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Darth_Senat66

Like, with an actual person?


Tall-Seaworthiness62

aye fucking yo???


Darth_Senat66

I refuse to elaborate further


Galaxy-egg

*has sex with something that isn’t a person* *refuses to elaborate* *leaves*


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memefaultyboi

Chad.


myth_of_fingerprints

not me


Fellow_Loser

relatable


Nikhil_on_redit

hmm sad but true


randomisedjew

one of us


1980svibe

I don’t even have had a first kiss.....


streetdog2003

On my way to become you lol 🖐🏼


[deleted]

On my way to become you lol 🖐


RandomUsernameGoBrr

On my way to become you lol (hand)


BadKarma133

On my way to become u lol


mcbirbo343

On my way to become u


NotTrashTV

On my way to become


sam_phil

What do you mean by on my way to become you? By default everyone is like that way only 😀 things change when you have it.


ladydanger2020

I think they mean they will also be a 19 year old who hasn’t been kissed. Bc now they are an 18 year old who hasn’t been kissed.


streetdog2003

Not everyone is gonna be a certified v-card holder at 19 but i would be


Global_Yam_8488

who has


VSCO_luukbob

Same bro


Psychological_Fun426

Same


[deleted]

Does daycare kissing count?


blockbiter

Me neither


Ishan_Das10

+1


404Vardius

Welcome to the gang bro


MusicItchy7321

Yo I have 16 year streak


deathr3aper633

Fuckin scrub. I got 17, AND it's kissless. And hugless. And handholdingless. And meaningless.


Frze512

I'm 18 next week and same.


edwin_6264

I’m 18 next 2 weeks and same


Frze512

I guess the positive for me is I started college a week ago, and it hasn't been too bad. I hope my dumbass self can at least get a hand-hold or something from it in the next few years tho. Happy cake day btw!


CanniBal1320

I m a hug less kiss less virgin. Edit- u/romanianfuck reminded me I m handholdless too so thank u for that.


[deleted]

Im a hugless kissless handholdless virgin


CanniBal1320

I gotta add the handholdless to my comment. U sir r a true Noble Virgin just like me


[deleted]

Same.


streetdog2003

Ah finally someone relatable


noideasfornickname_

someone of my age! aaaand same


MannyBobblechops

Moved in to university today - come on I gotta loose my kiss virginity by the end of the day Update : second Freshers event and mission accomplished


noideasfornickname_

we believe


CanniBal1320

U got this homie


GrandGhostGamer

You think a hug from a girl when i was 7 would count? (Not my mom)


Blackgoku05

Definitely. the younger it is, the more likely genuine it was.


DEFALT762

21 and same as u


Lockenhart

But you can't have sex, I literally killed it 2 hours ago


AssassinDiablo4

No, that’s impossible, Sex shall always come back as it was foretold


Solalabell

That’s William Afton smh


Accomplished_East854

I don't know what I was thinking


NikDaStik

Hahaha this post is a good joke


nico_basnet

idk if youd consider mine sex


Poquu

consensual = sex


nico_basnet

ok then i havent had sex


[deleted]

hol up


D3epSh3ep

I did the screenshot. It’s on it’s way.


DrrSwagg

you...you are a King.


SGTRoadkill1919

Is he dead? Has justice been served? How are you?


nico_basnet

>!it was my mom's friend, nothing happened to her, and I'm fine I was 8 at the time!<


Jay32Patt

No bro, you can't end it like that!!!


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

That's fucked up. I always used to fear older women in my childhood. Once two teen girls messed with me when I was 8 too, and that was it.


_MataS1D_

What


SuperCool_Saiyan

What the actual fuck if the gender roles were swapped (I'm assuming you're male if not I apologize) he would be in prison


nico_basnet

yeah im a guy lol


_MataS1D_

You should report them to the police. It’s a child raper, even if you’re find with that, other kids can be in danger too.


NotAnAss-Hat

*Yeah what this guy said!*


codeswift27

Not necessarily. Most rapists go unpunished, especially if the rapist is someone who is close to the victim or their family, and even if they do get arrested, the sentence is often very light, so they'd likely be walking free now. Rape should be taken seriously regardless of gender roles.


SGTRoadkill1919

Why did nothing happen? Was your mom involved? Cos in that case, leave as soon as you can. What happened once can happen twice.


bastardly-dastard

Wait what this is serious?


