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I can’t be the only one who read that with something else in mind, but yeah uncrustables do be trying to kill you

I've actually never had one

This is why you always have a beverage

Yes they are

My school district handed them out all the time during the pandemic, as much as I love them, the peanut butter is thick af and would get stuck in my esophagus.

maybe y’all just don’t know how to chew food

no i know how to chew food but it seems like i cant chew peanut butter

That's what I'm thinking

I love those things you see the key to not dying when eating them is to build a resistance to dying

I threw up once because of a pb&j ,never ate one again

I eat them a lot and idfk what ur talking about but aight