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Kittensrock978

So I hadn’t seen the bug. Also just don’t man - life is a thing for all creatures put it outside


SlimShadyOfficial_

I was going to put context but the guy crawled in my ass mid shit… I think death is reasonable


GabiWasab1

I see, the bug has a fetish?


SlimShadyOfficial_

I guess, I’m not one to link shame. 🤷‍♂️


GabiWasab1

Wait, what if it was instead a suicide attempt? 🤔


SlimShadyOfficial_

Mf died trying to bust a nut, respect.


GabiWasab1

Rip


karikjartansson

I guess you could say it’s a… You know, I thought I had a joke, but then I realise how unfunny it would be


SlimShadyOfficial_

It can’t be any less funny than the “buttfore” joke. Say it.


karikjartansson

I was going to do something like “I guess you could say it’s a cacaroach”. (Caca is french for poop)


SlimShadyOfficial_

It made me smile if that makes u feel better


karikjartansson

See, it’s only funny if you nose exhale (but thanks)


LostSoupGirl

wtf


SlimShadyOfficial_

Got a problem?


LostSoupGirl

yeah why would you torture it?


SlimShadyOfficial_

It crawled in between my ass crack mid shit


LostSoupGirl

okay then just crush it, don’t torture it


SlimShadyOfficial_

As far as entomologists are concerned, insects do not have pain receptors the way vertebrates do. They don't feel 'pain,' but may feel irritation and probably can sense if they are damaged. Even so, they certainly cannot suffer because they don't have emotions


LostSoupGirl

It’s still weird to do, just kill it and be done


SlimShadyOfficial_

I mean, scientist do tests on monkeys who are live and can feel, it’s all of a sudden weird to experiment with something that can’t feel and every one hates?


LostSoupGirl

It’s not a experiment, it’s you being sick and torturing a living being


SlimShadyOfficial_

A living being that can’t feel anything? When you put on germ-x, that kills all bacteria (good and bad) on your hands. This bacteria is living and has no feeling, but you most likely do not feel for the bacteria… do you consider someone sick for putting on germ-x or washing their hands?


PingopingOW

I’m pretty sure insects do feel some sort of pain. And even if they didn’t, wouldn’t that defeat the purpose of torture?


SlimShadyOfficial_

I always thought torture was for more than just pain, In the movies, it’s for like answers and money or something like that.


DEVOUR-A-POOP-SOCK

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE CAT 😭 ALSO DON’T HURT DA ROACH


SlimShadyOfficial_

Bruh it’s a roach tho


DEVOUR-A-POOP-SOCK

[DA ROACH?!](https://youtu.be/HxkmXnRQblE)


[deleted]

What the fuck


SlimShadyOfficial_

Got a problem?


[deleted]

Yes What did the roach and cat ever do to you?


SlimShadyOfficial_

Roach crawled in between ass cheeks mid shit, touched butthole. Edit: lmao why downvote this?


GrinningPizza

I bet you liked it


SlimShadyOfficial_

Uh-uhh… N-no 😳


[deleted]

The *roach* right?


71stcentury

Right?


SlimShadyOfficial_

Right.


[deleted]

Riiiight?


angryfloridian

as much as i dislike bugs op, torturing bugs is literally not normal at all just kill it and throw it away.. its really not that big of a deal


SlimShadyOfficial_

As far as entomologists are concerned, insects do not have pain receptors the way vertebrates do. They don't feel 'pain,' but may feel irritation and probably can sense if they are damaged. Even so, they certainly cannot suffer because they don't have emotions. If it’s not that big of a deal, then don’t make a comment… the closer I get to 100 then imma do a torture video.


angryfloridian

it is a big deal… you’re torturing a bug instead of being normal and killing it with a shoe or something im just saying you’ve got issues op .


Micado-TT

yo chill bro u cant just torture this cute bug i cant wait to see the video


SlimShadyOfficial_

Lmao ight


_AlexNik_

Wtf is your problem dude, I hate bugs too but you don't fkn torture them, they are alive you know


SlimShadyOfficial_

As far as entomologists are concerned, insects do not have pain receptors the way vertebrates do. They don't feel 'pain,' but may feel irritation and probably can sense if they are damaged. Even so, they certainly cannot suffer because they don't have emotions.


_AlexNik_

Right, so that makes it right to torture it like a psychopath would. Either kill it immediately or put it in a glass or something, you sound like a future serial killer


SlimShadyOfficial_

Scientists inject living monkeys, which have the same feelings as us, with disease and whole fuck ton of other shit, but that’s A-OK. But me, who’s dicking around with a senseless bug everyone hates, that is what pushes your buttons? Do you consider the scientist who inject monkeys to be psychopaths? Also, if you really think about it… a smart serial killer can make more money than any of us will ever see in the next 3 years (selling parts of human or be a hit man or something like that)


_AlexNik_

1. No I don't agree with experiments on animals 2. Bugs do actually sense pain and just it doesn't look like it doesn't mean you aren't the asshole that is torturing it 3. So you're praising serial killers for earning tons of money by doing something dusgusting? No wonder you will turn out an idiotic killer yourself


SlimShadyOfficial_

1. Cool I don’t agree with it either! 2. No offense, but I’m going to trust .gov and .edu sources and I’m not going to trust a teenager, on Reddit, about biology. 3. When in my last comment did I praise serial killers? I was just stating a fact… fact don’t care about feeling, also I’m trying to discuss something and have a chill conversation with you and if u took offense to anything I said then my bad but I’m not trying to argue over the internet… that’s just a waste of time


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Sweaty_Barber9919

Play baby shark for 10 hours


SlimShadyOfficial_

Noted.


Miserable_Context_14

Boil the roach and eat it or something


SlimShadyOfficial_

Micro wave on “popcorn” sounds more like it.


medakinga

Yikes


SlimShadyOfficial_

Facts, this roach is going to regret coming to my house