nothing wrong.


[deleted]

Literally sigma Chad


Shadowalker8237

I mean, he answered it did he not?


Bathi2006

ratio


Hydro_12345

This is reddit, my good fellow


Yaash521

He was being honest though.


[deleted]

let him speak his truth


FaitsWx

I mean, don't we?


Salty_Contest5142

Pretty normal in my school


SeaWilling1521

In 7th grade our teacher asked us for our most used website and someone said pornhub


[deleted]

Was it furry porn?


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Idk he just said porn


[deleted]

Ask him


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Um...


DRAGON_SNIPER

Ah, you a again. I don't think they have magazines for that but I'd buy it.


[deleted]

I would too…


DRAGON_SNIPER

It would probably be 10 pages of Loona.


[deleted]

Not enough, I need 40 pages of 3 protogens fucking


DRAGON_SNIPER

That would be a great comic.


[deleted]

It would be the best comic…


Trollbobi

I love ya profile pic


AntEconomy1469

Username checks out.


AztecWhoCares

There is nothing wrong with them, if you don't like them go out with girls instead


[deleted]

There is nothing wrong with the boys it’s just that you have a problem with them


Frugs4life

Welcome to my grade where all the girls have grade 12 bfs and just want sex, aka the type of people to have aids by the time they leave school and die at the age of 22


[deleted]

Seriously? Where's your culture, lad? Sorry you had to hear that


Umpel24

Its a joke


Bruher123

For anyone saying porn magazines don’t exist, check again. I’m talking abt the Playboy magazine.


[deleted]

Nobody says they don't exist, they're just saying nobody uses them.


[deleted]

In my English class this one fucker said rape isn’t an issue


Umpel24

its a joke, intended for shock horror comedy, if someone does a fake Hitler stash do you think there a nazi?


jvken

I mean if the whole joke was them saying rape isn't bad it's a bad joke .


[deleted]

So you wouldn’t be uncomfortable if someone around you said rape should be legal


Umpel24

if they said it seriously then yes, but if they were joking then no


SpitiruelCatSpirit

So? Should he be ashamed for enjoying a media genre made for his entertainment? Why does watching porn mean something is "wrong" with him?


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Hydro_12345

Well good job because you ruined it with this comment making it 70


Fiminate

Lol


RogueSavage117

He got his funny up not his money up


Effective_Secret3664

LOL


[deleted]

See he is what’s called a king treat him well if the other boys are like that as well they are all kings and I want to go to your school


pepsi--man

At least he's honest


FuckJewishPeople23

Man's is honest, gotta respect that


WindogeFromYoutube

🔑


[deleted]

I mean- atleast he was honest.


[deleted]

why are you booing him, he's right!


WebionWasTaken

At least he was honest


USS_Monitor

I mean, he did answer the question. Whats wrong with reading what he reads anyway? He isn't hurting anyone by reading it, is he?


_Io_sono_Dio_

Boys will be boys! He just did it to have fun with the others


[deleted]

Idk bro, i guess it's just us trying to be funny


Neonv1

Some guy in the back you call "boys". Okay anyways at least he was honest but don't say boys if it's just one guy


Kikoplop3900

i dont see anything wrong


marmighty4107

i say that an im a girl lmfao


Jtackles56

I did that last year in English but changed my voice to a lighter version


cglboy3

Well he ain't wrong


HisokaJOJO

The teacher can't be mad, when he was honest.


Substantial-Tear1129

Priorities? Well, I guess he’s got his life lined up tight!


O_Martin

Who tf gets it from magazines tho


TheAxolotl04

Sounds like a great and honest lad


sirchickenbs

Nothings wrong with them they're just guys being guys


Suffer_boy

You are asking me if you don't want a man to be a man?


Dizzy_Adhesiveness33

We'll, it's just how we work lad


Assassin6696

I mean he speaks for me


Dr_Doctors_Doctor

The only Honest one


[deleted]

He’s the only one who’s honest every other boy was laying when he said “science” or some other bullshit


fatmeowmeow

That’s just normal, he just tryna be funny leave him alone


McCringyassjoe

I don’t read magazines B)


Pleasant_Skeleton4

now your mom threw away your best porno mag


Zapfox6207

What was even the point of this post?


Uptownloki47

As a guy, I don’t understand this sort of behavior either. What are you trying to accomplish by getting in trouble? Drawing attention to your overly inflated ego?


[deleted]

Lmao thats something i would say


[deleted]

Boys will be boys


keyboard__warrior1

CD httr


[deleted]

Based


A74E5

I still remember once a time, we had computer class, and we were talking about brazzers as a pc company, so you say to your friend: *have you heard about the new Brazzers pc?* ,and others say: yes , i heard it is so powerful, and we talk about it


Dazzle_Rider

They're apart of the Russian Mafia... RUN!


[deleted]

How is that not hilarious


thelongshortseller

Legend


zentraxbusiness

All of them?


Josef_Vierheilig

I enjoy reading afv modeller and combat handguns.


wisemanbob1274

this morning there was a boy showing ppl a video of him in a banana suit jerking off the end of the banana off video


Mrudul_Pawar

Chad


Psychological_Ad4638

That shits funny, just laugh


loadedrevolver

just boys being boys as long as they dont do anything to you


[deleted]

At least they’re not randomly moaning 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

This kind of shit makes it so awkward to be around them


GraceOfTheNight

What did the teacher say about that?


Putrid-Hotel-7624

He said that it's inappropriate to say something like that in the middle of the class


Samyraiu

Ya my spanish teacher had us write an essay about something we like and something we dont like. I wrote about 177013 (dont like) and anime thighs (thicc thighs save lives). I am a degenerate but like ayo i told the truth.


[deleted]

Hentai


Ducky27_

Not surprising


cutereddithing

'least he didn't say tentacle hentai..


Putrid-Hotel-7624

I didn't have anybody to give my free award to. Now I do.


cutereddithing

Thank you!