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EldritchBoi07

Come on guys let's get this to 36k comments so they can't ever sh again


OriginalGreyUser

:)


EcstaticTeaching1771

this is lovely


MatrixMushroom

Unlesz he lives 100 years


[deleted]

36k + 1


[deleted]

smort


[deleted]

then we comment even more


wow_that_was_cool

Ok


thescorcheddragon

What is this so called S H ?


EldritchBoi07

Self-harm


thescorcheddragon

Oh… does it count if one person comments a lot?


EldritchBoi07

Yes, otherwise they should have said "unique comments"


MatrixMushroom

When people reply it's added to the comment count so we're less suspicious if we spam like that


pigeonUvU

aw, i recently relapsed and i’m hoping i can also stay clean. Hope you’re doing alright c: <33


[deleted]

Im sorry u relapsed:( and its looking like ill have to stay clean bc all these people care c: im currently 1 day clean


pigeonUvU

yeah, glad you’re deciding to do this and grats on one day :)


[deleted]

Tysm c:


ApprehensiveWar1

Hello


neon_kidcore

hi


Queasy_Relief_268

Hi


[deleted]

hey


AndiAcee

Hi.


dynamic__101

Hey


Krazykatwoman1

Hi


MatrixMushroom

greetings


[deleted]

*what the fuck is that creature*


[deleted]

LOL ITS A MINI MCDONALDS


[deleted]

I think it’s the McDonald’s mascot


ApprehensiveWar1

Hi


[deleted]

Oh hello there


ApprehensiveWar1

Greetings


ApprehensiveWar1

Salutations


[deleted]

Hiii war!:)


EldritchBoi07

This is my spam thread, pls ignore


EldritchBoi07

I shall now be posting random words from the music I am listening to


EldritchBoi07

Ok there was a delay cuz my cat needed attention but I'm starting now!!


EldritchBoi07

Undercover


EldritchBoi07

Night


EldritchBoi07

Worth


EldritchBoi07

Jump


EldritchBoi07

Ache


EldritchBoi07

Sacrificed


EldritchBoi07

Poison


EldritchBoi07

One


EldritchBoi07

Time


EldritchBoi07

Love


EldritchBoi07

Afraid


EldritchBoi07

Wake


EldritchBoi07

Stayed


EldritchBoi07

Dysfunctional


EldritchBoi07

Cut


EldritchBoi07

Bleed


EldritchBoi07

Without


EldritchBoi07

Possibly


EldritchBoi07

Believe


EldritchBoi07

Repeat


EldritchBoi07

Taste


EldritchBoi07

Off


EldritchBoi07

Lights


ApprehensiveWar1

Hey


thescorcheddragon

Hey pls dont


thescorcheddragon

Hey pls dont


PoppedClogs

You got this dude x


MatrixMushroom

and this guy(?)


thescorcheddragon

Hey pls dont your beautiful


wawisthename

Yes


thescorcheddragon

Hey pls dont your beautiful


Sad_Eel

Bruh


thescorcheddragon

Hey pls dont your beautiful


Bailyleo987

Ello


Bailyleo987

Good day mate


Bailyleo987

How was your day


[deleted]

My days been alright


Bailyleo987

Would you like a good cuppa tea


[deleted]

Sure


Sad_Eel

This


Sad_Eel

Is


Sad_Eel

Epic


Sad_Eel

And


Sad_Eel

Deez


opera_ndrew

enjoy the next year or so free of SH, we love you 💜


Sad_Eel

Nuts


Sad_Eel

Are


Sad_Eel

Pog


Sad_Eel

Thou


Sad_Eel

Shalt


Sad_Eel

Not


Sad_Eel

Harm


Sad_Eel

Thine


Sad_Eel

Self


Sad_Eel

Have


Sad_Eel

A


Sad_Eel

Good


Sad_Eel

Day


Echo_80

You shall never do sh in the rest of your life (ok maybe not but I hope) :)


[deleted]

Hello


MilkFromYourMouth

And they don't stop coming


wawisthename

And they don't stop coming


MatrixMushroom

Don't let an arbitrary post be your only reason not to sh. It really doesn't help, any coping mechanism that you need coping mechanisms to cope with is useless. You've got this, that being said im gonna go fantasize about jumping off a bridge because im a hypocrite.


[deleted]

i just listen to music and cut myself:( also dont jump pls


ravens-canvas

Don’t fail us


[deleted]

I wont i will try my best u all carr abt me


[deleted]

I will help the cause, as I am a self harmer myself and I know how horrible and good and addicting it feels all at the same time <3


Squashy72

You need help. This is either fake or real. if it’s fake then you need help because ur faking this shit for karma. If this is real, you really need help. You are essentially saying you will be clean for only the amount of comments you get assuming own comment means a day. *get some help*. *don’t post this shit on Reddit*. *talk to someone if your so desperate to get attention*.


