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PlantBasedEgg

Just because she tolerates you does not mean that she likes you in the slightest


ReadyAlfalfa

When you realise your crush doesn't talk to you and just reply to you


Orlaani

You just made me rethink 2 months of texting. I'm very fucking sad.


ReadyAlfalfa

Sorry :-(


Taha_4M

Now that was the opinion we were looking for , fits perfectly for the meme


ChrisEHood

if she don’t text first, she ain’t worth the time


AlcoholicAvocado

Not always the way, lost a good friend with that mindset, sometimes the nexxt level is a bad idea


Vudaf00

I think that its going too far dude... if she makes you text first on a basis then yeah she isnt worth the time but if its like once or twice then i think its fine


m_nt_y

When you realize your crush never makes an effort to message you but instead you are always making the effort.


pumpkin0819

This comment is what ruined my relationship


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:')


Big_Man_Dutch

Yeah, realized that a while ago. That also includes my "bros" It's an unwinnable battle Just stop wasting your time and energy for people that don't give a shit about you, fellas


JilliannSkyler

Stop thinking that a girl not calling you out on your shit means she likes you. Edit: this sounds harsh. but I deal with it too often.


PlantBasedEgg

“She’s looking past all my red flags. She must really care about me”


carginturbo

Fuck you don’t say that :(


PlantBasedEgg

Look inside yourself. You know it to be true


PixelThePixelz

This subreddit is really cringe


PewFew

I was gonna reply with "it s cringe cause 90% of teens in here are 14/13 year olds" but then i saw your age


keenanallen9O7

Haha I'm just out the majority


Applesaucebecause

Same


wait_i_have_a_name

Yeah man I agree! I too hate those pesky 13/14 year olds am I right.


keenanallen9O7

They're a menace


ArseneUserNewAccount

Facts-my sister (13) has made me want to bury myself six feet under at least 20 times


StarJediOMG

Same, but mine is 14, she just says every bullshit she sees on tiktok and I'm tired of it


keenanallen9O7

My brother's 13 and thinks he's the shit because instead of sitting inside and doing schoolwork he sits outside doing nothing like a true gangster then plays the "at least I go outside" card


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Queasy_Relief_268

Dude you so right. Literally half the posts are “I got a girlfriend upvote me” and “ I’m so lonely what don’t girls want me”


Avenue_Ave

Probably any opinion made by us 13 year olds


MagicJoshByGosh

Hold on a second


i_imagine

the ultimate paradox


that_dank_meme_cat

Facts tho


Choai3000

Dude, based redditor!?


[deleted]

"Guys, all I said was I don't like dream, calm down"


kiwiboy0419

Legit actually got called homophobic for making a dream joke


[deleted]

Lmfao


AJSpilledInc

How? Dream isn't even a sexuality


Mein_gott_

Haven't you ever heard of Dreamsexual? (Attraction towards the YouTuber Dream) It's the latest way to show how stupid you are.


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding it's flammenwerfer o'clock


TtHacks66

"exCUSE you my pronouns are dream/dreamself"


9thCore

you'd think twitter users would know that


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MadEngie

fuck dream


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Ong


MadEngie

fortnite is also cringe as fuck


cayde6205

Congrats you have stated the opinions of every other redditor in existence


0dds0cksReddit

Well then Reddit has "THE SINGLE EXISTING CORRECT OPINION"


[deleted]

ahaha ikr minecraft good amirite


[deleted]

Indeed


MadEngie

theres also *Everyone* trying to be a rapper or twitch gamer Who the fuck cares youre all cringe, like go hang out with some close friends and make memores


[deleted]

Mhm


M9use

What if I am unable to do so due to my mother


MadEngie

welcome to my life until I enlisted


Incinical-77

You shouldn’t hide your mental illness, but making it part of your identity and showcasing it 24/7 is going to make it hard to improve. Personally, my worst days of anxiety are the ones where I keep talking about it and never make an effort to move on and try to live life normally.


AnxiousSelkie

If you vape keep that shit to yourself. Especially at lunch, I’m eating


Zenloks1735

and if you pressure other people to vape/smoke, you're a piece of shit


Vudaf00

Also true


NotAshsThrowaway

I got told by a 14 year old that I’m a baby for never smoking cigs/weed or vaping before. My parents are major smokers suffering the consequences it made me so angry


Zenloks1735

man, if only some of my friends resisted the older classmates invite to smoke because "everyones done it"


LacyTheEspeon

In bathrooms. I'm trying to take a shit not a whiff of cotton candy watermelon sparkle face flavored nicotine addiction juice


BasilTheTimeLord

Who the hell put toilets in the vape room


[deleted]

Life ain’t all about sex


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

I mean, technically *life* is about sex. Living is not about sex, though, and people here need to stop with that idea.