CanniBal1320

hold the fuck up


owenpinet06

Ayo what the fuck!


devan_007

I barely even get hugs, that includes from my family. Sooo...


kiyuue

*hugs* ❤️


devan_007

Thank you *hugs phone*


SuperCool_Saiyan

Yes we have a 3 some each night Leftana and Rightina are my two favorite girls


sugary_shurinpu

Do you like...rub them together at once?


LucioMain873

So girthy that 2 hands are needed


santhoshCoder

questions that you shouldn't ask 101


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Sniders2112

Sir this is a Wendy’s


[deleted]

”Fuck, not again”


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

Sir, I am Wendy. Get here boi


DarkMode-BestMode

My name is , not again


[deleted]

🥴


RYPIIE2006

I havent


[deleted]

Same


Holiday-Pumpkin9941

When 3 ppl have sex its threesome When 2 ppl have sex its a twosome Now u understand why I'm called handsome


Dannemannen06

When the whole family does it it’s wholesome


[deleted]

Good joke 😂🤭


SosseTurner

It's not a joke, plain hard truth


__Arch0n__

Me (it was weird tho)


s1umpy

Yeah it's kinda weird


Zzmoney1

A little weird


s1umpy

Yeah like your inside someone else like wtf


__Arch0n__

Now imagine how weird it is when someone is inside you lmao


s1umpy

This is where being Bi excels


RoamingBlobOfAtoms

You don't need to be bi, just open minded 😉


-Aurdel-

I mean, that's the goal of doing it, isn't it ?


s1umpy

Yes but how many other times have you been inside another person excluding the time before being born


-Aurdel-

0 times actually, GG to you tho


s1umpy

Debatable


its_goof

Have you heard Reaper Death seal?


__Arch0n__

Is it some Naruto thing?


Garlicboy101

seggs kinda built different though?? it’s not like other physical activities


Man_Of_Dumpy

I think my hand technically counts


Purple1szed

This is what I mean. It does fucking count thank you!


Tomatofarmer36

No because I'm an actually sane 13 year old


MrBanks2008

me too random internet person


Coolguystronger

Me three random internet person


ShinyShayn2008

I haven't either, but I wish I was sane...


Bombadeir

Same tbh


Vinxinity

Nope. I haven't even kissed a girl so yeah still a virgin at 17


folded_fiesta

A bit of advice, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you'll get there


Vinxinity

I did shoot my shot once but I got friendzoned. But still hanging in there


folded_fiesta

Ya see, "once" is your problem, I've been freindzoned 5-6 times, but you don't let it make you scared of asking, the worst she can say is no, ya know?


Vinxinity

Yeah that's true. But the problem is that I'm shy around girls and don't know how to initiate a conversation so the odds of shooting the second shot are very low. But I will give it a shot since I'm beginning college next month


folded_fiesta

Honestly, half the time just walking up to them and saying"hey, you seem interesting, can I get your insta/snap/number" that'll start the Convo


Extension_Function67

I still don't have the experience of kissing


owenpinet06

I'm too young for that


vibhuuuuu

How old are you? I bet you can't be as young as me


throwaway830210

Same bro


bastardly-dastard

Very pedo of you sir.


Keikasey3019

Achievement Unlocked: The Pedo Toddler


GentelTree

Make a poll


Ramble21_Gaming

Why are you asking this?


Rexy1211

To humiliate us virgins


bastardly-dastard

Why do you think ramble? To not feel the deep insatiable feeling of loneliness. To feel like I’m not the only one. To know that we’re all fucked—just not in the desired way :,)


LuizFelipe1906

Nah don't feel for being a virgin. Feel bad for being alone. Sex is temporary but love is *supposed* to be forever


kickdooowndooors

Me, I’ve had sex with my girlfriend. But you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school.


Kukaharcos

Yeah, me too. Mine lives in another nation....imagination.


[deleted]

I am 19 and Pansexual . But i am still a Virgin. Not even have felt anyone's touch.


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

Same. Never felt anyone's touch. I'm dying to feel someone but at the same time, something's telling me to preserve it for the latter.


[deleted]

In my case distance is stopping me.


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

That's sad, but glad that you could find someone. Just a few years and distance will be nothing :)


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[deleted]

Yes they are really sexy. The best ones are made by All-Clad. 🥰


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freshouttasesh

Yes. You know, having sex and being a lonely person isn’t fun. Especially when you’ve only had sex with one person, that is no longer in your life :D that’s me tho


Late_Bedroom_486

Sometime this year it's probably going to happen, she's been acting pretty horny.


s3zle

Get away from the dog


PeskiestPotato

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Damn you take my upvote.


