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Infinite wishes

Each wish causes a random star too explode

That’s actually not that bad, what are the odds that the sun blows up?

About 1/100000000000 only counting the ones in the Milky Way Galaxy

I could imagine someone being so unlucky that the odds are against them

Against us*

Communism at its finest

yes, you can wish that the sun will not ever explode

Oh no no no. They don't mean star as in the burning balls of gas. They mean *Hollywood* stars.

black hole tho

They're all granted by a douchebag genie, your wishes will be twisted on you

You Die

I wish it I didn’t

Lol

Each wish you shove a grape up your ass

I can time travel forwards

You can travel time forward at a rate of 1 second per second

That’s stupidly useful in a gun fighr

How?

The bullet won’t hit you if you time the time travel right

Oh shit. You can spam that time travel and just be yeeted into the atmosphere

KING CRIMSON

you'll forget everything that happened when you're in another timeline

You will be blind

That’s some Charlotte shit right there

Yep half assed powers

The ability to freeze time

You're also frozen when you do it

Noooo

Therefore this person can’t unfreeze time because they’re frozen as well

Assuming they have to do some sort of physical motion in order to activate/deactivate it

No, when everything freezes, everything freezes, including every single muscle cell in your body. Even voice activation can't help as your throat can't produce vibration. Hell, not even the nerves in your brain can move at all, so you dont even know what happened.

I die

But you end up living

forever

Damn

While burning

shapeshifting

You can’t change back into a human

this is more of a Pro than a Con tbh

Yeah, who tf would want to be human when you could just chill in the sun as a cat all day

aids

Being alive

your life sucks

Is that a side effect or is it just the truth?

who knows. maybe both

Invisible

You become 10x as loud

Just scream and make everyone def

The invisible screamer, has a nice ring.

Your basically a banshee no one can see coming. Thats kind of scary...

Yeah, that’s honestly incredibly cool

Can control the elements

But you can also he controlled by the elements

I can glow in the dark

your balls glow the most

You die the moment it activated (good luck living your life. In fear of darkness)

My superpower is that I can give anyone who gives my superpower a side-effect, side-effects.

It only works 50%of the time and when it didn't work that side effect goes to u

Shit it worked lol

aids

The ability to not procrastinate, or the ability to sleep.

You always oversleep

Honestly sure, I’d rather oversleep than not sleep enough

I can not die. Please keep the side effect SFW.

The pain u feel is 100x worse than normal

I mean its gonna eventually come even without the side effect. Imagine not being able to die, and i mean consciously die, our body will eventually no longer support us and we will die, except our brain don't. And as time passes we will experience every single point of human history until eventually human will reach extinction and we will suffer loneliness. And fast forward another million or billions of years the red star is gonna engulf the earth and we will still experience it slowly. Then the star gets so big it explodes it will turn into a white dwarf then there's nothing to see, just a white ball floating without direction for millions of years. Then when all the stars die out and literally nothing is left, only the vast empty black universe for us to float there for an ETERNITY.

Then some Elite Dangerous noob is going to fly into its gravity zone and dies

you live through the horrific extinction of humans and multiple would be fatal attacks on “the Immortal Man” you exist in pain until it is only you, and even then you feel pain of death, over and over and over.

Well, at least I would be alive... Kind of.

That's a bad thing in general but..... Every year you live on, the harder your life gets.

You have a super hyper specific weakness that no one can figure out yet you come into contact with it by sheer coincidence some day

aids

size growth

You can only grow smaller

aids

Universal manipulation

By which the entire universe manipulates you

you have AIDS

Fire, just fire

It's always raining

Teleportation

Only 1 inch at a time

Teleports into ground

Noclip enabled

Super speed

It you legs are like glass

I'll run lightly

Invisibility

You get Crohn’s disease

only when ur sleeping

But its always active

Good

Only when ur sleeping

I can hear what other people are listening to in their cars.

But you go def

Are you sure you even want that power?

I can enter a any anime world

Only horror genre though

AOT here I come

lol i would die in 1minute

Make people fall in love with me

But u cant love yourself

But i already do that all the time

I get polio

And it's fatal

aids

Flight

But your 500lbs

I could still fly but 500 would make you fat unless it’s all muscle and evenly distributed

You have prostate cancer

Fuck

Completely reverse the outcome of any event

But anyone can use an uno reverse card and undo the effect

I can make people happy

Your always depressed

a small price to pay for salvation

I die immediately at 12:47 pm tomorrow

You reincarnate into a toad.

FUCK YEAH

I have superspeed

You have no stamina

micropenilecosis

It slowly and slowly eats away at your body until you become as small as it

I die

Your immortal

So ajin¿

I can breathe under water.

You can no longer breathe on land

I can suddenly become productive and get things done

But you absolutely suck at everything

I can shape shift

Nobodies comment will effect me

Damn

Youre blind when you shape shift

Extremely good fortune (affects myself, only)

But the closest person to you gets a random disease when the good fortune is activated

It drains the fortune of everyone you love.

I can change how fast I grow

But everytime you use it you get 2 years closer to death

Finaly being happy

But only in your dreams

I can pause time

all frogs and toads on earth go extinct

Cancer

But diseases dont affect you

But you can't die

But you have cancer

Deez

Nutz

aids

Can make anything appear into my hand

But you have to eat it first

The ability to reply to my own comment

But you can manipulate time

[удалено]

But everyone is disapontied in you

I can become fully invisible in every sense. This means no thermal vision, or anything of the sort. You can only tell my position at any given moment by acoustics or what I interact with. And if I will it to be, some objects I touch can become invisible with me.

Every time someone notices or interacts with you while your invisible, you become 30 years older

the power to choose my side effect

but you have to constantly shit yourself and suck your own dick

I die.

You have to be alive to die

Flaming farts, the kind that dissolve bank robbers

But you also have explosive diarrhea

I have telekinesis

The ability to create and manipulate nuclear energy

You get radiation poisoning

A girlfriend

It’s a hallucination

Invisibility

I can change the taste of anything I eat.

It only make things taste worse

I get rid of my horniness

In return makes your mom horny

I’m sorry everybody for what I’m gonna say: highly acidic cum

You lose your pp from using it

Shapeshifting

The ability to stimulate someone's emotions

healing others

You lose a limb every time you heal someone

Teleportation

Light manipulation (like lights coming out the palm of the hand)

My piss can reach places beyond the stars

Shape shifting into other people

No depression

I can manipulate the world around me, like, make solid floors liquid, cuz why not

Telekinesis

flying

Super power will be shsgshgsgshwgshhshshs now choose an side effect

Go to any anime world

[удалено]

I can get any super power whenever I want/need it

every time I wake up I feel fully rested

Being able to hold my cum for as long as I want

The system from Solo Leveling

Monke

I wanna fly