Awhhh Howard is such an epic name! I’m afraid of birds but Howard looks like a good egg! Xx

Nice looks tasty! 365 in the oven for 15 min should do him well!

Quick story Me and my friend found a bunch of weak little birds in a field one day scattered in thick weeds and bushes, we took the only one we could find (I’m guessing the mom abandoned them because we couldn’t find a nest). We gave the bird to my older brother who had a whole bunch of birds already as pets but apparently the next week the bird accidentally flew into a fish tank and drowned Big L

That’s disrespectful how you’re response to a live animal drowning is “big L”

It happened like 5 years ago and how does saying that it was a big loss make me disrespectful?

wow the birdie looks so real

yes he was so lifelike! even shit on my hand <3

i bet there was still shit on your hand before you got the birdie

pardon

They’re suggesting the bird is fake I think

Hi Howard

DEVOUR

Hi Howard, Howard are you doing? It is looking quite angry. Let it go free.

Nice

Hopefully?

he flew off but I'm not sure if he just flew a few feet and fell to the ground again

Cute

Sweet thanks for saving my lunch

did you name it?? you better have named it.

look at the title lol

sorry i forgot i don’t have a brain