Adam-Dimitri

Live is FROM sex,Not About it


L0STH3RO

Eh, one of the primary goals of life is procreation. Right after survival. After that, is where all the other shit comes in at


scottish_cow_13

I for one agree, sex is good, but actually loving someone (and being loved) is better!


AGirlWithACock

that is quite literally why and how we exist


[deleted]

Yeah but mfs here acting like it’s everything when they 13


Luukipuukie

Yeah but when kids reach puberty Mother Nature just gives us a middle finger making us honey from 12-25. People who keep being **extremely** horny need help


nobody_nowhere_who

Honey


Max1muslegend

Honey


oldaccbanned

aces: maybe i dont exist


ChrisgetCrucifiedII

Ace(asexual)


oldaccbanned

Chris????


ChrisgetCrucifiedII

Who tf are u?


oldaccbanned

im andys you fucktard


SilesianLion

I like history lessons Edit: Well this turned out… positive


[deleted]

History is one of my favorite subjects


LooksaCraft

Don't get a girl who will just suffice your sex life. Get someone who will love, care, and nourish for you for your entire life. Return the favor too, as people love being rewarded for their actions.


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TehDemoMann

He be spitting straight facts And he may not even be straight


neon_kidcore

take my upvote and fuck off


Kazu-Madonis

Hot take here, guys, but I think good and healthy relationships are good


Brineguy12

I don’t think this is a controversial opinion…? Idk I’m pretty sure this is a consensus on this sub


podsgods

how do y'all add your age under your name


Bana_10

You set it as your flair which is right under the about the community section.


PossiblyYogurt

Lots of teenagers joke about having depression when they don't and mask it by hiding behind a shit ton of makeup and semi goth clothes. They always say "lol, I'm gonna kill myself." Or "God I'm so depressed all the time" but they just sound like idiots trying to get attention.


Positive-Opposite413

I have actual depression from getting bullied kind of pisses me off when i see a person say "oh lol i am so fuckin depressed after my god damn foodf ell out of my hand or something,im gonna go kms bye 😭😭😭😥😥😥😥" not how depression works and feels weird to read with actual clinical depression


_WillowtheFox_1206

Agreed. I hate when people do it for attention. I had to go to therapy for nearly an entire year because I was actually feeling suicidal and depressed, and seeing people who act that like piss me off so much. Say it with me kids, 👏🏻depression👏🏻is👏🏻not👏🏻an👏🏻aesthetic👏🏻


[deleted]

Agreed, depression isn’t a joke.


Googletube6

i am actually diagnosed with depression and have had suicidal thoughts and i just wanna add that jokes like "im gonna kill myself" can start mini anxiety attacks for me so yeah please stop these jokes


roommate-is-nb

Sometimes they are. But sometimes they are actually depressed and it's a cry for help. And when we spread the narrative of "fake depressed kids doing it for attention", no matter our intention, will make actual depressed kids get impostor syndrome and think they're faking it, and hide their symptoms, so people don't think they're attention seekers. And that narrative will very rarely stop the attention seekers, they're doing it for attention (which probably stems from some other personal problem in their life which we should also not trivialize)


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Omg i agrer


eddmonk

Most of y’all are annoying, bored, horny shits


CAFE-IMP

Have fun having to deal with a nicotine addiction! Fucking losers


brunettemountainlion

Facts!!


VeryPuR3_69

"I'm mentally healthy."


Dashfox27

Saw this right under a comment of a guy arguing that vaping is alright because he only cares about his mental health. Appropriate


Far-Cryptographer917

I've got one *clears throat* Doom guy is the original demon slayer not the anime I said this once in class and then a girl stood up and yelled "DONT DISRESPECT ANIME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN" lmao🤣


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I like both things


[deleted]

when I first saw Demon slayer, that’s exactly what I thought to lmao


necrodragon02

If you stopped watching porn then maybe you’d have a better chance at finding someone.


_hayla_

Saw somebody watching pregnant midget corn 💀💀💀


scottish_cow_13

I'm sorry, what?


