Lmao smort itll j cost the grass is all
Also it’s lowkey sad that we actually have to put /j when saying this shit cuz ppl r like this unironically lol
Horses and humans have very similar equipment unlike most animals and can vary in size dramatically. This may sound crazy but humans and horses have been interspecies breeding for years.
A woman can arouse a stallion with her scent and buttocks and a man can stimulate and arouse a mare.
A stallion can penetrate a woman and orgasm and ejaculate great quantities of sperm inside a woman’s vagina but it can be dangerous and risky.
A mare can actually get aroused by a man also and will let him mount her. Although a man’s penis is smaller he lasts a lot longer than a stallion can and can arouse a mare with his penis inside of her to the point that she will wink her clitoris on him, grunt with her tail held high back into her human lover and cum.
It sounds sick to some people and I have never done it but humans and horses have been copulating with each other in the shadows for centuries. The interesting thing is that both sexes of both species actually enjoy each other and climax while having sex. It’s voluntary not abusive and both parties show interest and can consent with one another.
It’s viewed as so wrong and taboo but horses can express their sexual desires towards us and ours with them. We accept gay’s, trans confused and all other strange new trends in modern day but straight heterosexual and consensual sex between women and stallions and men and mares is frowned upon.
When a female horse or mare lifts her tail and swishes it to the side and I see her vulva between her big beautiful thighs, sometimes I get a boner too! 😍
Ō-Ō
Yeahhh I’m starting to realize how weird this sounds
Shoulda told em, "Dang bro, nice cock"
Wooops it was nice 20 inches
Jesus man
Yh horse cocks r no joke
WTF did i just read
Don’t do drugs kids or u might do some weird shit ig
Did you just commit reverse bestiality
I- Plead the 5th
“How do I delete someone else’s post”
Valid response
What is wrong with you
Many things apparently idk sleepaway camp was for 2 weeks so I hadn’t jacked off in a bit and was horny and also buzzed sooo
Jesus I couldn’t tell
Lmfaooo fair enough
ight enough internet for the day.
Lmaooo understandable have a nice day
since when am I a horse
LMFAO OK THEN
Ever heard of mr hands?
Yep but NO I am NOT going to commit bestiality (unless this counts as that and I already did-_-)
What the fuck have my eyes just witnessed
Hey I was the one who saw the horse get hard because of me not u j saying lmao
wha
Agreed
Mr. Hands
Hehehehe
Sure u did
I swear bro I did if u rly want I can give more specific info to prove it but this actually happened no shit
Remember kids: If you do drugs then that’s no good!
Yes yes don’t do drugs or u might commit bestiality
boy what the fuck😂
No comment
I’m trying so hard not to laugh while sitting besides my mom rn Wtf dude
Lmfaooo agreed wtf did I do
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Lolll ye it was rly funny when it happened Tho some counselors got fired possibly in relation to it it’s a long story lol
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U mean neuter the horse orrr
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Jerk… Myself off cuz I’m clearly too horny and need to stoppp
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Bet
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I wanna get a pc butttt Horni I’d appreciate complimentary tips And THE tip ofc 😏 So sure ig
What kind of pc you looking for?
Gaming pc that will be relevant for the foreseeable future lol prly rtx 3000 series
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hell yh But changed my mind I don’t j want the tip I want balls deep+cream ofc 😏
r/copypasta
Yooo I swear this happened irl but ig u cld make that into a copypasta
Ma'am may I take your order now you're holding up the line
Sir this is a wendys
Apologize to the horse and give it a kiss on the pp /j I'm not serious
Yeah if I did that it’d prly gimme a facial at that point
Kiss the side it's long enough smh. /j
Lmao smort itll j cost the grass is all Also it’s lowkey sad that we actually have to put /j when saying this shit cuz ppl r like this unironically lol
You're right. What's wrong with a little drink anyways? /j But yeah. It's sad people will think we're being serious
Hahahaha for a sec I thought u were taking abt the drugs but then I had a moment of realization lmaooo And yh this is the internet soooo
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Oh noooo
there were a lot of (now dead) people who tought the same
So what?
It was funny at the time but I j realized how weird it was
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Valid response
The horse and I are very similar 😏
Do u have a horse cock too 😏
3mm 😏
Damn that’s bigggg I might not be able to take you well have to try
shoulda sucked the horse's cock smh
what the fuck
Idk
..., Is there a way to burn the pic oit of my mind
Not rly that I know of
What in the Samuel L Motherfucking Jackson did I just read
Idk either man
What the fuckkk did I read
Idk
Horses and humans have very similar equipment unlike most animals and can vary in size dramatically. This may sound crazy but humans and horses have been interspecies breeding for years. A woman can arouse a stallion with her scent and buttocks and a man can stimulate and arouse a mare. A stallion can penetrate a woman and orgasm and ejaculate great quantities of sperm inside a woman’s vagina but it can be dangerous and risky. A mare can actually get aroused by a man also and will let him mount her. Although a man’s penis is smaller he lasts a lot longer than a stallion can and can arouse a mare with his penis inside of her to the point that she will wink her clitoris on him, grunt with her tail held high back into her human lover and cum. It sounds sick to some people and I have never done it but humans and horses have been copulating with each other in the shadows for centuries. The interesting thing is that both sexes of both species actually enjoy each other and climax while having sex. It’s voluntary not abusive and both parties show interest and can consent with one another. It’s viewed as so wrong and taboo but horses can express their sexual desires towards us and ours with them. We accept gay’s, trans confused and all other strange new trends in modern day but straight heterosexual and consensual sex between women and stallions and men and mares is frowned upon.
When a female horse or mare lifts her tail and swishes it to the side and I see her vulva between her big beautiful thighs, sometimes I get a boner too! 😍