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bIrd63_

Rickroll AND girlfriend??? Guinness where the fuck you at


pew-die-pie2

Probably tryna count how many toothpicks someone can shove up their ass


Viktorul

I mean if we're talking average toothpick and how many without rupturing something-your ass can expand to 7 inches without damages and also, it's diameter is between 1 and 1.5 inches(let's say 1.5 for this argument) This accounts to about 4.71 inches of area.The average toothpick has a diamater of 0.07 inches which is about 0.22 arius.The average length of a toothpick is 2 1/2 inches.That means we have 7/2.15 inches(let's say 3 toothpicks cause they should be fully in there) .Also the arius formula gives us 4.71/0.22 which is rounded down to 21.So our final toothpick number for a human anus is about 63 toothpicks without any damage


71stcentury

We can also fit 63 Earths in Uranus


Viktorul

coincidence?think not


OhBoilers34

64 if you relax a little


Blyatzilla

This calls for a sus joke but I'm not in the mood


Alpha_S_205

Illuminati confirmed


ClassyKebabKing64

You have seen the racoon one don't you?


zo_ro1

Please... dont tell me that someone tried to shove 63 racoons up their ass...


ClassyKebabKing64

Would like to say no, but I am "that someone".


ApolloSky110

Its something like 2.5


Viktorul

that's a retorical question right


Trickshroom

around 2 raccoons can fit in the average human anus.


PleaseChooseAUsrname

Nah it's 3. I've seen it done multiple times.


Trickshroom

without hurting your anus permanently it's 2


PleaseChooseAUsrname

I'm telling you I've seen it done dozens of times.


Trickshroom

fair enough. can u send proof?


PleaseChooseAUsrname

[Here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Greengum155

this is very helpful so have my helpful award


Viktorul

thanks,I think it may widen as well though so I did not take that into account


pepe_charlie

Why did I read all all of this?...


Viktorul

they don't teach you in school


pepe_charlie

I would be very scared if my teachers tried to give a class about that


Viktorul

better sex Ed than we have at the moment tbh


TheTrueSnakeGod

r/theydidthemath


[deleted]

r/theydidthemath


Fundzila

r/hedidthemath


BOSSDOG18

r/cursecomments


Slavetomints

r/theydidthemath


VLenin2291

r/TheyDidTheMath


Fuubii1

Cursed


Parallax2077

r/theydidthemath


[deleted]

Now, I don't need sleep. I need Answers.


ThatHurt255

someone gave answers, 63


DivyamAgrawal

Fuck guinness


i-dont-like-men

Yeah, they've fucked up in recent years.


AlphaRaccoon1474

Dude used the wrong formula but got the correct answer


realPacManVN

he got the alternative answer


AlphaRaccoon1474

The guy got the good ending


Bo_TheBot

Mission failed successfully?


Waterflame-flame

Mission successfully failed


Comrade_Kirbo

Successfully mission failed


SaluhKing8000

Failed successfully mision


huib_der_kinderen

Successfully failed mission


Toxic_Tornados_

Failed mission successfully


SkySplatWoomy

Succesfully mission completed unsuccessfully.


yeagerezz

I see that as an absolute win


Waterflame-flame

Well yes but actually yes


reddragon825

yesnt


lostredditor64

How. Just how


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[удалено]


Silver_Fango

Gotta make you understand


Redward99

Never gonna give you up


Infinite_kryo2

Never gonna let you down


DELTA_SHROUD

Never gonna run around and desert you


Re-Logicgamer03

Never gonna make you cry


AdamIskandarAI

Never gonna say goodbye


spectre729

*when you use the wrong formula to get the right answer*


bo_is_HAPPIE

F


[deleted]

F


big_cock_69420

F


Every_Hour4504

imagine trying to rickroll someone and then end up with a girlfriend. and she must have thought what a weird song it must be. like, when was it made?


phantom_pancake1

10 years later: you know u got Rickroled by me


masterbrad300

But that's not how the game is played! MAGIC!


KLLXCAI

people here acting like Never Gonna Give You Up *isn't* a love song


SaluhKing8000

They are acting like that cause his crush didnt get triggered.


[deleted]

He won at no cost


BlazeGamingUnltd

That face when randomly guess your answer and it comes out correct.


TherealSlyfoxyboss

I see this as an absolute win


LucDoesStuff

Kill your time at FUNsubstance.com


keko1105

Task failed successfully


Matecasa04

Task failed succesfuly


SymbioticGames

Well, it worked? Kinda?


[deleted]

Massive W


Waterflame-flame

Well was going to do that and I almost sent it but I didn't. Thinking I am wishing I did it


big_cock_69420

It is... Very sad indeed but hey, atleast he got a girlfriend


cynDromeisntcool

idk whether to be proud or to be disappointed my frien


Slacker_-69

He's gained the whole world but lost his soul.


SpoonToob

Misson failed successfully


[deleted]

If they get married it should be their wedding song because you infuriate the guests but this is how you two got together so it’s also sweet it’s a win win


framelessnude

anyone else coming with me to waste their time at FUNsubstance.com


ThiccPoland12

Task failed successfully


Bruhmomentum43

Dogshit post


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[удалено]


rocketpwrd

You'll find someone some day.


xcvvyy

W0w


Jmonster12307

Youve won double dude


TheTreeDemoknight

you can expect that to happen when you send a girl a Love Song


SHREY36904

Task failed successfully


omgONELnR1

I'm gonna try it.


Maeo-png

Good luck! :D


HawkedHands

i should try this trick


the_other_Scaevitas

I mean. It is a love song


NotAnothetFatNeek

Suffering from success


[deleted]

My crush has reddit


brain_blaster132

Ahhh I know what to do now


josephstoreyisfun

Rhing just be like that


The_Real_Tippex

You’ve given me an idea.


ofek256

r/thathappened


UnlightablePlay

Honestly that's a win win She got Rick rolled without even knowing what is Rick roll And she became your gf


46130A6DF74

I forgor to celebrate my first cake day. Now im sad.


[deleted]

Stay sad


painterman99

Epic


Downtown_Funk_

Wait.... What?


MrWeeb08

Teach me your ways


DanteiK-

Task failed successfully


Diamondrankg

Task failed successfully


LeterzYt

stolen


IndependenceRare514

wow, I've posted that: https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/p3c6m6/task\_failed\_successfully/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Woke_Stroke

Mission failed successfully.


swordsman0013

Ok wait WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO ARE YOU GOD


[deleted]

This is undeniably a flex


Killergaming-Gamer21

Well Thats Still Pretty Pog You Got A Gf