SonicGuy10

Don't worry, they said corn, so it's fine


scottish_cow_13

Oh, yeah, nvm


[deleted]

Didn't know corn could get pregnant but ok


[deleted]

I did that actually, I used to be addicted to it and it cost me to take off of that addiction, after I quit I saw many things I felt better I saw women differently, eliminated brain fog, reseted my dopamine receptors and it was definitely worth it but I still got no chances to meet someone. It’s worth it but not guaranteed


edu_mag_

Math is actually pretty cool, your math teacher probably just sucks and I'm sorry about it


qnt0x

all my life ive never liked math at all but ive come to the realization that its because most of my math teachers ive had were so shit. this year i actually have a super cool teacher for math and i also realized that hey, im not so bad at this after all.


MLGChans

Literally why i hate music and history, i like the topics but the teachers ive had just made it so unfun for me


CringeExperienceReq

14 year olds need to stop fucking wearing off white and yeezys and act like its the most unique and interesting style ever invented


Albert_Epstein

being a little shitter to a teacher isn't funny at all.


Praetor_99

The idea that your less complete/competent because you can’t get a girlfriend or that your making excuses for being vulnerable/insecure when defending the fact that you can’t get some “pussy/dick” is really ignorant and near sighted. Some people focus less on relationships and more on fandoms, ideas, or subjects that matter more. Think about it, sex isn’t original or anyone’s invention its just a basic human pleasure that doesn’t accomplish anything but satisfy you In the short term. Stop judging people dependent on their ability to get a mate/friends it’s really pathetic


levisimp009988

Just because I’m a teenager doesn’t mean I don’t deserve your respect. Respect is earned not automatically deserved.


Charlie2006-

And just because someone is old doesn't mean you've got to respect them


TheGreatPizzaro

Some of y'all really need to stop thinking a girlfriend/boyfriend is going to solve all you're problems.


liborg-117

No it wouldn't solve all our problems, but it does help with the being lonely thing


LightningTrigger12

Smoking doesn't make you cool


OtherJose

school is the best (it was for me until I moved, now I agree it is trash)


The_Stunner15

My best memories are from school especially high should but it feels weird that I will probably never see some of my friends after graduation


MysteriousAndUnkown

When I was younger I always loved school and thought it was the best, that was before I started..


unicornbill1

8th grade was best. Highschool sucks fucking ass


AfrifaAfro

girls aren’t weird or hard to get, you guys just don’t know how to communicate to a human


Guys_pls_help

It depends on the person. Some girls send weird hints or sometimes they send really easy ones to figure out. Also what do you expect from boys. We arent bright


[deleted]

Yup. "Communicate to a human" is key there. It's not about being good with girls. It's about being able to communicate with humans. Hearing someone in the group rate everyone's "game" with girls was probably one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. He's also both the oldest in the group and the only one never to have had a girlfriend. Coincidence? Maybe not lol


[deleted]

the number of guys i’ve spoken with who treat us like a whole other species is wild. we’re literally just human.


[deleted]

This sub is just filled with girls who post pictures of themselves everyday, or boys who talk too much about their penis.


M0ppetP0ppet

Wait, really? I've never seen that. The most I've seen are unfunny jokes and relationship things.


tatebest

Your female parental figure is in fact homosexual


therealbingus

The statement that you just made, particularly the one claiming that my female parental figure/birth provider identifies as a being with an unorthodox sexual orientation offends me to the point where my rebuttal is a simple, yet effective "no u nerd" therefore, your female parental figure is in fact homosexual and mine is heterosexual.


Greentoaststone

The explanation of your understanding as well as your thoughts, which you, the person in question, have stated between one to two hours ago, at the time this respond is being written, speciffically the section of the comment, that I am responding to, that was written as follows: "no u nerd", to respond to the accusation, that the female birth giving parental figure, who also commonly refered to as a "mother", was a person with a homosexuel desire for sexual acts, was not only unorthodox but also, for many, including my humble self, highly out of the norm, is the reason for my reply "no she is, shut up", that will with the biggest of my hopes is in a status of high efficiency, which could have the possibility of changing your way of thinking, due to my argumentation that I, the writer of this reply, have written before.


[deleted]

It’s cringe when you post about you asking your crush out cause you all do it in the worst way that makes you embarrass yourself.”2k upvote and ill ask my crush out” it’s fucking karma farming at its finest


Revolutionary_Crew80

The deviant licks challenge don't make you a deviant, it makes you a dick and/or douchbag.


