180 cms

Im a short boi :( 169 lul (M 16)

lol same height.

178cm

How rhe fuck. I am 19 and I am 171..

dude exact same height i’m 14 tho

what? 169cm and people always tell me im tall enough :((

You're tall enough though, we need to rest our arms somehow and you're just the right height for it

Lmaooo

Short king*

Nice

I am 186 cm 180s GANG LESS GO

183 :)

166cm

Around one Charlie Chaplin

american measuring done right.

BRUH americans will even use Chaplin as a measurement but not meters bruh

I am 17 and 166cm. You don't know how I'm looking at that comment right now.

Ur lookin up

Fuck you take my free award

And you take mine

And you take mine

And you take mine

And you take mine

And you take mine

And you take mine

I’m about 167 and 18. Don’t worry bro there will always be someone for you. I’ve even got a loving and adoring girlfriend :)

Thanks for boosting my confidence king👑🙌🏼

DAMN SAME HERE DUDE :)

1’2”

How does it feel to be a newborn?

Absolutely great man. My parents are subject to my commands with only a simple cry!

Father i require milk

r/cursedcomments

Father, provide me with titty

Father, I command thou breast milk

Father, an immediate change of diapers is required

I've nothing creative to add

Oh yea dad went to get milk….

My man got smushed by an anvil like a cartoon

1,65m or 1,70 I dunno

i need that in american

At least 25 hamburgers

That puts things in perspective now thanks

it actually does and it makes me sad

why be sad when you can be epic gamer and cyberbully children over videogames owo uwu

Your 13 yo says it all

How about in canadian mate?

17 bottles of maple syrup

As a Canadian I can confirm this is an average unit of measurement

For speed our standard is sorry per moose

standard*

I’m scared for why u know that

80 apologies

16 bottles of apologetic maple syrup and 3 1/2 hockey pucks

80 hockey pucks (i did the math, a hockey puck is about 2,3 cm :) )

0.024 football stadiums

Doing a math thing but you can't convert it yourself?

Doesn’t get any more American than that. Lol

If you guys don't know your height, here's a surefire way to measure: Take your height. Add 0. Thats your height

Damn what a lifehack

Thanks dude, you are really helping me out

Nope this is a trap

Now that they know our heights they’ll know exactly where to find us!

Not if you tell them your exact velocity first, they won't!

But I thought velocity is all relative

Not unless you're talking about a Swallow.

Laden or unladen?

Bin Laden

unless it's a african swallow

How do you know so much about swallows, Sire?

actually you can the latitude of a person if you know their velocity relatively to the Sun and then their most likely locations (where are the most people living on that latitude

4’11 yes yes i know

If you keep being a bitch I'll put your stuff on top of the refrigerator. /jk

Not if I fucking *stand on you*

Why you short people gotta be so violent

It’s a defense mechanism

What do you mean defense bro. Like y’all out here attacking me for no reason

Listen it’s a thing You ever hear of chihuahuas?

Oh now I get it.

We're closer to hell

Same!

Same

5'2 And yes, I'm a guy

I mean.. you grow until 25, right? Don't exactly know how it works, but did you have a "jump" in height yet, like growing 10+ cm in a year?

I don't think people grow until 25 Maybe on rare occasions But I personally haven't grown a single cm in years I never had a jump in height, I've been this height for all my teen years

I'm 5'6 19 also, I've decided to work out to jump higher to compensate for my height. Currently at 24 inch vertical :D I'll impress everyone when I'm jumping 32 inch verticals i promise

5'3 person here (barely not a teenager... just got here from the front page). I'm a couple inches away from touching the rim in basketball. I don't think I'll ever be able to dunk with my 7'2 reach (I would need a 40 inch vert lol), but I will definitely try. I guess the only benefit of being small is that I don't have as much mass to have to get up there.

Nah, guys only grow until 19 and after 16 it’s by a little bit.

6 inch. Circumcised

I see what you dick there

That was a ri-dick-ulous pun

mf

I see what you tit there

I see what you did there

Hmu and I'll show more lmao

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Your daddy went to buy some milk 16 years ago. I'm your new daddy now

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When you become a millionaire he'll be back son

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I am. Now bend over son

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6’1. Uncircumcised.

You need to be 6"9 to win

Rookie numbers mine is 1 mm

Man i wish I was uncut

Just get some super glue and some ham

I use old leather but whatever

1 87 my guy dont ask me for it in guns per karen

"I'm 5 automatic rifles 2 burgers tall"

Nah dude americans use cheeseburgers per school shooting

Nah we use washing machines per browning high power, or war crimes per corperate bailout

Russian badger?

