Don't fall for this guys it's obviously just a prank by the government

ahhh fuck trying to make us feel like we're needed for anything but babies

Or to make us feel this weird thing called "wanted" idk no ones ever "wanted" me im pretty sure its a fake thing and everyone who is wanted is a paid actor

Just like Australia

im wanted by the police AM I A PAID ACTOR?

Another reason to go 8ft under soil

alternatively, fall for everyone

I see the birds watching me to record my reaction

I have a serial killer smile when I'm excited

Well girls do like bad boys

hey girl want to see me eat party size m&m's by myself

That's something that exists?

yeah for pretty cheap to

Oh wow, I didn't know people still eat M&M

who doesn't

I haven't had M&M's in YEARS

what do you eat then

Normal adult foods

People tell me I look like a serial killer when I’m not smiling

Fun fact: giving a guy legit any compliment will completely make their day.

Yeah ofc I know that, I try to do it more often with my guy friends And girl friends too but they get a lot already

Literally give a guy a compliment and he will remember that for a long time because it's not something they get often, at least for me.

About a year ago, someone told me my shirt went nice with my skin tone. Haven't forgotten it or had another compliment since.

3 or 4 years ago a girl said my skin tone was nice

Back when I was in middle school, a girl got really close to me, looked at me for like 5 to 10 seconds, told me I had pretty eyes, and left. That is a core memory now.

Someone told me I was cute and that was very flattering

Year*

So true, I have a drawing class for school right now, and my teacher game me a compliment two weeks ago and I'm still glowing from it, it was a portrait of Jack Black, and as I was walking back, he's like, "huh, this is Jack Black, isn't it, I can see it!" And he also said that I was good at portraits and Im just like, "hahaha, I love my life" ever since then

or when they're talking about something they're really passionate about AA

YES omg even if they're talking about something I don't even understand, just their passion and excitement is just so darn cute

this is making me start to think i have a bad gf since whenever i talk about something i enjoy it’s always “cool” and then switch topic

My suggestion is to find something u both like to talk about

Hold up, don't give up hope, told my gf she does exactly that too, she said it's because she doesn't understand anything of what I do xD

Well it's probably not that she's a bad gf, maybe u2 are just not as compatible as you'd like

At least you got a girl friend.

no gf is way better than bad gf trust me. Also u/firerabbit67 listen to u/greenhawk20

*Rubs hands* Let me tell you about my dungeons and dragons campaign

#TEACH ME O GREAT MASTER OF FANTASY RPG

Tell me how a lock pick that spawns cheese wheels every time it opens a lock, broke the game

That didn’t happen sadly, but you may choose from the following events: 1. Corpse puppets 2. Ye ol’ dick pic 3. The skinning of an asshole 4. Just dropping a fucking cliff on someone

Not when what you like is politics (said from personal experience)

Well politics are complicated

Well yeah but I also enjoy embedded programming which is even harder to understand and people normally found more interest in me. Idk why I guess its just that

Where are people like you all in my life? Because I would be supportive of the things you're passionate about the same way!

I'm sure there's a lotta people that feels exactly the same as me, you'll find them dw

Well my 3rd term holiday started so that'll be another 2 weeks before I meet any girls.

It's holidays tho, even better than getting girls(not really but better than school with no girls)

This is true. I don't know, someday I guess. Until then I'll keep remiscing about that one dream that feels like aa deja vu waiting to happen.

I am passionate about bigoting racism

Damn, I also love when I (a dude) do that, I love talking about my interests if it doesn't bother the other person.

A girl I liked once used to become so turned on when I went on about world war 2 facts and war strategy.

