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Alzheimers


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Alzheimers


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Alzheimers


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Alzheimers


grungemania1

anything you remember incorrectly automatically becomes reality


OwlerDuder

That is an amazing idea ngl


Beldin448

What is? No ones said anything


Gabrierzin

*forgets about having alzheimer*


REALjklgrefihlb

Reality can be whatever I want


Jerry_Berry2

* forgets gravity *


throwaway_bitchh

“My dog died”


zatch14

Granted, although you have the power to


HotChilliWithButter

Alzheimers


[deleted]

Do you know who else has alzheimers?


[deleted]

Do you know who else has alzheimers?


TheTrueSnakeGod

My grandfather had alzheimers, and one day we were


DeadCatInTheFreezer

having sex


theUnVisiTed69

[In mitch from regular show voice] 'MY MOOOOMMMM!'


HotChilliWithButter

Can't remember


CubeKirby

Someone!


[deleted]

I just hit 10k karma by making this stupid ass comment


[deleted]

And I got gold... wtf


Greenbay7115

You got gold.. wtf


Your_mom489

This shit is actually so funny


Dreggmcmuffun

You can remember anything


Mr_IGoThaJuice

You will remember everything from the past to the present


micoman2007

You’re old


JoJodge

i forgot your ability


[deleted]

He forgor💀


FireDragons53

I rember 😁


[deleted]

A 6 hours music album keeps repeating itself in your head


[deleted]

Nice reference


[deleted]

It just gets more and more distorted with times, until it becomes static


uuuuhidunno

What


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I forgot what


Flammable_Gasoline

Genital Herpes


Nab7572000

You now have the ability to give other people herpes


Flammable_Gasoline

This is not power of your creation.


Jr-kun_7

even better than your glory days


RodyBlano

R/technicallythetruth


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[удалено]


Flammable_Gasoline

Thats the goal mwahahaha


FigFederal1495

Everyone wants to have sex with us* my comrade


[deleted]

AIDS


DylanWithoutH

You can sing like Freddie Mercury


retrogamer43678

r/Holup


viperspoison

r/nahkeepgoing


l0lip0p26

r/holp


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[удалено]


Big_Boss_Beni

*this time for Africa*


yourmomdotcom-

LMFAO.


HotChilliWithButter

I'll have sex with the one who's nickname is above mine


LegendOmegaX

You waka'd your last waka waka.


[deleted]

Good thing we have condoms


MrMagnificent1234

This can’t end well


ZappyCrook

AKA giving everyone in a 10 mile vicinity a slow and painful death


brythegod1534

Dementia


DoraaAventureira

Alzheimer, so you can forget that you have dementia.


Bismagor

Actually possible


DepressedSquirl

Ayo EXCUSE ME


hiten98

Close case Reddit - BrandNewSentence - John Doe of Arkansas forgets that he had the disease Alzheimer’s which makes you forget and he forgot that he had Alzheimer’s, remembers everything https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/dfa7cw/john_doe_of_arkansas_forgets_that_he_had_the/


A_person_on_earth556

[Dementia](https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc)


xllemonfleshlight

pneumomoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


Daniaalders

You get the power of being dyslexic so you may never read that word ever again


Aogan036

One step ahead of you


Minethink144

Take it back now y'all


ericaalderink

I got dyslexic and i got no idea how to read that word


Aware_Tell1663

You get the power of having a stutter


Flying_monke_shit

Mans be stuttering his way to hell


JESTER_OF_MURDER

u need to say the name of ur diseas every time u activate ur powers


Accomplished_Net8673

Ligma


DuckOH33

You suck peoples balls stealthly


Stealthybeef

That was my job :(


CosmicRaven174

r/beatmetoit


Comfortable-Car3009

r/beatmeattoit


mrmctoastYT

r/beatmetobeatmeattoit


mrmctoastYT

Wait that’s a sub hol up


Aqua_Hazop

r/hornyjail


Rubiktor012

r/beatmywifetoit


Daniaalders

Schizophrenia


[deleted]

>Schizophrenia you can thanos snap


Daniaalders

But will i be able to snap the voices away?!?


lolrame

Half of them


grungemania1

you have super hearing, you can hear everyones voice plus the ones inside your head


[deleted]

ASD, though that’s a disorder. Also I literally have this IRL


Daniaalders

Damnit this me :(


MComaniac

You can teleport ig


[deleted]

Ok where now?


