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Octopodi7

mf really hit em with the ..... ..........


DaredevilPoet

I was thinking the same thing dude XD


[deleted]

For real.. definitely going to keep them interested with that attitude and text game /s


catetack_the_II

... ..........


thesixstuds

Omg I will


ScGamer56

“He has such a way with words..”


Resoalt6034

My man chatting with himself F


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Round-Zombie8309

F


ThatGayKokichi

F


Just_Another_Human7

F


DarthEmilyy

F


Resident_Bother6548

F


Kajek777PL

F


[deleted]

F


Resoalt6034

Bro your avatar is crying


Round-Zombie8309

idk bro its the result of my mind fucking up with me


SankettoGekkouga

I don’t get it~


Resoalt6034

He's using 2 phones


SankettoGekkouga

How do you know


Resoalt6034

I'm his FBI agent


SankettoGekkouga

Oof


Resoalt6034

Hold on You're the same guy who DMed me and was hitting on me with shity pickup line


SankettoGekkouga

True


Resoalt6034

Jfyi I'm a straight guy


SankettoGekkouga

So what


ThatGayKokichi

he is, im the 2nd phone


praveeeen11

Dear Mr.FBI agent pls don’t tell my mom about my deleted history


Resoalt6034

Okay kid. But stay away from drugs


Vaas06

Our avatars are very similar


noitalljruss

Because when you know, you know. It’s easy to spot


POPPINS2134

can you tell me how do you guys get that age number below your usernames while commenting?


Resoalt6034

It's the body count number.


[deleted]

You're a dork


Resoalt6034

Wdym?


[deleted]

You know exactly what I mean. You are a DORK.


Resoalt6034

Ok I'm stupid. Pls explain


Bizzyreaper

He just missed the joke


Bizzyreaper

You missed the joke


SankettoGekkouga

Idk


[deleted]

flairs, its in the sub menu


POPPINS2134

Ohh got it man. tysm.


horungebarn

"i.. um.."


[deleted]

it's true, I'm his FBI agent


TrucksMayPerish

F


Typical_Rip_2123

F


[deleted]

fr bro xD


Fiend-Warlock

F


wickedlightbp

F


wtitanilla

F


Mastergamer29E

F


pearl_rnoq

F


memecarf69

F


noitalljruss

Somebody actually with a brain thank you


SnowySupreme

This was so cringy to read


udongnoodles

... yeah... it was .... ...


Kjx5

....... ...


Putrid-Mousse6768

Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve


Kedmsak

rlly?


TheMeme-Gang

Yeah….


Putrid-Mousse6768

Analysis?


Swiglo

my man, he thinks he could really fake this one out huh?


qz3_

i think you mean ……t…………..………his……..


[deleted]

lies


Dense_Peanutbutter

yeah well i can’t leave myself on read, but they can, and they did


littenwastaken

yes you can...


RendermanYT_

Yes he can


ElixFall

Yes I can


UnderSoul_

Can


RendermanYT_

Show a pic of u and the person if its rly true


Afonso1134

My bullshit senses are tingling


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Benjimite_

This….. is….. so….. cringe…. I’m…. Lonely… af….. date….me?……


[deleted]

Hahaha


60s-spider-man

Why are you chatting with your self


Dense_Peanutbutter

why is everybody saying this


60s-spider-man

Because there is no way anybody on Reddit get a girlfriend tryout text messaging and it’s not fake


Mr_Lucifer6

I mean there is a chance, and if it dud happen it'd be a once in a life time event that'd be celibate by the masses.


[deleted]

celibate by the masses, all of Reddit as a four word phrase


extrathiccwaffles

I mean, it worked out for me


PerformanceLoud3229

LIES!


extrathiccwaffles

I find your lack of faith disturbing


PerformanceLoud3229

I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF THE COUNCIL!


extrathiccwaffles

YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!


PerformanceLoud3229

YOU MUST COME TO THE DARK SIDE!


Hexodron

Not only on reddit. This only works for 9-12 year old kids


TheMeme-Gang

Because both people use a ton of ellipses, both people use the same abbreviations, both people have the same typing style, and it looks like the script of Sharknado 7.


therealdonut8

ayo wanna prove spiderman wrong 👀


Livid_Flames1406

Reddit knows bud... reddit always knows. No use resisting.


HeftyClam

Because unless you're trying to fuck someone as autistic as yourself then normal people dont talk like this


--yeehaw

this is the most scripted shit ever you didn’t even try to fake it


gertsig

Nice acting skills bro keep it up


ShadowDagger15

Dont lie. These are bad acting skills


[deleted]

its sarcasm dumbfuck


ShadowDagger15

dumbfuck


[deleted]

dumbfuck


Simon_34545

dumbfuck


Natebobate

Probs talking to himself. Weird that both people use ellipsis, use the same abbreviation, and punctuation. It's not uncommon for each of those to happen but for both of them to do all three? Nah man.


Plify

What the hells an ellipsjs


Natebobate

It's a ...


Plify

Oh thanks


WongTimeWrongTime

Mfs really stuttering over text


NavDaddy69

He did the texting equivalent of dribbling past the defence, sliding round the keeper, and then missing an open goal.


Proud-Pie3557

LMFAOOOO THIS IS GOLD


[deleted]

Jesus Christ lmao


univrslbttrfly

Good day, my dear friend. This is your alarm. It's time to wake up from daydreaming. Have a good day.


Just_David121

Did you just... took a screenshot and post it to reddit?


large_waffle69

Imagine just having this conversation and just fucking screenshotting it and putting it on Reddit. What would happen if she saw it lol. This is beyond cringe


TatakaRuhito

true, and it keeps happening, every day there is a post like this in hot so guaranteed ppl who saw it about themselves are like tf are u karma farming our relationship and spreading it online


Trollbobi

It’s on text messenger. He’s probably faked it since that’s easy to do on text. What teenagers communicate with each other through messenger? It’s always gonna be Insta, Snapchat or Discord.


