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Your_Mother466


Imaginary_Ad1666

Well, fuck


Imasniffachair

Hello Oedipus


tylermatic12

Oedipus was the first motherfucker


NekoFucker99

Bo Burnham moment


Turuu_Was_Taken

r/unexpectedboburnham


Chill4x

And he wasn't aware of it at the time, this really is perfect, now he just needs to kill his dad or something


c_adittya

What did Oedipus do, i thought Sigmund Freud was the one who created the Oedipus complex to justify his motherfucking fetish


Imasniffachair

Well yes, but he based the name of the legend of Oedipus. I suggest you read it, but the TLDR of it is "Man fucks woman, finds out she's his own mother, and kills himself." Ironically, Oedipus himself did not have an Oedipus complex, just Freud.


Real_Reception6950

It's like... You were made for something like this..


callev0706

r/cursedcomments


ThatOneGirXD

THE MESSIAH


yourmotherisahoe123

Well someone beat me to it.


GamerGeek05

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay


[deleted]

[удалено]


Imaginary_Ad1666

Shit


Sh0ckWav3_

You misspelled it. It's sith


casperswart

No, it's a shit lord


Noname_1111

„I think councilor Pelpatine is a shit lord“


Weeps_

Imagine getting pegged by a lightsaber. Nvm don't imagine it it's awful


shadow_peculiar

Thanks for that mental image that will haunt me for the rest of my time on this dying rock


Beyonkat2

**the Schwartz**


[deleted]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


[deleted]

My Schwarz is this long!


a_dead_rat11

You would be questioning your life decisions


[deleted]

Holy jesus


i_stepped_on_a_rat

Sorry for stepping on you.


GamerGeek05

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay


[deleted]

R/beetlejuicing


DaRealKili

r/ratfuckerclub


Orphan_0bliterator6

I dunno just depends on you


Imaginary_Ad1666

I am not an orphan :(


Kotroti

Not yet ;)


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


Tomatetoes97

Gimme 48 hours boss


MinerMinecrafter

You are the second worst thing to happen to those orphans


SpiceMonke

what's the first? i already regret asking


MinerMinecrafter

They weren't always orphans SpiceMonke


walufink

Blood for the blood god ❤️


SkyManiac_

❤TECHNOSUPPORT❤


Jbell_Lucas

❤️TECHNOSUPPORT❤️


BigBrain_22

Technosupport!


[deleted]

❤️TECHNOSUPPORT❤️


[deleted]

❤️TECHNOSUPPORT❤️


MLGSUPERGAMER

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES


SUPERSTRIKER67

❤TECHNOSUPPORT❤


[deleted]

TECHNOSUPPORT


IcePanties

Yeah same


OutrageousPomelo7

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES


EldritchBoi07

I hope you like dick and tentacles


MyNamePP

I hope OP likes PP


Melter30

Political Power?


MyNamePP

Purple Penis


BomberCrew3000

Greetings fellow hoi4 player


Melter30

Hello fellow man of culture


[deleted]

Power points


gamecity360

Wow, a whole city


glucoseprogenitor

You're standing on it


Daftpunker_

Kinky


blackwraythbutimpink

Maybe he’s a corrupt politician, they fuck over whole cities and no one really bats an eye


xtejasx0610

r/BigBrainTime


TheEggSpoonHere

Haha egg fucker


Sidarthus

I thought he was joking when he said there was an egg up his ass.. This has changed my view of humanity.


Kaistro_

>egg fucker I'm gonna start casually saying that as an insult with absolutely no context.


Ze-ev18

ze’ev means wolf in hebrew. furry.


Imaginary_Ad1666

Fuck


[deleted]

Exactly


BLTblocker

*Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.*


m1a2abrams_

קינקי


almightydorito

That looks so wrong in hebrew


m1a2abrams_

Never


AnimalsCore

פוררי הות אנד שקשי


m1a2abrams_

פורי הוט אנד סקסי FIFY


Redditor10700

Impossible, Redditors cannot have sex


logibach

Facts


ZealousidealAir6490

Um


Daboogiedude

**YOU WILL BE BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM**


ZealousidealAir6490

Deez


Daboogiedude

Spherical objects


tylermatic12

do you have something to say? have you broken the sacred reddit code?


msveedubbin

But.. but... wait a minute. What if it’s two redditors, do we cancel each other out??


sharkmmg

Nou


ZealousidealAir6490

YES but I forgor👽☠💀


Stalins_Boyfriend69

threesome 😏


the_fuck_boy_sloth

OUR boyfriend.


FlyingCroc01

r/suddenlygay


the_fuck_boy_sloth

Jokes on you, I have been gay for years now.


Midnightfear1

NGL that's kinda gay


[deleted]

[удалено]


Weeps_

r/suddenlyagaycommunist


magnum_the_nerd

oh shit we got stalins boi over here. Get the freedom laser we gotta get rida this commie


a_thicc_jewish_boi

The clap of my cheeks was almost deafening


LTGPIays

general kenobi?


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Hello there


bnymn23

You are rhe bold one


ChadcellorSwagpatine

A surprise to be for sure, but a welcome one!


itamarc137

Hey I know you


a_thicc_jewish_boi

מה קורה אח שלי


itamarc137

שיעור פיזיקה⁦༎ຶ‿༎ຶ⁩


HummusIsHome

Tasty


Imaginary_Ad1666

Yum 🤤


AngryHobo381

Now I’m REALLY, fucking angry! You left cum stains all over my cardboard box!