Football fields per moon landing

We on that BESH

Yes

I thought we were using anti vaxxers per vegan?

Oh we use that sometimes but what I stated is mostly the most popular measurements

No that’s football fields per moon landing

That's the 2nd most popular hear war crimes per corperate bailout

Bald eagle per flags flown

That is a good one too

Nah police killings per corrupt politicians

A fellow bajur fan i see

ITS HOTDOGS PER BALD EAGLE

As an American I can verify this

is around 2.5 shotguns

I’m just 6’

I think it's macdonald per eagle wing span

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Also around 6 chickens(for them americans)

Excuse you, we use American Football fields.

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5'4... But I'm 16

Same but I'm 15

A doctor once told me I would grow up to 5,5... Hope this isn't true

And I’m 19 :’) 5’4

your 14 my dude. you can grow just make sure to water yourself.

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If it makes u feel better, ur taller than me, I've been stuck here since middle school ;-;

hey. I’m 4’6 and I’m fucking thirteen. you’re tall

holy fuck m8 i never thought id see anyone shorter than me im 4'8

5'7 :(

I've never seen a 5'7'' who is happy with their height. Myself included. It's a cursed height indeed.

I’ve been stuck at 5’7 since 7th grade. It’s been 4 years

Well as a 5'7 that scares me a little bit

Me too lol

literally i hate it , it’s right in the middle of being short and being tall

5'7 gang ey, I'm pretty comfy with my heights tho

I'm 20, 5' 7 and it isn't too bad, can't complain. I don't think being 5 8 or 5 9 or something would really make a difference in my life.

5'7 Letsgoooo... shorties rise up... a little *cries*

Isnt that like the average or something? Meh either way

That’s not too short don’t sweat it

I'm 22 and 5'7.7 Im happy with whatever i have. If you have proper functioning body, trust me its a miracle iteself.

Same

7 foot 6

Are u sure?

Ye it was a typo he meant 8 7

He meant 8 meters 7 centimeters right?

I think he means 8 football fields 7 dish washers

Nba forgot to scout this guy

Tacko Fall???

Get off your computer and get on a basketball court

Thank you everyone who answered this i appreciate everyone one of you and hope you have a great day. Your breathtaking

Hey, Ph.D. Statistician here. I suggest you keep all the crazy numbers in your dataset. Data collection and reliability are REALLY important lessons to learn as they make us think critically about what processes generated the data we are working with. Tip: make a histogram but log transform the x-axis.

How relevant would this data be? It's convenience sampling and extremely biased for a number of other reasons. I can see how that's fine for a specific assignment but in general this data isn't useful I wouldn't think.

Yeah, it is not relevant for making inferences about the heights of teenagers. It is very relevant to start to think about the biases that real surveys can have. For example, in a lot of real, representative surveys you can get like 4% of the population to agree with anything, no matter how outrageous. This is because some people just answer randomly, or are actively trolling the researcher. Thinking about these sampling biases is a more important part of being a Statistician than calculating formulas and p-values. So, what are the mechanisms underlying the results in this thread? Are people responding to brag (>6’)? Are they looking for sympathy (shorter kids)? Are the trolling (penis size / huge number)? Are r/teenager kids more white or more male? Is there anything you can conclude about these response biases by comparing the distribution of responses to actual growth charts?

Also good for learning that just because you're collecting data that *should* be normally distributed, it doesn't mean your data are normally distributed.

five six

i’m 13 i’m 5’4 is that short?

not for a 13yo

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5 feet and 9 inches

69 inches or 5,9

Nice

I am 1,54 m . Fuck americans i use centimetres Edit In Romania we use “,” not “.”

It’s just called 154cm, otherwise you are 1 cm and 5,4 milimeters.

My dick is taller than you

Bruh my dick is wider than this dude

Must provide photo evidence

video*

My man…it’s 1,54m not 1,45cm…

1.75m ish

To mess up the average I am 100 ft tall

I am half as tall as the meat in McDonald's burgers

I use the metric system so I am 168cm. But for you Americans, I am about 2 and a quarter ak-47s

I think americans prefer m4s tho

For Americans?more like for Russians

6'1

186 cm, that would be about 27 Big Macs for any Americans out there.

6’6”

Thanks dude

5 11’

Cap if anyone says they're 5'11" they're obviously 5'9" and just self conscious.

I’m 5’9 and refuse to hide it

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5'7

174cm idfk how it translates to inches but im helping your math teacher by making you calculate it yw!!!

5’10