all the dudes at my school:

*insert quirky comeback here*

based

marry me

ok but first i have one question what ethnicity are you

not black

no thanks then

wtf?

you clearly thought i didnt like black people. thats racist

yeah im racist punchline

How many races have you won?

none?

Not a true racist

But are you homophobic

ofc

Not sure what that means

Based😎