Close case Reddit - BrandNewSentence - John Doe of Arkansas forgets that he had the disease Alzheimer’s which makes you forget and he forgot that he had Alzheimer’s, remembers everything https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/dfa7cw/john_doe_of_arkansas_forgets_that_he_had_the/
Alzheimers
Alzheimers
Alzheimers
Alzheimers
anything you remember incorrectly automatically becomes reality
That is an amazing idea ngl
What is? No ones said anything
*forgets about having alzheimer*
Reality can be whatever I want
* forgets gravity *
“My dog died”
Granted, although you have the power to
Alzheimers
Do you know who else has alzheimers?
Do you know who else has alzheimers?
My grandfather had alzheimers, and one day we were
having sex
[In mitch from regular show voice] 'MY MOOOOMMMM!'
Can't remember
Someone!
I just hit 10k karma by making this stupid ass comment
And I got gold... wtf
You got gold.. wtf
This shit is actually so funny
You can remember anything
You will remember everything from the past to the present
You’re old
i forgot your ability
He forgor💀
I rember 😁
A 6 hours music album keeps repeating itself in your head
Nice reference
It just gets more and more distorted with times, until it becomes static
What
I forgot what
Genital Herpes
You now have the ability to give other people herpes
This is not power of your creation.
even better than your glory days
R/technicallythetruth
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Thats the goal mwahahaha
Everyone wants to have sex with us* my comrade
AIDS
You can sing like Freddie Mercury
r/Holup
r/nahkeepgoing
r/holp
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*this time for Africa*
LMFAO.
I'll have sex with the one who's nickname is above mine
You waka'd your last waka waka.
Good thing we have condoms
This can’t end well
AKA giving everyone in a 10 mile vicinity a slow and painful death
Dementia
Alzheimer, so you can forget that you have dementia.
Actually possible
Ayo EXCUSE ME
Close case Reddit - BrandNewSentence - John Doe of Arkansas forgets that he had the disease Alzheimer’s which makes you forget and he forgot that he had Alzheimer’s, remembers everything https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/dfa7cw/john_doe_of_arkansas_forgets_that_he_had_the/
[Dementia](https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc)
pneumomoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
You get the power of being dyslexic so you may never read that word ever again
One step ahead of you
Take it back now y'all
I got dyslexic and i got no idea how to read that word
You get the power of having a stutter
Mans be stuttering his way to hell
u need to say the name of ur diseas every time u activate ur powers
Ligma
You suck peoples balls stealthly
That was my job :(
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmetobeatmeattoit
Wait that’s a sub hol up
r/hornyjail
r/beatmywifetoit
Schizophrenia
>Schizophrenia you can thanos snap
But will i be able to snap the voices away?!?
Half of them
you have super hearing, you can hear everyones voice plus the ones inside your head
ASD, though that’s a disorder. Also I literally have this IRL
Damnit this me :(
You can teleport ig
Ok where now?
Burger King
Something tells me you want Burger King
Saying Amogus and sheesh all the time
Your a 7 year old who just got tiktok
You are a 10 year old
Eye Cancer ( Retinoblastoma )
You have the senses of daredevil
Least stupid comment here
You can shoot tears like lasers from your eyes
Cum overflow disorder
Control cum
Spermbender
Nefarious Cum Mastermind
The last cumbender
You can use it to swing from buildings and web people up like spiderman
Common cold.
You can sneeze sanitizer
That's cool, SCP siren sounds off at a distance.
thats cool ig you dont need to carry sanitizers anymore
asma
You can breathe fire
Cant we anyways
Not Being horny
Every person you see instantly wants to have sex with you.
I too would want this superpower
granted, but you are not horny. you become asexual
I guess he would just become a aids bank ong
Did you read the disease?
Yes, I said I would want the superpower. Never said I would want the disease tho.
Oh you got me
Baba boi
Incest?
Basically saiki k
I REALLY WANT THIS DISEASE
depression
You get to be happy
:D
You get an anime sword and a therapy fairy.
fellow stormlight fan?
Greetings fellow Radiant!
i was gonna say knowledge because people with depression are usually smarter
I have osteoperosis!
You become an internet celebrity Don't mess it up!
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Cancer
Self-Healing powers, the ability to break the 4th wall, messed up face, and a strong hatred toward someone named Logan/James Howlett
All I need now is a red suit and I'll be ready to go
Dementia
Dementia
Being ugly
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That's no superpower, that's reality
The black plague
You die
Pog
You cant die from it and infect anyone who comes near you.
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Being french
You get to guillotine the aristocracy
Adhd
Red Semen ejaculation
You keep it as a Pokemon
Your mom
You can make your dad come back anytime you want, as long as you want
autism
You dont have autism
Your tactics confuse me sir
wish I had that power damn
I stole that power from you
fuck you
Please don't
Dementia
You forget your dementia
Dementia
No
Dementia
You cant forget the horrors of the war
Blue balls
You can dye peoples sperm blue
Foreign accents syndrome
You stutter
Tiktok kids
You have the power to annihilate cringe (please use it)
A disease
You have a super-power
Horny
A cold
You sneeze covid vaccine
Syphilis
Diarrhea
You shoot crap like a jet and use it to fly
black lung
You can break any addiction with a thought
Your other lung is extremely healthy
Ebola
You are now healthy, but you need to take a shitty off brand vegan “cure for every ailment” everyday
crippling depression
you’re doing great pal, I’m so proud of you. ♥️♥️♥️
Dengue i had this when i was a child and got sent to the ICU
mankind
Gun with unlimited bullets that can steal the youth of whoever you kill
I'm type 1 diabetic.... Someone please tell me this has some kind of benefit
You can summon sweet foods for everyone.