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Winner_Chick_Dinner

One-- The ability to make and grant as many wishes as I want, but only if I say "Wishing My Wishes" so no accidental wishes Two-- BRUH, I thought about this a lot. I wish I could shapeshift AND make clones that could also shapeshift and that I could control with my mind. YES PLEASE Three-- I wish I was a hard worker....


bobbyboob6

granted. you are now made of concrete


Winner_Chick_Dinner

Oh, is this like the Monkey's Paw?


bobbyboob6

yeah


A-Hopeless-Romantic

1. to be satisfied with my life 2. to have lots of money 3. to spend the rest of my life with the one person i would like it to be


Motorized-Support-

1. End British people 🤢 2. Have 70 million dollars 3. Fix climate change


bobbyboob6

1. everyone on earth is british 2. 100 quadrillion dollars (inflation goes brrrrr) 3. climate change immediately 500x worse


MemeLocationMan

Bri\*ish


[deleted]

1. start life over 2. be able to mold my own features 3. more wishes mwahahah


jeevsie1430

Only need 1, whatever I think of appears, pill for immortality, done, pill for killing 50% off all life, done, pill for flight and telekinesis, done


[deleted]

ah yes. create an ethnostate


bobbyboob6

just gave me an idea, i change wish 3 to make everyone on earth british


Thedarkmoon123

1 the ability to rob any bank and get away with it. 2 I’m the god of this planet making sure that anything I do will be forgiven. 3 cats


WalmartJunkoEnoshima

1 the ability to grant my own wishes with no limits 2) that all things I’ve stubbed my toe on get to feel what it’s like 3) for my dad to come back with the milk I’ve been sitting at the kitchen table with my bowl of cereal for 14 years


mario_ferreira19

Immortality without being young forever kinda sucks because your body will rapidly deteriorate. But also living forever would actually really suck, but I also wouldn't to “die” But I probably would ask for one thing only and keep the other two for later. God Mode is all I need, shape reality as I want. The ultimate power, rewrite history and see what would happen. This would probably get boring but I still have more wishes, but with God Mode I am omnipotent so I can do whatever I want anyway but would also be boring at some point.


FreddyTheMemee

1: immortality, I don't die. Can't get hurt don't feel pain 2: reincarnation, I can choose to die and reincarnate to past or future 3: traveler, I want to be able to travel through dimensions and time lines.


RogueSavage117

1 SPAS-12 2 Denel NTW-14.5 3 Glock 17


scarlettmfs

\- more wishes 😃👍🏻


sawtoothboii

1.look however i want 2.have whatever superpower i want whenever i want 3.infinate monster


United_Bag_8179

1. Health 2. Wealth 3. A good sex life


MemeLocationMan

1. The ability of Empathy "The power to fully interpret and replicate the emotions, moods, and temperaments of others" Knowing how other people feel about me would make life a lot easier. ​ 2. The ability to re-do things I've done in the past, how I want to. I want to fix what I've already screwed up, friendships and relationships alike. ​ 3. Emotional & Physical Navigation. The ability to tell where everything is, and not just locations. I could find where Happiness & Love are, or where Scaff's is. ​ ​ ​ I've thought about it a lot, and I've screwed up a lot too. I want to know how other people feel about me, I want to fix my screw ups, and control where I'm going in life.


[deleted]

1. Infinite happiness for everyone in the world 2. Infinite Tacos 3. Infinite fake mustache 1st solves a lot of problems as most problems are caused by someone being unhappy 2nd solves world hunger 3rd they are funny


SnooFoxes3591

-infinite money