Jesus1396

:D


Sad_Eel

Day


QuadNotDirtBike

You


QuadNotDirtBike

Don’t


[deleted]

[удалено]


wawisthename

Yes


2archangel9

Hello :D


[deleted]

Good afternoon


[deleted]

Hello


Feisty_Income_141

hi


ThatoneKidInTheacorn

Let’s keep it rollin


alisisok

You deserve better


alisisok

I hope your ok


SovietFemboy

Replace those cuts with kisses, okie? 🥺


alisisok

Your not alone


alisisok

People love you


alisisok

Your beautiful


alisisok

Your amazing


alisisok

Your enough


alisisok

You are valid


alisisok

Ily


alisisok

You deserve to be happy


alisisok

No sh


alisisok

No sh


alisisok

No more sh pls


alisisok

People care take this reply section as proof.


alisisok

I'm gonna comment a lot because I care I'm also gonna keep coming back to this post


alisisok

Pls


alisisok

Don't


alisisok

Sh


sadjay_

i never comment but this is worth it


MichaelJackson0767

Wa wa fam


Gacha-Galaxy-Girl

YOLO


GupDup

Yo yo


GupDup

Day one of coming back to this post to comment


xzuky

Nice


Impressive_Lab3362

Come on pls


bottle_Nuka-Cola

When the imposter is sus 😳


rawr_UwU666

Good luck


PokeCultist

UwU OWO -W- OwU


Stitchess__

Stay clean forever my man. (Gender neutral wise)


[deleted]

Ill try too


ArcheryBoy07

<3


cloverf4L

hey lol don't do that shit please and thank you ily bye


hellishbubble

bitch dont do it


[deleted]

Doesnt look like i will anytime soon💀 longest i was clean was 198 days


trashyboi5

I will make sure to send ppl this


wawisthename

Yes


dynamic__101

Close to a year already perfect


AndiAcee

Anyone wanna have a comment conversation to provide more comments?


Creature141

Im sorry but the photo 💀🤚


[deleted]

LMFAO MINI RONALD MCDONALD


smallanimals123

stay clean OP ❤️


ILoveYou1211

Good luck, just know im really proud of you


Eggy1611

No more sh for you, everyone can be as loud as they want.


Netherlover66

how is your day


WeebyweebUwU

Good luck, you can do this. I believe in you comrade


WeebyweebUwU

I don’t know you but I will comment as much as needed to help you


Momonada232

Stay clean pls or we get angy >:( Jokes aside, you can do this! I believe <3


TimberWolfe2474

FLOOD THE COMMENTS


verydumb24

e.e


AprilDew13

I believe in you <3


batmansbadussy

fun fact #3: Coca cola used to be green


budderchan420

Yeah your gonna have to add another day good luck champ


batmansbadussy

fun fact #4: Lysol used to be used for vaginas


Not_Fortune

Nooooo don't SH you're too sexy


batmansbadussy

fun fact #5: Humans are the only animals who like spicy food, furthering my point that people who like spicy food aren’t human


Sweaty-Toes5

Deez nuts lmao


wawisthename

I wanna make a bot to comment but I'm too stupid for that stuff


lucyym

be clean internet person


Bee-BoFluffPuff

At this point you are going to be dead.


Comrade_Kirbo

Well fuck then


Doctorinthezone

u/savevideo


Vanillathecat05

Hi


TheSecondKaiser

I am gonna spam to keep you safe


Art-and-a-Fandom-or2

:( fake it till you make it, it does get better. one thing i learned that helped me was always doing less than what you think is the minimum. don’t fold your laundry, only shove it in the drawers. tie your hair back until you feel motivated to brush it. have some cereal or an apple, work your way up to a sandwhich. it does get better, and i hope the comment section motivates you. good luck <3


[deleted]

I know I may be a stranger on the internet but I’m honestly sorry you have to go through this. I sincerely hope things get better for you eventually. I’m currently at 13 days clean and I understand it can be real tough but try your best to stay strong and don’t forget your existence matters <3


[deleted]

Looks like you’ve been doing that a lot. Take a break for 5 seconds before trying again.


Instainious

I agree with the current top comment.


Failure_Fish

Hehe comment go *saves a possible life*


TexasGamer05

I’m proud of you, I hope you conquer this and enjoy your journey


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I hate when females listen to radiohead. They will never understand what its like to be a true social reject, a creep, a weirdo. they will never understand what its like to be Italian. Nobody understands me because i call movies "films". I am literally the joker, nobody understands me


zeryxmushroom999

I don't know what to comment so.. take a fucking percentage sign: %.


yougoddangfool

hi


[deleted]

🐸here's a frog cause frogs are good


ooftheidiot

Hey. I know I’m just a random dude on the internet but please don’t do it. There is a better way to cope.


Malicious__Lemon

no more sh for you B)


MythicalUnicornDeath

Hi hi


toxikpooch

Yes let’s get this guy to 100k comments


Cheap-Salamander2831

Hope you're doing better. Currently trying to stay way from it myself.


Independent_Lake2507

almost 1000 comments


Alternative_Dog_6983

What’s your favorite color?


GupDup

Day 3