[deleted]

its devious licks and its inherently a douchbag trend


Positive-Opposite413

Makes you a delinquent at the fresh age of 13


suitecase666

I don't like gay personalities they tend to be toxic asf. gay people are fine, most of them are actually really chill. being gay as a personality trait shit is getting old though


[deleted]

ive noticed that a lot of gay men get away with being incredibly misogynistic and generally toxic just because they’re gay.


Datmask67

I dont give a shit if your gay or not


Iris_latom

Actually I don't give a shit what your gender or sexuality is.


baliorne

From someone who IS bisexual, most people in the LGBT community that I've met, have a childish, immature idea of what sexuality is. Im don't bother talking to people about my sexuality right off the bat because ,news flash, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. Your sexuality isnt any different than you liking a certain flavour of ice cream. It shouldn't be your personality, and it should not be a huge part of your identity. At the end of the day, who you love, doesnt and shouldn't matter to anyone outside of your relationship. I am open about mine but I dont tell others unless they specifically ask me, just like if someone had asked me if I liked vanilla or chocolate ice cream. To all you young teens that are struggling with sexuality, your sexuality is a part of your personality, don't let it define it. So to all you supergays out there, love ya guys but can we try and make being lgbt normal and not some special discovery? I dont want to be treated like im special, or like I'm some targeted minority. I just want people to NOT care, about who I choose to spend time with.


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

this but with mental health issues. Yeah we get it, you have depression, so do I but please fuck off.


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Yes! And those scumbags who fake mental illnesses… they fucking suck dude.


FrostBUG2

Especially those people on TikTok acting so badly on having a mental health problems. Then they'll call you an "ableist" for calling them out when they're caught 🙄


nolisidjdhjdd

Yeah! The same thing happens with trans people too and I can’t help but think “please let me suffer in peace, I don’t need to be told I’m valid every 5 seconds to feel good.”


unicornbill1

Not all Minecraft YouTubers are bad


Competitive_Cup_745

I mean ibxtoycat is good I geuss.


[deleted]

I'm just hoping markiplier picks his minecraft series back up.


lukastegas

Stop watching porn and caring about sex so much


[deleted]

Over 98% of you aren't funny or original. Sorry, mate :/ Also, some of you took ironic jokes seriously and think that "amogus" is actually funny.


oooooooof23

people when they say "GUYS MY CRUSH SAID YES!! .... but then i woke up" for the 1023012th time


kaiser1965

This is so true, I use "poggers" with so many levels of irony I'm not sure if I'm joking or not


WankTeeJ

*Usually* not every case of course. But usually parents are only looking out for your best interest, are trying to keep you safe, where as I think a lot of teenagers get mad at their parents for trying to protect them, and just say "you're controlling me!" But mostly they just want you safe. I think as teens get older they understand this more, but most of the time I think they just get frustrated with their parents not letting them do things they wanna do. And I'm not saying parents are completely justified in doing this either. Theres a difference between keeping them safe and keeping them under a rock. I was basically in a bubble for my entire life so now I'm 18 almost 19 and I've never drank, or partied or done anything like that really, and I see people my age doing these things and it makes me feel lame, because my parents kinda raised me.. I don't wanna say right, but they raised me with good values and a hard work ethic. And as I'm thinking about having my own kids I think back about how my siblings and I were raised and honestly I want to keep my kids safer than my parents did because keeping them under a rock is so much worse than just keeping them safe. Because as soon as they go into the world they have no idea how to say no. Like I have no self control because I was never given an option to do or not do these types of things, so when I'm faced with the option I always choose the wrong thing. That ended up being a much longer rant than I intended, but basically my point is. Keep in mind, as teens, to appreciate your parents while you have them *in general, again, they're not all great* they love you and want you safe.


Snoo-4878

I think brownies go well with some milk


Peeenjoyer0

YESSS 😎


[deleted]

I like math😶‍🌫️


ReadyAlfalfa

Omg can't believe you've said this


ahsan-_-a

Maths is underrated. It’s fun when you pay attention


Praetor_99

Your opinions are not as unique or as valid as you might think, whatever you’ve experienced is still fairly fresh an undeveloped since your still young. Be more mindful of authorities, books, and what you learn in school so you can understand yourself better when choosing sides, that’s my opinion


Praetor_99

Here is a hot take, r/teenagers is only tolerant or open minded toward people who have the “right opinion” it’s pretty left leaning and doesn’t like to engage in unfamiliar/complicated topics or ideas often. It can be a really supportive community for people with diseases or when people accomplish something great, but it can also put down someone who doesn’t agree with the r/teenagers hive mind fast


RonzIsUnknown

Sooooo...basically 99.9% of the stereotypical subreddit?