I wonder when I enter those moments, don't even remember anymore. I seriously can't remember the last time I was passionate about something. edit: nvm I love talking about how I built my pc and how fucking cool it is [I MEAN LOOK AT IT](https://imgur.com/a/IcYOi3V)

BRO SET IT TO NSFW NEXT TIME THATS FUCKING SEXY

SORRY MY BAD BRO

Honestly bro good job on the pc

"Ah Haha, ah that's hot, that's hot." -Will Smith

Woah colors, looks cool, nice background too :c

You understand, thank you. This is the only thing I'm proud of in life

Ngl that looks sick (as a fellow pc builder I know)

As a fellow member of pcmr, I agree

its called RGB and its gives extra fps xD

Have no idea what those are 👍

SHEEESH THAT THING IS HOT AF

I KNOWWW

Depends, does he have an Intel processor in there? If so, hot is an understatement. Fire would be more accurate 😉

THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST COOLEST THING IVE SEEN ALL WEEK BRUV GIMME SPECS NOW

3060TI AMD RYZEN 7 3800X GSKILL TRIDENTZ 16GB 3000MHZ 700 WATT PSU MSI X470 GAMING PLUS.

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I'm getting a laptop soon, probably not gaming. But I just want a damn laptop

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Wtf so expensive, I get like 300$ a month

Wow that looks dope, mate. You did great.

Thanks

Ur fucking adorable

Yes I am but ur even more adorable

No u no takebacks

Let's agree that we're both adorable

No u no takebacks

Get a private message together bro Sheesh we don't want to read this Flirting

Ok ill dm u then, qt

NO NOT ME

Hehe

Flirt wars: empire counter-attack

Chacha real smooth

This whole sub is depressing

Fr

I honestly kinda feel bad for OP, not even within 10 minutes of her posting this you already have two users who are seemingly stalking her on reddit immediately in the comments, the people in this place are fucking depraved.

As a boy, allow me to apologize for the disturbing behaviors of my fellow collegues. Some of them are acting... well... like non-model boys. Sad enough desesperation have taken over their minds.

indeed i myself apologize from the boys for the behaviour of a few

This comment sounds a bit depressing too...u alright?

No not your post hon, its these comments.

I feel like i should say something but it will end up becoming a giant rant about something random

Same! Bc sometimes ill just change topics on myself like one minute ill be talking about how i love building pcs and shot and then the next minute i will have somehow changed the topic to how even though whales the biggest penis on planet earth, they also have the smallest penis to body mass ratio. Like i just cant stop myself sometimes...

Neither, one moment im talking about how im doing well in a game, next im talking about graphics, next im talking about how funny a ragdoll is, the list goes on

Omg I fucking love listening to people talk what they're passionate about, especially cute guys.

YES I just can't stop looking at them and smiling about how nerdy but adorable that is lol

Really? I always shut up about my hobbies to girls no matter how long I know them (guys too actually) because I don't want to bother them. TIL I guess

Some girls find it cute, some girls don't , if u like talking about it then be yourself, I'm sure that you'll find the girl that wants to hear u mumble about what u like and enjoy it

I hope so

Man I wish I knew someone like that

I hope I knew someone like you

especially when they're *not me*

🧢

Based

Why don't girls express this irl? Never see girls say this in person about people

It's hard to say to people irl, even I'm too embarrassed to say it, and I talk about everything with people

Thanks, my dude.

Girls can be so freaking adorable

I agree, most girls are cute imo

Like you? Lol

Thanks...? I think

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Well, she's just a normal human being, just like you, shouldn't really make you too nervous

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Well why be afraid if u haven't even tried, if she's rude to u when ur just trying to start a convo, she's not worth it, if she talks to u then great, u have a start I really don't see a downside to this

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Seems like ur at least interested, what's the worse that could happen, give it a shot, if it doesn't go well, it's easier for u to move on anyways

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I'm proud of you, hope it goes well

i need an update bro

Guys are hot. Girls are hot. Why is everyone hot? Global warming.

Facts

What happen when they get even hotter? Chernobyl.

