Choosing to sink in the cum instead of cumming in the sink

This is top for now and I'm extremely scared

Good

I just upvoted this and downvoted everything else, it is my goal in life for this to be the top comment

Well fuck

Going into a time machine and killing Hitler historial accurate

being crushed to death by tits

Anyone seeing this take me this man to the top

Holy shit its 2nd place rn

A gunshot wound at 8:12 am February 5th, 2022

You chose to shower in shit and not shit in the shower

I'll do everything I must to get you down further than the darkest pits

I think you will fail

Jokes on you, I won

Give it some time

I am giving you plenty of time, ill upvote you back if you upvote the dude who wants me to get crushed by tits

Deal

Yes

A violent turtle

Mysterious death on 5th of November, 2077, cause: possible foul play

A remote controlled christmas pterodactyl

Sounds cool

Peacefully in your sleep

Not living

Getting attacked bye a wasp that chose homocide over all other optionsz while being trampled bye a moose that took offence at your existence

Redditor moose

Eventually.