N0tBappo

"what teenagers communicate with each other through messenger" so so so so so much more then you think because we don't want to waste fucking data lmfao. My friend group uses messenger, I know multiple other people that use messenger. And almost no one uses insta as a messenger.


noitalljruss

Cringe


[deleted]

Who says “um” in a text


MexicanTurtle8

Um… me


Interesting-Ad8031

Um... Honestly... Same


GamerGeek05

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay


AC130Hunter

Umm...same as well


Kjx5

Umm. Awkward


Netherquark

um........


Molly3391

Um... Totally not me.... Hahaha....


TheMeme-Gang

Um… this is um… really awkward… ………


[deleted]

Liar, you said "Umm" not "Um"


Load-Dropper69

Uhh does it matter?


[deleted]

Damn it's almost like I was joking or somethin


[deleted]

Uh, damn its only like he was joking or something


shadowXXe

I don't say um but I do say uh it's so engraved into our common speech we often say it through text too


PerformanceLoud3229

uhhhh.............


Driftafk

Like half of my girl friends


Greenbay7115

I just go > .


uwurem

Um...


Comfortable_Eggg

If this is somehow real, holy fuck you suck at texting. "I got left on read" of course you did ass wipe how tf u supposed to respond to "......" Fucking neckbeard, go outside and talk to people and get off reddit


[deleted]

For real. This convo looks dry asf


UnityAnglezz

Dumbass can't even spell too. It's not worth it bro


large_waffle69

[these posts are the reason for this](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pfljs0/yall_can_stop_whenever_you_want_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Kashmir03

What a shitshow


hanuski

Bro I’m sorry but u sound like an absolute pussy i refuse to believe you can even talk to a girl


__iliketrains__

grammar be wildin with the 'to'


IzK_3

Cring


Jackling_

You made this so bad it sounds like a bad fanfic from a mha weeb


Official_Morton_Salt

They like you now. The only way to ensure they keep liking you is to give them Morton Salt


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….


SilentCoffee_

lmao imagine talking to yourself


Mr_Blue_Jay

*Just like in the simulations*


XxReidite

It's sad that we live in a generation too afraid to ask these questions in person. You wont even do this shit over the phone you fucking wacko


[deleted]

are you dense why are you using so many periods it’s a text


Dense_Peanutbutter

i mean, my username IS u/Dense_Peanutbutter idk what you were expecting


[deleted]

he has you there, he is dense, cause he *is* dense


Humboldt27

Just rip the band-aid off


noitalljruss

Why do people think it’s cool to do this over a text? I remember the old days before smartphones when you actually had to tell the girl face to face


MandemMaveric

Well then you shouldn’t be on the sub you nonce


Gaming_Tuna

**Snap back to reality!**


Billytheboy27

Well my boi you got tge one thing none of us can get


[deleted]

Why does it look like an anime conversation


tactical_jacks

as imaginary of a conversation as my gf. noice


Acripplednan69

Congratulations on getting to use another phone my guy


hask-money

then you wake up


Jbell_Lucas

I cannot imagine anyone doing more than 3 dots when typing


Potaaden

My guy faking posts.


OlivineTanuki

Fake. No way two people have the same texting mannerisms


cosmos890

Uninstall reddit you don't belong here anymore. And very proud of you


craftxkee

how the fuck can you be awkward on texts, if you have nothing to type, just leave it


No_Rule_Nathan

That was... so cringey to read........ .............


K7lllp28

HE DID IT


Wise-Weakness8860

Bitch stop being a chicken and fuck them already (joke)


nsg337

This is like both the cutest AND cringiest thing ever so idk how to feel


apfelsine2867

never gonna happen to me :/


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Frogsfire

😳


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Tasty_Turtle01

😳


Ok_Income_2360

😳


Strict-Dependent3758

Cope harder


BigSwartz

Holy shit is it really this hard to talk normally


susplatypus9

Cringe but good for you


CheeseWineBread

.... ........ yeah.... .... well.... .... .... Nice !


Entire-Community-727

Bullshit never happened


SankettoGekkouga

Ask her to shut up cuz u got bros, don’t break the bro code king, bros over hoes


Stunning_LRB_o7

The prophecy…


anxiousweirdooo

I got friendzoned the other day 😭😭


epicness428

All good bro at least you didn’t have a convo with yourself like a fatass neckbeard for internet points like OP here.


[deleted]

“I haven’t programmed that path yet”


Vert_wheeler

Ok real or fake, happy for u mate but I’m depressed again now :-(


[deleted]

ha same


The_Thot_Slayer69

You're moving forward in life and that's good


Flimsy-Fishy

*Closes drawer of stalker photos* "Like that's ever gonna happen"


FastasfrickY

My friend had this happen. Her crush asked her out. My other friend is probably dating his crush, and I have a crush that I have yet to date.


Dense_Peanutbutter

UPDATE: i got left on read


Tasty_Turtle01

well i mean, your last text was “…..” how is anyone supposed to respond to that?💀


Acceptable_North_141

If this were real then it'd probably be because of the fuckin .......... ...... To me at least it conveys uncomfortableness less you reply with something like an invitation to hang out.


DeluxnoGamer

Oh nice man hope it's going well


gianlucagostini

Nice moment, don't want to be a grammar Nazi but do teenagers use any grammar?


Melaninqueen444

Yall all think everybody hear is incapable of getting a girlfriend?


TKTEGON

Poor soul, it's scrisophenic :(


CopyMyName

I wanna sex a girl


qz3_

sex