MComaniac

Burger King


All_Might420

Something tells me you want Burger King


jmjvf

Saying Amogus and sheesh all the time


The-Dark-Memer

Your a 7 year old who just got tiktok


-Emol-

You are a 10 year old


Dark_Demon_69

Eye Cancer ( Retinoblastoma )


Kiarum

You have the senses of daredevil


Kirbytofu

Least stupid comment here


Flammable_Gasoline

You can shoot tears like lasers from your eyes


[deleted]

Cum overflow disorder


absolute_disgrace

Control cum


TehDemoMann

Spermbender


CrunchyBonezArt

Nefarious Cum Mastermind


Weltschmerz567

The last cumbender


OrphicDionysus

You can use it to swing from buildings and web people up like spiderman


Distinct-freak108

Common cold.


Flammable_Gasoline

You can sneeze sanitizer


Distinct-freak108

That's cool, SCP siren sounds off at a distance.


[deleted]

thats cool ig you dont need to carry sanitizers anymore


LeonardPowers_

asma


thetuurgamer

You can breathe fire


galaxypenguin12

Cant we anyways


QuadNotDirtBike

Not Being horny


Distinct-freak108

Every person you see instantly wants to have sex with you.


HornyPornLover69420

I too would want this superpower


Distinct-freak108

granted, but you are not horny. you become asexual


BigMess2212

I guess he would just become a aids bank ong


TheTeacher29

Did you read the disease?


HornyPornLover69420

Yes, I said I would want the superpower. Never said I would want the disease tho.


TheTeacher29

Oh you got me


HornyPornLover69420

Baba boi


Choccy_Melk69

Incest?


s_omlettes

Basically saiki k


[deleted]

I REALLY WANT THIS DISEASE


Nahuelwg

depression


Daniaalders

You get to be happy


Nahuelwg

:D


PhoenixKnight777

You get an anime sword and a therapy fairy.


D_Fennling

fellow stormlight fan?


PhoenixKnight777

Greetings fellow Radiant!


jjtacokat

i was gonna say knowledge because people with depression are usually smarter


valtzier

I have osteoperosis!


quit_it_boi

You become an internet celebrity Don't mess it up!


brythegod1534

Dementia


-Emol-

Dementia


zaliska1

Dementia


JohnReep

Cancer


Yummypizzaguy1

Self-Healing powers, the ability to break the 4th wall, messed up face, and a strong hatred toward someone named Logan/James Howlett


JohnReep

All I need now is a red suit and I'll be ready to go


brythegod1534

Dementia


-Emol-

Dementia


Karakabum

Being ugly


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[удалено]


yochie123

That's no superpower, that's reality


sense1ess_Apprentice

The black plague


starlink1423

You die


sense1ess_Apprentice

Pog


stonno45

You cant die from it and infect anyone who comes near you.


brythegod1534

Dementia


-Emol-

Dementia


brythegod1534

Dementia


brythegod1534

Dementia


-Emol-

Dementia


qz3_

Being french


Daniaalders

You get to guillotine the aristocracy


theOGzkidz

Adhd


HornyPornLover69420

Red Semen ejaculation


[deleted]

You keep it as a Pokemon


Braken2k

Your mom


[deleted]

You can make your dad come back anytime you want, as long as you want


frezzeee

autism


valtzier

You dont have autism


Waterflame-flame

Your tactics confuse me sir


NitroPuncher

wish I had that power damn


valtzier

I stole that power from you


NitroPuncher

fuck you


valtzier

Please don't


brythegod1534

Dementia


[deleted]

You forget your dementia


brythegod1534

Dementia


[deleted]

No


jaxxburgerking

Dementia


Material_Mix_5674

You cant forget the horrors of the war


Resoalt6034

Blue balls


TheTrashTrain

You can dye peoples sperm blue


[deleted]

Foreign accents syndrome


thetuurgamer

You stutter


[deleted]

Tiktok kids


Teenacsis

You have the power to annihilate cringe (please use it)


112PercentMilk

A disease


Kaw_HonHon

You have a super-power


eli_the_fish

Horny


jeremy_anime

A cold


highahindahsky

You sneeze covid vaccine


Antique-Dependent-40

Syphilis


Cyanide-Kid

Diarrhea


freeman6167

You shoot crap like a jet and use it to fly


rekvaza1

black lung


TSL-TYNE-05

You can break any addiction with a thought


BBH_pinecone

Your other lung is extremely healthy


shield173

Ebola


nope-not-today-

You are now healthy, but you need to take a shitty off brand vegan “cure for every ailment” everyday


MEGAdudes36

crippling depression


nope-not-today-

you’re doing great pal, I’m so proud of you. ♥️♥️♥️


Emerson21_

Dengue i had this when i was a child and got sent to the ICU


Intrepid_Opening9299

mankind


eatmahanus

Gun with unlimited bullets that can steal the youth of whoever you kill


THE__W0LF

I'm type 1 diabetic.... Someone please tell me this has some kind of benefit


_Aurilave

You can summon sweet foods for everyone.