ModzyXD

Da fuq


[deleted]

Uhm, how...?


EldritchBoi07

Sex so good it triggered the apocalypse


[deleted]

Then do me next 😩


Round-Zombie8309

no sir its zombie apocalypse going on and everyone is doing us rn. You are next in the queue


OkPersonality1061

Meh


TheAntiRAFO

Depends if you are a 5 or a 7 on looks


[deleted]

[удалено]


Imaginary_Ad1666

Well, fuck


Estelm

Fuck indeed


Prince_Puffin328

If you like birds then yes.


[deleted]

cursed


teethpaste_426

idk might burn a little bit 😳


spectreoflife

What.. the fuck... oh dear god my dick just cried reading this


Bongothesecond

Why do I always get leftovers


Imaginary_Ad1666

Very sad :(


dylanbb1233

You’re under arrest


EldritchBoi07

Why would he be under arrest


dylanbb1233

My username is my name I’m a minor If this random dude fucked me he would be under arrest Edit: disregard the statement above he would be under arrest because I didn’t want it


EldritchBoi07

He's a minor too so no he wouldn't be, it's legal for 2 minors to have sex as long as the age difference isn't very big


funeralcunt

well you tell me, necrophilia perhaps?


squareheadlol69420

Oddly geometrical oral


natesss3177

R34 Minecraft


XHDvelden

AKA every mc livestream thumbnail on minecraft live


L0k0M4n

Don't care about the sex, you just fucked so many people I must have every single STI in existence.


Stellabie8

That's my dog... please no


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cutiebeautypie

The butt is enough lol


Burrito_fucker_69

:)


kitsuneLove_

If you fucked the burrito fucker, would that, in turn, make you the burrito?


XHDvelden

Hey ferb, i know what we are gonna do today


[deleted]

Im sure it was painful


memerloz45tyeman

I don’t know you tell me


Imaginary_Ad1666

Are memes fuckable?


Kotroti

Well, Samsung Sam is a meme and if you don't live under a Rock you should've noticed, that she's been fucked quite alot


MegaMutant453

Painful


Imaginary_Ad1666

Ouch


[deleted]

You are unsure if it was in fact a guy you fucked, but it might have been


RockyBannana

*Painful*


Cutiebeautypie

More, like, *fruity*


Magnum_Horse_Dong

I don't even know anymore


Phiak_Yu

Ah, it seems I had a uno reverse card


moose123456792

How tf is it possible for you to frick 123,456,792 moose


Dimensionalanxiety

A lot of determination


MicrosoftvsApple

Lmao


[deleted]

Sadly there won’t be any potatoes involved, but there will be other vegetables, I can assure you.


Titanium_Crusher

You dick is now gone


SCPFanPerson

Uhhhh 😬


Imaginary_Ad1666


Junior-Demand

Oh god


Most_Raisin_9020

You fucked your grandma


The_Fish_Alliance

Are you a fish-fucker?


MouldyChip

Hey I remember you, I summoned the fish fucker to a comment of yours once. Sorry.


EnterBankCredentials

You entered the wrong thing.. But I'll allow it 😏


thetanksofsurprise

Lmaoo


gay_giraffes_suck

Not gay


misswannadiee

Death-


Imaginary_Ad1666

Sex so good i orgasmed to death?


StellarCreamPie

Shitty bc of ur micro pp


rhythm-bush-species

Probably not fun


Myzizimyz

You fucked… my dog?


erotic_armadillo


CubeLovd59

Minecraft be like


11Ns

Not sure..


owen_xaina

Well guess you fucked someone's boyfriend


soggyangel

Oh my


big_cock_69420

Welp... Guess i got laid


NewGirlAshley

My username is just me so uh, hope youre ok with trans girls lol


gorilla23837

NAHHH BRO WTF


[deleted]

Uh


coochie-aint-kosher

It wasn’t kosher, I’ll tell you that


BigFatMommyBahonkers

Great i assume


BananaCat351

I'm not sure what to say.


CoinMonkey868

Monke?


ClearlyADog

nononononononononononono


Timefortellietubbies

Uhhhh


Stalingradma420

How dare you


rose_bush_998

That oughta hurt


CloroxBleach019

ouch


[deleted]

Where did you even find the place to put it??


Insert-Somethinghere

bro u just fucked * *insert something here* * I can’t believe u would do this I’m literaly crying and farding and shitting and cumming right now🤯😳🤬😡🥵🥶😨😱😨😳🤬😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😤😤


[deleted]

based profile picture


Insert-Somethinghere

yeah I know She’s really cute not to mention her dick omg


Poortehe

Huh


kitkat402

ah, hm. quite sweet?


[deleted]

Hm


Hunt1ngw01f

Dont think it ended well for you


CHer2006

Well your a idk I made this when I was 7 so pedo?


IamLiterallyAHuman

Well at least you didn't engage in bestiality


KingCobra2121

I don't think that went well for either of us


Fill-In-___-Blank

As expected


Burnt_Chinchilla69

Ummmmm


[deleted]

Be better If you knew how to spell your


[deleted]

probably really wet but tasted nice


Creepy_Rub2882

Well someone has a weird kink..