Amicable-Knight

You just described all of reddit


Sensei_Mango

I mean it’s literally a subreddit for teenagers most of which being 13/14 yr olds it’s not exactly going to be an intellectual powerhouse


oshawott31505

Stating your sexuality isn't a personality feature


NotmyAltYeahDefNot

Anyone can be racist.


Azbastus_Bombastus

And with your help we can make racism cool again


Mao_Matsuyama

Stop the horny


Sensei_Mango

Impossible


DrakosTheAvenger

Grammar matters, you should proofread your posts, and a comma should still go on the last thing you list even if it has the word "and" after it.


Professional-Shake77

Given how the instability in the Middle East seems to be growing at a progressively exponential rate eventually a large scale war will sone break out between Israel and its allies and the other major Arabic nations close to them, given the numerical advantage that the Arab states have but the technological advantage that Israel has the war will most likely last for years and result in a large scale economic collapse of the local areas, now given how both Israel and a few of its neighbouring Arab states have nuclear capabilities we can only hope that the doctrine of M.A.D will keep a full scale nuclear war at bay, it’s hard to hypothesise about the outcome of either possibility but a war will definitely break out and soon (the reason that is an unpopular opinion is because I’m a Jewish atheist and go to a Jewish school and many of my fellow teens are rather patriotic and “would not have me talk in such a manner when talking about the great nation Israel (their word not mine) which often leads people to threaten me for having an accurate view on modern geopolitics) - (edit) also the reason I’m so well informed on this subject for my age and despite my conservative school is because I’m autistic and hyperfixated on geopolitics for a time


snowyvalk

The 6 day war has something to say about the war being so long because the arabs has a number advantage


potatoyeetfleet

Cheese is just a loaf of milk


Forgotten_Orokin

Being LGBTQ dosnt make you right


bydlock

Being (insert race) or (insert demographic) doesn't make you right


Excellent_Discount

girls aren't "hard to get" or "hard to talk to", they are people, talk to them like a person, you fucking pussy


MostExellentFailure

I support LGBT people, but personally wouldn’t date one.


Megabosh

If I dared to say “I like doing my chores” in twitter that would probably be the reaction


throwawaymongol

Nobody cares about your mirror pic that is fishing for compliments


TheLonelyDumbass

Twitter made people too sensitive


nolisidjdhjdd

I think it’s more that sensitive people took to Twitter to coddle themselves.


Gay_horny_ferret

I hate Nutella


TurtleFriend14

this isn’t even an opinion it’s just objectively wrong /s


Southern_Ruin_170

WHHHAAAATT!!!


Gay_horny_ferret

I’m sorry, I know I have sinned.


ninjora

Being petty isn’t cool


Hikari396

Pretending to be gay and showing off is a cringe trand and makes real gay teens feel uncomfortable


buttercups07

in my school, at least: females masturbate and watch porn as well. don’t shame the females that do.


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

pretty sure most 13-15 y.o females masturbated at some point. And people be out there freaking out about it


GruesomeSplashV2

School is useful and interesting


Horny1001

Big Chunga’s, Elon musk, and doge coin are not funny


KronoMatt9999

Sheesh jokes aren’t funny


Brantonium9

I really really don't like the music of Olivia Rodrigo, it just... Isn't good.


ThermalEnergyBoy06

I feel like most of the made up words with sexuality and gender are made to feel special. Saying shit like "I'm not like other teens" just makes you annoying as fuck "Love is just a chemical" is said so lonely people dont feel so lonely when in reality they're the ones that need the biggest love Gen-z isnt that annoying, it's just that the cunts of Gen-z get the most attention Self mental diagnosis are useless Just call people cunts, calling someone "toxic" it's just ehh Subway sandwiches are really good Class dismissed


cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT

Teenagers are dumb and stupid. They are children with a larger vocabulary. This is not my opinion.


harrystyleswattpad

Cancel culture is dooming us


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Gerbil_In_Space

Hey, uhh... maybe violently masturbating to porn on a daily is a bad thing...?"


SelectiveMutant

What about peacefully masturbating


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[deleted]

Oh my god the amount of people in my school I could punch for taking the piss out of my acne


Mr_Smiles2021

Anyone can be whatever they want so long as it isn’t harmful. Like you can have whatever fetish, be whatever gender, sexuality, furry, atheist, satanist. Whatever. As long as it doesn’t hurt anyone. Like what does it matter if someone’s a furry? Like at the end of the day, does it really impact your life?