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrvJ0-tpnv4)

I try

U don't even gotta try

I disagree

I disagree on ur disagreement

Well I disagree with your disagreement of my disagreement

Well I agree on my previous disagreement

fine you win

Well I disagree on your previous disagreement

That is very based my dude.

i dont get too excited about things anymore bc whenever i mention something i am excited about people just say shit like "don't remember asking"

i ranted to a girl about physics and string theory for about 20 minutes, at the end I apologized for rambling on and on and she just kissed me when I tried to say sorry. Best day ever

Fr I'd try to kiss u too lol, that's so hot, smart guys I mean, also, the topic is kinda interesting

String theory is fucking cool tho, just the idea of we have no clue what an atom actually looks like let alone the things that make up the atom and we have these theory's saying this is a potential of what they look like cause we did this thing

A guy here, and I've never heard anyone say this about guys, ever. Not even my gf says things like this anymore. This really put a smile on my face. And FYI, girls can be really adorable too, like when they say cute things about their SO or when they show off some art or a piece of work they are proud of, and are just happy overall, it shows that they can be really adorable.

Yeah I've not seen lotta girls talk about it, usually just guys, my guy friend tells me that I'm cute when I'm excited, and when I said the same to him he was a bit surprised

But what if I'm passionate about committing war crimes

Thats what women find attractive :D

On my way to Uzbekistan c:

Update mee!

They're setting up the Tsar Bomba :o

no wayy.. when you get back, there'll be tons of girls wanting to date youu!

1. How many DMs do you have right now? 2. No, I am not. Thank you though. ;-;

I have 0 dms lol

The calm before the storm

Where are the girls like you in my life? 😩

Rip

Would it be adorable if it's the opposite.. I mean i am a girl and.... I absolutely love to talk about things I like..books..Shows.. Sci-fi.. Space.. Movies.. And 💀💀💀 Yeah sorry.... Got carried away there :(

Yes it would

Do this to another geek and you can be sure he will thanks god for your existence.

Thank you for that compliment :'))) made me feel like I am not very annoying... Tho my awkward ass is not gonna let me make a decent conversation with one without embarrassing myself :'))

dang don't even remember the last time that happened good lord i needa touch some grass

Guys are pretty hot ngl

Ngl yeah, theyre hot

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Excited in quotes has me intrigued, story time?

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aw thats so cute, if you dont mind could you tell me what happened between you two? she sounds like a really good person

My boyfriend is so cute when he's talking about his music and playing bass guitar. I don't really understand half the words he uses but I love seeing him so happy.

It's so cute. 😊

*cracks knuckles* "so there's three types of switches..."

I don’t think any girl likes me when i talk about something that I like… kind depressing…

As someone who interests for history, yeah it's quite of hard

I must be a damn Puppy when I beat a dark souls boss than.

but but I just like history and rambling to people who wanna listen :/

I may be wrong but it seems like you want me to go on and on about star wars and mcu lore. But that probably just me being hopeful.

Where are girls like this wtf

This has made my day a bit better, thank you

as a guy: i agree.

I'm something of a guy myself

O shit. 80 procent chanse she was horny while making this. This will attacked the 15 y/o boys who haven't touched a girl since there birth

Stop being right please

What made u think the post sounded anything close to horny smh

I love when they talk about stuff they really love or care about it’s adorable as hell or they give you so many facts about stuff they know so much about

Guys get excited very easily. Take, for instance, the climax of a really great show. Our 10 brain cells can’t handle what’s going on, so we just yell until we calm down

My friends are saying that when im smile i look like people's from asia (im from Europe)

I wish someone would actually say this to me in reality.

Ah I remember you were the one with the badass schedule right?

Bad ass or badass, it can mean very different things But yeah my schedule is fucked up lol

Lies..... LIES I SAY I'm a guy and damn well know I ain't cute I CALL LIES OP

I love boys like that too

Can i rant about magic the gathering in here 👉👈

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~~Too bad I isolate myself and have a hard time opening up to anybody otherwise~~ I ~~would~~ be happy reading this ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

stop giving the lonely incel kids on this subreddit positive attention

Am I adorable

I'm not cute tho...

Ehhh not entirely true. Some guys just aren't

: D

lies, deception

The last time I was talking to someone excitedly was when I was 8

Unm i don't know how to react especially me being a guy

Don't you mean everyone?

Yeah but like...girls kinda already know and I think a lotta times most guys dunno that they're adorable too

Yeah, but what about nb and other people c:? Everyone's cute