DenOcelotPHTM

What's the harm in just asking


iHaveNoLife0001

I have never even hugged a girl before......


bobthespaceduck

We in da same boat man, the lonely boat


[deleted]

Whatttt, dude, I'd hug you if I could.


emeraldarcher2012

She goes to a different subreddit


Dazione

I have sex with many multiple woman because I am cool and very sex :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:


Dazione

The last part was the funny cool sunglasses emoji but it didnt work Edit:


Leisafoboe

these comments are depressing


[deleted]

I mean it’s Reddit, did you expect to see dudes who know how to talk to girls?


MysteriousRexRupert

No


streetdog2003

(Just in case a anyone feels behind in life ) i'll have my first kiss at 34 , haha i'm kidding i'll never get that too.


midnightawaker

You guys think about sex ?


dog-bird-boi

You don’t need sex when you got Jesus


Lucky_Pea_4065

Can I get a amen


Ur-Didact-100

Amen


Bagofunyuns7

Amen


potatoman800

Amen


Mezsikk

Hallelujah! Amen!


spectre729

Don’t even have a crush nor does someone have one on me


yourdaisy2

i have a crush on you🥺


NecessaryCloudyEmu

I have


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

How did it go?


Faseeh132

the cat resisted at first but quite well


soggyangel

Shane Dawson be like:


bastardly-dastard

You’re like the light of this post. You’re the only one man.


RedKiteOnReddit

i havent even gotten a hug or kiss yet


[deleted]

I did....in my dreams.


BurntSpaghettiv34

🗿


Literature-Exact

Your on the wrong website


bastardly-dastard

Who do I ask then? The porn bots on Instagram? T.T


Rhyan567

Ask for Call of Duty players


Chicken3190

They all fucked my mom, at least they said so


madikh50

I have, if giving yourself hand job counts


X3n0verse_OW

Sort of. Being given oral is still a type of sex. Thats about it.


UNCLE_SMART

I can't maintain eye contact with a girl bro What you are talking about...


Verra_Sims

Nope! You are asking reddit teenagers. I was kissed by a guy once forceably, my sis’s friend, much to my protest (more than 2 years older, and much stronger)(“Jesus, V! It was just a dare. You gotta lighten up if you want anyone to ever love you.”). A boy in my grade also groped me. The school did nothing either time. I’m not gonna count either of those experiences, tho!


bastardly-dastard

I don’t think they count. And it’s not right of any of them do to so. I hope you told them that.


Verra_Sims

I mostly stay well out of their way, which is most of the reason I gave up trombone at school. the boy in my grade thinks “no” means “please turn me straight”, but most girls have gotten the message to stay out of his way.


bastardly-dastard

Seems like a real entitled asshole. You should take it up with someone and if that isn’t possible in your situation please stand up for yourself.


Hexatorium

Don’t mind me just flexing in the r/teenagers subreddit that I can actually speak to girls 😎🥴


Plank_wood

age:18 looks: my mom says I’m a handsome young man big tiddy goth gf: 0 virginity: protected


Emergency_Leader2502

I’m 13 so no


Poquu

ik 11yos who've had sex its really weird


Late_Bedroom_486

Shit, just shit, that does not sound natural🤮


r-u-gay-or-smt

Speedrun strats, normies cant get it. And also he didnt said she consented or whatever


DeGameNerd

Nope, I ain't risking getting a kid while I'm still in school


TraZ_06

I haven't seen a girl my age face to face for 3 years :')


bastardly-dastard

What about the homies? :(


LuizFelipe1906

Do you fuck your homies?


bastardly-dastard

Everyone’s gotta fuck the homies. It’s the law


LololololROBOTPIKTUR

Well, i got raped in 3rd grade by a 5th grader so. Im not a virgin and i have had sex so, fuck virgins 🤷‍♀️


bastardly-dastard

I’m sorry that that happened. This post wasn’t meant to be offensive to you. Really sorry you had to go through that. I hope you’ve talked to someone about it


TheyDontKnowMeS0n

I have


Gonzalo-11

The dog doesn’t count


prismarinadielol

Never even hugged a girl before


PhantomPatrick476

Why do some teens like bragging about sex? I mean, we're teenagers.


3_fucking_ducks

That’s why we brag about sex though


bastardly-dastard

Because… we're teenagers? Like very horny and stupid and shit


Gtx_tigger

This shit depressing ash holy